Whitney throws Britani a little pot luck soiree to cheer her up after her traumatic plane ride at the wrath of Lisa and Meredith.
They decide to recreate the ‘high body count’ hair.
Literally never heard that phrase until that episode where she used it last year. I thought it meant her hair was super poofy. As in a lot of body in your hair. It makes sense right?
She may have eased up on the ‘poof’ (I didn’t really mind her hair that night, it’s not like she wore it like that all the time) but she really does need to lose those long stringy extensions.
They all made her a Build-A-Bear to replace Jared’s.
They start to talk all things Meredith and the plane ride. All of the ladies chime in as to how Meredith is denying any type of harassment or wrong-doing and claims she was just ‘venting to Lisa.’ The entire flight. Loudly.
Everyone insists that they refuse to move forward with them unless they acknowledge their bullying type behavior and apologize.
Lots of luck with that. I can see Meredith possibly apologizing, but not Lisa. Her personality does not admit to doing anything wrong. Ever. Not no way, not no how.
So at this little stuffed-animal making gossip sesh about Lisa and Meredith, it’s noticed that Bronwyn does not have her rings on.
She admits to the reason why. Todd getting busted on a plane looking at pictures of women on his computer. I guess this guy doesn’t realize he’s now a ‘public figure’ since being on Housewives. And he needs to at least try to be inconspicuous in his cheating endeavors.
Of course he got defensive, and denied it when confronted. That’s what lying cheating sacks of shit do.
And it’s always everyone else’s fault too.
Where exactly does he ‘work’ that’s 3000 miles away, and even in this day and age has to be there in person five days per week??
She addresses the possibility of an ‘arrangement.’ Why doesn’t she just divorce this old geezer? There’s no prenup. She gets half. End of story.
Of course Whitney chimes in when ‘arrangement’ gets thrown around. Yes we know Whitney, you’re married to an old dude too, and you wanna bang other guys. We get that. I think she’s trying to get the convo directed towards her and Justin. Maybe it did, but they didn’t air it. Thank God.
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I find Mary and the church scenes so cringy. How can you not, given what all was revealed a few years back from that dude that’s since passed away.
Not to mention the last season before she was put on pause, of her telling her congregation she was God and to worship her.
The doors were closed a few years ago due to the controversy, not renovations as she’s claiming. I am liking Mary not being so cranky constantly.
She and Rob Jr have a chat. She encourages him to keep praying to help with his addictions and suggest that to his relapsing buddies. I’m sure that’ll work.
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Lisa and John have a coffee outing. I can tell he can’t stand her. He’s giving Mauricio on Beverly Hills in the last like three seasons before they split up.
Even now in the Kyle and Mauricio scenes together post break-up, he was cringing every time she wanted him to kiss her and give her these big hugs. I thought it was funny because I never saw them kiss or hug when they were together.
This is exactly how John’s acting. He seems disconnected as she tries to make small talk. He’s so checked out.
They soon get into how she was irritated when she was trying to give Henry advice in the car, and he interrupted to give his own different advice.
They don’t specify what the subject matter was, but I’m thinking maybe it was about a girl. Our little Henry is growing up! Noticed he hasn’t been around all season. He’s probably over her too.
Lisa being Lisa, and having her disorder was not HAVING being corrected, even if he didn’t do it in a condescending way.
She accuses John of “telling her how to talk.”
He disagrees and points out that he was “giving a guy’s perspective.” (which made me think the advice he was seeking was about a girl, but I could be wrong.)
The ‘good listener’ part was hilarious. How many times have we watched their scenes where she’s staring at her phone w hen he’s talking. John wastes no time re-enacting how she ‘listens.’
I think John is finally fed up with the shitty way she treats him, and that’s the long and short of it. SAVE JOHN BARLOW!!
He’s probably gotten on the narcissist personality disorder algorithm on social media, and he’s like ‘yep, that’s Lisa, yep that’s Lisa, why the hell am I still putting up with this shit?’
Narcissists love to take advantage of non-confrontational easy- going people.
That’s their fucking favorite. And that’s how John strikes me. He’s been taking her shit and taking her shit for 25 years, and he’s done.
As they continue back and forth, with Lisa not listening at all and playing the victim card, he points out how he comes to her with ideas, I’m assuming work-related, and she just says ‘yeah, no.”
As he’s telling her this, she interrupts him, even though she said three seconds ago what a great listener she is.
He reminds her she’s always talking about her feelings, and now he’s telling her how HE feels. She looks uncomfortable. Is she receiving this? Probably not.
He tells here it seems like all they talk about is work and there’s nothing else to really discuss. She seems devastated by that and he does not care. I think he’ sick of the crocodile tears.
She complains he doesn’t hug her. Well that’s because you’re a royal bitch, Lisa.
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Britani, you can’t say you’re not with Lurch, but continue to be WITH HIM. For fucks sake she’s such an airhead.
And she uses every excuse to see him. To help her pack and now she ‘needs him’ to get through Meredith’s plane bullying.
This dude’s smug-ass face, I just want to smack it.
(jared britani)
As if he gives a fuck about her Housewife drama.
Okay so here we have it, it’s not her tiff with Meredith he’s concerned with, it’s how it ‘got back to him’ (why are he and Justin buds?) that Britani was flirting with every dude on the boat, gay or straight, didn’t matter. She was.
‘On a break, working through stuff.’ Honestly Lurch what’s the difference? It’s all the same rhetoric for a fucked up toxic dysfunctional relationship of a boy-crazy fifty year old woman and an entitled arrogant piece of shit.
Under the guise of consoling her for being upset, he agreed to this meeting (and he knows cameras are present) so he could bitch at her for being flirty on the boat, according to Whitney gossiping to Justin about it. What the hell is wrong with Justin telling him that?
Whitney of all people should shut it when it comes to worrying about another woman flirting.
Whitney who just told the world when her kids leave, she plans on staying with Justin, but going out and fucking around every night and he best be okay with it, because he’s old.
But Britani, not married, not even in a stable relationship with this freak of nature, can’t flirt with another guy or two?? Can’t make this shit up.
And it’s also funny how she considers this her most traumatic experience when her two daughters hate her because she cares more about men than her. Case in point.
Lurch then accuses her of what he’s doing, refusing to commit to her.
Why would she want to be married to and living with some emotionally wrecked piece of shit that plays mind games?
He ridicules the ‘30 day break’ she’s supposed to be taking from him, because she clearly cannot stay away from him.
Why are they walking around the woods?
After he insults her to the point she walks away from him, he yells more insults. Then chases after her. Every time she asks a question he gives her a vague answer. She walks away again. He chases her and taunts her.
This is the most dysfunctional relationship I’ve ever come across in my lifetime. He is the biggest asshole I’ve ever come across in my lifetime. Other than my ex and his cunty bitch fungus of a wife. The Osmond’s have to be cringing over this stupid woman-hating creep.
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Ugh! Not Todd and Bronwyn. From one extremely broken and decayed relationship with a man-child to another.
There is zero appeal to this man. I don’t care how much money he has and makes. He even has the nerve to be bitching at her for not locking the door or some shit when she enters the room. He seems busy texting some slut that pretends to be into him so he buys her shit. Other than Bronwyn.
We’re somehow going to have to take this conversation semi-seriously while they’re sitting on Disney furniture, and Bronwyn is dressed like a circus performer. First she needs her Dr. Pepper fix.
He does the thing where he’s now being fake overly nice to her. God I know that well. While you know it’s disingenuous and temporary, you still can’t help but love that they’re treating you so sweetly, so you get sucked in.
He sits here acting so smug and casual.
She tells him she doesn’t feel good enough for him, then offers up an open marriage ‘arrangement.’ She and Whitney love this term ‘arrangement.’
She uses this ‘we can evolve’ line with him.
What does that even mean? Evolve into what? Cheating on each other? That doesn’t sound like ‘evolving’ to me. That sounds like going backwards.
He admits to wrong-doing. I assume he was doing more than looking at photos of women.
Were these random online pics of women, or a woman he’s talking to? I think that’s an important difference.
He doesn’t like her talking to Whitney about him. You knew he was going to hate that. First of all, he’s embarrassed about his behavior, and he wants to keep her sheltered, and believing his behavior is normal. That’s how all guys are that act like him.
He orders her not to cry, doesn’t try to console her, and demands she agree with him that they talked about it, resolved it, and they’re moving forward. Why? Because he said so.
But did they resolve it? I know he apologized, but it didn’t seem sincere, and what exactly was resolved?
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Mary doesn’t have a key to her door of her own church. She seems very confused as to why the door is locked. She looks cute though. Wonder if she’s still planning on stealing from people and preaching cult-like rhetoric like before.
Speaking of which, I just saw that Jen Shah is getting an early release for ‘good behavior’ and will be out on December 10th only serving not even half of her sentence.
She invited the ladies to her congregation.
Whitney and Heather discuss whether or not Lisa and Meredith will be attending, and Whitney compares that to whores burning.
I don’t think it’s a saying about whores ‘burning’ in church, Whitney. It’s just ‘sweating like a whore in church.’ Not burning. What is wrong with her?
Well enter the burning whores. I’m sure they felt they would appear guilty, had they declined the invitation.
They both appear nervous and flipping their hair around. They play dumb at the ladies convey surprise that they came.
Maybe because it’s a church service, and you just engaged in extreme bullying behavior, and then lied about it?
Then again this is Mary’s church service, so I guess the pearl cluctching is not really necessary.
I just remembered in her service that was aired two or three years ago, she had ladies fanning her as they shouted out worshiping-style compliments. It was fucking weird. If you didn’t see it, or don’t recall, you should go back and find it.
She says she never plans what she’s going to say, and it definitely shows. Towards the end she wasn’t even making any sense.
“We are the one who God exists!” What?? She singles out all of the Housewives, with more nonsense sentiments. She might want to start spending time on her sermon. If you want to call this a sermon.
So A/C wasn’t included in the renovations?
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