Well, here we go.
As usual I’m four days behind. But of course, HAVE gotten wind of the infamous unfilmed unhinged meltdown of Meredith towards Britani on the flight home.
Meredith was still fuming over Britani telling her TikTok says that Seth is having an affair.
Heather is getting kind of nauseating with her lusting after Jason. On WWHL she said they’ve hooked up. Then when he was on he was like ‘nah never happened’ when Andy probed him.
I think it’s so embarrassing when a man and woman hooks up, and the woman is shouting it from the rooftop, and the guy is denying it.
Usually it’s the other way around, because usually women don’t want to admit they had a random hook-up.
For a guy to be embarrassed he was with you is kind of pathetic.
Jason leads a little yoga class on the boat. Heather cannot hide her over-enthusiasm.
Her yaps about him are embarrassing. I get it, she’s trying to be funny and she is, but in a pitiful kind of way.
Meredith is in her cabin stewing to Lisa over Britani’s comment.
Lisa and Meredith think it’s The Tin Man that didn’t have a brain on The Wizard of Oz. Who the hell doesn’t know it’s The Scarecrow? Maybe THEY don’t have a brain.
So if Britani knows Meredith goes from 0 – 100, which I agree she does, I can relate, then why poke at her? Poke at someone else if she’s trying impress producers.
Meredith and Bronwyn conspire to throw the unicorn overboard. Now that is a GREAT idea. They have to be in Bronwyn’s blow up costumes. They’re so inconspicuous.
Let’s just say Meredith is NOT moving past Britani’s cheating accusation of Seth.
We don’t even care whether or not Seth has a mistress. And I’m not sure why Meredith does either. She always seems annoyed when she’s around him.
Bronwyn, Mary is no ‘woman of God.’ While I appreciate her quirkiness and think she’s funny, she’s a shyster and uses religion as a way to suck money from parishioners to pay for her designer clothes. Let’s settle down. I don’t know why we’re trying to act like we don’t know this.
They depart Katina.
Who cannot wait to watch this season of Down Under to catch what we didn’t of this trip? I understand from Daisy it’s worse.
Heather again embarrasses herself as she bids good-bye to Jason.
She keeps calling him a ‘dear friend’ and he looks like a ‘deer’ in the headlights.
‘Dear’ Heather: A one night stand does not a good friend make.
Who would have saved that stupid unicorn? Britani acting like this Build-a-Bear unicorn is really something special, tells me she stopped maturing at age ten.
So not filmed, Meredith started losing her shit at the airport which carried onto the plane.
To be fair to Britani, who I know is annoying, all she did was point out that it was on TikTok that there was this uber driver who supposedly drove Seth and his mistress. It’s not like she made it up.
So is there any reason why Meredith or Lisa couldn’t have pulled the video up themselves? Instead they keep taunting and yelling at Britani to show it to them for the entire flight.
As Meredith discusses it in her yap, she paints it as if she was merely discussing it with Lisa for a short time after they took off, and right before they landed.
The other ladies say it was the entire flight that she bitched loudly to Lisa, pushed her seat, threw wine, and got into her face.
Meredith brags how she wasn’t screaming or physical.
Someone should tell Meredith you can be verbally assaulted without being screamed at. Actually it’s worse done in a low voice because no on else can hear it, then you look like the psycho when you react to it.
Meredith points out that “if it was that deep, I would have gotten arrested by an air marshal.”
So no Meredith, you’re not going to be “arrested by an air marshal” if you’re bitching about someone on a flight.
Everyone but Meredith and Lisa, even those that don’t care for Britani, refer to it as extreme bullying and highly disturbing.
Instead of Lisa trying to diffuse Meredith, sounds like she egged her on.
Then she plays innocent as she recaps it all to John, who I’m sure knows she’s full of shit.
Heather meets with Britani.
To be devil’s advocate kind of, Britani DOES know what she is like, so to bring up the Seth rumor, she should have been prepared for the wrath of Meredith.
Heather vows to support Britani.
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Bronwyn, who not on the flight gets filled in first by Whitney.
The way they describe Lisa repeating “you fucked up!” completely sounds like Lisa.
The convo takes a turn when Bronwyn admits to Lisa it’s getting around social media that Todd was looking at photos of another woman while on a flight.
I think we now get why Todd so vehemently didn’t want Bronwyn around Lisa. I assume he knew or found it later the bitch he was farting and kissing all over knew Lisa.
She confronts Todd, about looking at these pics on the plane, and he of course blames the women for making it up, just like he did the other accusation.
Bronwyn more less says if he would’ve have let her know, she wouldn’t have been mad about it. I’m paraphrasing but that was my takeaway.
Then she says if he proposed that they stay together but sleep with other people (AKA open marriage) she’d be okay with it.
So Lisa was dead to her for daring to gossip about Todd cheating on her, and now she’s like ‘yeah no big deal, just tell me.’
She claims doesn’t want to be ‘done with Todd’ over this. Well yeah and we know why that is.
Whitney admits she and Justin have dabbled into possibly swinging? I think. Or just an open marriage.
Whitney talks about cheating (although she doesn’t say ‘cheating) being doable in a marriage as long as it’s ‘an agreement’ and the both ‘follow the rules..’
The things she’s saying is actually blowing me away a little bit. So Justin is okay with her going out and ‘possibly’ banging another dude, as long as she gets home okay?
She comments about them both being “with older men” and that’s reasoning to have these ‘agreements.’
Women with much older men crack me up. I guess the age split is cute when they’re younger, then when the dudes are ‘older’ not so much? Is that how this works? Like they don’t foresee this at all?
I guess they do but the money and security is enticing. So like stop bitching that they’re old.
What’s ironic about Todd and Bronwyn is that he’s like in his 60’s and he’s the one out getting his freak on. It’s not like he’s a Brad Pitt or George Clooney 60, he’s an Orson Wells 60.
I definitely feel like Whitney is over Justin at this point. He’s starting to look like Santa Claus.
It concludes with them both agreeing they should be able to do ‘whatever they want to do’ (since they’re still young) but they want the old dudes to be there when they need something, such as money.
Is it just me or does it sound a little like a pimp and a hooker?? Or some sort of business agreement at least.
Bronwyn clarifies that she still wants to be married to him, for obvious reasons, but wants to be their relationship to ‘evolve.
“When my kids are out of the house I’m going to do whatever I want.” Wow.
I’m not a prude, but what in the trollop is going on here?
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Does Elektra even LIKE Angie at all? Why would she represent Greece in the Olympics when she’s an American? Elektra wonders that too. Was that a joke?
She starts on this dual citizenship thing with her again and Elektra tells her she feels like she resonates more with her dad’s side.
I don’t know why she’s pushing this ‘Greek’ thing on this poor girl.
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Heather meets with… not sure because she’s very late. It’s going to be Meredith I assume, who is probably not anxious to discuss her behavior on the plane.
Actually it’s Lisa, who also is not anxious to discuss HER behavior, since she was encouraging and enabling Meredith the entire time, which is almost as bad.
Lisa’s droning on about the weather, actually acting a little humbled in my opinion, which we don’t really see much of. I’m sure that will change.
Lisa claims she was trying to ‘soothe’ Meredith. She covers her mouth as she’s delivering this piece of horse crap excuse, which is of course if you know anything about body language, is the number one queue for lying.
She keeps repeating “it was a lot.” Okay, Lisa we get that. She definitely is feeling a some guilt here.
However in true narc fashion, she continues to deflect, make excuses and lie.
She even blames everyone else for ‘not stepping in.’
She touches her face again.
‘So it’s not my fault, I was helping my friend bully another woman and was her flying monkey on a ten hour flight, it’s YOUR faults for not stopping me.’
Can’t make this shit up.
Heather points out she did actually step in and got told to shut up by the mean girl brigade.
In women, that shit does feed off of each other. No question.
Lisa is again displaying telling body language of crossing her arms, (uncomfortable and defensive) as Heather continues to attempt to make her take some accountability.
Preserving her peace? Omg. Okay Lisa.
As the back-and-forth continues, Lisa keeps lying and diminishing her horrible behavior not to mention attempting to warp Heather’s perception of what actually happened.
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Naturally in the next scene, Meredith and Mary meet up.
So now we get to listen to Meredith lie while making a bunch of stupid fucking excuses and blaming everyone else.
Meredith has a weird forced fake smile plastered on her face, claiming she feels ‘pretty good.’
So we’re already seeing she feels guilty.
Mary keeps asking her how she’s doing and it’s feeling awkward. It’s more like a head tilt serious actual question, not so much a greeting, which Meredith knows and tries to ignore.
I think she’s looking for Meredith to say she feels bad about the plane but she keeps repeating ‘I’m good, I’m great, I’m fine’ and playing dumb.
Meredith and Lisa are so funny. They literally are pretending the ladies are getting second-hand info and seem to be forgetting they were all witnesses. Like how much wine were they drinking?
Whatever Meredith. You knew full well Britani could hear you. You were doing that thing that bitches do, but usually when they’re in middle or high school.
Meredith claims the loud bitching only lasted 15 minutes, then it was 30, then she doesn’t remember. She tries to convince Mary she didn’t hear what she heard and then the air marshal excuse again. Funny she doesn’t even admit to it being ‘a lot’ like Lisa at least owned. Maybe they should have made sure their stories at least aligned.
She rambles in her yap and repeats the phrase ‘what happened’ like four times in ten seconds.
Why isn’t anyone asking her if she was drunk? Not that it’s an excuse I’m just curious whether or not she genuinely doesn’t remember.
Mary tells her to consider apologizing. She has to ‘think it through.’ I thought she said she didn’t do anything wrong. Why would you have to think it through?
She blamed Whitney for getting to Mary and ‘getting in her ear.’
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