This season is finally coming to an end – finally – this shit started in February ! I guess the cycles usually last four months, but this was just a really long four months. Maybe because it was so excruciating to watch Trashley humiliate herself every week, chasing after Gary and literally begging him to fuck her. Whippin her her titties around, thrashing her vagina in every single episode. Over it. On WWHL Monday night, Andy said she has an ‘Only Fans’ account. Guess she decided she could make more this way, rather than cleaning toilets. And she does want those titties to get her through life.
They’re having dinner that was brought to the boat since tonight is a school night. Scarlett is so uncomfortable with Gary being so aggressive toward her around the others with his affections. He wants to hang out with her alone later, and she says no. This whole Gary thing is putting her in an awkward position, with both Daisy and Trashley crushing on him. He seems to not care at all. He throws his head back all in a huff.
Also he seems to have no respect for people’s boundaries. I feel like he is difficult to be in a relationship with. He’s one of those guys that, yeah, come off so fun and easy going, but he’s really needy and clingy as fuck. I was just talking to another woman at the gym about that. She agreed that guys are so fucking needy !! They try to make women out this way, but it’s really them. They’re like dealing with a fucking toddler that needs entertained and waited on constantly. They’re fucking exhausting.
But whatever. The looks on Trashley’s face every time he cozies up to her and begs her to pay attention to him is priceless. Some new info on WWHL Monday. Daisy and Gary were on. Gary was asked about the “sexual assault” incident. Which he says was in no way an “assault” which I expected him to say. He’s a guy. He’s not going to say a woman “assaulted” him. Especially Trashley who he kept leading on, and making out with her every time she threw herself at him.
I think the point a lot of the viewers were trying to make, about that incident, is that if it were reversed with Gary being the aggressor when the girl was tipsy, it would have been considered a sexual assault – no question – and Gary would have been fired form Bravo, and the yacht, possibly arrested, and reputation ruined forever. Trashley needs to watch it in the future. She could pull this shit on an opportunistic guy, and get herself in some trouble. Even the way she kept throwing herself at him and trying to make out with him, can you fathom this being acceptable if a guy was doing it to a girl? Viewers would have been freaking.
Anywho, what I was actually getting to say is that, he disclosed on WWHL that he and Ashley did have an actual hook-up (had sex) that wasn’t “filmed” prior to the “non-assault.” He expressed that he did regret that. Whatever. Both of them are just out of control in their own ways. Ashley with her sex addiction and trashy aggressiveness with guys, and Gary with his constant need to be the center of attention. I kind of think that they deserve each other.
Gary and Scarlett continue to sort of quietly bicker at the table, with Daisy, Ashley and Kelsie trying to listen without looking like they’re trying to listen. He’s whining to her for telling him to “stop it” when he tries to “show affection.” Yes, this dude would be absolute mental overload as a boyfriend. Ashley seems to be eating her feelings again. She’s stuffing so much food into her mouth.
Kelsie is drinking wine from a “crazy straw.” Is that still what they’re called? With a tongue attached to it? There is only one Kelsie.
Trashley is getting cozy with Barnaby just like she did with Tom, when Gary blew her off.
She just needs a dick. Any dick.
Gary is like ‘so in love’ with this chick that he literally just met like two weeks prior. Scarlett is acting almost repulsed by him now. He tries to kiss her and she turns her head. He tries to talk to her at the bar, and she is just like not having it. He’s coming off as kind of pathetic, begging her to pay attention to him. Honestly kind of reminding me of the way Trashley has been with him – just not being quite as aggressive and gross, because as previously discussed that would be crossing the line and getting him in trouble. He did tell her that he wanted to have sex with her. He said on WWHL that watching that back was cringy and he regretted saying that to her.
I thought the whole idea of having dinner brought in was to have a low key night and keep the partying to a minimum. They’re all taking shots, and now they’re doing this hurricane thing.
Gary is taking a dump and summons Glenn from bed to fetch him some toilet paper. Glenn is one easy going dude, I’ll tell ya !! Can we see asking Captain Lee to fetch some toilet paper as you’re sitting on the toilet? Holy shit (pun intended) he’d be madder than a pissed on chicken !!!
They’re picking up guests the next morning, but they’re up late, doing shots, and the worm. Trashley is trying to do the worm. she looks like she’s humping the deck. I feel like she is on the prowl for trying to get Marcos or Barnaby to bang her.
Marcos says to his bros “I never had this kind of fun in my life…” oh my God that is so cute !!
What are these three moron dudes doing in their cabin? They’re all piled on top of each other. Wrestling, or whatever? What’s with guys and wrestling? Looks like they’re having fun, but boys are just weird.
Marcos and Colin are still sleeping and the guests are arriving in 3 hours. Marcos has like so much to do – and he was already stressed, and now he’s hungover, and getting a late start. He said he was getting up really early to prep. But he seems okay. Maybe it was the ‘bro time’ the night before that put him in a much better head space. See the power of just being supported?
I feel like if I would have had some support through my recent tough times, I would be in such a much better place right now. But alas, I did not.
Scarlett is vacuuming and backs into Daisy behind her carrying tray of glasses. Maybe don’t stand behind someone that’s thrashing their elbows around, with a try full of champagne glasses?
Marcos also says in addition to all of the other restrictions – no garlic/onion/parsley? For chrissakes that’s my holy trinity ! Sounds like my stupid ass ex husband. And I know chefs HATE this, out of all of the food specifications. Chefs hate when they can’t season their food. Remember Adam and the “no onions?” He refused to not add onions to his dishes. It was funny. I would have done the same thing. Onions add flavor. If you don’t like flavor, eat a bowl of Cheerios and call it a day.
Daisy is not into this boat tour with these guests. She’s really fake cheerful due to her hangover. She’s reminding me of Kate Chastain giving the guest tours on a normal day. She’s like, here’s the master, here’s the hot tub… whatever, go to town. These guests aren’t giving me any type of asshole vibes at all.
Scarlett is so sweet. So opposite of Trashley. She’s literally braiding everyone’s hair.
The bride seems to be is really cordial and asking nicely asking Daisy about her dress being steamed since she had to fold it up into an “origami swan” to pack it. Are they from Canada too? She apologizes as she asks Trashley to hang her dress somewhere where there is more room.
Think this charter will just come down to Marcos getting the food right with all of their stupid pickiness, and allergies and what not. They don’t seem demanding at all.
Marcos is seeming not into this either, but at least not freaking out anymore. I do believe he will pull it off. Think he has a plan.
Ashley is acting, I don’t know – almost — normal. She says in her yap that she “really wants to prove to Daisy she can interact with the guests” (without sounding like a classless trailer Hoe)
And we have perfect sailing weather !! Great guests, Trashley doing her job and not even tormenting anyone! Does it get any better than this??
Marcos talks about how nerve racking it is to cook for someone with celiac disease since they cannot have one morsel have anything gluten.
Lunch is served. Marcos presents the rice as “with no garlic no onions.” So basically plain ass Minute Rice that probably tastes like glue. Appetizing !
These guests are so easy going! When asked what time for dinner, she’s like “9:00, is that okay?”
Trashley wacks her head on the door in the laundry room. As Daisy said when she plummeted out of the top bunk on her head. – “her head is full of rocks, she’ll be fine.” My theory is that she’s not human. She could be hit by a firing squad, and get up and walk away.
Dude tries to do the rope swing and has afraid- of- heights issue, so doesn’t execute the jump and swings right back and hits the boat, bounces off of that, hits another part of the boat… poor guy.
Was kind of funny. He is laughing at himself. Important to laugh at one’s self. I would probably fuck up that jump too. I guess more embarrassing for a guy. At least he had the height issue excuse. Oh well – he tried! He tried.
Gary and Daisy are talking in the galley. Trash and Scarlett are in the laundry room. Scarlett asks her “what are they saying ?” So that’s a mistake Scarlett, because Trashley is manipulative, and fucking lies to her that Gary and Daisy are talkin about “hooking up” and they really weren’t.
They were talking about how Gary wanted to get married and settle down, and have kids one day!
WTF Trashley ??? I guess to Trashley that’s “hooking up” since that’s all she thinks about. She’s worse than a dude for chrissakes. But I’m leaning towards, she just lied to piss Scarlett off and turn her against him, so she wouldn’t have to watch them canoodling on the next night out. This chick. Wow.
Just when I thought it was safe to give her a few compliments. Nasty Ass lying HOE resurfaces. She is in her own fucking world. True fucking story. I thinks she believes her own fucking bullshit. I really do.
She IS a fucking shark! Except sharks are more cuddly and lovable ! Well her ploy works and Scarlett is like fucking turned off, and saying she would NEVER hook up with him, and again Trashley is such a fucking liar, and manipulator, and claims she only fucked him because she was drunk and didn’t know what she was doing! Pahhlease girl !! I hope Scarlett is watching this whole season and how a STONED COLD SOBER Trashley pursued him, and chased him and blatantly begged him to fuck her.
Trashley could not be happier right now as Scarlett is like, “over it.” Not that I don’t think Gary deserves it, I just hate that Trashley gets her way, by lying and her manipulation. Just like she did with Gabriela. Good thing she’s doing Only Fans – it’s about her speed. This way she doesn’t have to do any in person interacting with anyone.
Ashley is just sick with jealousy of how sweet and romantic he is with Scarlett and never came anything close to being that way with her. Gee, I wonder why guys don’t respect you. Wonder why Tom poured a bottle of tequila (waste of good alcohol!) over your head and chased you around the boat calling you a skank or sket or whatever. Wonder why Gary banged you like you were relentlessly begging for, then proceeds to ignore you and treat you crappy? That’s a tough one!
The guests are taking a little trip to the caves . An astrology sign dinner for tonite ! Cute !! I love them !!! They’re so wholesome and salt of the earth !
Marcos is so NOT into making small talk with the crew. Just leave him alone so he can think and create! None of the crew, are probably creative type people, and just don’t get it.
He’s killing the dinner! Shocker ! These guests are also really easy to please, (aside from 15 food restrictions)
Marcos is so funny as he describes making his gluten free cake moist and delicious. Comparing it to a woman, touching here, massaging there… Oh Lordy. This is the dude the girls should be chasing after! Not fucking stupid immature Gary!
Since Scarlett is giving him the cold shoulder, Gary’s lovin on Daisy again. He’s doin that thing where he bear hugs her and she pretends she’s hating it. Daisy just own this shit. I think it will help with your management skills if you just admit you’re into him. Then your stews won’t be trying to bang him, because they won’t want to piss off their boss! Like the position you put Scarlett in because of your jealousy !!
So it’s wedding day – and not to be redundant, Marcos is killing this cake – it appears. His mom is a pastry chef and baker. Now this is all making sense !
Daisy is giving Trashley a lot of intricate instruction about preparing for the beach side nuptials. She looks nervous. She is acting actually really normal and somewhat professional. It’s not like the girl is an idiot and can’t follow instruction. She does seem to be mostly good at what she needs to do, and a hard worker. See I can be nice !!!
But her decent work ethic gets clouded with her constant whining about Gabriela being above her, her lies and manipulative behavior, the horrific way she treated Tom, her less than stellar interactions with guests, and her overall sex addiction issues and skankiness.
I would skip those loud tacky plastic flowers she is taking. So the beach they were planning on having the ceremony at is crowded with beach goers. Gary ‘reckons’ they will be leaving around 6:30. Let’s hope he’s right.
Yeah Ashley, ya have to step up. Get your mind off of Gary’s “penis in your vagina” and so some actual thinking and organizing and taking your job seriously. This wasn’t just a giant two/three month floating frat party! This is a job!
Her set-up is really pretty but, again, those gaudy plastic flowers gotta go.
Marcos is planning the dinner ‘reception.’ He has his work cut out, with all of the rules and restrictions.
There is a lot of chaos and running back and forth for the beach wedding, but I gotta say, there really isn’t any type of mass confusion. It’s organized chaos, and seems to be running actually seamlessly.
Colin is playing guitar. (is there anything he cannot do?) Trashley seems to be focused and following all of Daisy’s instructions, and taking initiative. Love the teamwork! There’s no – “that’s not my job!”
This beach is perfect. It has cleared out – Gary was right. Whatever.
I’m not super into her dress for a beach wedding. It should be strapless or spaghetti straps, and more casual. Like the ‘train’ is sort of a hassle for traveling by tinder to a remote beach. Maybe this wasn’t the plan when she bought the dress. Was she a victim of the whole 2020 debacle? Trying to remember the preference sheet meeting, if that’s what they said. Well even so, I would have gotten a different dress. Getting from the tinder to the ground was funny. Colin literally lifts her as she’s sort of squatting down. Oh my God – this is cute. Good thing she’s very slender. Some of these past guests that have been on here, this could not take place. She’s also very un-bridezilla.
The bridesmaid dresses are adorable. They’re more ‘beachy.’ Someone should be escorting her down the “aisle. ” Not giving her away, just an escort. The groom is adorable. This is all adorable. Sun is setting. Every fucking thing is perfect. i hate this.
Bride and groom look sort of, awkward though. They should be standing closer, and like holding hands. They’re young! They’re getting married on a small beach at sunset, in Spain! They’re not even looking at each other. Damn – tryin to get a cute pic! Scooch in you two! Maybe they’re just nervous.
Wedding is over – Glenn didn’t get out of this one ! Daisy catches the bouquet! (as previously planned) Gary jumps in the water exclaiming – “I’m not marrying you Daisy!!”
Awww so if they ever DO end up together and get married, they should do it HERE !!
I’m finding myself sort of rooting for them! They have a kind of ‘When Harry Met Sally’ type relationship.
