The ladies are showing signs of life after their crazy night where they were up til 4am.
So the eye – THE EYE makes another grand showing. Heather has Jen and Meredith gasping and ohmygodding, and confused as to what the dealio is. Heather keeps saying “I don’t want to get anyone in trouble.” then follows it up with “I don’t know how this happened.”
When Jen leaves she acts like she does know who is responsible. I guess. It’s very weird and of course weird by design to keep us all guessing and curious.
It’s giving me ‘Who Shot JR’ vibes, if anyone is old enough to remember what that means. That got stretched out so long, no one really gave a shit. I foresee the same thing here. People on SM were seeming to be leaning towards Jen committing the crime. I did catch a shifty eye moment with her. Apparently she does it several more times.
New besties – Lisa visits Whitney in her room. This whole fake friendship is beyond, well, fake. Oh my God, say it isn’t so. The old Housewife trick – ELUDING to some gossip about another wife, until others start talking about it. That way they can say “I didn’t say anything!”
I don’t know, I wasn’t getting that impression. But I would need to rewatch that scene at Whitney’s with the charcuterie board when Whitney was lounging around the house dressed like a prostitution whore during the day around her kids.
So the crew all gathers round in the living area, ready for the day’s festies.
Heather debuts the eye to the rest of the ladies.
“I think we all know what happened, I think we just don’t want to talk about it.”
“Omg what happened? Omg what happened??”
She does need to get her story straight. You can’t sit there and say “I don’t remember” and then say “we all know…” She’s coming off extremely scattered and strange.
Whitney in her yap is acting like she gives a shit. Spare us, full of shit Whitney, or Shitney for short.
Go carting through SD and Heather chooses Lisa as her partner, so she can avoid the black eye discussion because she knows Lisa will yammer on about herself.
And she seems to be right.
So you drive these things on the actual road?
Lisa is yacking away about her shoes and clothes and some new white dress she has and John said this or that about it.
So the group splits up Heather, Meredith and Angie wine tasting the rest, roller skating.
Whitney thanks for the fucking clarification that roller blading is different from roller skating. What would we do without Whitney fucking PhD Rose?? Who knew?
Sorry guys I’m in kind of a bad mood, so the F bomb might be flying around a little more than usual.
They look kind of ridiculous roller skating down the board walk in roller skates, with ice cream cones and this might be just because of my shitty mood, and I’m jealous.
Whitney in her yap, “it was most likely Jen, due to their toxic friendship.” And her anger issues, she should have added. She definitely has some anger issues. I could see Jen doing this when she was having a moment and not remembering it.
Producers in her yap – “are you going to tell us what happened?”
She keeps side stepping the answers with a bunch of word vomit and analogies. Yes I said analogies.
She seems to be admitting that it’s a game she’s playing.
Heather Jen and Angie discuss the black eye. Heather refuses to talk about it or divulge info, and keeps acting all elusive about it. This is where I’m catching some sketchy and perhaps guilty looks on Jen’s face.
Heather starts bitching to her group, Jen Meredith and Angie, about her strife with Whitney. I think I’m almost as sick of this as I am of the black eye. Whitney made this argument a thing for the show, obviously.
They bring up Lisa’s SCC filing and crowd funding issue with her business. They’re so elated that Lisa may be having some financial issues with her company.
And if you can actually believe what you’re hearing, Jen the Professional scammer, with a company of preying on vulnerable, not very techy, elderly people to make money off of fake online services, in which they convinced them that they could make extra money, (for a small fee of like 10g) has the goddamned fucking audacity to sit here, and pass judgment on Lisa’s businesses.
Meredith is super eager to chime in, and offers that they have a loan ‘way below market value.’
Danna seems to be following Producer instructions, as she nervously twists her hair, and shares with Lisa that Meredith has been gossiping about her business and possible financial troubles. “something about crowd funding and something about a scc…” Girlfriend has NO CLUE what the fuck she is saying. Has no clue with The ‘SCC’ is. Because it’s the SEC.
Lisa is pissed that Meredith is digging up information on her, and claims it’s not on Veda, it’s some separate tequila. Well, that probably doesn’t matter. She says Meredith is coming after her in retaliation for her hot mic moment last season.
Danna, trying so hard to sound like she knows wtf she’s saying – “but I thought it was public record.”
Okay dipshit, yes it is public record, but clearly to obtain info that is on ‘public record’ about someone’s business, or about them, don’t you have to seek it out, and look it up? That’s ‘digging up info.’ She didn’t mean she literally was outside digging it from the ground. It’s not like Meredith just got a pop-up notification, ‘Hey Meredith, Lisa has some crowd funding and SEC drama…’
Girl shut up.
She probably is telling everyone this shit in retaliation, but is it really a shocker? Why shouldn’t she? Lisa divulged some pretty damaging shit about her financial situation, Seth’s employment, and Meredith’s sleeping around and extra marital affairs, (to be fair they were separated, I think) in that hot mic amount, that Lisa continues to minimize.
She did apologize though. She did of course mean it, and does think the things that she said. I thought it was kind of funny the way she told Meredith that she ‘doesn’t think those things.’ Well clearly she does. She said them. When you’re drunk or angry, you say shit you’re thinking that you wouldn’t normally say out loud. Duh.
Heather, Jen and Angie discuss crowd funding and what an SEC filing is, in the van. Heather explains it. It’s the Security and Exchange Commission, a government agency, that monitors your trading activities to make sure you are not illegally manipulating the market. Meredith implies it was a desperate move on the Barlows’ part to have to crowd fund, to obtain investors, which is what is pleasing her so much about it. It implies they are desperate, broke, and their business is in trouble.
Crowd funding: fund (a project or venture) by raising money from a large number of people who each contribute a relatively small amount, typically via the internet. “he’s launched a campaign to crowdfund the first album he’ll record under his own name”
Meredith pulls up on her phone Lisa’s crowd funding information. Angie K, poor silly Angie K, says in her yap there is absolutely NO WAY Lisa can be broke (no one said she was broke) when she wears the brands she wears, drives the car she drives, and lives in the home she lives in?? Really now? That is such a juvenile thing to say. Did she ever hear of credit cards? Did she ever hear of robbing Peter to pay Paul?
Did she ever hear of people’s desperation to project an image? Did she ever hear of Real Housewives?
Did she ever hear of Erika Girardi? Who is dumber here? Her or Danna??
And yet another theme party. Greek Goddesses. Lisa looks nothing like a Greek Goddess in a tweed crop top and pants. She always does this though for theme parties. Dresses the opposite of the theme.
So Angie comes to Lisa’s room and fills her in that Meredith is talking shit about her business.
They assemble for gathering around the table and screaming. I refuse to call it ‘dinner.’ No one even eats.
No one asks Lisa why she’s not dressed like a Goddess. I mean, how dare she? I’m sure she does it as some sort of ‘message’ that LISA BARLOW does not conform, and follow the crowd.. (she just crowd funds)
Leave it to Heather to make fun of Lisa’s outfit. She calls her Britney Spears. Well maybe she thinks Britney Spears is a Goddess? Saying it at the table would have been funnier. I don’t think they had tweed in 1000 BC. (apparently we’re not saying ‘BC’ anymore, it’s now ‘BCE’ standing for ‘Before Common Era’ to be more ‘inclusive.’) Oh for Crissakes. No pun intended.
Jen comes to the table acting likes she’s ready for a brawl.
Lisa has a point about all of this SEC chatter about her business.
“Stop being so obsessed with me.”
Girl I can relate. If someone is scouring the internet to find info out about you, pressing people that know you, (your daughter) to obtain random info about you, hallucinating that you’re driving by their fucking house, that is by definition an OBSESSION. I am sure old Webster would surely agree.
Jen starts grilling Lisa immediately about why she is grumpy. Right, let’s keep this shit moving, there’s ten minutes left in the ep. Let’s get it out on the table. No pun intended again. Her wig looks ridiculous. I know it’s a tacky costume, but she has dark hair. She doesn’t need this ridiculous $10.00 wig perched on her head.
Angie enters carried by Aladdin 1 and 2.
They’re all saying ‘SCC’ instead of ‘SEC.’
Meredith is doing crazy face in her argument with Lisa, and claims Lisa endangered the livelihood of his 4,000 employees. 4,000? Livelihood? She looks like Bruce Jenner when he was still Bruce, when he was pissed at Kris or one of the girls.
They continue to bicker. Meredith plays this ‘Omg I didn’t say mentally ill’ card thing, and we see why she’s doing that. Because of her nephew’s true mental illness, so I guess she wants to back peddle making a mockery of mental illness? I mean, Lisa Barlow is a lot of things. Mentally ill is not one of them. It doesn’t make you ‘mentally ill’ because you went on a rant in anger one fucking time.
They play the flash, she did actually insinuate she was crazy and needed ‘help.’ So stop Meredith.
Meredith, in her yap, crazily lists all the things that Lisa has done that have pissed her off. And sorry but did anyone else see the humor in how she goes from Lisa not being supportive in the death of her parent, to “she canceled my makeup artist in the HEIGHT of a global PANDEMIC when I couldn’t get someone else !! Who does that?”
These ladies. They are nothing if they are not tone deaf as fuck. People’s lives and businesses were ruined over this scamdemic, people died over a virus that could have been saved with meds, but Meredith fucking Marks had her makeup artist CANCELLED !!
Now they sit and argue over whether it was a ‘rant’ or a ‘tirade.’ Let’s just look these two words up and see what Captain Google has to say.
Tirade: a long, angry speech of criticism or accusation.
Rant: speak or shout at length in a wild, impassioned way.
This seems like a worthwhile argument.
Okay ladies let’s just leave this here.
1/4/23 Episode
Okay so here we are, still at the evening argument table. Where there’s pricey (but free) food and alcohol provided to the wives. Which comes in handy when someone wants to throw something in a fit of rage. I did that myself one time. Not my finest moment, but it needed to be done. Was a shame to waste alcohol though.
Heather still so cryptic and contradictory every time this eye is discussed. For someone who didn’t want to talk about it, she sure talks about it a lot.
“What would you say CSI?” as she addresses Jen. Heather is being so passive aggressive. It doesn’t really seem like her. She’s really changed this season. I guess it’s the Housewife usual, trying to be more interesting. Like if you want to announce that Jen did it, then fucking announce that Jen did it.
I really doubt that’s going to “affect her sentencing” and who cares if it does?? (which is going on right now as I write, by the way.) She’s most likely not going to be serving anywhere near the full sentence anyway, is my opinion. There will be some overcrowding or scamdemic excuse to release her.
She keeps looking at Jen, and Jen has this odd guilty look. But she and Jen were all besty besty that night. I guess a disagreement could have easily developed if Heather drunkenly said something Jen didn’t like. We know that she has some serious anger issues. I can’t see anyone else doing this other than Jen Shah in this group.
So talks -like -a hillbilly Danna is on deck. I’m confused about something. This info that she delivers here shouldn’t really be news, or that earth shattering should it? Of course her ‘employees’ or accomplices, is probably a better word, are speaking up now. They’re trying to save themselves. Why would they not?
She tells her that she knows this person, who shall remain nameless, it’s not really that important. Even at this point in the spring of 2022, all of her people were testifying against her and admitting what she was doing to people was shitty and not legal.
(Danna pic)Anyway her big poignant commentary is that this person told Danna that Jen’s company was really sketchy. Okay there, Captain Obvious. Everyone has known this for the past year at least. But hey thanks for info. Who knew??
Jen: Who??
Umm, all of them!!
Danna: “they ‘pleaded’ guilty, and now (no one corrects her grammar) they’re an informant.” Jen continues to pretend to be baffled. She fucking knows this. In what fucking clown world would these people be loyal to her in this fucked up situation?
Jen tells her to be very specific and very careful right now. OOHHH so intense, Jen Shah, we’re scared.
She tells Danna to bring it to the finish line. Whatever. Again it does not matter whatsoever. They’re all fucking informants pretty sure. Whomever has the info, is informing the feds of her dirty dealings.
Oh here we are, Jen’s fucking go-to “YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT MY LIFE!!”
What a stupid and narcissistic thing to say. Danna repeating this fact has no bearing on ‘YOUR LIFE!!’ The decision will be made by the judge on YOUR LIFE. Sit the fuck down!
What about the people’s lives who you stole a shitton of money from to buy your designer shit?
Seriously. What a stupid hag.
Why is the fact that they rode together in the go-cart today this big fucking thing? It’s Housewives, that’s why.
“The constitution says you’re innocent until you’re proven guilty.”
Really, a history lesson right now Jen? The law says it’s illegal to steal money from people, oh and the constitution also says, you’re also guilty when you ‘pleaded’ guilty. Who else wanted to throw up listening to this shit spewing from her big pie hole? Wonder what the pie is like in prison? Oh there isn’t pie. There’s nasty soggy canned fruit cocktail for dessert. Yum.
Jen spews more shit and leaves the table. In her yap, she accuses Danna of making this up. Again I’m so confused. She already knew Stuart had testified against her by this point??
Heather chases after her. Oh, Heather.
Danna continues to the rest of the ladies commentary that makes perfect sense, and does need to be said. This Jen Shah love fest this season is kind quite disturbing at this point when it’s so beyond painfully obvious how guilty she is.
But last season they all hated her after her arrest, when it was possible the accusations could have not been true. Unlikely, but possible. I can see standing by someone at that early point.
“You all know this shit going on with her but no one says anything.” True.
Whitney admits that they’re doing this little dance and rallying around her because they’re afraid of her. And they play several flashes of her being aggressive and throwing shit at people.
So that’s what we do now? Just agree with people that commit horrific crimes so they don’t throw a glass at you, or clock you one? Okay. Noted.
Meredith the lawyer, who absolutely was hating on this hag last season, weirdly defends Jen in her yap, that Danna should not have brought this up, and even jumped on the “this is her life” stupid ass rhetoric.
Now Meredith chases her. Jen cries to her this “me and my family…” shit. Girl, no one is saying shit about your fucking pussy whipped husband and your sons. They weren’t involved in your scam! Let’s focus. You’re the one bringing them into this. Housewives love the “my family!!!” thing even when what’s being said has nothing to do with anyone but them. If you didn’t want your family exposed then why are you on reality TV? Every time Jen is backed into a corner, she brings up her kids for some reason. I guess to divert attention away form her law breaking. How pathetic and sick.
Jen is inside screaming and screeching to her disciples that are catering to her tantrums.
Danna continues to share things at the table with the others that is not really new info or very interesting. “No motherfucking FBI is going to come down hard like that…” Yeah no shit. What would we do without Danna?
She goes on to tell about her people who ‘pleaded’ guilty. Again no one corrects her. Maybe they want her to sound like a moron. No one is saying, “yeah we know all of this Danna.”
Whitney: “what happens if she’s proven guilty? Uhhh she goes to JAIL Whitney. Try to keep up.
Lisa: “I have to believe she’s innocent until proven guilty.” Lisa. Lisa Lisa.
My God this season these ladies are coming across like a bunch of ignorant trashy hillbillies and I’m embarrassed for them.
So to corrob what I just stated, Whitney does me a favor, proves me right, and utters an embarrassing statement in her stupid little four year old voice. So guys, she apparently wants to literally fuck Jen when she’s in prison. Let’s not try to picture that. These dumb asses are giving me some good material. I should send them a thank you tweet.
“I’m willing to sit across from her if she’s convicted and have a conjugal visit.”
If you are an English speaking individual over the age of 18, you should absolutely know the meaning of this term, Whitney. My God. Angie looks at her as if she’s not 100% sure she used the term incorrectly. Like she’s waiting for someone else to say it.
Danna and Lisa fill her in on the definition. Danna who can’t pronounce ‘plead’ correctly. So that’s impressive. Whitney rolls her eyes as if that’s a common mistake. It’s not.
Heather and Meredith still have their heads up Jen’s vajay as she’s lipglossing in the bathroom.
More black eye confusion from Heather.
Dramatic music as they all reconvene at the arguing table. Lisa participates in the head up the vag.
So they flash the time and it’s apparently 4am?? Was that right, or a mistake? So they were still sitting at the dinner/arguing table at 4am? Have they been at this for like 5 hours?
Lisa departs to catch her flight. She’s not leaving with the others for whatever reason. She must have some important tequila event to tend to.
We’re back home in Salt Lake. Lisa and John are fishing. Doesn’t seem very Lisa Barlow. Was that a joke?
A Meredith home scene seems to be the focus. And we’re forced to listen to the Meredith/Brooks/Chloe voice simultaneously,
Whilst looking at Meredith wearing the most insane, not in a good a way, pair of glasses, that are sitting crooked on her face. Again, they just keep proving my point. Like stop trying so hard!! It’s coming off as pathetic.
They discuss this fashion show showcasing Brooks’ designs which is a benefit for Mental Health & Addiction foundation that her sister has founded.
Hoping Brooks’ abilities have improved since last season’s reunion debacle. I recall reading that a friend of his was actually the designer of that hot mess, but pretty sure Brooks had a hand in it. He should probably stick with track suits.
Chloe’s glasses are equally as ridiculous as Meredith’s, except at least they’re not completely bent and mangled like a pair of $10 sunglasses from the grocery store. And she’s a kid so she can pull off these weird overly trendy looks without looking desperate. I follow a lot of fashion creators on tiktok, and there’s a lot of tips for women of a certain age. One is avoiding things like this, because it actually ages you. Long stringy extensions are another one.
How did this convo go when preparing for this scene?
“Mom, let’s both wear really stupid Steve Erkel glasses and see who looks the weirdest?”
Meredith wins.
Heather visits Angie Harrington in her Disney Beauty and the Beast castle. Hmmm wonder what they will be talking about?
Heather starts the contradicting herself of course. Now she decided she does not remember. She keeps eluding that it was Jen. I’m assuming this is not going to be divulged until the reunion to make people tune in. Because let’s face it, this season has been kind of, stupid.
(By the way news broke a few hours ago that Jen got sentened to 6.5 years in jail. Kind of in line with my prediction and a lot of others. 5 – 10 was the general consensus. I think she should have gotten twice that and made to serve every last second. Some of this shit I’ve been seeing on Twitter of her convos about the elation she took in elderly people crying and being distraught over the realization that they were defrauded, is pure evil.)
Producers continue to grill Heather in her yaps.
Now she tells her he doesn’t want to talk about it.
Why did Whitney name her kids Bobbi and Brooks?? Is it after the 80’s designer? It can’t be. I just put it together when she summoned them to the living room to talk about herself to the poor kids. You almost think she’s going to reminisce about their baby pictures, but she quickly turns it to her childhood pictures. At what point will this woman become an adult I wonder?
Okay enough of that, she shoos them away, so she can call this half brother and stir up the abuse story line again. I was wondering when this was coming up. Bobbi looks uncomfortable being paraded around for the cameras. But let’s not let that stop us. Priorities.
She quickly holds up a picture of herself while Facetiming her brother. So this was not about the kids at all. It’s all about Whitney.
Whitney talks about herself more to her brother and I think I dozed off.
Shah Chalet scene and Jen has an appointment with her therapist. Virtually of course.
Jen didn’t sleep well the previous night guys. She’s nervous because reality has set in and it’s inching closer and closer to the trial date. If she was so innocent, and had nothing to hide, she’d be looking forward to it right?
Of course we all knew at this point, even last year, if you had half a brain that she was guilty. It’s just funny how she doesn’t even know how obvious it is to everyone.
In her yap she has the nerve to whine about her ‘depression and anxiety.’
I hope she gets some professional help after prison for her narcissism and compulsive lying disorder.
If that ‘help’ involved another inmate giving her a beat down, I don’t know if I’d feel bad. I shouldn’t have said that. Violence is never the answer. She might actually be able to use that to get herself released. So scratch that.
How would you feel if she did this shit to your mom or grandmother though?
Now we bring the kids into it to deflect from her behavior, so we feel sorry for her. We do feel sorry for the boys though. This has to be embarrassing.
Sharrieff Jr is now “trying to get accepted to medical school.” Well, that’s new. She has repeated I don’t know how many times, that he’s in medical school. Compulsive liars tell random stupid lies that have nothing to do with anything.
This therapist wants his check and is telling her what the fuck she wants to hear. More tears.
The fashion show fundraiser is getting underway.
I actually don’t mind Danna’s gray streaks. I think she pulls it off. I don’t know if it would be my choice, if I had dark hair but you have to admire that she doesn’t give a shit.
Jen giving her a box of hair color was kind of a bitchy thing to do. No one is shocked. Hmmm what should someone give Jen? How about an orange jumpsuit to get her prepared and figure out how she wants to accessorize it in prison?
Can’t wait to see her hair in about three months. We already saw how scary she looks without makeup. I really think they convinced she looked okay in that scene. She looked like an evil gremlin. Her skin is blotchy and terrible. She’s missing teeth. Like wtf??
Okay so Other Angie, (guess I’m back to calling her that since they’re back from Cali) and Danna are speaking to Meredith, and Meredith makes that Housewife mistake of overcompensating.
She’s “not mad at them” so she repeats twelve times how she’s not mad. Apparently she’s expressing her annoyance at them telling Lisa what she said about her business.
I thought Meredith was smart. Given she went to law school and all. She’s rambling and scolding these two for just doing their Housewife job, and sounds like a nincompoop.
It’s not hard to realize when you’re doing this, I wouldn’t think. If you’re mad say you’re fucking mad. It did come off that she’s obsessed with Lisa, and that’s why she’s mad. Because she is. Even though she claims she’s not.
You are the people that you surround yourself with. Isn’t that a thing? She’s rallying around a convicted criminal who took pleasure in stealing people’s life savings. Yet she can stand here at her do-gooder fundraiser, and scold two ladies for repeating some gossip crap that she said?
She goes on and on and on about how the info is a public document, therefore sharing the info isn’t gossiping. Okay Lawyer. Fuck me, shut up. She had to be cringing watching this back.
She reminds Danna she was on the trip because she brought her there. So yes, Danna, again, know your place.
You were scraped out of the slimy gutter, with your gray hair and bad grammar, to fraternize with the elite in Southern Cali. Know your fucking place. Don’t speak unless you’re spoken to.
She just doesn’t know when to quit. But she’s not mad. Okay, good news, they wrap this weirdness up with Meredith thanking them for their attendance in an extremely high octave.
Jen and Coach arrive. What makes me sad about Jen being Jen, is that she and Coach really do make a stunning couple. When she’s wearing makeup of course. Coach is hot.
Lisa arrives in baggy Balenciaga logo jammies. That didn’t age well. This was of course filmed prior to the controversy.
I don’t know though, something tells me she would have still worn this, oblivious to the child bondage ads. She’s dressing kind of weirdly conservative this season I’ve also noticed.
I probably don’t disagree with Meredith in her yap that Lisa’s presence here is purely for appearances. I think most agree she comes off as pretty disingenuous pretty frequently. If you don’t notice it, then well… never mind. Figure it out.
She and Lisa have an awkward interaction where Meredith thanks her for coming in extra robotic Meredith voice.
Okay so who wants to yank when Coach and Jen hand Other Angie and her husband a 13k check for Coach’s party? So they are spending over 13k on a birthday party, when she has robbed so many innocent people of their hard earned money.
This is dirty money is what this is. If Other Angie and her dude are so well off, they should be putting this aside and seeing how they can donate it to her victims.
Jen has the gall to ridicule having to pay this invoice, in her yap. How badly do you think the Producers want to throw a brick at her? At what point will Coach actually be angry at her? If he actually is angry at her, then he is in the wrong line of work, and deserves an academy award.
He didn’t give two shits about having a huge fancy bougie birthday party. She did. And then to have to dish out that kind of cash, while supporting your wife’s defense in her criminal activities?? This bitch must give a mean blow job. Or she has something on him. Or he’s literally an angel disguised as a regular human. I don’t know. But I might make a random trip to Salt Lake while she’s locked up. I’ll probably have to stand in line.
Okay so enough about me, moving on. Other Angie, Lisa and Danna discuss that Jen reached out to Angie H and wants the four of them to go out to dinner. They marvel at that given her claim recently in San Diego that she tried to, or thought about trying to, or some shit, to commit suicide because of them.
Yeah so I don’t think anyone believed she actually contemplating committing suicide.
Would you not think Meredith would be so offended by that? Here they are at a charity event to benefit people with ACTUAL mental problems, that ACTUALLY have tried to take their life. Her nephew tried to actually take his life by guzzling some bleach. And she supports some criminal who used this, and pretended to be suicidal when she was backed into a corner to get pity?
Yet she stood there and reprimanded fucking Danna and Other Angie for repeating her stupid useless gossip to Lisa?
Lisa in her yap points out that if Jen is lying about random things then maybe she’s lying in her professional life too? Again thanks Captain Obvious.
“Hello everybody, I would like to introduce Meredith.” Just Meredith. Like Madonna.
Jen wants to “Apple pay” for a blingy sweat suit. My God this woman’s nerve and lack of self-awareness. How does Coach not punch her in the head? Sorry I don’t condone violence. It’s a joke. No one should punch her in the head.
Jen and Coach awkwardly approach Angie and her husband to hand them the check. To make sure they did this with cameras rolling is kind of strange. Nothing is really surprising me at this point. What should make Coach really pissed about having to cough up almost 14g, is that had Jen been gracious and bothered to say thank you, or perhaps offered a thank you gesture, or maybe just NOT poured a drink over her head, perhaps Angie wouldn’t have expected payment.
This is awkward. I’ve said awkward a lot. This whole episode has been 45 minutes of cringy scenes.
Speaking of cringe. Heather visits Whitney.
Whitney summons Bobbi so Heather can give her a birthday gift, who can’t wait to escape. This girl looks exactly like her dad.
I have never seen this black standard poodle before that’s meandering around them. It’s huge. Is it a neighbor’s dog? I wish Whitney would have had a charcuterie out for Heather. That would have been funny.
So they dance around this friendship break lunacy for a while, and then get to the black eye.
Whitney still insists that she’s been ‘chasing Heather down’ since that fake disagreement in the beginning of the season.
Whitney begs Heather to tell her where she got it. Heather still won’t divulge.
Whitney professes to still care about her friend.
Heather is right in her yap. That Whitney sacrificed her good friend so she could pursue other options, (aka Lisa Barlow) for a story line, and that when she felt done with the fake break, Heather would be at her beckon call. No that is NOT how it works. I don’t blame Heather for her attitude actually.
Next week is the finale guys. Guess who’s headed to trial? I guess she got there, and they convinced her to plead guilty, instead of going through the motions of this ‘trial’ where surely she was going to look completely delusional, and guilty.
