Scene opens up with Jen Shah busy scamming money while feeding her assistant scammer a banana.
Lisa’s husband was adopted and “returned ?” like what ??? returned ? Like an appliance ? That is absolutely terrible.
Intimate gathering being planned for Lisa’s sons’ men’s grooming line and charity event for foster kids.
Mary, Heather and Whitney meet for an Italian lunch. Mary already starts whining about the food choice. She blesses the food. Like I can’t deal with her over religious BS, because it seems fake.
Whitney who is just desperate to NOT side with Lisa about anything EVER, says that it wasn’t right for Lisa to ‘snap’ at Mary. Mary admits she did snap first, and then went IN. Whitney said that Lisa must be going through a lot to act like that. I would say Mary is going through a lot, who cannot stand her husband AT ALL. Not even a little bit, and maybe that is irritating Mary to the point where she wants to take it out on Lisa, who seems to have a happier marriage.
But lets review the fact that ALL that Lisa said was, while smiling, and not really being a smart ass “is that a thing ? I want to google that.” (presumably to find out more about it – not to “fact check” it — at least that is how I took it) then Mary went alllll balastic, and continued to complain about EVERY POSSIBLE FREAKING THING on the ENTIRE trip. But this was all Lisa’s issues????
Mary was “triggered” — ( AKA excuse to lash out.) Mary goes on to say that she knew she was right that she wanted to marry Robert Sr, despite her mom being “next in line” (to marry her mother’s husband) so she got angry with Mary. Don’t see this as being anything close to what happened with Lisa with the google comment. Unless Lisa was angry about Mary wanting to marry HER stepfather ????
But this triggered thing is what we’re going with. And Mary seems to talk about this strife with her mom in the confessional as if this is normal. Maybe it’s ‘normal’ in Utah. But I think the rest of us think it’s pretty gross, and strange.
Heather asks if Mary’s mom wanted the money, security, etc that went along with marrying Rob Sr (who is now someone she cannot stand to be in the same room with). Mary shrugs and says, “it’s bizarre.” yes this whole conversation is definitely bizarre, and bizarre this would be her excuse for lashing out at Lisa’s comment and question.
Mary continues to say her mom didn’t believe what she said, because she wanted to marry the dad/grandpa. Again. Not the same. Whitney desperately wants to keep the Mary/ Lisa argument going. Even though Mary says she’s sort of “over it.”
what cuties Lisa’s boys are. Jen Shah arrives with wolf head and makes her way into the photos.
Lisa’s husband seems like such a nice guy. But he never really looks happy to me at all. Maybe he is just uncomfortable with the cameras. He looks at Jen Shah like she has six heads when she walks in, not just a wolf’s head.
Lisa pulls her aside to talk about her and Heather’s friendship being “dysfunctional” and she needs better friendships yadda yadda. So there was a scandal going on during filming about a dress she was having designed, that was not finished on time (for a very important event…) and there sounds like a lot of he -said she-said and unflattering audio of Jen accosting this person.
All of the girls of course are involved in the rumors tales and tidbits in the interviews, and of course loving every second of it. I’m leaning toward siding with the designer.
https://pagesix.com/2021/03/08/jen-shahs-ex-designer-traumatized-after-working-for-rhoslc-star/
Whitney apparently “gifts” this dress designer some of her products. Why would opportunistic Whitney NOT do that, let’s see– advertisement for her products, relishing in Jen’s embarrassment, getting this person to feed her gossip about the occurrence. Like the list goes on and on as to why she would do this.
Jen starts yelling and screaming like a nut case for few seconds, then manages to calm down.
Whitney and her brother Will, roller blade. It’s strange, but it’s Whitney. They talk about their dad who Whitney is estranged from. There was apparently a rift over covid months when he was living with her. I recall that conversation a few episodes ago.
Whitney proceeds to pretty much sneeze in her brother’s face.
Apparently her dad was hitting the bottle again, and there was an argument with a delivery guy and her dad when he was babysitting, so they have not spoken in six months.
Should her brother be all like – “yeah cut that shit off,” instead of trying to mediate a little. Maybe he likes having his dad all to himself.
They order a lot of food. Meredith, her daughter, Heather and her daughter.
Heather maintains AGAIN that she was not a ‘good time girl’ as labeled by Lisa.
She goes on to say she was an assistant/companion for a little person traveling to Cancun.
Interesting. Should I look into that ?? although I’m probably not that much taller than the average little person. But it could work right ?
Lisa has a house in Vale that she wants to invite all the girls to. Everyone- everyone is apparently invited. She wants Heather to invite Jen.
Fresh Wolf Event – everything is ahhh mazing!! It’s a very exclusive list according to Lisa.
Guess Jen is not invited ??? That seems strange when she was invited to the photo shoot.
Maybe she doesn’t think she will donate a lot ???
Why does everyone say “slide into DM’s” I get what it means, but why the ‘slide’ part ? Been wondering this.
Jen brings many many many sex toys to Heather’s.
They discuss the Whitney -sending products -to -the-designer -dude -deal.
Whitney was invited to the boys’ event, (but did not attend) but not Heather nor Jen.
They think this is weird. Heather thinks it’s some sort of calculated move.
The event looks fun and rustic. Jack is good at public speaking for a kid. He looks a little nervous but that is to be expected.
Now she and Meredith briefly discuss the designer dude debacle.
There is a dude at this event – Cameron that divulges some issues with Mary and her husband and this church/cult thing. That all seemed pretty – planned shall we say ??? He does not give details, only that it “changes” over time. So so so many scandals on Salt Lake, so little time.
I guess this will all be unraveling at the house in Vale next week…
Along with everything else.
Looks like you know what is goin down…
