Real Housewives of Salt Lake 1/23

Not sure why I thought watching the last 15 minutes of last week’s ep was a good idea. wow that Jen Shah, and her wailing. My ears literally hurt.

And the screaming continues, and Meredith and Mary go to the door to go back into the house, then back to the table, then to the door again, then back to the table …

Can I address this ‘90% certainty’ from Meredith’s PI that Jen Shan “was behind the threats to my family?” is that sort of vague ??

90% certainty ??? Like on what basis ? What evidence was used ? Has anyone asked that ? Did she really accept this as a result ? Hope she didn’t pay much for that ? Sounds like, if this PI thing is even real, they just told her what she wanted to hear.

Someone said they think Jen hooked up with a dude that Meredith hooked up with ?? like what ? Now that’s some juicy gossip. Hell of a lot juicier than if Meredith ‘called the feds’ on Jen. And who cares if she did ??? If Jen was getting rich from ripping people off, who cares ?? IT’s like the Erika crap on RHOBH – all of the constant “Did Erika know??” “Did she know??” It doesn’t matter, she was spending a shitton of cash, living a lavish lifestyle with stolen money !!

Whitney says that since Meredith wasn’t on the van to Vail, it means that she was behind Jen getting indicted. For the love that is all this is holy, can we please let this go ????

M & M get asked for the 100^t0h freaking time why they ‘weren’t on the bus today ????’ why weren’t you on the bus ?? why weren’t you on the bus???? Maybe THIS is why ?

Whitney follows her in to the house to ask her this AGAIN. As she’s watching these women freak and scream, and go insane, they really have to wonder WHY she didn’t ‘ride the bus…”

Lisa doing weird cry thing when asked– something – I don’t know what it was.

And Meredith is back. So tired of Jen Shah screaming … I literally muted my TV.

So Jen and Meredith made up it looked like. i still had the TV on mute.

Why are they all wearing sunglasses in the house ?

Meredith wakes up screaming , ranting and raving because Lisa told her the night before that the others think that her father’s memorial was a lie or cover for not wanting to RIDE IN THE BUS to Vail ????!!!!!! OMFG

she’s packing, but most likely not actually leaving.

Meredith approaches the ladies at the kitchen island and demands to know “who thought her father’s memorial was fake??”

What is this?? I’m assuming she is wearing a Brooks design??

This somehow gets diffused and she is now staying. I may or may not have been paying attention. Are the sunglasses because they’re not wearing eye make-up ??? Pretty sure this looks more ridiculous than not having lashes on.

These crazy bitches are seriously going hiking on a cliff with each other. One tiny thing that sets Jen Anger Issues Shah off, and she goes ballistic, someone’s getting pushed.

Well somehow that went well … ???

They’re back at the house getting dolled up, and everyone is in amazing spirits, and I love Jennie’s dress! And Meredith, she’s bringin the feathers…

They were late for their dinner rezzy, and got the food catered to the house.

Meredith is super calm cool and collected. Maybe some gummies or espresso beans were in her makeup bag.

You’re damn right Jen brought glam !!! (Stolen) Money is no object !!

They’re all apologizing to each other (even Mary) and I don’t even recognize these bitches right now.

There’s an underground dance party complete with stripper pole.

The Wild Party moves to the pool/hot tub. Bathing suit went flying off! (Whitney) They party all night.

They all wake up all giggly, together in the same beds.

I’m surprised it’s so warm in Utah in early May, even at night ? What the hell ? I went to Southern California in June, a few years ago and it was fucking freezing !!

No worries – Next week – the fighting resumes.

And say what ??? Meredith screwed half of NYC ??? I wonder if it was any of the Housewife ex’s ???

Now THAT would be a crossover !!