Wendy talks with Eddie at her sons’ football practice about her Nigerian restaurant idea. “How much is it going to cost me?” seems to be his concern. $300g she tells him. She yammers on about her greatness. Eddie looks annoyed. This is a stupid idea. Even if it something that would be lucrative, her putting only $300 into it, and having 20% ownership isn’t gonna generate squat. She might get her 300g back in about five years. That outlandish figure Peter dropped of what he foresees this venture earning is completely false. I forget what it was, but it was false.
He tries to talk her out of it. I have the feeling she is the one that calls the shots. So doesn’t really matter what he thinks. She plays innocent bystander to her and Robyn’s kerfluffle at the dancing event.
She whines to Eddie about not being invited to “Family Fun Day.” Why we have to get the kids involved in this Housewife messiness, I do not know. I do think that was rude of Robyn to talk about it in front of her and tell her that she’s not invited. Who the hell does that. Doesn’t really matter how you feel about Wendy, normal people just do not do that.
Robyn’s younger son calls Juan a “world class bench player” as they’re practicing the sack game for this “Family Fun Day” that I have a feeling is going to be devoid of any fun whatsoever.
Robyn has this hair brain idea to invite Wendy’s kids, and have Candiace ask her if she can bring them?
I thought I heard that wrong, and rewound it. For real, I hope this was just for TV and she wasn’t serious. Can’t you all just see Wendy being like, “SURE!! Great idea! I could use a day without the little brats!”
So many things are so wrong with this. Juan acts like he thinks it’s a good idea. He understood the assignment.
Back to Wendy and Eddie. What do you all think of the “back and forth” scenes? Well I HATE ‘EM! Wendy’s feelings are hurt and of course that was not a cool thing to do. But this is a TV show after all. She tells Eddie how she “don’t play with her kids” meaning don’t ‘mess’ with my kids, and keep them out of the messiness.
However they don’t even know about Robyn’s ‘family fun day’ so by her not being invited does not harm her children’s feeling in any way. If Wendy’s feelings are hurt, then have hurt feelings, but making this about your kids is just idiotic. It’s probably going to be stupid anyway.
Right on queue her daughter, who is basically getting ignored during the fake “Oh my God Can you believe this??!” convo, whines “play with me!!” Wendy says “okay girl!” then continues to bitch about Robyn and ignore her.
Robyn fills in Juan about Ashley thinking Chris was propositioning her. How long are we going to be dragging this out?? Can someone’s else’s husband flirt with one of the ladies or something?
Wendy fills Eddie in about it. Why do we keep pointing out, about Chris, cooking them dinner. Well he IS a chef by profession. So there’s that. And just because a dude ‘cooks you dinner’ doesn’t negate the chance that he might be a perv and inappropriate. I’m sick of everyone saying that, as if it makes any damned sense. How about “I can’t see Chris doing that.” Instead of “But he made them dinner!!”
Eddie says, “why are they trying to get Chris, this is crazy.”
Yeah okay dude think you’re more than happy to have Chris in hot water this season, after your online misbehavior was the focus last season.
Robyn seriously calls Candiace and rolls out her proposal of her bringing Wendy’s kids to her event.
Candiace says in her yap she is “99% sure Wendy is going to tell her to go to hell, and have her tell Robyn to go to the hell underneath that” as she’s dressed in a bright red hoodie looking like she represents the bad bad place down yonder that no one wants to go to.
Karen throws away all of her chicken because someone told her it’s bad for her. And it looks like chicken is like the only thing in her entire freezer. She talks to her daughter on the phone relaying the titty convo with Ray. So let me just get this straight. Last season we hard all about Wendy’s new tits, and this season we get the pleasure of hearing about Karen’s new tits. Who’s it going to be next season? Does anyone wanna take a stab at it?? I say Ashley. Karen just CANNOT stop talking about Ray’s so- called supposed issue with her ‘tweaking.’ Pretty sure she just likes talking about her tits.
Well that’s over, until next time.
Ashley has a visitor, her publicist/friend. Again, this ear to ear fucking grin as she discusses her kicking Michael to the curb, and thinking about her new luxurious life with her little ones, (that I think she forgot about last week when she said she’s never lived ‘alone’ before) sans that pesky annoying weirdo always in the way, and killing her vibe.
Everyone seems captivated with the fact that they’re still living together. Which IS kind of strange. I can’t imagine how tense and weird that must be. Which I think she loves talking about. Also, it’s not really ‘separated.’ But she can’t move out until he buys her this fucking mansion she wants. He’s not leaving this condo thing, since it’s ‘his.’ If I were him, I would let her have this thing, and he should buy himself a 2mill house in the burbies. That would probably change her mind really fucking fast, and have her reconsider this divorce.
So, as usual, she’s gleefully discussing Michael, and her separation/divorce with this publicist chick, about “taking it day by day” whatever that means. She can’t wait for the free cash to start rollin in. I would laugh my ass off if he’s broke, and this turns out to be another Erika/Tom Girardi situation. She’ll be like “dammit I put up with this old goat for eight dang years, and popped out these two brats for nothing!”
So they’re going to be “releasing a statement.” She thinks this is news anyone is shocked at. Anyone with a brain knew she was going to be dumping his ass after she popped out those kids. She was probably getting so mad waiting for him to get busted cheating again.
For the past year she’s probably been saying “hey Michael why don’t you go on out while I stay here with the kids and play the martyr? Are you sure you don’t wanna go out ? Think that strip club in Baltimore is calling your name.”
This is also why she probably has been withholding the threesomes, acting like she doesn’t want to do them anymore, hoping that would make him all antsy and he’d bang some random chick.
So after a year of waiting around after #2 was born, she was like “Jesus Christ, okay fine, I just NOW realized we’re not compatible, (a 30 year old and a 60 year old, whooda thunk THAT??) and just NOW suddenly decided I’m not not into threesomes, sorrryyyy”
Everyone has her fucking number. She’s so messy. The apple didn’t fall far from the tree.
So she reads this fucking statement that sounds like EVERY OTHER CELEBRITY SM POST EVER, when couples are splitting up. Which NEVER happens. She reads it so proud, as if it’s actually original, and as if anyone gives a shit.
As she nonchalantly reads this shit, she wraps it up with something about “an emotional situation.”
After reading this post about this very ‘emotional situation’ she proceeds to smirk and pick at her nails. Oh Ashley Ashley Ashley…
Honestly what is there to say? The publicist chick points out that “the trolls are gonna troll.”
Ashley doesn’t care if people assume or talk about, the fact he most likely fucked around again. She proceeds to look at her nails and play with her earrings, still grinning about her very emotional situation. Somebody get her a case of tissues, because she’s so distraught.
So this much anticipated ‘family fun day’ is upon us. Robyn gives clarity in her yap as to what inviting Wendy’s kids to come with Candaice thing was all about. She knew Wendy would decline, as any normal woman would, then she could claim “it’s not really about the kids.” Which we already knew. It was about her feeling excluded. But her not wanting to send her kids somewhere that the hostess is hating on her, doesn’t really prove that.
A lot of spandex going on here. Can the yoga pants come back in style again as athletic wear? Just wondering, for no particular reason. Mia does have big feet. She busts on Robyn being ‘regular’ and making fun of the event already. It’s taking place in a park where there is an open field type thing. Not sure what bells and whistles Mia was expecting exactly? For a bunch of kids to play flag football and jump in sacks? Kids don’t really give a hoot about aesthetically pleasing.
Gizelle seems in unusually good spirits, and goofing around in the car with Grace on the way. Usually she’s the one bitching and moaning every time there’s an event.
Juan is not in attendance, due to a root canal situation, which may or may not be true, and of course Mia acts like this is the biggest deal ever, and who really cares. The day is “about the kids” and the kids are here. He’s annoying anyway. You would think he could have sucked it up but whatever. Men are such fucking babies.
So Gizelle arrives and don’t mean to be repetitive, but she is in such a good mood ! Is she getting some somewhere. Like what’s his name? Or was it just some wine? She keeps loudly repeating “family fun day, family fun day” Whatever it is, I like this Gizelle better.
Karen arrives looking all worn out and decrepit, and wearing a mouth diaper for some reason. The same Karen that’s been bragging that 59 is just a number and she feels so young and vibrant with her new titty tweak and all. So she has the face diaper on while walking through a big open field, and takes it off to approach and hug everyone. Sounds about right.
Robyn gets a message from Candiace that Wendy’s kids will not be in attendance and laughs in her yap, as if she’s really gotten to the bottom of a great mystery. “OOOhhh NOT about the kids…” Omg.
Karen makes fun of her too. It’s really stupid.
Apparently Robyn isn’t the most organized. However if you’re organizing and hosting an event, you should have some sort of plan.
This Charisse chick arrives and Karen suddenly pretends to cough. When they flash back to that reunion where she accuses her of having a side dude and even names him, and the look on Karen’s face, it kind of makes me feel like she really did have facts.
And now Karen gets all freaking uptight and weird every time she’s around. It does seem a little suspect.
The sack race is underway, and apparently no one has a sports bra on under their spandex ‘athletic’ gear.
Now Karen has a ‘respiratory infection’ she says, and starts acting like she can’t breathe, and needs a CVS for a Zpack or something. She makes G walk her to her car. Everyone seems to know she’s faking, and wanting to get away from this chick.
I feel like Candiace could have just sat this out. It seemed like a kids’ thing. She ignores Gizelle.
Ashley arrives. She gets asked about her ‘house hunting’ and she says she keeps getting ‘bidded out.’
I mean I’m no expert, but you avoid that by offering full price,or a little over. Let’s remember her Realtor is an employee of Michael’s – just sayin. And Ashley is as clueless as fucking fuck. Her involvement in this transaction goes as far as “I like this one, I like this one, oh and I really like this one.”
They keep showing her looking at various homes that all look alike. She’s just signing on the dotted line, and has no clue what is being presented to the seller’s side. Seems a little fishy every house got a cash offer, or got “out bidded.” I don’t trust Michael.
Maybe he’s trying to prolong this process as long as possible. I’m sure he’s not super excited to be making a $4,000/month mortgage payment for her, plus child support, and whatever else she demands.
Mia gets asked about Michael, of course, and she shares that he’s not fighting her on the divorce at all. So yeah, looking like he doesn’t want her either. Why he agreed to have two kids with her I do not know.
She shares with Mia and Charisse that Michael got a vasectomy today, because “he thinks I’m trying to get pregnant.” But thought they weren’t having sex? I’m so confused. And if he thinks she’s trying to get pregnant, he must be onto her little gold digging games. This chick is MESSY.
She goes on to explain, that’s one reason why they haven’t been intimate, because he thinks I’m trying to keep him in there a little bit longer…” WHAT?? This girl is coming off to me like some kind of fucking skankaroo the more she talks. Keep him in there, like IN THERE? Euwww. No one wants to picture that.
This producer is totally harassing Ashley in her yaps about her idiocy and I am here for it. She asks her why she cares that Michael got a vasectomy.
Well because now she can’t have kids with him anymore and that makes her sad, she says. And we know why that makes her sad. She explains (again) about the threesome disagreement.
So apparently the impeding divorce got ‘leaked’ and now this is a whole big fucking thing. Even though she was going to announce it in like two days. She forgets she’s surrounded by all of these Bravo production people, that pretty sure go home and talk to their sig others, who tell people, who tell people. Or the publicists may have told someone, who told someone. Pretending like these ‘publicists’ are such loyal fucking confidants is insane. Also she’s working with a Realtor, who knows, who is most likely telling people in her office. Also I’m sure Michael has shared it. Ashley acts like this is the biggest deal everrrrrrr. Of course it’s not. These gossip sites would be speculating either way, even when the release their stupid ‘statement.’
“I have no idea who could have said anything.” Okay I just listed like twenty people that could have said something.
Michael is not answering his phone now and apparently, that’s the biggest deal ever. Who cares. She’s driving through this bougie neighborhood whining to this publicist. She literally probably got paid like 5grand to divulge this info. Is she just randomly driving around in circles? All of these houses look the same.
This looks nowhere near where she lives in her high rise. Probably meeting this crooked Realtor somewhere to look at another house that she will get ‘outbidded’ on.
