Besties Candiace, Wendy and Karen meet for cocktails. Candaice looks adorbs, as always. I wanted to corner her at BravoCon and ask her to throw me her clothes when she’s done with them. But what in the what is Wendy wearing? She seems quite overdressed in whatever that is, to meet in a casual bar.

Juan and his skeevy adulterous ways. I’m doing a whole separate segment just on the opening Juan and Robyn scene, because I knew it was going to be long. So cliche, but so true. Pretty sure that’s how they become cliche’s: Once a cheater, always a cheater. Don’t know why Robyn remarried this fucking shyster.

We pick up with Mia and Jacqueline still bickering. Jacqueline wants answers on her motivation of sending out the group text making fun of Jacqueline’s alleged bad financial situation. This was, you know, months ago when Mia was all up on her high horse about how successful she and Gordon were over their Chiropractic Franchise,

The ‘Dwindling Uterus and Chris Bassett, still the topic. Chris getting lumped in with the dwindling uterus? Not sure how he feels about that. Candiace demands to know what exactly what did he to Gizzy to cause so much fucking trauma. GO. “He maaaaade me feel UNCOMFORTTTTT—–ABLLLLLE…” She has to draaaaaaaaagggggggg out the syllablessssssssssss, in

What do we all think of this Robyn/Juan, and his girlfriend thing? Apparently he was “inappropriately communicating” with a chick “during covid.” That phrase still cracks me up. It makes no sense, ‘during covid’ as if it were some sort of event. It’s a virus. These weird things we say now since the 2020 scam.

Ashley has a little sweet date with her old. Her kiddo wants to take his shirt off. Wonder why he would want to take his shirt off in public? Maybe he’s watching his mom go out with barely a shirt on? Or maybe he’s just being a whiny toddler. I like my reasoning though. I’m