I just kind of realized that there’s been no Chris Bassett in any of the new season’s episodes, has there? Maybe there was one quick scene… I’m sure he’s over appearing on the show now, and who can blame him. Do you know what I’m so over? These Housewives trying so fucking hard to pretend

First ep after a two whole week holiday hiatus! Still doing the Texas thing. They’re planning a little birthday-fun activity for Karen, of painting her. Not painting HER but painting her. I’m getting a little suspicious of how she and Gizelle are getting along so well, with everything seemingly hunky dory between them. Maybe this

Karen always has to spend her birthday with these crazy bitches. She is not wanting to make her birthday any type of thing on the trip. It’s even a milestone, big 6 -0 for the Grand Dame. I guess that’s smart, to not expect to celebrate with this group, and we all know why. So

So for past week, these girls have been sitting by the pool in Austin arguing. The big question is whether or not Wendy knows or is friends with Leba, and if not, why was she at her ‘Sip and See.’ And why did she give her a special introduction and accolades? Wendy’s answer? “I mean,

Let me start by saying I am so sick of hearing “I don’t know you, well I don’t know YOU!!” Did they get this story line idea from Kathy Hilton two Beverly Hills ago, when news first broke about Erika and her sheisty husband’s financial woes, and Erika was acting like a twat. Kathy was

Karen is hosting a pickle ball event. Can’t wait to see how terrible this will be. Nneka is excited to be included. Neither one of them know what it is. I feel like you have to have been living in a cave for the past few years, to have not any idea what it is.