Karen is hosting a pickle ball event. Can’t wait to see how terrible this will be. Nneka is excited to be included. Neither one of them know what it is. I feel like you have to have been living in a cave for the past few years, to have not any idea what it is.

The latest gossip is that, if you’ve noticed, Wendy is all about talking about being Catholic this season, when I don’t recall her really mentioning religion much? The very first ep she announces that she carries a rosary in her purse, Like it it was the first freaking thing out of her mouth. It seemed

New tag lines are dumb as fuck. Would anyone even miss them if they did away with them altogether? Or just used the same one? Karen talking about being ridden, Gizelle using her daughters’ names, Ashley claiming she’s not a gold digger?? Speaking of witch, new homeowner Ashley shops for plants with her mom. “That

Besties Candiace, Wendy and Karen meet for cocktails. Candaice looks adorbs, as always. I wanted to corner her at BravoCon and ask her to throw me her clothes when she’s done with them. But what in the what is Wendy wearing? She seems quite overdressed in whatever that is, to meet in a casual bar.

Juan and his skeevy adulterous ways. I’m doing a whole separate segment just on the opening Juan and Robyn scene, because I knew it was going to be long. So cliche, but so true. Pretty sure that’s how they become cliche’s: Once a cheater, always a cheater. Don’t know why Robyn remarried this fucking shyster.

We pick up with Mia and Jacqueline still bickering. Jacqueline wants answers on her motivation of sending out the group text making fun of Jacqueline’s alleged bad financial situation. This was, you know, months ago when Mia was all up on her high horse about how successful she and Gordon were over their Chiropractic Franchise,