“We’re tryin’ to make fetch happen.” I love Candiace. She doesn’t like this childish little mean girl ceremony meant to piss off Karen. The constant ridicule of her not owning her home is getting to be kind of a yawn. If they want to throw away five figures per month on rent, then fucking let

Okay here we go, we skipped a week because here in the U.S. last Sunday was a holiday. Let’s see what the ladies have been up to for the past two weeks. Karen’s tag line cracks me every time. I’m flabbergasted she is actually saying that. Is it just me, or is Mia all but

Tag lines complaint again – Ashley’s is some joke about being a gold digger. Yes Ashley, you are a gold digger. Karen’s, I think I might have already complained about. It’s about someone riding her. Don’t these ladies have the option to decline, and request a new one, that makes fucking sense, in the interest

Missed last week – got too wrapped up in the SLC reunion, so here’s a little quickie. Who doesn’t love a little quickie. Karen and her daughter get a tats of a ‘G’ to commemorate her mother. Since Karen and Gizzy are now besties, Karen wants to have a little mommy daughter brunch date for

I just kind of realized that there’s been no Chris Bassett in any of the new season’s episodes, has there? Maybe there was one quick scene… I’m sure he’s over appearing on the show now, and who can blame him. Do you know what I’m so over? These Housewives trying so fucking hard to pretend

First ep after a two whole week holiday hiatus! Still doing the Texas thing. They’re planning a little birthday-fun activity for Karen, of painting her. Not painting HER but painting her. I’m getting a little suspicious of how she and Gizelle are getting along so well, with everything seemingly hunky dory between them. Maybe this