So I did miss recapping the premier on 10/5. I’ll have to admit, I didn’t even know it had premiered! So embarrassed. I did go away that weekend, but I still should have known it was on. What is wrong with me? I watched it and I do want to say a few things. What

Karen’s sentencing is this Wednesday, Feb 26th. The Washington Post is reporting this is her fourth DUI arrest, not her second. The other three were in 2006-2011. And what’s more, this ‘rehab’ she so bravely checked herself into is actually more of a luxury resort. The woman needs help. I believe her still to be

Starting off with Karen being interviewed in her home sans makeup. I guess that’s supposed to tell us how distraught she is so we feel sorry for her. Oh NOWWW she’s accepting responsibility. This lady is too much. “Do you know who I am? This will never touch me.” With her wig ready to fall

What the literal fuck is wrong with Karen? Before I get into that, I reluctantly wanted to point out how absolutely stunning she looked in the scene. Her skin was glowing. Not a wrinkle or a crinkle in sight. This must’ve been some really fresh Botox. And that contouring? Looks like she spent hours in

“Releasing balloons into the atmosphere is illegal.” Oh Karen. Karen Karen Karen. That name definitely suits you. This woman is entertaining in a second-hand embarrassment kind of way, and for that reason she will always have a place on Bravo, as long as she can speak. Mia’s funny. Girl you had no intention of getting