We pick up with Mia and Jacqueline still bickering.
Jacqueline wants answers on her motivation of sending out the group text making fun of Jacqueline’s alleged bad financial situation. This was, you know, months ago when Mia was all up on her high horse about how successful she and Gordon were over their Chiropractic Franchise, that the were not even running, they were merely employees. Minor detail.
This is exactly what my sister was doing to me a few years back. Gossiping about me to her very pretty and fit daughter, because they were all feeling themselves that weekend, felt important in their jobs, (my niece was ‘in business’ with the dude she was banging, so not sure what’s admirable about that?)
It’s a pretty sick personality trait to do that to a sister or close friend. Is it not??
“Your family business is all in shambles.”
“Because I put it out there.” (rather a pathetic comeback – she knew damned fucking well it was gonna be getting out, so she wanted to be ahead of it.)
Also, is she saying Jacqueline should have made a post about her employment/financial plight and announced it to the world? She’ not a Housewife. There would be no reason for her to do that. It would come off sounding like she’s begging for money.
Jacqueline: “You were never the CEO of your company.”
I do believe she gave herself that title. I believe she was a salaried employee, employed by Gordon’s brother, or whomever really was running the stores.
So the receipts are out. First one is Jacqueline showing Mia only spoke to her mom on the phone on ***Mother’s Day and didn’t’ visit her, ff you recall the argument in Mexico where Mia made her feel like shit for not seeing her mom on Mother’s Day. Mia looks uncomforrrrrttttabllllle, as Gizelle would say
Jacqueline goes onto point out and show records of Gordon not know where Mia was at on certain occasions, such as when she was in Atlanta, eluding to the fact that perhaps she has an extra-curricular love life aside from Gordon. He was suspicious of this also, according to Jacqueline. Wendy gives her some serious side eye.
Andy’s expressions are kind of priceless, as he takes this all in. Mia tries to explain but you really can tell she’s sort of in the hot seat and Jacqueline is appearing to be right.
She claims that she “had brunch with her ex-boyfriend’s mom” and that’s what he was upset about. Yeah I believe that one as much as I believe Juan Dixon wasn’t banging that bitch at that hotel.
Well suddenly, Mia puts away her bedazzled box of receipts in a fucking hurry. She wants that shit gone! I’m assuming it may have been shit about Jacqueline’s affair or affairs, and my guess is that if she started on that, Jacqueline might divulge and spill more of her tea on her own indiscretions. So it’s better to just make the bedazzled box go away. “it’s a lot of papers in there, but I don’t wanna go there.” So these bitches killed a tree basically for nothing except a text showing Mia did NOT visit Jacqueline’s mom (Mia’s foster mom) on Mother’s Day.
“Did you and Gordon ever have sex?” Question to Jacqueline.
Okay, so my takeaway is that, there has been some threesome-like play, but there was never the actual sex act.
They were being very coy about it when confronted with the question on the show. Gizelle was right.
I do believe Jacqueline sleeps with married men. I don’t agree with that behavior, but honestly Mia really does need to just sit that one out.
Mia claims her you sleep with married dudes was in direct retaliation for insulting that Gordon may have issues in that department, due to being a prostate cancer survivor. See what she’s doing here? Playing the pity card in hopes this will get dropped.
Now they bicker over the Porsche purchase, and how Mia coaxed her to make herself look like she depended on her and Gordon, and they influenced her to get an EIN and go into business for herself. This is all such petty bullshit. They get asked if this friendship can be mended. No. Okay. Bye.
Charisse has entered the chat, and Karen couldn’t look more bothered and aggravated. The same expression she had every time Charrisse entered the room or area during filming.
Charrisse has big time moldy dusty filthy dirt on this woman, and I love it !! She looks the opposite direction as soon as she is seated. My belief is that she really did drunkenly bang a dude in a restaurant bathroom in Vegas, and she is extremely embarrassed by it, and that it has been put out into the universe.
I think Blue Eyes is real, and I think that’s why blue dresses were ordered for the Reunion color scheme. And no one can convince me otherwise. Karen continues to have an odd look on her face of extreme irritation as she nervously bobs her head all around. She thinks cameras are down, but the new reunion thing they’re doing is having them rolling as Andy pretends to go to commercial.
This is the crap you gotta look at when there’s an accusation that a housewife denies. Just watch their face. They’re so bad at not looking guilty.
They start rolling the footage of all of Karen’s antics, and trying to hide from Charrisse.
Karen tries to play cool as the questions begin to roll out. Charrisse claims that there were no issues between the two of them when she attended the mom’s funeral, as Karen whips out a nail file for some special effects.
How about for special effects, she just admits to her tawdry little affair with this dude?
“I did have a drinking problem at that time, and Ray and I were in a bad place…” daadaadaa…
There, easy. I would have more respect for that, than I have for the fucking nail filing and guilty faces.
Andy makes it clear to Karen, that Charrisse was asked to join the show the season and it wasn’t this grand Grande Dame take down type gesture.
She continues to feverishly saw at her nails.
The big topic of discussion and the disagreement for these two seems to be when exactly Karen began to hate her. Karen claims it was five years ago.
Charrisse attended her 55th birthday celly which would have been four years ago, and Karen claims to have hated her before that. Which makes no sense of course. It was even a small intimate dinner, Robyn points out, so it wasn’t like hundreds of people and just anyone was invited.
First Karen claims she was not invited, then decides that she was invited. Could she talk in circles any more?
Seems to me that whenever this Vegas bathroom bang occurrence was, and Karen knew Charrisse knew, is when she suddenly cut ties with her, out of humiliation.
Mia claims to know the dude, or know someone who knows the dude she was banging. Karen is spouting out nonsense about telling Andy the name, but not tell her his name, so Andy can – ? what I don’t know.
Another sign she’s nervous, which means guilty. She’s stammering and stuttering nonsense. Again, to me, I would rather just admit it at this point. Does Ray, at like 72 really care that much? I doubt he does, and I doubt he would divorce her. Just OWN it!!!!
Robyn did finally marry Juan. We don’t know why. Even in the wedding footage, he looks like he’s trying so hard to look happy. I really am disappointed she didn’t invite Gizelle and the girls. Then I guess Ashley would have been hurt, and Charrisse disappointed, and it would have started a whole big thing. No infidelity clause in the prenup. Of course. Because Juan knew he would be cheating during the marriage, again. As he cheated throughout the engagement.
They discuss this mysterious blonde woman. Does Karen know that she’s not a natural blonde? Maybe Karen is the mysterious blonde. Maybe we have a Sandoval and Raquel thing playing out on Potomac.
Robyn’s ‘Family Fun Day’ Event is getting dragged. I don’t get why, it was just a bunch of kids and simple games, and some snacks. It wasn’t for the fucking women, it was for the kids.
Newsflash: Kids don’t give a shit about the price tag and table décor.
But she does deserve to get dragged for the lame idea of Wendy sending her kids with Candiace, because she wanted to make sure her kids were included, but she didn’t want Wendy there because of the argument that they had just had. Can you just see poor Candiace dealing with those two boys and a toddler? I know she is a stepmom. But still. It was just stupid.
The boys are officially out!
Dumb question #1: Why do we care about Wendy’s fake business ventures and ‘who pays for them.’ They’re fucking married. What’s his is hers, and vice versa.
Dumb question #2: Mia’s phantom illness. Gordon fake cries over Mia’s fake illnesses.
Well, on the plus side, Gordon has not penetrated Jacqueline nor any of Mia’s other friends.
Okay so here we go. Chris gets the floor. Does it seem weird to anyone else that we’re here arguing at this reunion, about something that happened at last year’s reunion?
Chris describes in intricate detail of how he asked to speak with her and suggested they go into her room. He points out if she had a problem with it when they got there, and she realized her makeup guy had left, she could have said “no, this makes me feel uncomforttttttttablleeeeee.”
“What did I do???” Chris demands to know. She’s doesn’t answer the question. She starts from the very beginning. And we already know all of this. She’s stalling. Candaice, who should just be shutting up, slings some insults that Gizzy frankly deserves, but she’s just buying her more time to spin this how she wants it to sound with Chris here. Shut up Candaice!!
She comes up with “you had a lot to drink and I felt immediately uncomfortable and you put us in that situation, that’s what you did.” We see why she wanted to stall rolling out this very ridick explanation.
I really do think Gizelle has a little tingly feeling for Chris, and that’s why she felt so fucking uncomfortable.
I don’t believe Chris necessarily feels that for her, so that’s why it didn’t seem like a thing to him, at all.
They describe in excruciating detail, the room set-up, the door, what Gizelle was wearing, not wearing… Chris points out he was standing on the other side of the room. Gizelle maintains she was justified in bringing this concern to Candiace. I myself, would not bring this story, if it happened to me, to the wife’s attention, for fear it would sound like I was interested int the dude. Because that’s what it sounds like.
It also seems like you just want to start trouble within the couple. Which also makes it seem like you might be interested in the dude. Like it’s just all bad, and all points to Gizelle’s pathetic desperation to be noticed by men. Or maybe just noticed by Chris. Because she likes him.
See I’m tellin ya! I’m right — again!! I’m so sick of always being right. It’s tiring.
And yeah, WHAT ABOUT all of her joking and carrying on about his ‘brown penis?’ That’s pretty sexual, and could have been ‘offensive’ to Chris.
It could have made him feel UNCOMFORTTTABLLLLLLLE!! See what I mean, that they did have this sort of flirty banter. But, suddenly Gizelle is all traumatized over being along with him in a room, venting and/or confiding in her about being pissed at Andy. That’s what I assume anyway. It’s weird, sort of that it was never really discussed, what was briefly discussed.
And, when they played the flash of the reunion last year when he was bitching about that whole singing thing (I believe is what ticked him off, that he thought that was rude how they tried to put Candiace on the spot, like she couldn’t sing, and she fucking NAILED IT!! )
She looked up at him looking pretty interested in why he was mad, as he was whining to Candiace. Perhaps this interest is why he wanted to talk it out with her and vent??
I just can’t believe how she ran with this story line having no idea how stupid it was going to make her look.
They break down ‘what he did’ as opposed to ‘how she felt.’ Jesus Christ- next we’re going to argue over what the meaning of ‘is’ is. Hopefully some of you get that, if you were an American following a certain scandal in like 1992ish.
Gizelle apologizes for the ‘sneaky link’ comment. Candiace and Chris aren’t really having it. They address Chris’ message, sort of apology to her after the finale wrapped.
“You are a garbage individual, you have no soul…” Candiace tells her.
Yeah, sorry, Gizzy, ya should have been prepared for this. She looks constipated as Candiace reems her a new asshole. Maybe that will help her constipation.
So this tangent that Candiace then goes on, I agree with partially. I agree with the part that this bogus accusation, “euuwwww I felt so uncomfortable…!!” is potentially harmful to women who were actually sexually assaulted when alone with a man in a room. Which doesn’t necessarily have to be raped. It could be a dude that touches a woman in appropriately, or says suggestive or pervy things when they think no one else is around.
These would be legit concerns that women should voice their issues about.
Not this shit Gizelle has cooked up for attention. What I don’t agree with, is when she feels the need to bring race into it. That this really has anything to do with Gizelle’s lighter skin, and having a white parent. Gizelle’s dumb ass is getting fucking dragged for this shit, and most of the viewers, from what I have been reading on SM, are on Candiace’s side.
If she was getting some sort of favoritism for being lighter, the consensus would be leaning toward Gizelle, and not Candiace. It’s just irrelevant.
The other ladies all scold her for doing the race thing.
I wish she would have stuck with the sexual harassment thing, because I feel like that actual important point lost it’s momentum when she had to spout off about that.
But kudos to Candiace for putting this dick in her place. Gizelle has nothing to say, just mumbles things like “thanks, great.” She does maintain her composure, as she usually does when the floor is getting mopped up with her ass.
Wendy asks her to consider what the race commentary implied, and Candiace says she understands and sticks by it.
I wish Ashley would just shut up. She doesn’t need to weigh in here. This doesn’t involve her. She needs to worry how her broke ass is gonna pay for her 2mill dollar house in Arlington.
I saw online that she’s embarrassingly peddling these stupid ass fans on Tiktok with some of her, what she thinks, are her famous funny quotes from the show.
Can’t wait until this thing has to get sold because she can’t afford it, and Michael is refusing to help her. If the mortgage is in his name, he’s not going to want his credit fucked up, and he’ll be selling it out from under her when she can’t pay.
And with the way the Real Estate market is going, it could even be worth less in a few years. So that’s gonna hurt.
We do need to drop this skin color claim. It’s just not relevant. I do believe race has been a factor sometimes on other franchises, such as with Garcelle on Beverly Hills. There was definitely something weird going on there, she was fer sure getting spoken to, and treated differently than the rest of the ladies. Dorit raising her voice at her and reprimanding her like her child? Kyle announcing on the reunion that she didn’t pay her bill…
Here, in this situation, it is not. In my opinion.
Chris has accepted the flimsy apology. Candiace has not.
Moving on to Mexico and Bachelorette Party shennans. Girls Gone Wild.
Who wants whose box? Lotsa coochie talk, and Andy is holding up really well.
Andy addresses Ray about the infidelity rumors about Karen, and what his take on it was.
As again, I hate to keep harping, but Karen looks guilty AF, as charged.
Ray, so sweetly defends her, as he should I guess, when I really think, he does know there is truth to this tea. He’s coming off as a poor old sap.
Karen says this infamous bar in Vegas photo cannot possibly be her, because she’s never seen it. So because SHE has never seen it, it can’t possibly be legit.
Andy has seen it, and it kind of comes across that he thought it looked like her, but he does not want to say so. I don’t know what would be wrong with him voicing his opinion here. I think he’s keeping quiet to save her further humiliation.
Karen claims she has a photo of Juan and her look-alike on her phone but Ray advises her not to show it.
Was Karen implying that Juan sexually assaulted her in the breasts to backbone hug?? I don’t think she was.
I sure as hell think this scenario was a million times more worthy of a complaint than Gizelle’s sorry-ass little fairy tale about Chris speaking with her in a room for two minutes.
Karen is just not looking her best. Way, way wayyyyy too much makeup, and that blonde bun is making her look 10 years older.
Don’t even get me started on the dress. Hers is the worst, behind Wendy’s.
As we wrap up, Candiace’s new song is blasted.
Well hasn’t Mr. Andy Cohen really warmed up to Candiace this season? Last year he was dragging her left and right at the reunion, for doing noting any worse than any of the other wives across the various franchises.
Where was Mia’s dragging for throwing water and her purse at Wendy??
(I noticed ‘colorism’ wasn’t brought up then, maybe it wasn’t such a buzzy a buzzword a year ago)
Maybe this is what has attributed to Candiace’s strong colorism rhetoric earlier, which actually just occurred to me as to the reasoning.
Andy even gets in on some white guy swaying to her song.
So that ended on a happy ‘note.’ No pun intended.
Then wah wah wah—- we switch gears to Andy’s so-called one-on-one with Robyn on WWHL.
Eboni from NYC was also present, which added to the awkwardness.
Well, anyway, yes, long story short, Juan fed Robyn a giant wad of baloney about this chick he was “allegedly” fooling around with, that she’s either in complete denial about, or just covering his ass for him, and in the process making herself look so foolish and gullible.
So this was ‘unseen extended footage’ from WWHL two weeks prior to the reunion airing.
Although it all looks and sounds familiar to me. Eboni looks so awkward, like she has second-hand embarrassment for Robyn. I doubt if they even knew each other prior to this night.
Robyn maintains that she truly believes that “they only communicated on Instagram.”
And about the hotel receipt? Well, Andy, “that comes into play because for whatever reason she flies to Maryland. (for whatever reason, Robyn, girl come ON!! )
“She told him she was dating a Ravens player, and en route ‘lost her wallet’ (why wouldn’t she hit up her dude, a RAVENS player??) and cannot pay for her hotel room.” Juan feels bad for her, drives TO THE HOTEL (where this woman is standing there who is HOT for him…) puts his card down and leaves.”
I mean wow, even my ex-husband didn’t get this creative.
Yeah, so when you book a hotel room, you have to give your credit card info in advance, and they charge it when you arrive…let’s just pretend that’s not a thing. None of this makes sense.
Robyn says she didn’t want to see any of the online interactions. Yeah I’m sure she didn’t.
“No affair, no dating, no relationship and nothing physical.”
Yeah, except for that night in the hotel room.
Andy drills her on why she hadn’t brought it up at all since infidelity was discussed on the show.
She didn’t feel the need, she claims, since “it had happened months prior.”
Candiace is pissed off about this newly uncovered info and feels betrayed.
Andy: “It looks like Chris was the sacrificial lamb of the season.”
Robyn explains herself by reminding that she had defended Chris throughout Gizelle’s accusations.
True, but her fucking cohorts, Gizelle and Ashley were sure active with the Chris-bashing and accusations.
And Andy points out that she was asked multiple times by the cast, why they weren’t planning the wedding yet, and it could have came up then. She knows she’s fucked on this.
I really wouldn’t be surprised if she gets a dismissal or downgrade next season over it.
She has a lot of excuses.
Andy asks if she’s tired of publicly defended Juan all the time. She says no, but it seems like she is.
Women typically don’t like to walk around making fucking excuses for their guys acting like jackasses.
It sucks that Robyn has to speak on his behalf like this, and he can’t own this shit like a man.
“It sucks he’s kind of dragged into this…?” She says. Dragged INTO this?
He’s the one that did the shit!
Any guesses on the timeline of the second Dixon Divorce??
I say more shit there’s more cheating, and around a year from now. So Summer 2024.
