Ashley get your facts straight. Wendy didn’t have multiple social security numbers, she had multiple names, and 67 credit cards.
It was a good point and would have been a valid comeback, had she was said it correctly. They weren’t into stealing peoples’ socials, but I have a feeling that would have been next.
Wendy wasted no time calling out the inaccuracy. Andy could have pointed out the correction, but he didn’t. This is where reading comprehension comes in handy, Ashley.

Having said that, someone who’s accused of several felonies, and literally most likely going to prison, probably shouldn’t be so fucking condescending over a mistake made regarding the details of her various crimes. Only Wendy.

When they play the flash of Ashley ‘apologizing’ for the snarky comments she had made at BravoCon, it was obviously insincere.
Her voice goes up like ten octaves and she was using her fake southern accent. “I MAEEEEEN IT.”
No you don’t, or you wouldn’t be talking like that. I don’t blame her for not meaning it, but don’t lie. Own it! As the Housewives say.
Ashley mentions her shitty grin mug shot, and Wendy starts getting erratic, saying mwa mwa as if proud of her mug shot.

I actually think she is, sadly.
Ashley defends her extreme messiness by saying everyone is taking her brutal insults too personally. Okay Ashley. Or you just have nothing going on, since you’re divorced and don’t have your skeevy bi-sexual husband as a built-in story line, so being a scathing bitter bitch is your story line.
This headline about Ashley’s divorce settlement, people can’t read very well. If I see one more post about Ashley getting awarded ‘20 million’ I’m going to lose my mind. The headlines stated that Michael’s net worth is 20 million.
Seriously doubt she got every cent of his net worth people.
I like how she doesn’t correct this when she has the opportunity.
She leads us to believe she received this amount from Michael, when asked by a viewer. I don’t know what idiot would think she received his entire net worth. She probably got a couple mill. Which is nothing to scoff at, so good for her I guess. It is the whole reasons she married and had kids with him.
Two years ago, She thought she was getting nothing. I think that’s why it drug out so long, she had her lawyers feverishly trying to get her SOMETHING other than child support.
Her attorney finagled her getting paid on some investments he had that she managed to get her greedy gold-digging mits on.

Who cares about her and this Josh kid?? Why he’s wasting his time with that ho, I do not know. In her yap she admitted she’s looking to be a ‘sugar baby’ again. And who cares that she banged Charisse’s son?? He’s an adult. Is it skeevy because he’s ten years younger and she knew him as a kid, yes, but who is surprised?
It sounds like Charisse is flip-flopping on her approval, for attention if you ask me.
I’m being nosy and wondering what’s up with Sheila? She had a scene where she didn’t look well at all. When asked, Ashley eludes that she does have a health problem.
Her foaming at the mouth over Mauricio in Aspen was so ick. As if he would hook up with her. Even he has SOME standards.
Why was he asking them if they’ve ever gotten their hands dirty?? He’s getting so cringe in his constant need for attention from younger women.
No Ashley, you are not ‘upstanding.’ Neither is Stacey for that matter.

Apparently everyone was dating a ‘congressman.’ It’s either football players or congressmen for these ladies. I guess Gizelle’s NFL player fizzled.
Ashley writing a children’s book? That’s scary. Shyster Wendy suggests she name one of the characters after her daughter. Probably trying to get a cut.
I feel so strongly about this Greg dude that Kei is with, I don’t even have the energy right now. I don’t know what the hell happened to me today. I felt fine and was sailing along with my day, then suddenly got a horrible headache, earache and sore throat.
I think I missed the episode where he presented her with a picture frame after the scene of pretending to shop for engagement rings.
I just wish she’d dump him. She’s gorgeous and (mostly) cool and successful.
So many red flags last season and he’s clearly doing damage control. He hasn’t fucking ‘changed.’ Give me a fucking break.
His beady little fucking black lifeless eyes make me wanna puke. He reminds me of my ex so much. He’s the black version of my skeevy sketchy lying cheating man-whore ex.
His little fake-nice act reminds me of him too. That’s how he acted for two seconds, after he was a complete abusive cunty douche bag to me over absolutely nothing. It was always an act. It was always a game of Chess with him, maneuvering around to see what in it for him.
Now he’s ‘acting’ for someone else who’s dumb enough to buy it. Actually that’s exactly what she’s doing. ‘Buying’ it. I won’t get into it, but perhaps you get my drift. It’s embarrassing for her. And him. I don’t which is more so. A dude mooching off of a chick, or an ugly desperate chick that allows it.
Back to this,. The picture frame being purchased at the jewelry store where he was pretending to look at rings, was such a slap in the face, which I believe he did purposely. He’s an asshole. He humiliated her on camera multiple times last season. Now we’re supposed to believe that’s not who he is and not his normal behavior. Please.
Gizelle has concerns about him as well. They have an exchange where Kei does a little dig at Gizelle’s age and how she’s “from a different generation and she does things differently” and that’s why she’s giving him a second chance after she dumped him last year.
That statement seems completely backwards. The Gen X’ers, Boomers and above, we were taught to put up with shit from men, whereas Kei’s age range should be more independent and NOT be taking shit from abusive men with mommy issues and two inch dicks.

I know I said above Kei is mostly cool, but she does tend to get a little too cranked up.
Jassi’s entrance is so fucking ridiculous. She can barely even move in that Shein dress, and has to be practically carried to her seat by the staff. It’s atrocious, and she’s looking a little ‘bloated.’
The hair is not great. The makeup is bad. It’s all bad. She keeps looking at herself in the monitors. Jassi, look away,

I’m already over the hatred she and Kei have for each other. Two newbies are fighting? Who cares.
Jassi is ten times angrier than Kei is. I don’t know why she wants to be so pissed constantly. She accuses Kei of stealing Greg from his wife.
OMG whatever. Something tells me the wife didn’t want him anyway. But still, I don’t believe in cheating. I was cheated on, relentlessly for YEARS.
So the feud between Jassi and Tia gets addressed when Tia made a cheeky comment about the owner of the restaurant in Nevis seemingly being into Jassi.
I would say she blew that our of proportion.
Bored with the wedding drama. Who even cares. Did you get a gift? That’s all that matters.
Jassi’s been recording phone calls. Many of the ladies are confirming it. Judging by her behavior during the accusations, I would say it’s true.
She’ll most likely be around next season. She’s angry and boring, and doing sketchy shit.
Monique enters dressed like she’s going to a Halloween party, dressed as a superhero.
Jassi and Monique, definitely the worsed dressed. I actually like all of the others. Big improvement from last season, that’s for sure.

Gizelle looks immediately annoyed as soon as she sits down.
Stacey’s facial expressions are PRICELESS every single time anything is mentioned about Chris Samuels, Monique’s ex.
She mentions something about receiving a ‘cease and desist’ at 9pm, and Stacey looks like she’s going to throw up.

I’m dying to know what the HELL went on with those two, that is always making Stacey appear so uncomfortable and kind of sheepish.
Monique admits it has to do with Stacey when Jassi screams at her asking that.
Stacey again looks like she’s going to hurl. She pretends to be confused and turns to Ashley. Girl, just STOP.

I don’t think Monique should have been making all of those comments and assumptions about Angel’s husband. I’m not saying 100% she’s wrong, but I did not see blaring red flags when it comes to him. Usually House Husbands and Boyfriends that are complete imbeciles, douche bags, and terrible to their partner, don’t even attempt to hide it, because they don’t recognize their behavior as bad. And even if they did, don’t really care. In their eyes, they do nothing wrong. That’s how the disorder works. They’re horrible to everyone, but choose to not see it, blame everyone else, and play the victim.
There. I broke down Narcissistic Personality Disorder in one sentence. I wasn’t seeing it with Bobby. Do I think he wears the pants in the household? Yes. I just didn’t see him being disrespectful to Angel at all.
Monique is trying to walk back her comments and says she was just referring to what it’s like being married to an NFL player and having to do most of the child care and household responsibilities. That’s such bullshit Monique, and you know it.
And she wonders why Bobby wad rude to her? She compared him to her abusive ex. How dare he be rude?
Monique is being so weird as she goes on to make excuses. Yes, Monique it’s a lot of work to have a husband and two small kids. She should know that. It does’t mean she’s being disrespected treated badly. Even in this day and age, women do most of the child care. She sounds like an idiot.
Stacey gets asked point blank from Andy, a viewer question, did you date Chris or NOT?

Again, clearly she’s so uncomfortable. She lies that she said on ‘producer cam’ (which are cameras set up in the house to catch footage such as this, that she admitted that she dated Chris.
Even though, it’s on record of her admitting it. I’m assuming Chris doesn’t want her telling people that they hooked up. Like I don’t think they dated, but they definitely hooked up.
She continues to deny as Ashley tells her exactly what she said and the context. Stacey denies it even though they rolled the footage.

She’s one of those people that believes her own fucking lies. She thinks if she repeats the same lie several times, that makes it true.
Monique again reminds Stacey that she doesn’t even care if they dated, fucked or whatever the hell they were doing.
She’s pissed that when she shared the story of the straw that broke the camel’s back in their marriage, when she felt merely used for sex, that it got communicated to Chris via Stacey. Which seems to be obviously how he found out.

And then as a woman, to interpret that story as simply ‘bad sex’ is unacceptable. Unless that was Chris’ interpretation.
Regardless, running to him about it was so immature and showed she had some need to ‘please’ him.
Granted he was going to see it on cmaera in mere months, but still.
She pulls out her phone for a receipt’ of some sort
Stacey looks mortified as usual.



