Real Housewives of Potomac 9/19

Candiace’s mom is visiting, which is always stressful for her. And we understand why. That bitch is something else.

That huge fancy beautiful sectional looks like it would be for a first apartment?

and she is correcting her on on her throw pillow placement ?

I always love the teen driver experiences on Bravo. Totally looks and feels familiar.

the one with Shannon and Sophie on OC a few years ago was hilarious.

She almost runs over the camera guy. Grace need a lot more practice, a LOT more practice.

Mia wants to re- reconnect with her mom. Mia’s description of her relationship with her mom and her half-sister, as she describes it, seems kind of dysfunctional, and it’s sad it’s preventing her from spending time with Mia.

Candiace needs to hire herself an actual manager. Or an assistant. Erika should have one she can’t afford to pay anymore. She may be willing to relocate.

Or do the shit herself perhaps? It doesn’t seem like what he is doing is all that complicated.

Now on to candle business. Just still cannot get over Wendy doing these stupid candles.

Everyone does candles. And we don’t need more candles. Wendy and karen both doing candles is just ridiculous.

‘3 wick being completely different from a 1 one wick.’ I can’t hear that again, it is just so asinine. It’s like you think she’s joking when she says it, but she is not.

Wendy keeps rambling to eddie about these candles as she is explaining this, it doesn’t really sound like a “business plan” at all. did it to you ? I know it was edited, but the questions he asks when she is done rambling, that she had no answers for, were more like “business plan” type questions.

It’s really strange how she seems hell bent on coming off as really stupid this season. Like the way she was talking about the Excel Spreadsheet thing, it sounded like you would expect Leah from RHONY to talk, not Wendy PH Double D.

this is so sad that Ashley admits that having an attractive nanny is a “temptation” for Michael. I know the husband and nanny thing is nothing new, but it’s so unfortunate that she has to actually verbalize that this could be an issue? But then again what are the chances of her finding Michael captain creepy attractive ? Think she’s probably safe. No one bats an eye at the table when she says this. She thinks this is normal.

Robyn is looking for a space to do her hat orders. This should give her some incentive to get things moving. Juan is bitching about the cost. So this new house they’re building is 100g over budget already. I foresee this coming out bad. I foresee this house going on the market one year after they move in because they can’t afford it, and Robyn can’t get off the couch. I’ve seen this movie before on the Housewife shows. We all have.

Juan now seems on board with the warehouse thing, and promises to be more supportive. Robyn is making excuses for going overboard on the house budget.

Candiace admits she is not a good dancer. I did get that vibe watching her practice in the living room

last week.

It’s time for the video filming. This should be interesting when Chris is a shitty “manager” and Candiace is a bad dancer.

Gizelle has to get a dig in, ‘I didn’t know I would get her before you.’ it’s not about you Gizelle and wtf are those stupid things you’re wearing on your face ?

There ain’t no cars. The cars are absent. Where are the cars ? Absentee vehicles. There’s murmuring and muttering. (about the cars)

Candiace is trying to use the ladies’ cars. Not even sure what the significance of the cars is, honestly.

Lots of gossiping with Candiace’s mom about this debacle, and Chris and the husbandger thing etc etc.

Her mom drops some sort of info about the house and how she helped them. Guys again my day job, sorry, it’s boring, but she could have possibly given them a “gift” for the down payment or whatever. That is very normal, especially in families with money. It does not mean that Candiace and Chris do not own the home, it does not mean Candiace and Chris do not make the payments.

Some convos Dorothy is instigating, and some Mia is instigating about Chris. It’s just getting messier and messier by the second. This is perfect sunsetting golden hour right now.

Chris is approaching “in his apron” and is pissed because apparently he organized the cars, supposedly, and the cars are a no show.

The girls are eating up this distress with Candiace and the gossiping with her mom continues.

Mom should really not be doing this right ?

Gizelle is hungry. Is she ever not hungry? She is literally like a two year old.

Dang what a cute couple Candiace makes with the fake BF. Not sure I was getting the premise with this video, but apparently it’s over. Gizelle needs fed so she’s running off, but not before she bitches that Chris didn’t bring her no food.

Love mom talking so much shit behind her daughter’s back, but acting all supportive and understanding in front of her.

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