Are we all just glazing over how Stacey said “toodle do” to Tia last week instead of ‘toodle-oo.’
I thought Tia would at least make fun of her. Or I would see some posts about it but nothing.
And are we also glazing over how Tia casually mentions that during her dad’s marriage to her mum that he had two additional children.’ DURING their marriage with no mention of a separation? (Even if separated, that’s shitty.)
Everyone convenes at Tia’s to go to her Real Estate Polo event, in which Stacey was ‘disinvited to. Housewives always say disinvited, I think it should be uninvited.
Gizelle is right. I don’t think any of these white people at this event (not just the men) have ever seen black people before. To be honest they seem somewhat put off, which is disturbing. I’m assuming the picture taking was because they’re Housewives, not because they’re black people at a Polo event. They should take some fashion advice from the ladies. Even Gizelle is dressed better than these pasty judgy bitches
Ashley tries to turn Jassi against Stacey by saying she only attended Jassi’s wedding so she wouldn’t feel left out. Who cares. Not sure exactly want Ashley’s angle is here other than desperation to stay relevant.
This whole Angel thing is getting so weird.
She complains about being bullied and feeling left out, so in response to that, she just gets bullied and ridiculed more for complaining about it. She tries to address Wendy, and Wendy blatantly ignores her.
She really needs to go back to Colorado since they clearly can’t keep up payments on both residences, (even though he’s an NFL player and sent her $5000 to souvenir shop) and forget about this whole Housewife thing.
Payments are clearly the problem here, or they’d look for another place to rent instead running to Colorado.
The looks on her husband’s face are so sketchy to me. He clearly could not, or did not want to pay this rent. He looks extremely guilty and that he’s not being honest as to what is going on.
He even admits he’s not that mad about it, and he doesn’t like it here, so do the math.
Tia and Kei drop by during the frantic packing. Well Angel is frantic. Bobby is doing nothing but walking around smirking trying not to cheer.
Assuming this is all a real occurrence, perhaps they did just rent this space so she could ‘film’ and perhaps she got the date wrong of when they’d be done.
Or perhaps her husband let the owner know they were done before he had to mail another astronomical check.
He continues to look like there’s something up he’s not saying.
How much does Angel love to flex this NFL thing. I see someone told her to stop saying ‘bi-coastal.’ She replaces that with bragging that she’s able to live in two statets, except she’s really not.
Tia delivers the facts to Gizelle as she knows them about Angel’s situation and Gizelle’s not having it.
She immediately goes into attack and accuse mode that the move here was ‘for the show’ which I didn’t think we were supposed to be saying but ‘Bravo Bravo Bravo’ we don’t care anymore.
If she’s just had it with filming and wants to go to their “house in Colorado” we’ve heard so much about, can you blame her?
Whatever. Who even knows what’s going on here. It’s like a guessing game. Is this a real occurrence or is it manufactured? We don’t know.
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Wendy and Eddie discuss those fucking renovations they’re so proud of right? ‘Wendy’s got the budget.’
Oh no she did NOT have the budget.
She flexes how they keep wanting to add things and spend more money and the invoices are piling up but she just does not care! She’s completely oblivious to the panic on Eddie’s face.
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Stacey meets with Kei for lunch. Not sure why they always have to wear cocktail dresses for daytime events.
It doesn’t get off to a great start. Stacey asks Kei what she’s in the mood for and Kei answers “anything without cheese.” Stacey didn’t even clock that she said that, and continues to offer the burrata. I don’t get why Kei got annoyed that she then orders it for herself.
Can she not be in the presence of cheese? Like what? This girl takes any opportunity to have a tantrum.
So they start rehashing where things went awry. Kei thinks at Ashley’s ‘bloom ball’ Stacey got a ‘tude out of nowhere. Stacey points out that there was some hate talk prior to that, and the dismissal was a result of that.
Chris Samuels clocks in. I was missing him. Stacey brings up the dating accusation which Stacey continues to deny. IN denial is more accurate.
She needs to come clean. She was seeing him. There’s a whole ass photo of it. A man and woman at a table is a date. Not ‘hanging out socially.’ I still don’t get why she has such a complex about it.
Not to mention the way she’s looking at him.
They wrap up, but it’s clear they still hate each other.
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Gizelle meets Wendy and Ashely for dinner. Ashley in white shorts announces she’s about to be on her period.
You can immediately see this is going to be a major gossip sesh and Angel is most likely the topic. She sent the official invite to the girls to her Colorado home.
Gizelle and Wendy are hosting a July 4th pot luck family event. They make fun of Stacey for bringing potato salad for some reason.
Gizelle starts digging in picking on Angel for her rental troubles. Wendy heard from a Realtor friend that when Angel was looking for a rental in the area, she asked for a house that looks like $50,000g a month, but she can only pay $2- 3g a month. I’m sure she tried to flex the Housewife thing. Or the NFL thing. She’s an NFL family you know.
Angel’s rhetoric screams ‘some money’ but definitely not wealth. I did a quick look-up on how NFL players fare post-retirement, which as we know is late 30’s to maybe early 40’s, and this is what I expected. It’s kind of common sense. I guess no one told Angel this. Like stop blowing money and putting up this front of ‘wealth.’
“No, many NFL players are not wealthy after retirement; high rates of bankruptcy (some reports say 78% face hardship, 16-18% file bankruptcy within 12 years) are common due to short careers, high spending, lack of financial literacy, and high living costs, despite substantial earnings during their short playing time. While a few stars become billionaires, most average players struggle because careers last only ~3.3 years, and big salaries don’t always translate to lasting wealth.“
She really needs to shut it and stop sounding stupid. She talks about this NFL gig like this is a lifetime set-up and it’s literally going to be over for him in a few years. There will be no more big bougie mansions in any state. No ‘bi-coastal’ living, no dual state living. Mia also didn’t understand ‘bi-coastal’ and I kind of think it’s self-explanatory.
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Here we are at the western-themed July 4th party. The western theme is because Beyonce is in town if I followed that correctly??
It is an American holiday and dressing in western gear is American so I’m fine with it, not that you asked.
Wendy has yet ANOTHER embarrassing yap moment when she brags about how much money was spent on her 40th birthday excursions last year and how Gizelle’s parties are lame. Say what you want about Gizelle, but she lives within her means.
Wendy you clearly do not.
Her degrees are useless degrees and clearly not finance or business-related if you’re this bad with your money. But hey put her on CNN to bitch about Trump all day long. THAT she can do.
Wendy brings Popeye’s chicken because her kitchen is GETTING RENOVATED YOU KNOW. In case you didn’t know. And the sky’s the limit. In case you didn’t know. Cuz ‘Wendy’s got the budget!’
Ashley brings catfish. The worst and fishiest fish ever. She’s trying to be cunty towards Angel of course. Good job Ashley. You’re definitely cunty.
They call Angel who hasn’t arrived and Bobby gets terse when their whereabouts are questioned. They have two toddlers, and they’re packing to flee the state. Their location appears to be far from the venue, and these petty cackling hens are drilling her on her arrival time. Fucking shut up.
They only want her there so they can fucking poke at her. Literally. Well not literally but you know.
Ugh. I hate when I have to defend a man.
Drum roll please. Stacey arrives with Temu who seems to be very anxious meeting the ladies. Maybe it’s the cameras, or both. His face is turning all kinds of purple and blotchy. Poor guy. He hates this. He can’t at least try to be friendly?
Stacey claims he only came to meet Wendy. When Wendy introduces herself I’m not sure he even knew who she was or cared. I feel like Stacey thinks Wendy likes her a lot more than she actually does.
Angel arrives and is in the door like four seconds before she gets ridiculed. I hope Bravo at least paid her well for this shit. Not sure what the first-seasoners make. I’ll have to look into that.
The poor girl walks in with two toddlers and wow, just wow. Do I think she’s a little strange and needs to work on tact and the bragging thing? Yes I do. But I’m not down for this brazen mean girl shit. Probably because I’ve been the victim of mean girls before.
Also it’s common sense and every day manners and courtesy to not bully people around in adulthood for fucks sake.
I know Wendy’s daughter is only five so I’m mostly joking, but perhaps math is not her strong suit. If she has three phones and her dad is ‘going to’ buy her another one, that’s still three phones. She brags she has four. She’s not majoring in finance either.
Which brings me to the second obvious statement in this interaction. What in the fuuuuuuck is a five-year-old doing with three phones? Hmmm. Again so many subtle and not so subtle clues of Wendy and Eddie’s overspending.
Which brings me to yet a third observation in this two-second interaction, she IS a ‘Little Wendy’ in her immediate flexing to Stacey’s daughter about her possessions.
Angel starts getting grilled about her moving situation. Her immediate answer? ‘They’re an NFL family.’ Completely irrelevant but okay. She needs to learn to not be so weird and drop her whole identity being married to a stupid dusty football player. She’s going to continue to get bullied by bitches if she can’t grow up.
Her rationale of what is going on really makes no sense when she gets interrogated about the rental.
Going to Colorado to “get their stuff and pack up” (what ‘stuff’ if they’re keeping the house there, and already have clothes and basic needs in Maryland) to bring back here, and do what with it, if they don’t have a house here?
She claims they’re going to be ‘back and forth’ until they find a house in the Potomac area? Okay then wouldn’t you need another temp rental? So why not secure another rental instead of running to Colorado? Even if it’s an apartment, if it’s temporary because you’re supposedly looking for a house?
It really doesn’t make any sense. I think she’s making shit up as she goes because she knows she has to live here to continue filming. She has to know she’s making no sense.
I don’t think they’re in a position to purchase a second multi-million dollar home, as much as she wants the girls and the audience to think that. And I don’t know why she thinks we care if they’re renting in Potomac. We don’t give a fuck.
She gets flustered when questioned on the date of the lease ending.
Always the mean girl Wendy, whose been recently dethroned in a big way, taunts her that she heard she was evicted. I kind of think that’s true too. But it’s embarrassing to admit when you’re trying to act like you’re made of money. Her two-year old even gives her the hairy eyeball.
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