So the little ploy to have Monique get pissed at Stacey for hitting up Chris failed miserably. She’s like ‘he’s an asshole. Take him.’
Stacey seems like she goes for guys that treat her crappy. So it makes sense she’d be into Chris Samuels, after you heard Monique describe why they split up.
That TJ dude hated her. He wasn’t her type if ya get my drift, but he didn’t have to be such a douche to her constantly.
Her husband seems to be pretty unpleasant and treat her like shit (probably the reason why she wanted to divorce him in the first place.) Guess what? When you reconcile, it’s still the same broken effed-up person with the same disorders and issues making them impossible to be with.
Stacey keeps insisting this “same social circle” thing with Chris. I guess that’s true, AFTER she pursued him and started stalking him everywhere.
And as I’ve been saying why would Monique even care. She doesn’t.
Since that didn’t work, getting Monique after her, they pick on Stacey for her CBD thing, and naming it not only a Nigerian name, but a word that translates into ‘happy.’
The true Nigerians are pissed that she would even think to refer to herself as part Nigerian heritage. The nerve
Ashley and Gizelle really need go figure out what they want to do with the ‘gna’ brand.
You can’t have a brand name out there with no actual niche, or business attached to it. It makes you look kind of incompetent and dumb.
They ditched the trashy clothing thing so now what are we doing? We don’t know.
So Ashley who claims she likes girls, was married to a man that likes men? Is this what they bonded over when they met?
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After the parade, Gizelle speaks to Monique. Gizelle refers to her as refreshing. Wendy wants the tea on what went south in her marriage.
Some people at the bar/restaurant found this to be all very interesting.
She basically describes what so many women deal with in their relationships. A selfish man-child that has zero clue how to respect and take care of his lady. And nor does he have any interest in that. Nor care about anyone other than himself.
And he will never ever treat any woman respect. Even one that has a bougie house he can pretend is his.
What man would want to move into another man’s house? That’s so gross and fucked up. And embarrassing.
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Angel loves talking about that house in Colorado.
We get it Angel you have a fucking mansion in Colorado. What the hell do you want? Back flips? A medal? What? They pretend to be house hunting in the Potomac area.
She refers to having a home both in Colorado and this area as being ‘bi-coastal.’ Where is the coast in Colorado? I know she did the finger quotes, but still doesn’t make sense. She comes off as so desperate and thirsty.
Drinking game every time Angel says ‘our home in Colorado’ She again complains to Bobby about the ‘catfish’ thing and how Wendy added her two cents and laughed. I agree that was bitchy, but I can’t believe she’s going to bring this up to Gizelle and/or Wendy again.
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Ashley, Tia, Gizelle and Kei meet for lunch. Gizelle is celebrating some sort of milestone with ‘Reasonably Shady.’ Robyn does not want to participate and be filmed for Housewives. I’m assuming because she’s salty over being fired. Imagine that.
Can we stop trying to make Cookie happen? What is her exact role again? Karen’s ‘friend?’
Seems Chris Samuels knows her (same ‘social circle?’) and calls Cookie to bitch about Monique telling the girls what a terrible husband and partner he was. Which she has every right to do. You don’t want to be called out for being a douche bag? Then don’t be a douche bag.
Stacey is the source, since Chris is her ‘good friend’ and all. If you’re any type of girls’ girl you could plainly see Chris wasn’t a good husband to Monique. Women typically don’t tell stories that are embarrassing to them if they’re not true. Such as he never did anything for her on her birthday because he could’t bear for one day out of the year to not be all about him, and how she had sex with him then he dismissed her.
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Wendy meets with Monique. I always liked Monique. She had a good energy from what I recall. And she didn’t take shit. They discuss how they never really got to know each other since Monque’s blow-out with Candiace was Wendy’s first season.
Monique, girl you’re not missing out on much, believe me. The less you know Wendy, the better. They discuss Wendy and Karen’s falling out and gossip about Stacey.
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Stacey’s Thiemo is – odd. I almost thought maybe he was normal in their first scene when they met for dinner.
I see that he’s troubled with personality disorders galore, preventing him from acting normal.
It’s so sad for Stacey because it’s looking like she has a second guy in her second season that isn’t into her at all. Theimo seems so unpleasant.
As the enter their scene she’s begging him to smile. She reassures us in her yap how great their sex life is. No one asked.
Thiemo whines that he’s cold as they attend their daughter’s swim practice. I’m getting total pussy energy from this dude. How fucking cold can it be? There are kids swimming in an outdoor pool. Stacey is wearing a strapless dress. And this dude is COLD? What a stupid little girl he is.
Tia was randomly invited by Stacey. Thiemo continues to act like he wants to be anywhere else in the world but here.
Tia is in a tank top and not whining that she’s cold. She invites Stacey and Thiemo to have dinner with her and Wendy and their husbands.
They zoom in on Stacey making a weird face that kind of looks like it was a bad attempt at acting , an effort to look uncomfortable?
They make up that he’s going to be out of town because he has no interest in socializing with the Housewives and House Husbands. In his defense, you kind of can’t blame him. Especially with Wendy in attendance
What is with this dude’s constant gritting his teeth fake smile ??
He leaves, thank God. He’s so grinchy. If I were Stacey I would be telling him not to film if this is how you’re going to act.
Tia asks about her ‘friendship’ with Monique’s ex.
What I thought was curious is that Tia asks if he’s ever discussed his divorce with her, and she answers ‘no.’
However, I don’t have the time nor inclination to pull up the episode, but I believe when they were in Nevis and she was drilled about Chris, she specifically said they were both getting divorced (at that time) and they discussed and bonded over that. I’m paraphrasing, but that’s what was indicated.
So that was good catch. Yay me.
Stacey looks so uncomfortable every time Chris is mentioned. He should be drawing a paycheck as much as they talk about the worthless
She needs to stop lying, mainly because she’s a bad liar. She admits Tiemo does not really want to be around the group. And THAT I believe. That was clearly the truth.
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Gizelle prepares for her event. Grace is looking like a mini-Gizelle.
Who doesn’t see the Wendy and Eddie scenes and just think wow, you actually can’t afford any of these clothes (and home improvements) you’re flaunting around.
Who the hell wears an evening gown to go to a basic restaurant?
Wendy’s energy towards her fellow Nigerian, Tia is a 180 from her energy towards Nneka. Is it because of anything having to do with Nneka? Or was it because Wendy is a miserable twat. Remember how she got so completely offended when Nneka dared to mention she’s met her?
I think she got such a hard time from viewers in the way she treated Nneka, and that’s why beginning last season we started seeing this new ‘improved’ and a little less unlikable version. A LITTLE.
Her insecurity was definitely showing in the way she treated Nneka.
Wendy and Eddie love the ‘we’ve known each other since we were seventeen.’ Good for you. No one cares. By forty-two, you’ll both be in jail.
We start to talk Stacey. Wendy feels slighted that she wanted to introduce her weirdass husband/ex-husband to Tia and not Wendy.
And you know she doesn’t care at all really. Wendy calls her. That was awkward.
They catch her lying about Temu’s whereabouts. Can I just him that? Because I feel like he’s the ‘Temu’ of men, other than my ex-husband OF COURSE. THAT goes without saying.
She knows Tia is there. She did not recall he said he’s leaving the country the following day? Now she’s saying he ‘just flew in’ today. So yesterday he was leaving the country, now the following evening, he’s just getting back. So confused.
Tia puts her in her place when she blames her for all her lies and contradictions.
Really, Wendy believe me, you don’t need to be in a hurry to meet him. Although they may get along because they have same scowl on their face constantly.
Does its really matter exactly who said what to Angel in Nevis?
Clearly Wendy and Gizelle were in cahoots with that attack on her to point out she does a lot of filtering of her photos. As if that’s a big deal. They all do that. If we want to pick on her, I’d focus more on ‘our house in Colorado’ every five minutes and bragging about her husband ‘sending her $5,000’ to shop in an island village.
I think maybe she has a complex about renting a house, so she has to keep reminding us she has a ‘house in Colorado.’
When they play the scene, Gizelle definitely started it and had her minion Wendy chime in. Angel is worried about the intricate details of every word and who said what. Why? Who cares. Also it’s’ old news and time for her to get over it and drop it. Her husband even tells her that but she doesn’t care.
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As promised Angel again confronts Gizelle about her ‘catfish’ accusation. I guess no one talked her out of it. Gizelle is immediately annoyed. I don’t blame her because why is she bitching at her about Wendy. Go bitch at Wendy about Wendy.
Love Hotel guys are trying to capitalize on their their three minutes of fame. We don’t need to see this Wally dude do we? Ashley was clearly just there to pick up a paycheck.
Wendy and Eddie are dressed like they’re in a very formal wedding.
Stacey’s friendship with that Vivien is now over because she sold the same dress to Ashley as she did to her.
Tia expresses her annoyance with Stacey. Stacey seems unimpressed and unfazed and gives her a ‘Bravo’ for doing her Housewife duties.
I don’t think it was a “Bravo Bravo Bravo” type bravo, if you get my drift.
She gets confronted by Kei over her reporting to Chris, Monique’s marriage greiveances.
I don’t know what was going on with that literal game of telephone between Cookie, Chris and Kei, but it all seems a little curious.
Of course this entitled selfish man-child would interpret ‘bad sex’ from what Monique was explaining. That he would be fake nice to her when he wanted her to put out, then as soon as she did he would go back to being his miserable self. That’s not really ‘bad sex.’ The sex was probably fine or mediocre. Bad sex is when a guy can’t finish or start the job. That’s not what she was saying.
Stacey denies telling Chris this, and points her finger, literally at Cookie, who wasn’t even there for the conversation.
