They want Stacey to be embarrassed that she hit up an ex House Husband. I’m assuming he wasn’t interested.
I’m sure you’re all aware that we’re getting Monique back, as a ‘friend’ so I’m assuming she’s having a big big problem with this. I don’t why, if they’re divorced.
It’s the tale as old as time. ‘I don’t want him, (or her) but I don’t want anyone else to have him (or her) either.’
But I get it. It does make Stacey’s reconciliation with her ex a little questionable if she was reaching out to football players trying to get dates two seconds before she decided to get back with her husband.
Stacey goes into this diatribe at how she adores him, he’s a great guy and that they’re ‘good friends.’ Men and women are not ‘good friends.’ Ever.
She makes it seem like they innocently commiserated about ‘having gone through a divorce.’ As if that’s so uncommon in this day and age.
She seems uncomfortable, so I would say, yes she hit on him. I’m just hoping when he declined, she backed off.
Ashley lets her know Chris is also saying she was interested in being more than friends. She still denies it and says he’s lying basically. She ought not have said that. That’s going to come back to bite her.
Gizelle still refuses to admit she’s in a relationship with her football guy, and refers to him as merely ‘a date.’ We find out later that’s not true.
She asks Stacey if she’s ever met Monique. Met the ex of the dude she was trying to get with? No, she hasn’t.
Gizelle and Ashley. I need to combine these two busybody ho’s because they’re one in the same. Noting really flows with their names. Gashley? Ashlelle??
How about Azzy?? Gizzy and Ashley.
I did compliment Gizelle’s short teal dress last week, but I changed my mind. It looks cheaper than what I thought, and it’s way too short and young. Ashley’s is still horrific.
They have a little surprise impromptu birthday celly for Wendy. I get the cake and some sweets, but why all of this food when they literally just ate dinner?
K doesn’t want to hang for the little ‘party’ because she and Wendy are at odds, she’s sick of Jassi, and she’s tired of it and over it.
The group thinks without K around, that Angel is more sociable and pleasant. I guess we did see her demeanor sort of change after K left.
I feel like that’s always a thing when they bring a longtime friend on.
Obviously when the ‘friend’ is around, the new friend feels like they have to kind of latch onto her.
Rachel Maddow Tia? Really?
Jassi gets asked about her player’s (football and ‘player’) indiscretions in the past, and if she’s worried about it moving forward.
I will give my take on that, happily. Yes. You should be worried. Be very worried. Once a cheater, always a cheater. And what exactly goes through women’s brains when they actually think THEY’RE not going to be getting cheated on, when they get with a known HABITUAL cheater. Then they act surprised. And blame everyone else.
If I’m following this correctly, the dude had a friggin’ baby with his ex while they were together. As in the baby was created WHILE he was in a relationship with Jassi.
Ashley are you really the one to weigh in here? Just sit this one out.
I forgot to mention they’re playing one of their infamous Housewife ‘games’ and asking each other embarrassing or put-on-the-spot type questions.
Angel looks concerned as hers is presented. Actually more scared. I feel like she talks these big talks in her yaps, but she’s very intimidated by these girls.
She’s asked who she would kill in the room.
She answers Gizelle. Don’t blame her.
Gizelle was being such a fucking dick about these stupid photo-shopped posts.
They have a few laughs and that’s that. But we know even happy light-hearted moments always turn into a thing.
Did you notice that Wendy is the only one that uses Keiarna’s full name?
And she says it with such utter disdain. She did last season too. She’s never liked this girl, so not sure why K is under the impression that they were friends.
Angel hugs everyone and seems to be in the ‘clique.’ She’s very excited at being ‘accepted.’ Of course she’s not really accepted, but it’s cute that she thinks that.
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Next morning, after Angel consulted with K in their room the previous night when she left the group addressing her grievance with Gizelle and seemed to have moved past it, she’s mad again.
Gizelle WAS being an asshole, I don’t blame her, but now it’s going to be a whlole thing that K cranked her up again.
Angel speaks to Gizzy in tears, and talks about being a new mom, and she thought Gizelle was more mature that this. I guess she never watched the show.
Gizelle expresses confusion as to why everything seemed okay last night. She denies her accusations of over-filtering being mean-spirited.
She attempts to commiserate about being a new mom, and not feeling your prettiest, but for me it falls flat and is very disingenuous, as Gizelle normally is.
Angel accepts the apology, she says.
I don’t know that Angel said she felt body-shamed, but her looks were being addressed. That’s Gizelle’s defense. ‘I didn’t even body shame her.’
One thing I am confused about and to each their own, but isn’t her youngest a year and a half? Does she need to still be breastfeeding? Those are the biggest milk boobs I’ve ever seen in my life. I didn’t even think that was possible. Sorry I had to get that off my chest. No pun intended.
Gizelle is wearing a very hideous mumu. I love K’s cover up.
Wendy tries to sound so wise and reasonable (please) and expresses confusion at how Angel is upset about the petty ridicule of her filtering.
Wendy the thief and fraud, how about you shut IT? If someone was picking on your looks you would lose your fucking mind. Angel was right, Wendy was so insecure about herself after Season 1 of watching herself back on TV, she did a complete overhaul of her entire face and body.
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They visit Alexander Hamilton’s childhood home. Did I know he lived in Nevis for a time? No I did not.
Angel IS a little confusing. One second she’s all gangster and mad as hell, the next second she’s hugging everyone, and the next second she’s crying and begging for acceptance.
This is why they’re giving her a hard time.
She tries to tell Jassi she was actually still pissed off previous night when she actually came off quite jovial after she called out Gizelle for being a rude bitch.
Why not say ‘yeah I joked around saying I wanted to kill Gizelle, but I was still really annoyed about it. She’s not getting off that easy’
She needs to learn to make sense.
It turns out K did get her all cranked up again and reminded her of Gizelle’s rudeness.
I guess one might say that it’s cute how much Angel talks about her husband lovingly, however it’s usually superficial type shit.
Such as “Bobby sent me $5,000 to go shopping!!”
First of all, they’re going shopping for souvenirs and trinkets in the island village.
Second of all, in this year of our Lord 2025, why does he need to ‘send’ her money. He didn’t send her on this trip with money already in their account for shopping? Seems like a little bit of a control thing going on.
Buy some ‘artwork?’ You’re going to take ‘artwork’ on a plane? And you think there are $3,000 paintings in the village? I can’t with this girl. I have to even take Wendy’s side here.
Tell us you grew up poor without telling us you grew up poor.
She sounds foolish and shallow. We all know NFL players make a shit ton of money. Calm down.
Does she not know of the curse of every Housewife that bragged about money and material things like this? She needs to look into it. And she needs to put those milk boobs away.
I see Wendy isn’t treating this season’s fellow Nigerian like fucking crap? Guess she learned her lesson.
Nneka probably is laughing her ass off at Wendy’s arrest. I still can’t get over that. What a dumb ass.
Wendy is sick. Too bad. I feel soooooo bad.
Pretty sure Angel felt stupid bragging about her 5g when they arrived to these little local cabin stores selling T-shirts and handmade jewelry.
Not sure if she’s going to find any ‘artwork.’ Fucking Moron.
Now she’s bragging at how Bobby wants sex from her the second she gets home. She seems very much like a pick-me, trying really hard to impress these ladies. And very defined by this man. It’s giving low self-esteem.
I’m trying to like her but she’s weird. Her whole delivery is so strange.
Who texts their husband ‘sex?’ And that’s it? Can she not write a sentence?
Stacey then decides she’s doing the same with her old/new husband. He’s confused.
Then she sends a pic and it doesn’t go well. Apparently they don’t joke around about having sex. It’s very serious.
He tells her she must have the wrong number. Apparently she likes dudes that aren’t attracted to her.
That was embarrassing. She looks mortified. Not sure who should be more embarrassed, Stacey failing at being flirty with her husband/ex-husband or Angel bragging about 5g to buy souvenirs and handmade jewelry.
I wonder how much of the $5000 she has left? Probably $4,995.
Stacey tries to say what’s-his-name was joking and uses the old ‘European sense of humor’ reasoning.
If they’re supposed to be trying to rekindle the romance in their marriage, then I would think ‘you have the wrong number’ would be the last thing he would say to a flirty text and selfie.
She keeps trying to make excuses for him. First he was joking, now they don’t talk to each other like that.
Or, he’s not attracted to her and/or has no sense of humor.
It’s dinner and let’s see what shady antics go down.
Angel probably shouldn’t bring attention to herself or she’s going to get dragged for the shopping allowance comment.
I like how they’re ‘should we take Wendy food? Nah!! She can order something!’ Doubt they don’t have Door Dash in Nevis.
Angel gets asked about her contradictory and confusing behavior. Again.
Jassi and K bicker about whatever they’re bickering about. Who has the douchiest man, I guess is their beef.
K and Jassi really want another season, because these two are working overtime to be loud and pick fights.
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