First ep after a two whole week holiday hiatus! Still doing the Texas thing.
They’re planning a little birthday-fun activity for Karen, of painting her. Not painting HER but painting her.
I’m getting a little suspicious of how she and Gizelle are getting along so well, with everything seemingly hunky dory between them. Maybe this season, her story line will be that she doesn’t have one, and doesn’t need one. If you think about it there are other housewives that seem to pull this off – not having some fabricated messy drama, and have managed to stay on for years – Candiace, Kyle on Beverly Hills are a few examples.
Gizelle has also pulled it off, but year I guess she felt pressured, so she concocted that ‘Chris made me uncomfortable’ nonsense. Which she got quite dragged for, so lesson learned I hope.
I don’t trust bitches that order ‘sweet’ drinks. Makes sense that it’s Wendy’s beverage of choice.
Ashley’s mom taught her how to play quarters. Why is THAT not at all surprising? She opens up to Gizelle, about how she refused to go to her mom’s house because she’s still with this loser dude that cheats, lies causes constant drama, and doesn’t have a penny. HUH. Is his name Doug Thomas?
Ladies, lose the losers!!!! I lost mine finally FOR GOOD !!! Someone else can be the old timer’s mood manager, and I know just the bitch for the job! She wanted it, she got it!!! The ugly ho seems to have a lot more free time on her hands than I do!
Ya definitely need free time, to babysit a 200 pound toddler 24/7.
Ashley sort of phrases in a more tasteful way, but basically says in her yap, that watching her mom navigate and tolerate this fucked up relationship, with a fucking man-child lying cheating LOSER, taught her to marry well.
Does she really think viewers don’t see through her gold digging ass? Or doesn’t she care?
We had temporarily dropped the ‘shrine’ argument between Wendy and Nneka, but itseems to be picking up again.
She convinced Mia and Karen at the distillery that there are ‘good shrines’ in Catholicism, so her mom wasn’t being at all offensive towards Nneka when she said she is ‘praying against her’ and submitted her name to a shrine. Because it was ‘the good shrine.’ And praying against someone isn’t necessarily bad, right Wendy?? Wow. Four degrees.
I just want to point out and remind you all, never once in the what, five years that she’s been a Housewife, has she mentioned her religion at all, and being this devout Catholic. I just can’t stand the fakery, and the portraying of someone that you’re not.
Mia relays Wendy’s tale to Nneka, in an attempt to defend the shit that her mom was saying to her.
In which they were all sitting there like “oh thanks for the clarification – I didn’t know that, thanks Wendy, for setting us straight.”
Please.
They sounded like numb skulls. While there may be validity in what she was saying regarding various connotations of the word, unless you’re a God dang retard, the context in which her cra cra mom used it in, was NOT referring to ‘the good shrine.’
Fuck.
You could even tell from Wendy’s fucking face she knew she was full of horse shit.
Nneka shoots this down, and points out how she first claimed that the shrine shit was never said, and now she’s letting them know that there are ‘positive shrines.’
Wendy’s mom is in the hospital, she shares with Karen.
Maybe Nneka should ‘pray against her’ but in a completely positive way.
I guess I shouldn’t joke about her mom being hospitalized, but I am, it didn’t seem serious. I mean the exploratory ‘procedure’ she was having to determine the cause of belly pain was ten minutes long. She probably just needs to shit. Maybe she’s having shit pains because she feels guilty.
Candiace in her yap, points out, and I agree, it’s not fair of Wendy to be using this minor ‘procedure’ as a way to deflect what Nneka is telling them that this woman said about her.
Candiace does try to be fair and diplomatic. Wendy is her show bestie, and she’s seeing how Wendy is exploiting the situation in order to deflect from what her mom did and said.
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So it’s Karen painting time. And what is happening?? A good time was had by all? Am I really saying that? They’re all laughing and carrying on, and you know, we need more of this. I wasn’t bored. It was entertaining. Karen had an excellent sense of humor about all of the depictions of her.
Karen was really happy there was no one killing the other on her birthday — yet.
Dinner and drag show are the evening’s festies.
Dear dear dear sweet not too smart shallow gold digging Ashley Darby, here is what I want to say to you:
The drag community is not ‘under attack.’ We’re literally are living in an era where anything goes, and all peoples are accepted, for the most part, by most. Of course there are always going to be closed minded assholes. But overall, most people wouldn’t bat an eye if a man walked by them dressed in drag. Yeah you might do a double take, if you’re not used to it. but you wouldn’t freak out.
What’s ‘under attack’ naive weirdo brainwashed Ashley, are drag shows being performed for CHILDREN, and this behavior being pushed on them.
Because there’s no reason for it. It’s not for them. Just like R rated movies are not for children, sexy lingerie, or sex toy stores are not for children. Porn is not for children. Playboy and similar magazines are not for children.
Would she want her children exposed to any of the above?
Please give me an example of drag queens being under ‘attack.’ What is under attack are average law abiding citizens.
Research in your spare time, Trashley, of which I am sure you have a lot of.
She brings up the Tennesse thing, but please see in the very first fucking paragraph of below article, the state was against them being performed ‘where children are present.’ So in other words they don’t want them held in a public park where kids most likely are. Fine for them to be held in nightclubs, bars or specialty venues — for adults
I’m sure reading and comprehending is something that’s not her strong suit.
And for the record, I don’ take issue with drag shows. And anyone that does, just don’t go to them.
They’re not appropriate for children. And anyone that can sit there and say they think it’s fine, and knows what a drag show is, needs to get some mental evaluation, and maybe they have very deep and problematic issues that they should look into. It’s adult entertainment. Period.
My opinion about Mia being so dead set against Gordon going after the money that he feels that he is owed from his family, after he got ousted from the business, is because they were doing something sketchy and she doesn’t want it brought to light. I think to support the lifestyle she needed to maintain, they were using funds that they should not have been. When you’re already living in a very expensive area, $10,000 month rent may have made them have to take desperate measures.
She’s trying to act as if she’s trying to be all self-righteous, like she doesn’t want to fight with his family over money, and doesn’t care about money. I am calling extreme bullshit on that.
Well guess who’s the one to start shit at dinner?? Ashley, as per usual. And guess who she goes after? Candiace, as per usual.
Dear Bravo, we are over the Ashley vs Candiace thing. It’s old, it’s stale, it’s tired. I know it’s Housewives and everything, and it’s not serious. But it’s so hard to take anything coming out of Ashley’s pie hole seriously.
Candiace was bitching on social media last year after the season wrapped, about Robyn being quiet about Juan’s cheating. I think she felt a certain kind of way about this, because of how Chris got dragged through the mud as Gizelle’s ‘poor me, all the boys are tryna to get with me’ story line.
So the fact that Juan’s ACTUAL discretions, that didn’t get addressed, so as not to embarrass Robyn, so that they could take down HER husband for NOTHING, didn’t make her too happy. So Candiace has every right to be pissed off about it. Ashley is simply being messy, completing her Housewife assignment, and not being authentic. Also, this is for Robyn to address, not Ashley.
And whatever, they’re all lippy on social media about each other. They’re all lippy in their yaps about each other. It’s what we do.
“The rules can’t change because of social media. The line is always moving.”
Well, valid, whether ya like her or not. So according to the GEB, you can bash families all you want during filming, but nope, we draw the line at Twitter.
Robyn leaves the table.
I know it’s the Housewife thing to do, to call and cry to your husband when there’s the typical vaca arguments, but I kind of think Robyn needs to avoid doing this. Every other fucking husband can at least pretend to be supportive and say something complimentary and empathetic for two fucking minutes when the cameras are rolling.
But Juan? What does he do?? He screams at her, calls her names, and hangs up on her.
He’s such a douchey, douchey fucking rude crude dude. He reminds me of my ex. Could never be supportive, and sweet, about anything, ever, if it wasn’t about him.
Everything is all about him, and what HE needs. If it’s not important to him, it’s not important.
Oh and I LOVE how she calls him FaceTime, and he has it off. And plays dumb when she asks about it. This dude. I can’t fathom why she keeps putting up with this waste of space.
“What are you doing?”
“Uhhhhh laundry, like folding clothes.”
Sure you are, Juan. Sure you are. I’m so sure you are sitting there ‘folding clothes’ while your wife is out of town. Jesus.
He starts yelling at her to be the bigger person for once. He always sounds so fucking angry. Why is he always so angry?? Someone that’s getting laid so much should be in a better mood. I know this Housewife shit is annoying, but stop sounding SO FUCKING ANGRY.
Can you even imagine being a dude walking around yelling at and degrading women??
Why don’t they yell at and degrade other men?? That’s a question for someone that I know is reading this, so feel free to answer in the comments. He won’t answer. Coward. Just like Juan. A Coward.
She says in her yap that she just wanted him to listen. Yeah, well give that up, Robyn. You remarried this fucking jackass. I don’t even wanna hear her whining about it. I do feel bad for her, but at the same time, it was her choice.
Karen gets a birthday treat of Gizelle bootying on her. Who wouldn’t want that for a birthday treat?
Off to the see the queens!! (who are currently ‘under attack’ as Ashley keeps mumbling under her breath as if to subliminally convince you of this, in case you’re not capable of using this new internet thing to do our own research, if it doesn’t sound quite right to you.)
I kind of love how they’re all putting differences aside, and celebrating Karen’s milestone birthday.
The triple twenty, the big 6 – 0 – It’s a big deal! And she does look great!
