I don’t get this total shock factor of Angel not having ten women staying in her six bedroom house.
Two of them are babies/toddler rooms, and one is a man cave, and the fourth is Angel’s room. That leaves two bedrooms to house all of these ladies. You think they wouldn’t be bitching about THAT??
Having said that, Angel should have set the expectation. Did they really think her house had ten fucking bedrooms??
So we left last week with Angel telling them to drop their bull shit or get out.
I’m paraphrasing but that was the gist.
Do we really think that this chick would seriously say to a Realtor “I want a house that looks $14g/month, and I only want to pay $1,000/month.”
Could she possibly have said that as a joke? In what world would she think this is possible?
Angel is now coming out and claiming that she spoke with this Realtor who allegedly said this, and denied she ever spoke to Wendy.
Angel knows the Realtor who allegedly said this, and describes her as disgruntled because she couldn’t find them a property.
Stacey strongly suggest she call her to iron it out, and Angel refuses.
I feel like the smarter route here is to say she may have said that as a joke.
Wendy points out that Stacey refused to call TJ on the spot to clear her name.
Whatever.
They head to her deck to do yoga. I’m not loving Angel’s outfit, but she seems to be.
I think it’s odd how she sat on that big box in her four inch heels, and sort of went through the motions but didn’t really participate.
Gizelle whines about not having a private bathroom.
She’s being so very extra with Angel. I get Housewives being messy, I get keeping things moving, I even get the snarky comments. I can live without them but I get it. We just need to roll with it at this point.
Having said that, Gizelle is being really really mean-spirited to this girl, to the point of it being uncomfortable to watch.
Gizelle doubles down to Monique and Ashley that she simply CANNOT sleep in a single bed for a few nights.
Can you even fathom being like this?
Because I’m trying to see all sides, I think it’s strange to be taking two of the girls to her house, and the rest are in the rental.
And I also think it was bad planning that the house is over an hour away.
Angel and her chosen two, depart and it’s about .02 seconds until they’re all bitching about her and expressing not approving of the accommodations, and not having their own individual toilets.
Who shits three times a day? No, Ashley that’s not ‘cleaning out.’ That’s IBS.
I don’t get everyone in the rental being so ANNOYED at being ‘separated’ from Angel when they can’t fucking stand her??
They need to shut the hell up on this whole thing about the girls’ trips being ‘magical’ when they spend time together.
Wendy how long have you been at this? Ya all practically kill each other over dinner and/or afterwards. There’s no fucking ‘magic.’ Like, what are you saying woman?? Do you know?
Tia in her yap admits to not being as excited as she’s acting to be the ‘chosen one.’
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Angel plans a bougie outdoor dinner at her ‘Colorado house’ that we’ve heard so much about.
At this point Angel can’t do anything fucking right. The ambience, the food, the drinks, like it doesn’t matter at this point how spectacular it is. They’re committed to pissing and moaning.
The whining about the distance is getting tiring. It’s not like these bitches have to drive themselves.
Monique breaks down how the trips work in reference to the hosting. The network pays for everything which I think we knew, but it’s up to the ‘host’ to get with production to plan and organize the activities and what-not.
Thanks Monique, but nothing so far seem out of sync with production. You guys just want to bitch about everything imaginable.
Monique thinks that Bobby is possibly an asshole, and that could be attributing to her moodiness.
I think it’s more these bitches, but okay Monique. Let’s not project. I’m not saying Bobby isn’t an asshole, I’m sure he is, but I just haven’t seen any blaring red flags yet.
Usually the House Husbands that are complete douche bags you can immediately see it. The camera is on them for a second, and it’s clear.
Between the douchey shit they say, and that hollow empty look in their beady eyes, I can tell. I didn’t see that with Bobby.
I called Kei’s guy being an arrogant piece of shit when he uttered his first sentence last season, not to brag.
They arrive at Angel’s house. She seems like she went above and beyond with the food and beverages. She really does want the audience and the ladies to be impressed.
Bobby greets everyone and seems semi-pleasant but he does feel salty at the way they’ve been treating Angel, especially a certain two, and you can’t really blame him.
There are some dudes seated around the fire, who clearly have been briefed on the rudeness and attitude that’s been extended towards Angel, and decide they’re going to act dismissive.
Normally I would of course think that’s pretty douchey behavior, but in this case I’m kind of like – whatever. They owe these women nothing. I GUESS they could have said ‘hi’ at the bare minimum, but they didn’t even seem to want bothered with that.
Actions have consequences. You get what you put out.
I get it, it’s Housewives’ job to be pissy and messy to the new girl, but they should be prepared for possible repercussions.
And the repercussion here is that her husband hates you and told his little friends to ignore you.
Having said that, I think it’s so weird and pick-me that she introduces the one dude as an “ultra-high net worth wealth advisor.” Who the hell says that??
Some of her desperate-to-impress commentary reminds me of Amanda on Beverly Hills, “look at my Chanel bag…”
She’s literally introducing these dudes like they’re some kind of Gods or something. Angel comes off as being subservient to men.
These over-the-top introductions and accolades of these dudes are totally unnecessary and fucking whack. You want to talk about things being whack, Gizelle, that was whack.
As soon as they sit down to dinner and start shoveling their faces with mac and cheese, they go in on Angel, telling her hostessing sucked earlier, and bitching about the house being so far away, and of course the water, which is a justifiable complaint.
It’s funny how this is taking place two seconds after wondering why the husband and his buddies are giving them the brush-off.
That gets dropped for now. Stacey and Tia get into whatever their grievances are.
Her omissions about how well she knows Chris Samuels comes up.
At least the heat being on Stacey now, gets Angel off of the hook. Stacey still denies reporting back to Chris what Monique said about him, but I think she totally told him.
Monique, I believe is embellishing, but tells Stacey Chris called his attorney and called it ‘defamation’ because Monique told a story of feeling used for sex by him, and their custody agreement could be affected. Oh stop.
How is that ‘defamation?’
Stacey’s reaction is very odd. She repeats “I hate that for you.”
She TOTALLY is the one that called him.
Tomorrow’s festies include a private jet trip to Aspen.
OMG not Kemo Sabe. Angel refers to it as a ‘celeb haven.’ Of course that’s why climber Kyle Richards likes it.
I think we get a Mario cameo right? Lucky us.
Kei suggests a ‘pajama party’ the following night with all the ladies under one roof. Angel looks immediately distressed.
And OF COURSE that turns into a whole fucking thing, because Angel has the audacity to say she has to make sure Bobby is okay putting the kids to bed.
She promptly tells them that they need to leave and head back to their quarters.
You would have thought she would have left them in the house for a nightcap or so something. That was strange.
Cameras catch her asking Bobby if she can stay in the other house, and he doesn’t want that, and she doesn’t help matters by saying she doesn’t want to do that either.
She complains in her yap that she’s ‘a breastfeeding mother’ so the night away is inconvenient.
I have a little Housewife food for thought tidbit, with her mentioning that, and saying some past Housewives struggle when they had babies.
Don’t be a Housewife until your youngest is in school. It’s too much, and these ladies don’t give a fuck about your breastfeeding, and that you have a baby to take care of. They just don’t.
And I’ve also noticed that they play the ‘baby card’ when convenient.
So let Tia and Kei stay at t he house with no running water, and Angel stay back with her kids. Again, I hate to beat a dead horse, but they can’t even stand her!
They need her around, why? So they can beat up on her??
And if Monique is supposedly so empathetic about Angel having a Chris-like or whatever husband to deal with, then why’s she being pushy and telling her “he’s a dad, just tell him he can do it…”
So did Angel address the water issue? Because they claim now there is none. You would think they would have clarified that before they headed back.
It’s easy for Tia and Kei to say it’s no big deal, the water thing, when they’re not the ones experiencing it. I would be pissed off too.
Gizelle is supposedly seriously now, looking for somewhere else to stay.
Jassi had made herself a ‘source’ of sorts to Angel and is reporting back to her everything that’s being said about her, including Monique’s claims that Bobby reminds her of Chris.
In all fairness as far as him dealing with their one and two year old at bedtime, he is caring for them all day. I’m not seeing a nanny or any type of child care help.
The fact that she had to run that by him, is not a sign of a controlling husband.
But this all remains to be seen.
