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Real Housewives of Potomac 2/16/25 – Reunion Part 1 – Boobs and Birthdays
Starting off with Karen being interviewed in her home sans makeup. I guess that’s supposed to tell us how distraught she is so we feel sorry for her. Oh NOWWW she’s accepting responsibility. This lady is too much. “Do you know who I am? This will never touch me.” With her wig ready to fall

Real Housewives of Potomac Finale – 2/2/25 – It’s a Dog Eat Dog World
What the literal fuck is wrong with Karen? Before I get into that, I reluctantly wanted to point out how absolutely stunning she looked in the scene. Her skin was glowing. Not a wrinkle or a crinkle in sight. This must’ve been some really fresh Botox. And that contouring? Looks like she spent hours in

Real Housewives of Potomac 1/5/25 – Cry Me a River
“Releasing balloons into the atmosphere is illegal.” Oh Karen. Karen Karen Karen. That name definitely suits you. This woman is entertaining in a second-hand embarrassment kind of way, and for that reason she will always have a place on Bravo, as long as she can speak. Mia’s funny. Girl you had no intention of getting

Real Housewives of Potomac 12/1/24 – It’s Spidey Time!
Getting to recap Potomac this week finally. I’ve missed this one also for a few weeks. Trampy Mia is very proud that it’s possible that she may have three children to three different dads instead of three children to two different dads. How do you think this child feels with all of this playing out?

Real Housewives of Potomac 11/10/24 – WenDAY is ForTAY and HAPPAY??
Picking up with Stacey addressing Karen needing to go to rehab and Mia supposedly telling her she’s taking her?? Like what?? Again, as I’ve been saying in my OC recaps about Shannon, I thought every mature reasonably intelligent adult nowadays knows that you don’t force and bully somebody to go to rehab. Mia can shut

Real Housewives of Potomac 11/3/24 – I Wear My Sunglasses Inside…
I never heard of graduation being referred to as a ‘cap and gown ceremony.’ Is that a Potomac thing? A new thing? Gizelle is late to the trip since the twins are graduating. “Marriage can be temporary, but ink is permanent?” It’s sad we’re in an error of saying things like ‘marriage is just temporary.’