“Releasing balloons into the atmosphere is illegal.” Oh Karen. Karen Karen Karen. That name definitely suits you. This woman is entertaining in a second-hand embarrassment kind of way, and for that reason she will always have a place on Bravo, as long as she can speak. Mia’s funny. Girl you had no intention of getting

Getting to recap Potomac this week finally. I’ve missed this one also for a few weeks. Trampy Mia is very proud that it’s possible that she may have three children to three different dads instead of three children to two different dads. How do you think this child feels with all of this playing out?

Picking up with Stacey addressing Karen needing to go to rehab and Mia supposedly telling her she’s taking her?? Like what?? Again, as I’ve been saying in my OC recaps about Shannon, I thought every mature reasonably intelligent adult nowadays knows that you don’t force and bully somebody to go to rehab. Mia can shut

I never heard of graduation being referred to as a ‘cap and gown ceremony.’ Is that a Potomac thing? A new thing? Gizelle is late to the trip since the twins are graduating. “Marriage can be temporary, but ink is permanent?” It’s sad we’re in an error of saying things like ‘marriage is just temporary.’

“From the kiddie pool to the dating pool I’m ready to dive in.” Now Bravo tagline writers, that is so inappropriate. Don’t these bitches have any say or have the brains to refuse them? Comparing playing with her two small sons to banging dudes? I don’t even know what to say. Beginning of this ep

Picking up at Karen’s party. Mia ran to the bathroom and returned to the table suddenly perfectly fine. Karen and Gizelle half-heartedly apologize. Mia is kind of missing the point with the girls saying she “didn’t protect her kids.” It’s just a more eloquent way of saying that her behavior hasn’t been very motherly. Is