You’ve heard that Gretchen is baaaa-ack.
Shannon is in a new rental.
Heather and Terry joke about having sex. Euuw.
I heard they sold the house in Beverly that they just bought like two years ago that they were supposedly renovating to live in. Some made up ‘misunderstanding’ about the reno costs. Still don’t know why they sold that other house. Yeah it was huge AF, but they do still have kids at home. I can see selling it when they’ve all officially moved out. Heather seems to be bored, and this is her hobby.
Katie is looking at new Beemers with Shannon.
They rehash last season’s babysitting issue. Namely, when her young adult daughter was watching Emily’s kids, and they said they didn’t like Heather.
It was really trivial and kind of funny, but here we are, one year later STILL crying about it.
Katie talked to Emily’s previous sitter who she claims contacted her to tell her Kylie was right, they do hate Heather and had made similar comments to her.
I just don’t think her daughter would have repeated that if one of the kids didn’t say it.
So again, I already see, due to her past of being ‘a poor’ – Katie is going to be getting treated like this inferior idiotic raggedy commoner.
I think there is some big blow up coming later from Katie, and I’m sure it’s over this non-issue that Big Emily just COULD NOT let it go. She needs a hobby. Maybe she should start buying mansions and pretending to remodel them.
Okay so Kylie then talked to a podcaster about the whole thing and Big Emily is just SO MAD about that. SO MAD. But you know, this is a show and she needs a thing to be mad about.
Gina and Travis bought a much bigger house together, or just Gina bought it, because she went to Bali and found out she was making decisions out of fear, or something like that.
Forewarning: She posted a TikTok letting us know that she made some bad wardrobe choices again this season. I like her ability so laugh at herself. Everyone should try to have that trait. When you do something stupid and idiotic, just say oh, that was stupid and idiotic of me.
Gina and Emily chat about Katie and her daughter as if the world is coming to an end over this.
Emily has been on my screen for all of 30 seconds and she’s already annoying the piss out of me, with her big lip and chubby chin on the floor pretending to be extremely put off.
Stop.
How is it ‘shit talking her children’ to repeat that they said they don’t like a woman, who is known for being vile, obnoxious, fake and unfriendly? How is that ‘shit talking’ them? Emily literally NO ONE cares that they said this. I keep saying ‘they.’ I forget which one of them said this. Was it her daughter?
It actually is funny, and shows that they’re smart.
What’s funnier, is I’m sure the comment was based off of what they were overhearing FROM EMILY talking to Shane, or the other ladies.
But we can’t say that, so we’re going to torment this 20 – 21 year old girl over it, and put her mom in this impossible position. You know, for fun. And money.
“As if it’s real, which it’s not…” Gina. Stop. It. Way to make sound like it’s totally obvi that it’s true. Moron. Gina is a fucking moron.
I really can’t stand any type of last season’s carry-over bull shit.
And of course Emily forgets about how she was terrorizing Katie at the reunion over briefly not having custody of her kids ten years ago when she was struggling and homeless.
But Big Fat Pig Emily Married Well Simpson, is traumatized over THIS? Please. I can’t stand Emily. Can you tell??
Hearing this entitled whale discuss this with Gina in this overly-serious tone of voice like someone DIED over it, is so excruciating. Her kids don’t even give a fuck Kylie told everyone. They’re probably like ‘good, now she knows.’ You would think Emily would feel that way too.
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Back to Heather and this house remodel debacle. Is there any reason they didn’t just stay in that house that they spent like five years custom building? Heather seems to thrive off of the chaos of moving constantly for some fucking reason.
And you can so tell that Terry fucking hates this, but isn’t allowed to say that. Why? Because he’s afraid of her. He totally wanted to stay in the other house.
Poor little guy.
This whole story about the work being like ten times more than the estimate sounds SO made up. I think Heather just got bored with this project or decided she didn’t like the house. So basically all of that money they made from that sale they’re putting into having various residences and renovating old houses to never live in? Thought she wanted to sell that hotel house because it was too much ‘work?’ I’m so confused. I know Terry wants to smack her. Giving up that view was pure stupidity.
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One of Emily’s twin boys has an eating disorder it seems, in the way he is picky and never wants to eat. No he definitely doesn’t take after Emily.
He doesn’t ike anything so he doesn’t eat. That’s a new one. Emily’s more worried he’s going to be made fun of than his health. Typical.
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Not Tamra and her autism shit. Give me a fucking break. She got ripped a new one on social media when she rolled this shit out on her stupid podcast last year.
Is this her excuse for acting like a dick wad constantly?
So real people that actually suffer from this disorder don’t use it as an excuse for being psycho, but who does? Tamra ‘Judge’ does. Judge being the last name of Eddie’s previous boss, or boyfriend.
Tamra doesn’t even look like herself with all the work she’s getting done, and those huge fake teeth.
I love how we’ re saying ‘the spectrum’ now which automatically I guess means the autism spectrum.
There are a lot of disorders to be ‘on the spectrum’ of, not just autism.
Great job, fake therapist, putting this shit in her head. Now it’s her excuse for being stupid, and an all-around terrible human.
She cries to her therapist over how the public went nuts when she pulled this fakery out to gain sympathy.
She also uses this as an excuse for her daughter not talking to her, and for being an evil cunt and treating the few friends she has like crap for money on reality TV. It’s like this all-inclusive excuse for her.
Is that a symptom of autism? Never heard that one.
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So Jenn is still with Ryan huh?
She’s not talking to Tamra of course because she’s, you know ‘autistic.’ Insert eye roll here.
Having said that, I do think Ryan was and most likely still is, up to some sketchy shit job-wise.
It took him him ten minutes of word salad to tell people what he did for work last season.
They’re planning a beach side wedding possibly in swimwear. Tamra is supposedly not invited. For now anyway.
Jenn reiterates how Tamra had some sort of crush on Ryan when she would see him at they’re now-failed gym. As she imitates the things Tamra would say, it sounds so Tamra. The whole thing would be cute, except for the fact that she’s MARRIED. Harmlessly noticing a guy is good-looking is fine when you’re married, but the things she was saying seem to be pushing the envelope a bit.
I can’t fathom Eddie not being pissed hearing this. And if he’s not, then well that’s probably bad news for Tamra.
They ridicule her baptism and how she claimed she found Jesus and wanted to work on bettering herself. TEN years ago.
Stay tuned for part TWO!!!
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