Lots of viewer comments and gripes circulating around SM about this episode:
Emily and Shane’s anniversary dinner, Alexis’ behavior towards Shannon, Gina’s horrific yap look that was debuted on this episode, so let’s DIVE IN!!
I might be breakin’ this up into three!!
Not too much being said about the Heather and the paps story line. Why? Probs because no one gives ONE fuck and it’s already boring us.
Opening with this CA —- RINGGYYYYY AF Terry and Heather scene. This poor dude, he’s still sucking up to her to no avail since the ‘alleged’ cheating. I’m sure this bitch is reminding me every fucking day the stroke was his karma.
This man will never get his dick out again as long as he lives.
I kinda wonder if Heather didn’t do some weird witchcraft voodoo on him.
We know it’s Valentine’s Day since it’s being discussed throughout the episode. Which I like, when filming falls on a holiday, just so I can tell what timeframe we’re in. I like to keep track of filming to airing time. For no particular reason, I just like to know!!
Terry makes jokes to claim that they would have NO CLUE how to reach people to tell paps their whereabouts. Okay Terry, not buyin’ THAT. He’d be better off just denying and not claiming he has no idea HOW in the world one alerts the paparazzi. These assholes have no fucking clue how to lie, and you’d think that they would. This is what the DO. They fib, they lie, they stretch the truth, they embellish…It’s their thing. Make it believable. Fuck, why I gotta know everything????? I’m tired.
He needs to pull back on the fillers. Or pull back on the face pulling back. Not sure what he’s doing but he looks stupid. Why is he even on my screen? Doesn’t he have some ‘botched’ tata implants of some peasant to fix?
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Shannon and Katie who are newfound BFF’s, have a random visit and Katie presents the semi-newly single Shannon with cute V-Day gifts. That was nice.
I wish Housewives would stop saying “I enjoy so and so.” You ‘enjoy’ them?? It just sounds weird to me and not genuine. Shannon thanks Katie for not inviting Alexis to the golf thing. Whom I did not realize was absent until the end of the episode when we had to deal with the thirsty dummy. “Cool Lexie.’ That was fucking weird.
Not to sound like I have no life or anything, but I was randomly thinking the other day about the ladies’ attire at the golf outing. I couldn’t quite put a finger on the general aesthetic they had going on,.
I did comment on the extremely short skirts and platforms being odd to golf in, then it occurred to me: With that and the big ass bows in the hair, it was so Naughty School Girl. These bitches crack me up. I don’t what’s ‘naughty school girl’ about golfing? Am I missing something?
Back to this, Shannon now complains about Tamra and I feel like I’m having deja vu from last season.
Back and forth scenes between Shannon and Kate, and Tamra and Emily.
Tamra and Heather both refer to Katie as “that Katie girl” and “that Katie person.” How about Katie? Her name is Katie. It’s giving a little micro-aggression that you can’t just call her by her name. I know it’s the first OC Asian, but let’s try to calm down ladies. It’ll be okay. Just call her by her name.
Wait!! let me guess, where this convo is going, oh I know! I’m sure they will start gossiping about Shannon.
I must have ESP! Oh and of course Jenn going to Vegas and how she has no money and should sit home and “look at her empty bank account.”
Who SAYS THAT??
These biatches are something fucking else. What do their daughters think seeing their moms treat a mom of five like this??
And hey guess what Bravo, and Tamra “Judge?’ ‘Judge’ you may have realized is not a Mexican name, it comes from the dude (his ‘boss’) that adopted Eddie when he was an ADULT – so that’s kinda weird…a man adopting an adult dude?? But who are we to ‘Judge?’ HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
I’m old enough to remember Tamra and her three young kids moving in with Eddie after she divorced Simon. Now she did have her own place briefly, but complained to Eddie how it was too small right around the time her lease was up.
Hint… hint… ‘can me and my three brats move in to YOUR bougie house??’ batting her eyelashes.
Tamra, How much did you have in YOUR bank account if you could only afford a small townhouse or condo rental thing on your own, and JUMPED at the chance to move in with Eddie, living mortgage and rent-free??
But that was okay.
Hmmmmm hypocrite much?
Emily whines she ‘has a problem’ with women who want men to pay their way?
HUHHH? Let’s discuss YOUR current situation. Emily, a needy family-type girl from Ohio (yes I know she’s an attorney) that married into an extremely wealthy family and is now not working. One might say she’s married to Shane, so it’s different but IS IT? Not really. She wasted no time putting in her notice the second Shane finally passed the Cali bar (after they lowered the bar of course.)
Then there’s Tamra who brags in her yap how she can ‘take care of herself?’
Am I in a fucking twilight zone?? Tamra, especially should just sit this one out.
Also while I’m on a roll talking about Tamra and finances, since that’s what we’re doing now, ridiculing people for not being rich, I thought it was funny they bought that huge house, then she got fucking canned by Bravo and had to turn around and sell it six months later, and WAIT where are they living now?
OH! Back in Eddie’s house, which may have originated, if I remember correctly, form this dude that ‘adopted’ Eddie – JUST SAYING. Or was it the ex-girlfriend’s house? I forget exactly but there IS a story there of how he came to own that house.
So Tamra is currently living in a house purchased for Eddie by his ex-gf or sugar daddy lover?? And she’s really weighing in here??
So apparently there was some financial strife going on with her when she had to gulp in her pride and move back into Eddie’s house, in which her mom was comfortably living in at the time. Were ya looking at YOUR empty back account Tamra and saying, ‘well we can’t afford a five digit mortgage payment now, that’s for damned sure let’s put this puppy on the market! Sorry mom party’s over we’re comin’ back!’
Remember how she was trying to say it wasn’t because she couldn’t afford it without the Bravo salary? She thinks we’re stupid.
And forgetful. Well lucky for you I’ve been watching from almost Day 1 (okay season 2 or 3 to be honest) and I don’t forget.
Can’t make this fucking shit up. Yet she wants to ridicule another woman for doing the same exact fucking thing. Now is everything the same regarding her finances and situation? No. But it’s extremely similar. She is also the damsel in distress that got rescued by her new boyfriend post-divorce. Period.
And not to further come after Tamra, but why the hell not, Ryan may have his issues, but at least we’re sure he likes women.
So there’s THAT – TAM RAT!!! Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it!!
Just kidding, I’m sure she doesn’t smoke crack. She just acts like it.
Tamra is not seeming popular or well-liked with viewers based on what I see on social media, and perhaps these are some reasons why.
I’m sure she’s not worried, not to be cliché, but she’s laughin’ all the way to the bank. You know, because her bank account’s not empty, like Jenn’s. Although I’m sure at one time it was.
They even go so far as to make fun of Jenn by saying Emily will give the Prada sunglasses to her that she won at the golf event. Like she’s a fucking charity case.
WHAT ever. Karma is coming after these two bitches and I guarantee you that.
So back to the back-and-forth, now Shannon is on the chopping block for a moment, the other Housewife whose life is a mess, and is making these two assholes married to gay men feel like they’re the shit of the OC.
Emily threatens that Katie better have her ducks in a row and know her facts and more blabbity blah since she’s challenging Heather. I don’t understand why they’re all kowtowing to Heather. No you don’t need to write a thesis to challenge Heather and catch her in a lie. She’s not really that scary, nor that smart.
She just has this way of acting like it so you’re all convinced it’s true. Put down the kool-aid ladies.
Heather has Jenn and Gina over, I guess they are included in the back and forth, who I guess are okay now after Gina flipped on her over her fake Realtor thing.
Heather sort of blames Gina for the Katie paps accusations, as they don face masks. This is a weird ‘high tea’ Mrs. High Class Manners Heather Dubrow doing this at the table around food??
Katie shows Shannon her paparazzi ‘proof’ which again isn’t really proof. This person simply replying ‘yes’ is NOT proof my dear. Why is no one else saying that. It is a LAME ‘receipt.’
Katie tries to blame Gina for addressing it at the golf outing because she told her she better, or in the words of Gina Jersey Kirchenwhatever, “I’ma tell Heather.” Wow Gina just wow. Derelict much?
Heather demands to know why she didn’t tell her this was all brewing in December when she first learned of it from Katie?
Gee I don’t know Heather, mayyyyybe because filming was starting in January and we were saving it?? Girlfriend needs a paycheck. Travis ain’t no surgeon. No one really knows what Travis does, but whatever it is, he seems to have NO MONEY, much like Jenn, yet we’re not ridiculing Travis, a DUDE? Not that that should matter, but it kind of does.
Okay we’re done with all of that and it was kind of lame and pointless.
Stay tuned for Part 2… It’s going to be good I promise!!
Will be diving into suddenly so super healthy holier-than-thou Emily’s anniversary date with Shane, as she bitches at him for not working out, says the woman who carries subs in her purse, and until very recently has been very overweight for a very long time. Is this seriously her big ‘story line?’ She is fit and Shane is not, and Jenn is broke?? Sounds like a horrible existence.
We’re supposed to take her seriously and listen to her ‘judge’ her husband for not working out??? No. I can’t ‘weight’ til she gains it all back!!
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