Tamra brags to Emily and Heather that she was nice to Shannon for two seconds, and she’s even inviting her and Vickie and NOT Alexis to a party that she’s having.
Good job Tamra. You get the gold star today, and you can have an extra cookie at snack time.
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It’s a little like ummm shall we say cringy to see Shannon, who’s being sued for $75,000, and just had a DUI, purchasing a new BMW SUV.
It’s not unlike coming after Jenn like a loon, like these ladies have been doing, (well Gemily) for having her makeup done when she couldn’t pay her rent.
She drags Emily with her for this purchase and training to use the breathalyzer since they’re supposedly BFF’s now.
Her choices regarding driving after her DUI conviction are to either do the breathalyzer thing, or lose her license and don’t drive. She opted for the breathalyzer which I would think is a no-brainer.
Humming and blowing. So many inappropriate jokes there. Then she mixes up violated with violation. She’s been hanging around the Housewives too much.
She seems to be acting kind of nonchalant about all of this, to be honest with you. She’s very very lucky she didn’t hurt badly or kill someone. What if someone would have been sitting outside on the step of the house she rammed into at 90 mph?
I never knew these contraptions made you have to randomly blow while you are driving.
When she talks about her ‘Real For Real’ business being affected, and how she feels hypocritical selling healthy products when she had a DUI, that’s sort of puzzling to me because she has been pretty well known for being an extremely heavy drinker and possibly alcoholic. It’s not like we didn’t know?
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Jenn and Katie have a yoga sesh. We get it Katie, you don’t work out. They discuss Heather and how she is expecting this dramatic apology and how Katie is not excited to deliver that and grovel to her like Gina.
Katie’s ex-husband sounds like a piece of work. What a dick wad. It’s pretty bad when her daughter wants her stepfather to be her dad, and is even taking his last name. That’s one shitty dad.
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We don’t need to see Emily almost naked getting spray tanned. Just like we didn’t need to see her getting her butt hole waxed last season.
I don’t want to see this broad’s ass ever again. I know she likes it, that’s clear. We also know that Shane likes it if you know what I mean, but perhaps she should consider that the viewers, made up of 99% straight women and gay men, don’t really need to see it. We’re good.
She lectures Shane about his health yet again, while bragging on herself, yet again about how healthy and fit she is, with her Michelen Man arms and all. Maybe it’s a new trend I just don’t know about.
Here we go again with her dragging her mom, whom I could have sworn she has said in the past suffered from mental illness when she was growing up, but seems to not be mentioning that now. That’s now not important. Also I could have sworn her mom has apologized.
This is probably so hurtful for her mom to hear her on TV bashing her, and AGAIN telling the universe how she had to get ready for school herself. Now she’s throwing in here that she also didn’t have lunch money, just for good measure.
And the fact that she’s using this as an excuse for her treatment of Jenn is disgusting. So it’s her mom’s fault she chose to chug fucking Espresso martini’s, at almost fifty fucking years old, and act like trailer trash in a bougie restaurant, and scream at a woman who has done nothing to her, that she’s stupid and broke.
If that’s not a lack of accountability I don’t know what is. People are really taking this newish therapy theory or whatever you want to call it, and running with it, that your issues and bad behavior in your late adulthood is 100% your parents’ fault and mistakes they may have made along the way.
Sounds like a cop-out to me. It’s your responsibility as a middle-aged adult, to act a certain way and treat people with kindness and respect. And if you do fuck up, you take accountability. You don’t blame your fucking mom. And Emily that big ass that you love so much – instead of mooning everyone – get it to a fucking therapist stat! And stop bad mouthing your fucking mom!! Wow lady just wow.
Act like an ADULT, and get the tools to deal with it. We don’t take our childhood trauma out on innocent people that have nothing to do with your disappointing childhood.
Am I on glue? I don’t think so. Let me get this Emily logic straight. Sorry still ranting.
She’s mad at her mom for not acting responsibly as an adult when she was a kid, as she’s constantly bitching and whining about it, so she’s retaliating by also not acting responsibly, and lashing out at people in public. Why? Well, because her mom didn’t put her on the fucking bus.
If I’m following the rationale of this supposedly very intelligent woman with a law degree correctly.
I can’t. What are we watching here? Isn’t this supposed to be a ‘reality’ show? Is this how people act in ‘reality?’ It’s like these broads are living in some ulterior universe, that’s definitely not reality. Can you even imagine going out to dinner if all women acted like that in public??
Emily enough. Get a new schtick, and some arm weights. Judging Jenn for moving in with Ryan, is BEYOND fucking hypocritical, when her lavish lifestyle is partially supported by her in-laws.
I’m sure his generational wealth was a huge factor in her decision to marry him since they weren’t really even in a romantic relationship when they ‘decided’ to get married. Do you think she would have done that had he not be in a wealthy family?
FUCK NO. She knew what she was doing.
I can’t with this fucking poser broad.
She’s a fucking lying hypocrite POS.
She cries to Shane that she feels bad. She doesn’t feel bad. At this point that dinner had to be at least a week ago and she hasn’t even apologized. She just wants us to feel bad for her, and I don’t. I feel bad for poor Jenn whom she called stupid and screamed at her in a restaurant “you don’t pay your billllllls!!”
I wonder if she’s thought about her kids when they get older, seeing her display public drunkeness and screaming insults like a lunatic on national TV at a woman for not being as well-off as she is.
Maybe they’ll be pissed at her and ashamed of her behavior, and shut her out of their life. “A grown ass woman bullying someone around. Really mom? A kid shouldn’t have to watch her mom act like that.”
I hope she hears that out of one of their mouths one day and does a little self-reflecting.
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Tamra’s party is a makeshift ‘Traitors’ episode. I don’t watch any of those shows. I think they’re pretty dumb.
I don’t get the Scottish theme at all. It doesn’t surprise me Tamra didn’t make it very far when she was on it. You have to be smart.
Teddi is the host. They fill out questionnaires about the other ladies, that you know are going to be a problem. Teddi then chooses ‘The Traitor.’
Who cares when there’s cocktails. I don’t get how Shannon is able to drink at all, irregardless if she’s driving or not, or orders her drink to be ‘very weak.’ She should definitely not be drinking during filming. She is making herself appear like an alcoholic if she can’t just cut if off even for the sake of appearance.
Katie and Heather chat. I wish Katie wouldn’t be acting so ass kissy and nervous.
Heather invites her to an event. Katie apologizes for the paparazzi thing, and gets interrupted and cut off.
It’s the night of the rainy apologies. Now Emily claims she’s really really remorseful to Jenn for lashing out at her for no reason whatsoever. Emily is very fixated on money and status for someone who “grew up with nothing.”
Emily denies Jenn’s accusation that she values bank accounts. Emily you do. It doesn’t matter you didn’t have a bougie childhood. You now have yourself a bougie adulthood and you totally do look down your nose at someone who may be struggling, or didn’t marry well as you did.
Jenn lets her off the hook too easily, just like she did Gina and Tamra.
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Shannon and Tamra bicker again about Jackass and Alexis.
I’m wondering if Katie has seen the footage from the DUI night. She’s acting like she has with her “these videos will ruin Shannon’s life.”
The rainy stormy weather is fitting and kind of funny it happened for this event.
It’s Cali ‘winter’ where it rains, and it’s 60 degrees, with is of course is freezing cold to these ladies.
Long story short, there are some crickets in a box which I didn’t quite get, maybe that’s because I don’t watch the show, Shannon and Vickie got murdered, and Heather is the traitor.
Vickie’s hair is bugging me. Looks like some sort of hump from the straightener or she had it up earlier.
Come on, you’re on TV. No humps in your hair! Also her hair needs to be shorter.
Same with Shannon. They’re past their long hair stage in life. No they don’t need to get a pixie cut, but maybe touching the shoulders is what I would do at this point.
Watching this confirms what I thought, and that is, I would HATE this show. I watched House of Villains a couple times which I think is the same concept, and it was painful. I just wanted to see Jax Taylor on VPR look stupid, and I wasn’t disappointed.
Tamra randomly gets shoved in the pool in the cold weather which was kind of funny.
Also while wearing what appears to be leather boots, so that would kind of piss me off.
But to be making this kind of money to be pushed in a pool fully clothed in leather boots, guess I could get over it.
Teddi seems to be taking her job as hostess very seriously.
We probably shouldn’t be surprised that Cruella De vil ends up being the Traitor. Who knew! on the count of her very successful and lucrative acting career, as evidenced by her impressive IMDb. I guess it was obvious with all that claiming she was doing of ‘the tapping.’
