I want to start by saying last season of OC and the bullying really got under my skin.
Full disclaimer: I really do not care for Emily, Gina, nor Heather. We’ll see how things go, to see if I change my mind. So, I may not be very nice, and that’s my prerogative. They acted like fools last season.
Tamra is back and I cannot fathom that’s actually her operating that motorcycle.
She’s falling down the too much filler rabbit hole, I see. She says that she didn’t want to ‘go out in a bush’ and she has this ‘whole new perspective’ of not having to be such an attention whore, calling everyone out all of the time.
I had heard that they sold their big bougie house shortly after her dismissal from the show, so it’s not hard to figure that one out. They could not afford it. Or according to her, they got an offer they could not refuse.
Color me crazy, but you wouldn’t be getting an offer, if you weren’t looking to sell. So this house they’re in, I’m not sure if this is Eddie’s old house, or the first one that they had bought together before buying the bigger one. It sort of looks like Eddie’s old house. Her mom now lives with her.
I was surprised that they’re selling the gym at the time of filming. I had thought they had decided to get rid of it like two or three years ago.
I had read that it was taking an unusually long time to get this season running, and aired due to Terry’s cheating ‘rumors. ’ Apparently, Heather was being all pissy about “how it was being portrayed.”
It may have been that it was being portrayed that he was fucking around on her, because he was fucking around on her.
I’m not at all shocked. I’m just wondering if it was with a man or woman. Not that it matters, cheating is cheating. I just kind of got gay vibes from him last season. Seems to me like he was kind of into First Jen’s (not returning I see) husband, who also gave off gay vibes. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, except they’re married to women.
Okay, so already I’m annoyed seeing Shannon and Emily all chummy when Emily (Gemily, as I had dubbed them last year) teamed up in a sort of Shannon take down. In the first episode, the three of them were out lunching and day drinking margs, then it just went down hill from there for Shannon.
Enter Heather DuBratt, who took issue with Shannon, over every single thing that she did, and reeled in Gemily as her sort of bad back-up dancers, and they were slobbering all over her, and it just got so *****
So, it turned into three against one, and it just wasn’t entertaining. I don’t know what kind of sick demented individual thinks watching a grown woman get bullied around, by three other grown women is entertaining. If you do, then please go talk to a professional.
Emily is so gross. She drinks from Archie’s water on their hike, and seriously quotes that old old old wives tale about a dog’s mouth being so clean. Sure Emily, right after they lick their ass, and their balls, I’m sure it’s super sanitary. So we move from a dog’s clean mouth, to gossiping about Tamra.
I guess I’m kind of surprised that Shannon just let their friendship go south, after Tamra was let go from the show. I would have predicted it would be the other way around. Shannon claims they just kind of fell out of touch, but attempts were made on her part to connect.
Which I kind of doubt. If Shannon really wanted to talk and hang out with Tamra, I find it difficult to believe she couldn’t, and didn’t make it happen.
So now we’re getting into the real issue. There were a few missed connection attempts, and then Tamra started trashing her on podcasts and social media. This seems to be across the board, all of the new Housewife story lines now.
The podcast and social media tiffs that always seems to go on between filming, gets addressed in the following seasons, and it’s the new constant Housewife Strife. It’s getting kind of —- boring.
Andy, are you listening??
Shannon thinks Tamra blowing her off was this crazy scheme to manipulate the sitch, so she would become ‘relevant’ again.
Tamra’s return is getting on my last nerve already. Emily is trying to play the peace maker, which is hilarious. Shannon is really getting advice from her?
And, oh look, we basically have the exact same scenario going on with Heather and Gina. And again it’s the reverse of how I would have expected. I would have thought Heather would be blowing off Gina the second the cameras were down.
I was really hoping that there would be no Gemily this season. I just could NOT with those two. I thought they made complete fools out of themselves. Gina is so immature, Emily is lazy and a big fat phony, seemingly bored with her life and obsessed with others’ lives.
I was reading on social media, what was going on when filming was to be going last year, and thought Gina was eliminated, or downgraded to friend. Then she had the drama with this Travis, and seemed like she was back in.
In case you didn’t hear, she was drunk, and pushed him down the stairs or something, in front of his kids, then his ex was forbidding her to be around them.
This is most likely why we’re seeing her not drinking. We’ll see how that goes.
At 40, with three kids, it’s time for her to start adulting.
So with the back to school talk, it’s most likely August, and it’s just now airing, which is almost a year later, when usually there is around six months between start of filming and airing.
As I said the delay is due to Heather, and her humiliation of Terry fucking around her. So much for this perfect marriage, and perfect life. I’m sure that had a lot to do with selling the house too.
Emily must be a regular at this McDonald’s because she seems really friendly with the drive-thru cashier. That’s not surprising. She probably stops here without the kids too, a lot.
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Cringy phony fake Heather and Terry scene. He had surgery, and she’s pretending for cameras that she’s taking care of him. I think she slams him into the wall on purpose for cheating on her.
And he needs a wheelchair for a torn meniscus?? Pussy much?? Use a crutch dummy.
They’re so fucking fake. I love when he acts all into her. I’m sure he’s not. Heather pretend whines about Gina ‘ignoring’ her.
Terry: “People don’t want to invite us to their thing because people don’t think it’s fancy enough.” Did he seriously just say that? Excuse me while go and throw up.
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Newcomer Jen, Jenn, Jennifer, whatever, is Tamra’s friend. They met at her gym. She orders champagne, at a bowling alley.
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Still cannot stand Gina’s voice. Please someone tell her it’s not 2005, and she’s not in high school, and she’s not in New York, or Jersey. Thought it was funny when Noella said the was from Jersey last season.
She acts and dresses kind of Jersey. So, you can see the confusion.
Gina calls Heather, and says “I’m in the neighborhood.” Yeah okay.
“No one pops by my house, it’s behind three gates.”
Insert rich people laugh.
Still pretentious as fuck, I see. Well bitch not for long, because like Tamra, she also got an offer she can’t refuse, and sold that stupid hotel with three gates, that took as long to build as you lived in it. Sit down.
Gina brags that she is getting her Real Estate license. What?? Isn’t her stupid generic ‘skin care line’ lucrative?? I can’t see her having any hustle to become a successful Realtor with all of the competition out there.
Heather, of course, to subtly put her in her place, tells her that her 18 year old son is also getting his real estate license.
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The new Jen, is one of those people that likes to ‘complain’ constantly about how busy and important she is. She has a whole shitton of kids, one adopted, and a brand new boyfriend of course.
At least she’s already divorced, and we’re spared that whole charade, where they act like their husband is beyond great, their marriage is perfect, and that whole thing.
Only to file for divorce in the next season, and find out that they had a whole host of marriage troubles. And of course someone is always cheating.
But instead, she has a ‘perfect’ boyfriend.
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Please explain leaving the picnic basket in the car, because it’s so hot.
It’s a Heather scene, and I’m already annoyed. Gina really needs to stop sucking up to her like this.
Heather lives for it, of course. It’s prob the only reason she wants to be her friend. Who the hell would want to be Gina’s friend? In her first season she was cool, now she’s a train wreck and an insecure mean girl.
And that voice.
Heather claims that she and Shannon are now buds, and “have become close. ”
Let’s see how that goes.
Wait until these three stooges get bored, because their lives are boring as fuck, and their husbands can’t stand them, so they kick up the mean girl brigade again, and start nit-picking and playing the gas lighting game with Shannon. That shit they made a whole big thing about, because that Nicole chick allegedly sued Terry for screwing up her boobs twenty years ago, was insanely far-fetched.
In my opinion, Heather made a complete fool out of herself, trying to pretend that was any kind of thing that mattered one damned bit to stupid Terry’s career.
Remember how they came charging down their corridor like the damned mafia? That was also the infamous scene where Heather, ALLEGEDLY, pushed a camera dude when she was pretending to be pissed off, and Noella called her out. Which of course, got Noella fired.
Say what you want about that chick, yeah she was a little eccentric and kind of off. She is a gold digger, but at least she owns it. What was great about her, was that she not was not one iota afraid of Heather. I respected how she didn’t kiss her ass, and defended Shannon. Very unlike Gemily. Wonder how things are going with Noella?
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There’s an outdoor yoga outing, hosted by New Jen. Yes we know Emily, it’s clear you do not do any type of exercising or working out, but thanks for the update.
She probably hit Subway before her arrival.
It’s a total misconception that everyone that does yoga is super spiritual and into the universe and planet alignment, and just a total yogi.
I do yoga, and it’s because it makes me feel good.
She’s using that as an excuse to not do it, because then she’d have to get up off of her fat ass and do something. If you don’t know anything about it, then just be quiet. I can’t stand her.
“They drive Outbacks or Subarus?” Subaru’s are spirtual cars now? What in the WHAT is she talking about? Stay in your lane, Emily, stick with what you know about. Subway and McDonald’s, and pretending you do charity work.
Shannon and Tamra awkwardly greet each other.
They start the class, and I don’t know what is worse, Shannon’s balance or Gina’s outfit.
Tamra and Emily make amends, I guess they were at odds too. They decide they’re a lot alike. Well that’s great.
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Gina advises Tamra to talk to Shannon, as Shannon overhears.
So they briefly discuss things and Tamra cries and says she misses her. It’s hard hearing Shannon say how everything is so great with her and John.
They decide to get together to discuss.
