Heather: “If you ever come after me or my family ever again, you will lose more than just my friendship. this will cost A LOT , and I am not saying this at a threat. I’m saying it as a promise… I will defend my family until the end…
“I don’t know if I trust you 100%, but I’m willing to move forward”
“Don’t fuck with my family. I mean it”
“ I need you to apologize to my husband… ”
Oh my God I was cracking up – Carson Daly on WWHL compared it to the scene in Home Alone where Kevin is watching that old gangsta movie. What do you think ? Similarities ?? (oh i didn’t invent this video — crap — i keep forgetting that thing you’re supposed to say … I’m also not Macualey Culkin)
Shannon graveling to these two dicks is making me throw up in my mouth. For real. Who wants to throw up red wine in their mouth ???
Cruella says in her interview that she’s just apologetic because she “got caught…” any moron can tell that Shannon really feels bad so whatever Cruella, go find some Dalmations to skin. You’re so stupid. and “got caught???” asshole she was being FILMED talking about a law suit that never even happened?
She demands that she apologize to Scary Mafia Man Terry. Of course Terry who is loving this, and probably has a hard- on right now. (wait scratch that )
Okay so are we good?? Can she LET THIS SHIT GO ????
90% of the viewers think that she’s foolish . Okay I pulled that number out of my ass, mostly based on Twitter and Facebook chat groups, but I think it’s close.
Dr. Jen approaches Noella about a “tension” or was it ‘attention’ ?? Noella recaps how they met through their mutual friend Braunwyn, (previous HW of course) and immediately didn’t like her over a selfie that she wanted to take right away.
Noella goes on to tell Jen that she was uncomfortable for getting tagged on an Insta post and photo of Jen advertising her med spa thing. Jen says it was an ‘accident.’ There was some shit about Tom Ford being like God that offended Jen, that I didn’t catch exactly or was that about it ?
Noella says the big huge massive issue is that she works with a different med spa, and she had to have the Insta Gods remove it ? (sorry Jen if that offends you) what what ??? You can do that??? Okay there’s some serious weirdo coming out in this chick now.
Noella is calling her ‘thirsty’ and desperate to be relevant. And needs lemonade. Heather doesn’t get the “lemon” thing as she’s getting filled in. (lemonade – thirsty…) Is Noella wasted ??? yes she is wasted. Maybe she needs some hydration, not Jen.
Noella assures Shannon that she has done the ‘apology tour 2.0’ with Cruella and just be done with it. Heather invites Gina at the table to a horse racing event in front of everyone, and Shannon thinks that this is rude.
Heather — we knowwwwww about your pony tail pulling your face tighter – is she getting paid to advertise her pony extensions or what ?
Belly Dancers arrive !!
Shake your bootie . . .
I just threw up in my mouth again watching Heather bounce on Terry’s lap.
Shannon goes to dinner with her girls and father, and Sophie’s new BF. He is now calling himself “Gene the machine” and thinks that he’s quite the ladies man. He recaps a story about meeting Dean Martin back in the day. The girls don’t know who Dean Martin is of course.
Dad complains that Shannon doesn’t spend enough time with him. Shannon complains there’s not enough of her to go around… what is happening ? The twins are wearing make-up and look like they’re 25 !!
Yuckity yucky yuck heather bad weather and Terry scene. She says how she loves Gina. Pretty sure it’s because Gina was kissing her ass like nuts. Not so much the NY thing, more so, the ass kissing thing.
Heather walks around the hotel and visits each kid. Max looks exactly like Heather. Exactly. Hopefully she doesn’t act like her.
Shannon recounts the weird ass Erika Girardi gangsta like convo to Noella.
They are at a reiki thing, who tells Shannon that she can tell that she’s stressed.
Nicole must love her cheese boards, ( I can relate ) she arrives to Jen’s with a suitcase full of cheese. (did this girl never hear of a cooler ???) who puts food in a suitcase ????
Emily and Gina also join, so in other words, you can tell this is going to be a big cheese eating gossip gang-up about Noella.
Jen wonders if they’re really even married. Emily says that’s weird, obvi to be divorced you need to be married – duhhhhhh. Emily thinks she needs a convo being told that she can’t be lashing out or whatever. Nicole contributes —not a lot in this scene, or anything.
‘She carried the cheese.‘
I did read that they had this fake for fun wedding, before “Sweet James” was even divorced. Then when he was divorced, they married for reals.
Shannon is playing with Archie in the pool and she calls her Mom. She is visiting with the fam in Nashville. I thought it was strange that in ten years she has only visited her Mom once time? Being a well-off stay at home mom, time or money shouldn’t have been a thing. And Nashville? sort of a fun touristy type place to go ? i mean it’s not Minnesota.
Time for the Horse racing event, where Heather extended the very exclusive invite to Gina only. Gina needs to lose the nasly 90’s high school twang. It’s time.
For some reason it’s getting worse.
Gina is one hundred out of her element here. As she does admit. Her friendship with Heather reminds me of a gold digger. Is there such thing as a gold digger with friends ? Is that at thing ? I feel like it should be ? Like having a friend with a ton of money (when you don’t) I would imagine is a lot like being in a relationship with someone with a ton of money (when you don’t) Not that I would know. I think I’ve heard. You get to reap the benefits of their lifestyle. So anyway, that’s Gina and Heather, if you ask me.
So of course Heather and Scary Terry’s horse wins… they were doing that annoying dry humping again. Yuck.
Emily visits Noella and her voice is lost, and she whispers to Emily about being served divorce docs… with flowers. The flowers I guess were a decoy so she would answer the door? What a slime. Emily thinks the house is bugged and that is why she’s whispering. Remembering that movie, The Firm.
Emily shares with her that Jen said they weren’t really married???
Suddenly Emily is this really supportive genuine friend to Noella now, and says even if they have a conflict and drink too much, they’re still friends or some shit — sounds like something college girls would say to each other ?? and this after she stabbed Shannon in the goddamned back like nobody’s business. What EVER Emily. Weirdo. Bravo payin ya off to be a dick to Shannon for no reason whatsoever, but you’re such a loyal friend to this Noella, that you barely even know. Is this going to be weird because Noella has also befriended Shannon.
Maybe if Emily’s husband wasn’t a complete fuck tard and had an actual job, she wouldn’t have to be an evil back stabber for money. Does he have a lawyer job yet?? Since he finally passed the lawyer test. twenty fucking years after graduating from law school??
This was hard to watch after the way she has been treating Shannon. Sorry I got a little crazy back there.
I saw a preview where Gina says something really dumb next week about Africa being a country.
