The Hamps trip continues. Thank GOD they didn’t pick up from last week with Ubah weirdly and embarrassingly repeating ‘Pigeon! Pigeon!’ ‘Brynn is a pigeon! You all pigeons!’ I don’t get her. She’s trying too hard. She’s not cute and she’s not funny and she’s not smart. Someone tell her. So it’s tennis on the

“Why just date their dad when you can be a mother?” Do not get it. Sai must have watched herself back last season and decided to drop all of those hunger melt-downs and tantrums. Did you even notice she met Jenna for coffee and the didn’t order food nor did she even mention food?? They

Trying to make this a quickie but I’m pretty bad at that. Erin got a new haircut that looks like ‘The Rachel.’ Now she really looks like Jennifer Aniston. It looks cute though, and healthy. She did this in solidarity of her mom, who is going through chemo for breast cancer. Ubah meets them to

Here we are – season 15 RHONY! Second of the reboot! Here’s my Reader’s Digest condensed version – or Cliff’s Notes. If you’re of a certain age, you remember those. It was somehow chaotic and boring at the same time. Erin is uptight, Jessel is miserable,. Sai tryin HARD to pretend she’s not still a

Fucking Sigh and KErin, are they seriously going to sit here and deny how they didn’t insinuate, and flat out say several times that Pavit has ulterior motives in his ‘traveling for miles’ trip to Vietnam. I’m not sure Jessel pointed out postpartum issues when she talked about she and Pavit not being intimate. I

So apparently Ubah has been on some kind of rage texting vendetta since filming wrapped, and does not want to interact before they start the reunion, and has opted to get her hair and makeup done herself. Honestly, I’ve seen so much bad hair and makeup by the Bravo Craig’s List sylists and makeup artists,