I guess Stanbury whining about her $12,000 handbag “just thrown on the floor like it’s nothing” would qualify as rich people problems.
Word had gotten out that Brooks called her a c*** after their argument on Taleen’s balcony.
She has a session with a hypnotherapist that was Princess Diana’s therapist. She wants to try to be more empathetic to Sergio’s needs, she claims.
In other words, stop being such a bitch?
You know empathy is something like intelligence. Either you have it or you don’t. You can’t fake it, you can’t be taught it, and ‘therapy’ sure as hell isn’t going to make you have it.
And then when you throw in how needy and clingy Sergio is, and how he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, it’s a very uneven dynamic, and the marriage will probably not last.
Sergio eavesdrops from the top of the stairs. Is this even real?
Caroline Stanbury is a cold British bitch. And yes she comes off as a ‘mother figure’ to Sergio because she’s old enough to BE his mother. What did she expect when she married this kid? I think that has more to do with it than the fact that she went to boarding school when she was a child. Jesus. It’s not hard.
Sergio is pissed and offended about the whole thing and doesn’t think that she micromanages and ‘mothers’ him at all. She calls it a ridiculous conversation.
He says “B-bye, see you tomorrow” and leaves the house and I don’t think she really cares at all.
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This is the day after Taleen’s party, and Taleen, Brooks and Lesa have a little night time dining event in a fancy stunning setting and I’m insanely jealous.
Brooks who was shit faced does not recall calling Stanbury a See You Next Tuesday at all. And so surprising, Taleen doesn’t remember hearing it.
I see being hungover is not stopping these two from ordering more alcohol.
I’m tired of this argument, can we retire it?? I get it. Let me break it down in case you do not.
1. Taleen and Brooks are sloppy-ass fucking drunks.
2. Stanbury made a snarky comment about an incident where Taleen was a sloppy-ass fucking drunk.
3. Taleen doesn’t really give a rip, she seems proud of it, but Brooks won’t let it go. Most likely because it gives her a ‘thing’/story line.
The End. Let’s pahlease move on.
Lesa think she’s just mad because Stanbury made up with her and Ayan. Sounds like Housewife logic. I predicted this two years ago, when the maiden season ended, because it ended with Lesa and Ayan basically being at odds with all of the other ladies. A scenario not recommended in Housewives, because that only gives them each other to film with.
It’s kind of what’s going on in Jersey too. Although I hate to compare Dubai to Jersey. I don’t know that these two areas could be any more different, where they have ladies that think Teresa is the village idiot, are now suddenly sucking up to her like nobody’s business. Bravo orders so Tre Stump can film with other ladies other than Jennifer Aydin and Dolo.
Stanbury on Dubai, is kind of like the Teresa on Jersey, unfortunately. Those two knew who they needed to suck up to for some Housewife clout.
Again I have all of the answers. Again. Again I’m exhausted.
Brooks verifies that she will be calling Stanbury to apologize after Michael’s ‘Get the Fuck Out Party’ in which she was uninvited to, but I guess she doesn’t know yet.
I was wondering if her kids were also staying at Michael’s. They’re probably with their dad.
The party is starting and Caroline can’t be bothered to arrive on time. She’s fussing over her outfit.
Sergio is talking to the ladies and Sara immediately picks up on him being anxious. She pulls him to the side and he divulges how that hypnotherapist session bothered him with the whole ‘mothering’ thing.
Poor guy. He’s such a sweetie.
Very ironic how Stanbury’s tit pops right out of her very scant bandeau/halter dress while she’s talking to Taleen, since you know she was very offended by Taleen’s lady parts. She needed some sticky tape on them babies.
Seems like a karma type of situation. Or tit for tat. Or a tit for a vagina.
Not clear if Taleen’s husband saw the tit bit, but if would be ironic if he did, since Stanbury’s husband saw Taleen’s vagina parts.
Can’t make this shit up.
Brooks reassures us in her yap that she cares not one bit that she was uninvited to the party, but of course she’s seething, mainly because there’s free booze.
Ayan thinks c*** means you’re a prostitute. I guess at some point she’ll understand the English language and become aware of very important words like c***.
Every time I write it, I capitalize it for some reason? Maybe it SHOULD be capitalized.
Everyone is acting in shock that Brooks was uninvited and not attending, when you know they all knew. I’m sure she was rage-texting all of the ladies letting them know.
Speaking of See You Next Tuesday, Caroline’s teenage daughter is kind of one to poor Sergio. He looks immediately concerned as she starts talking.
She tells him that he’s too clingy and follows her mom around like a lost puppy.
Aww poor Sergio. He needs to ditch this bitch and find him a nice chick who appreciates him, a girl his own age whose eggs aren’t too old and dried up to give him babies. He’s fucking hot and a sweetheart.
Yasmine then makes fun of him for wanting to wear a dress. Sergio is visibly upset as guests look on in horror. Caroline corrects her.
Well that apple didn’t fall far now did it??
Then he gets pushed into the pool.
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I don’t believe Sara is going on a date with that goon she met at Taleen’s party.
She’s so gorge and so smart and such a catch, but she goes for asshole guys that are abusive. You know THAT guy. That abusive douchey scumbag that’s nothing but a little man poser and a phony, constantly putting on a facade, and because they’re so good at putting on that facade, people actually believe them and have no idea how they act behind closed doors. Behind closed doors they say and do HORRIBLE demented disgusting fucking things.
Sara’s son is stinking cute and sweet.
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Lesa takes her mom shopping in ‘Old Dubai’ where you can wheel and deal with the village vendors and tell them what you want to pay. It reminds me of Canal Street in New York. You would think Lesa wouldn’t be dickering with these poor people trying to make a living selling their wares, and just pay the damned asked-for price. Come on, stop being a tightwad. Doesn’t appear like you’re hurting.
As if her mom really cares about the fake Housewife drama. Lesa fills her in anyway.
‘Seafood towers’ seem to be thing here. I want a seafood tower!!
Color me shocked, Lesa’s dad was living a double life and had a whole ass other family in Canada. I know someone that may not have a wife and kids in another country but does lead a double life. No one in his family knows the horrible way he really behaves. None of them know he’s abusive, angry, bipolar and manic.
Lesa’s mom seems to be mulling over moving to Dubai to be supported by Lesa’s handsome successful sweet respectful non-bipolar rich husband.
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Time for the Double Date! Taleen and her husband accompany Sara and The Goon.
It’s so hot there. What’s with all of the long sleeves and the jackets?? If I lived there I would never wear anything with sleeves. Ever.
Not sure what’s with the biker babe look Sara has going on. Not what I would wear on a first date but whatever. Not like it matters anyway since my assessment of the dude was spot on, not to brag.
Does she really want a stupid white guy?? I thought he was an American, but there is an accent. British? I was ready to go on a rant how American dudes have no manners and no couthe whatsoever. NONE. They treat women like shit as a fucking HOBBY.
He claims he can speak Arabic and he — can’t.
Why is she here right now?? For the free seafood tower?? Okay fine. That’s fair.
He has NO GAME. He won’t even make eye contact with her?? WTF Taleen? Your matchmaking skills suck ass. Of all the guys your husband knows? This one?
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The Carolines meet up at a coffee shop. Brooks prances in half an hour late and I guess doesn’t call or text. Only in Housewife world are you running that late to meet someone and you don’t bother taking two seconds to send a text letting them know.
‘Having a new business’ isn’t an excuse for being half an hour late.
So this convo gets going and refer to above where I so nicely laid this all out, and even numbered the ridiculousness for you.
Brooks gives a baCk-handed not really apology for the c*** comment, pointing out that she didn’t die.
One of those non-apologizers I see. Can’t just take accountability, deliver the ‘I’m really sorry’ line to be the bigger person, so you can move on. At least pretend to be an adult, even though we know you’re not.
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Did you see the preview?? Sergio really thinks he’s the man of the house. So cute.
All kidding aside, I do feel bad for the guy.
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