Real Housewives of BH 7/6/22

So the moments we’ve all been waiting for. Kyle Richards’ manhandling of Sutton because she dares to utter the word ‘soulless.’

“You can’t call someone soulless, she lost a fucking baby” (fucking baby, Kyle? classy) Well you can still be a soulless asshole and get pregnant and miscarry, so there’s that. Second of all, Diana doesn’t really look to me to be all that distraught about miscarrying. I think it’s a good idea she stop spawning devil children actually.

Diana is smirking and laughing, and looks like an evil Disney character. But thought she’s supposed to be so distraught over this lost baby? Yeah she looks really devastated right now. She looks giddy as hell actually.

Sutton shares she had two miscarriages, Kyle immediately harshly pokes her on the shoulder – “Wait – “I never heard this before!” Distraught Diana, still smirking, still really really happy about all of this.

Kyle says “I love you but this seems like bullshit.” Sutton tells her she’s acting strange. Well yeah she is acting really off, even for her. So perhaps this is ‘the real Kyle’ that Kathy warned us about at the reunion last year.

“I am not strange, I am being honest.” she says. “Out of the blue you say that and we don’t know” Well umm okay Kyle, the fucking fucktard that you are, that is why she is telling you!

Yes Kyle we all know, “be honest” is your fave phrase. Why don’t YOU be honest as to the real reason you’re blindly defending Mrs. Manson here. Because you’re an ass kisser? Because she’s feuding with Sutton, and you enjoy tearing her dow? Kyle, “be honest.” All of this as Diana continues to be just like cracking up. I don’t mean to be repetitive but thought she was so upset?

She’s clearly NOT upset . Maybe she didn’t even have a miscarriage, WE DON’T KNOW!

So here we go, as I’ve seen on the sneak peeks all over SM, Kyle’s slurring and literally man handling Sutton. Grabbing her arms so hard, I would think there would have been bruises the next day.

Wonder if Diana talking about head butting and her aggressive and destructive behavior is what got Vyle all riled up to resort to physical violence?

Diana is literally STLL laughing !

Vyle says her miscarriages were “maybe years ago, we don’t know.” That is such a nasty thing to say. And she’s drunk, so that’s when true colors come out. So there we have it. It’s official, Kyle is a bigger asshole than we thought, not just a shit stirrer, but a complete and utter terrible person. No wonder her sisters hate her.

Kyle sounds like a child right now, the way she is talking. I would think I were listening to this, and not seeing a 50 year old, she sounds like a teenager. Are her daughters seeing this? Are they proud of this?

Oh, and why didn’t she freak when Diana called Sutton a devil? Kyle Logic: ‘Devil’ okay. ‘Soulless and motherfucker’ NOT okay.

Kyle is actually looking at the cameras, is she taking queues perhaps? Or just spacing in and out? Getting thumbs up from Andy, who maybe wants rid of her raggedy ass, and laughing as she’s making a fool out of herself, and crashing and burning right now? He’s probably like – “yes I think you should grab and squeeze Sutton’s arms again, harder this time!!”

Diana says in her yap there’s something OFF in Sutton? Okay Heat Butter – POT calling the kettle BLACK !!

Kyle walks away. Her work is done. What IS she’s wearing? Guys, I’m embarrassed for her.

I just don’t get why Sutton is trying so hard to speak to Diana? It’s getting way too annoying. She doesn’t see Diana smirking sneering and laughing? This doesn’t clue her in to walk away, and that this is a set up event. Probably ordered and encouraged by Bravo and/or Vyle.

Kyle does need to move on. She’s shitfaced. Like take your bare titties and bare ass and just go wipe the dance floor with your vagina again, (oops, copied that line from Garcelle’s hair stylist, it was funny!!! ) or give Mario a blowie in the bathroom, or have Erika pee on you. Something, whatever, go away. Her raspy stupid voice, I just cannot even listen to anymore.

Crystal’s dress is cute.

Erika , still totally hanging on Dorit and embracing her in a really weird way. She’s trashed, worse that Kyle, and she starts assaulting Garcelle’s oldest, by saying really really inappropriate things.

“Have your baby mamma contact me on my DM’s, we can all get it on.” Baby mamma? So he’s married, to his ‘baby mamma’ so therefore it’s his wife, not a random woman he knocked up. Coming off sounding a tad racist, like since he’s black, he has to have a kid to a random chick? Just don’t think she would have said that to white dude.

So it ceases to be funny, as Erika is taking it to another not funny level. Spreading her legs and shit. If Dorito really cared about her, she would get her the hell out of there, instead of sitting there watching her continue to make a fool of herself.

Oliver sits beside her and is enjoying the attention maybe a little. Garcelle tries to get him to get away from her. Garcelle is able to see she’s embarrassing herself. The others don’t really care though.

Garcelle confirms this is her yap, that her behavior is beyond letting your hair down, forgetting your multitude of issues, and goofing around.

So now what we’ve seen in sneak peeks, and has been all over SM for a week, her “get the fuck outta here, before you get in trouble” to Garcelle’s 14 year old. I guess we can look on the bright side, could have been a lot worse, had she begged a minor to fuck her. But still really bad.

Dorito says in her yap that “she’s sick to her stomach” but I feel like we’re still in 2021, because they’re all stilllllll kissing her assssssssss and making excuses for her!! All fucking big talkers in their yaps to a fucking camera, but no one says one word TO her. Also shows how little they really care about her, if they’re continuing to allow her to drink more when she is in this state. Poor Jax, is so hurt, and taken aback, his voice is all screechy. He should said “YOU get the fuck outta here, you drunk old hag!!” Also, her “friends” should have sent her dumb ass home HOURS ago.

I think she was trying to make a joke, but the landing was of course completely off, since Jax was not privy to the earlier conversation. And it was so NOT sounding like a joke. Erika is in no way capable of delivering sarcasm in a way that it’s funny. Even when sober.

Garcelle charges in to tell her that wasn’t cool, and she cannot say that to her son. Erika acts confused. “Are you serious?” Yeah bitch, she’s fucking serious. Look how YOU acted about your ADULT kid when Eileen just made an analogy that “it’s not like she said your kid died” or something along those lines. I’ll have to see if I can find that clip. Yes Eileen’s analogy was in poor taste, but so NOT WORTH Scarika’s fucking reaction. Poor Eileen who doesn’t have a mean bone in her body, did not know WHAT to do with this unhinged unstable person in that scene.

We can all see she’s completely blacked out shitfaced, not an excuse at all. Just makes it more sad. So weird the way she’s hanging on Dorit. She keeps screaming for Garcelle, who has now left the building. Hopefully she owns this and apologizes.

So Dorit claims to be this “big believer” in defending yourself, however never took any self defense classes, ever. So you’re not that much of a big believer in it, but it does sound good. This scene is stupid. No one wants to hear about the fake robbery anymore Dorito, NO ONE. I guess Crystal is encouraging it since she also has nothing else to talk about.

I used to take cardio kick boxing, not self defense, just for exercise purposes, but my instructor also did the karae and self defense stuff and gave us some pointers of how to use our cardio moves to a really groovy song, in self defense if ever needed. Her two main pointers were the knee to the groin, and elbow to the eyeball.

I can’t even stand the sound of Kyle’s voice anymore. I said that already, but I’m saying it again!! (channeling Sutton there for a second)

I was always kind of neutral feeling when it came to Klye. She always sort of annoyed me. I wasn’t really a ‘fan’ of hers. Last season I started to kind of lean to toward the ‘Vyle Kyle’ click. I was starting to see a lot of the phoniness, and her Housewife job being to walk around and talk shit to everyone about the other, then play innocent. Also always picking on the underdog. She’s honestly not interesting, not accomplished, not funny, not very smart, mean to her struggling sister Kim in some of the earlier seasons. Just done trying to like her.

Sutton and Vyle have dinner at a fancy Italian restaurant. Kyle pretends she can speak Italian now. She apologizes to Sutton, but also seems to be making excuses for herself. Sutton tells her, she was trying to talk to Diana, and didn’t need her there. Kyle wants to know “how was that conversation going?” as if to insinuate her inserting herself was in any way helpful. It was the opposite of helpful.

Yes sure Vyle, making snarky comments, harshly grabbing Sutton’s arms, and shaking her like a rag doll, only scolding Sutton for her choice of adjectives, but not Diana’s strange sinister snickering and laughing behavior. Yes, you were an awesome mediator! You weren’t biased at all !!! What would we do without Kyle Richards ???

Also, forgot yelling at Sutton, accusing her of lying about having miscarriages and if she did actually have them, who cares, it was years ago.

YES KYLE YOU WERE VERY HELPFUL. THANK GOD WE HAVE YOU !! PLEASE NEVER LEAVE !!

Does her apology sound a little heartfelt? Okay maybe a little. And she’s a terrible actress, so I think maybe she might actually mean it, and is aware she crossed the line. Maybe doing a little damage control too. A “knee-jerk reaction?” Okay that’s not even applicable here. She was completely out of line.

Or better yet, just say “I was completely out of line.” Putting your hands on someone? Not okay.

SHE accuses of Sutton of behaving oddly? She then tells her “she’s very hard to apologize to.” Well Vyle your apology is riddled with lame ass fucking excuses. When you apologize there are no BUTTS, Teresa Guidice. Otherwise it comes off as not genuine.

But why is she making Sutton feel like SHE needs to apologize? Sutton is letting her off the hook a little too easily. Whatever. Not surprised. Sutton can be such a pushover, which makes her an easy target for these evil biatches.

Nobody cares about fucking Farrah, Kyle, so there!! If it’s okay to tell someone else’s kid to “get the fuck away” and you think it’s hilarious? No one wants to hear about your stupid Farrah, or the other three spoiled little brats. And why the fuck did you name her Farrah? Girl, bye. Enjoy retirement. Did your stupid bathrobe boutique go belly up yet ?? Can’t wait til it does, and hear your excuses for just being a BAD business person and stupid.

I get really annoyed when they show housewives getting filmed doing charity work. It seems sort of like NOT what you’re supposed to do when you do charity work. It comes off as disingenuous. Anyway Crystal and Garcelle are serving Thanksgiving dinner to underpriviliged or homeless people.

Crystal points out she told her kids, “this is THEIR (referring to the homeless or less fortunate they’re serving) meal, they’re doing this ON Thanksgiving!” yeah no fucking shit. Jesus. You must’ve gone to Harvard. Good job Crystal. Trying to make sure that they pity these people, that this is what they’re forced to do on Thanksgiving? What an entitled stupid bitch. I know she didn’t mean it to sound that way, but that’s even worse. Clearly she’s never been around poor people before, and is just flabbergasted this is their life.

Rinna vists Diana. “every time it’s different house.” Diana is very very into bragging.

Money talks, wealth whispers lady. So stop, Vivian, (Pretty Woman) you’re screaming, broke ass destitute hooker that married for money every time you open your fucking mouth.

She’s serving Mimosas in wine glasses? What!???

Reena totally knew what happened at the party as you can see by her smirking as she asks her about it. I agree that Sutton did come in hot with the bed rest thing, and saying it’s so confusing why you’re here, or whatever. I just don’t think she was aware what she was dealing with. Whatever. Rinna loves it. She ditches her so called friend Sutton, just like she did Denise. Boring dumb ass with nothing to do all day, and nothing substantial to bring to the table. Still on the Lois bird thing.

This commercial for Thor, with Kyle and Dorito in it, is really bad and embarassing. Kyle is of course over acting. Dorito is more convincing. Guess the bridal, swimsuit line and tenth stab at a boutique aren’t doing very well. Shocker.

Dorito and PK join Vyle and Mario for dinner.

Dorito discusses moving, since the robbery. Pretty sure they rent that house, since we now know PK is a brokeass, and in debt up to his ears. So honestly who the fuck cares. Moving when you’re renting, is not a big deal. Dial up your landlord and say “hey we’re outta here, smell you later” Why is it a topic of discussion? Kyle chimes in about HER robbery. Ohhhh making it about HER!

They move on from that and here are, defending Erika again, and calling her behavior “loose and free.” (i do agree with ‘loose’)

Kyle: “OhmiGod guys” snickering, “did you MISSSSSS what Erika said to Garcelle’s son? She really does say that. (you numbskull Dorito was stuck there in a drunken embrace with her)

Dorito actually looks somber when she points that out, as Kyle is snickering away. But of course Dorito doesn’t stand up to Kyle, and tells her she disagrees with her. No one does ever, except that witch lady 6 or 7 years ago, and she was promptly dismissed.

Mo should be embarrassed at his evil laughter. He of course is mad at a child for making a snarky comment about Kyle a few years ago. Well Mario, open your fucking eyes. Your wife has lost all of her fan base in the past week. No one likes her. A twelve year old could see it coming two years ago.

Sometimes kids pick up on things like that, and aren’t afraid to say it, like adults are. And I think he might have made that snarky comment about Kyle, after she announced to the world at the reunion that “Garcelle didn’t pay!!!!” So what, dickwad, a kid can’t stick up for his mom? Fuck me this is frustrating. You wouldn’t want your kids to speak up for you ?

Remember when Dorit’s kid called Erika a “bad guy?” Are we gonna tell HIM to fuck off? I mean he was like two, but still. Now we’re all up Erika’s fucking asshole now. . . . so nothing would surprise me.

Kyle jumps to her defense, and “liked seeing her open and free” or whatever the fucking fuck. My God. I almost feel bad for them being so stupid and unaware.

Dorit: “One hundred percent – of couse it wasn’t MYYYY (white) child so…” What in the literal fuck?

They all need fucking fired, honestly. Garcelle is probably quietly losing her shit after watching that.

Thought in her yap she was “sick to her stomach…” But now it’s funny and cute? That scene could very well be the the demise of Dorito and Kyle. Fans are pissed the fuck off!!!

Sutton tells her party people to “hold the pancetta on hers.” Guess she’s not a Pancetta-eating vegetarian.

Sheree is totally a 2023 Housewife, and I’m here for it. Demote Scarika and Rinna to friend. (in hopes that their egos won’t let them accept that, and they just leave) Kyle gets the ax if she isn’t smart enough to leave on her own. (And we all know she’s not smart.) SM is being BRUTAL about her laughing at Garcelle’s son being told to get the fuck out by Erika. I mean BRUTAL.

Also chatter Netflix execs aren’t happy, viewing Mario as looking racist, and threatening to pull his stupid real estate show !! Might be just a rumor but hey, we can hope !!!

I’m sure Oliver’s wife was NOT appreciating the way Erika was begging her husband to bang her complete with spreading her legs wide open, and referring to her as his ‘baby momma’

Erika and Crystal talk about the previous evening’s events. So explain the rationale for that being okay if he were 16? Yes they’ve heard the word fuck before, and probably use it, yes they’ve been around intoxicated people. So not the fucking point you stupid hag. You told him to “get the fuck out of here!” at his mother’s birthday party?? The kid could be 40, and it’s still disrespectful AF you bonehead. WOW that’s some reaching to rationalize.

What if that would have been said to HER stupid 28 year old kid, or said to Vyle’s 33 year old kid! Age is not even the point, It’s maybe a little worse that he’s a minor, but it does not matter.

Hypocrites much???

Are they all giving Sutton the same fucking candle? The boxes look similar and they’re all saying “it’s my favorite candle ever.” Wonder if it has three wicks or only ONE? (little Potomac shade) Because if it has one, it should be thrown in the trash, according to Karen Hueger. (fun fact, on my three wicks, I only light one, because all three makes the scent too overpowering.)

In light of all of this candle talk, (haha no pun intended) I know I’m not a Bravo Housewife, but I feel like I should share MY favorite candle. I have only tried the one scent. But I love it ! I actually stumbled on this when I was visiting my daughter in LA last October, and we went to this flea market thing in Loz Feliz.

t’s a small business owned by a local guy in LA, called “dat smell good.” My favorite one is ‘Spoiled.’ it smells like cookies baking, which is my favorite kind of scent! And no he’s not paying me to plug. I genuinely love it. It smells amazing, and I like to support small businesses. Check it out. I might try ‘Pinky’ in the fall!

https://www.datsmellgood.com/shop-all

I guarantee you I will never ever plug fucking Amazon. Just scrolling through tiktok im so amazed at the bitches plugging Amazon clothes. I know they have endorsement deals or whatever, but still. Just stop.

What is with Erika again, and the sunglasses inside again? And Rinna has her stupid Steve Erkel glasses on.

Erika approaches Garcelle and you can see her uncomfyness with her. She could just address the big white elephant, and get it over with, and apologize. With no excuses, no buts, and no nothing except, “I am really sorry. I feel awful and stupid. I’ll apologize to Jax as well.” BOOM. DONE. Easy if you’re not a vile piece of shit. She mumbles something to Garcelle, that is incoherent. Where are the sub texts when you need them? Something about only having one drink. Garcelle looks at her like she wants to slash her neck. Why doesn’t she slip Diana $100 to head butt her? We know she likes money. This is so awkward for Erika. But who is NOT loving it?

Sutton starts giving the tour, and right away points out to NOT look at her fridge? Its not a ‘sub-zero’ and OH SO humiliating!! Well it could be worse, it could be a “white fridge?” (if you watch Atlanta you’ll get that) I love my crossover jokes.

Yes we know you’re not a ‘Caviar Girl’ Rinna. You’re more like a Kraft mac and cheese, and spaghettios girl.

Now they have to navigate like five steps to where the table is set up in the yard. And we’re not happy about that. I may have opted to move it inside since it’s cold and rainy. I know it’s LA, but it’s also late November. It’s not like it’s 85 year round in LA. Hopefully a patio is part of the renos.

Why is Sutton always apologizing to everyone? Literally Rinna, standing there for 20 minutes pointing to those ridiculous shoes, that we ALLLLLL fucking see. The aliens in fucking space can see them. They’re trashy and ugly AF! She should be jumping at the chance to remove them.

Everyone is literally sitting there bitching they’re cold, and now about the lack of food. MY GOD. Such horrific manners. No one will starve. Kyle: “I just ate a flower” What are the chances it’s poisonous?

We can only hope.

For the love of all that is holy, can we stop fucking asking Dorit how she is doing in that somber head tilt way, which gives her the platform to start fucking whining! What a buzzkill ! I’d rather hear them bitching about the food.

She suddenly “can’t drive” due to the robbery. Garcelle wants to know “what’s the correlation?” Garcelle, there is NO fucking correlation. This is all she has to talk about. DEMOTE ALL OF THESE HOE’S except Garcelle. I’m not really minding Crystal all that much. She has dropped the last season’s senseless crap she tried to rehash at least.

She does a pathetic fake tear dab. Oh fuck me !! Ya know it takes a sense of humor, and a lot of alcohol, just to get through these shows these days without wanting to spoon out your eyeballs.

The ladies give her the fake concerned expressions, and the oohhhs and ahhhh she wants. Garcelle’s kid getting told to get the fuck outta here gets laughs, but they can’t laugh in her face at this act?

Garcelle calls Diana rude — again. Love it !! Shows how much she gives a rat’s ass about this sewer rat. Rinna can’t wait to tell on Garcelle.

Diana is suddenly needing bed rest again. She didn’t need this party, but she did Garcelle’s to deliver that stupid book as her fake gift.

Rinna starts being Rinna. ‘Passive aggressive’ seems to be the new ‘triggered.’ Erika orders another champs when she was to be having only one.

Rinna: “Did you call Diana a mother effer and soulless?” Sutton should be like “YEP!! SURE DID!! BECAUSE SHE MOTHERFUCKING IS !!“