Watching clips from last week, what set Sutton off on Diana, is when she said “I’m a good person” and Diana snarkily replies “you told us that already!!” Well Diana (not your real name) do you know what YOU have told the audience multiple times? That you don’t go into stores, they come to you, and this stupid story of sending your staff to your hotel prior to your arrival. Oh and we’re sick of the Sutton eats bacon tired line too. I was on Twitter Wed night, the viewers are NOT feeling Diana. And not in a “love to hate” kind of way, just hate her, over her, over the constant bragging, not being open about her past, pissed about her unwarranted treatment of Garcelle, all of it. It’s reminding me of the comments about VaGina George on OC in this past season, and well, we all know what’s happened to her. Demoted. Because fans hated her. And karma is also biting her in the ass for acting like such a twat towards Shannon. It’ll come for Diana too, if she doesn’t watch it.
Nightcap in Diana’s ‘Presidential Suite’ as Bravo feels the need to put that in the caption for some reason. This thing that Erika has on, and wore to dinner, is really really stupid. Not intended to be a dress I am sure.
It sort of looks like a swim suit cover-up. Did you see the photo where Martha Stewart has the same shirt? (worn with pants most likely) Maybe if she would have belted it? I guess when you pay people to literally tell you that you look stunning, they tell you, you look stunning. And what the hell is with the sunglasses worn all night? Did someone punch her in the face ? We can dream.
this from Martha.
Erika ridicules Sutton to Diana of course about something. They talk about their ex’s and if they’re remarried or not. Diana claims in her yap that her “marriage nor her divorce was ever about money.” Yeah save it. I see you didn’t mind snapping up half of his fortune to live off of the rest of your life. If it’s not about money, why take it ? Oh because it WAS about money.
Kyle says she “feels bad” that her ex never got remarried. Why feel bad for him? Maybe he doesn’t want some dumb bitch bossing him around and spending all of his money. Why does everyone always assume everybody wants to be married? It’s such an antiquated way to think. Honestly I didn’t even think she was married to Farrah’s dad since she was so young. But I guess that makes sense that she got married really young, since her mom ordered those girls (Kyle Kim and Kathy) to marry a rich dude and get knocked up ASAP. She was probably like, “what, you’re 18? Get moving. Tick tock, time’s a wastin!” It’s sad she passed away younger. I’m sure she wanted to reap the material type benefits of two of her daughters married to wealthy men.
I was curious about her ex, since honestly I’ve never heard her talk about him (I didn’t watch this one for the first few years) so, here is an article if you are curious too. Of course he was loaded. She understood the assignment from ‘Big Kathy’ as her mom was referred to. I didn’t realize he was Indonesian. I didn’t really pick up on that ethnicity with with Farrah. But she’s not really on much. She is gorgeous though. All of her daughters are.
https://showbizcorner.com/guraish-aldjufrie-net-worth-in-2022-all-we-know-about-rhobh-kyle-richard
Sutton and Erika, who happen to be sitting next to each other, start some friendly banter about their ex’s. It of course quickly steers towards Tom’s shenanigans at the law firm. Sutton asks if “she feels some responsibility” and Erika replies “no, is a doctor’s wife take responsibility for his patients ?”
Again, you all are probably sick of hearing me say this, if you’ve been reading this season so far and last season, but Erika Insayne, it’s not the actual scam people are blaming’ on you. We know you’re a dumb ass, and were not involved in the law firm whatsoever. It is your spending addiction, greediness and overall attitude toward the people that he scammed, which benefited YOU!
And she even admitted last season, she was sensing an issue when she was in New York, doing Chicago, when a card got rejected. Did she put any sort of brakes on her out of control spending addiction ? No ! Sutton should have phrased her question as “don’t you she feel some responsibility, though, with your outrageous spending habits, driving him to this desperation?”
And do you not feel you owe the clients he stole from, since these stolen funds were deposited into your bank account for your spending leisure and fake pop career?” Come on Sutton, shit or get off the pot. She already hates you as she has said, multiple times. And supposedly you’re not scared of her. Can someone please address their questions this way? Instead of “did you know?”” All last season, and now so far NO ONE will say that. Wouldn’t a dude that got caught robbing a bank, and bought someone a car with the money, have to return the car? Can’t one of those bitches phrase it like that? That should have been Sutton’s comeback after the ‘doctor’ rationale.
What about ‘tell it like it is’ head-butting bitch Diana? That would be something she would say. But, since Erika is kissing her ass, and Diana is in her ‘click’ she won’t. Her frenemies so far seem to be Sutton and Garcelle, who are NOT kissing her ass.
There’s a joke about Diana getting stung by a jelly fish (which she inevitably does, or not… I’m wondering if it wasn’t a little act.) Sutton makes a joke about yelling, which Diana does laugh about. But we know she is NOT letting go of the ‘yelling’ that had her so traumatized the night before.
Erika makes a crack about having a getting- peed- on -fetish, which I’m sure NO ONE wanted to know about. But now we do.
Rinna sees birds at the beach, from her balcony, and thinks this is Lois, since that’s what the Medium said. She addresses in her yap that she knows she will be getting comments for going on this trip when Lois passed away two days prior. I think what is bugging me about it is, that there’s no mention of a service being planned. If there is no service for this lovely woman over Plandemic fucking BS lies, I will be PISSED. Especially if a vacation of of the country is okay.
Garcelle tells her hair and makeup people she “wishes they could come” on their yacht experience.That’s so rude. Bring them! Or get a separate yacht for all of the peasant ‘staff’ of all of the ladies! We wouldn’t expect our elites to mingle with poor hair stylists and makeup artists. Love Garcelle, but that was kind of rude. At the same time though, guess these folks really can’t complain, they are getting a free trip to these destinations, TV exposure, and have most of their time free to do what they want.
Sutton talks about her “lashing out” which was really a mild lashing out, compared to you-know-who and all of her crazy mob- like fits and tantrums she had all last season. It’s just who you know and who you blow, on these shows anymore. The ‘popular’ girls get free passes for saying horrible things, and the second rate ones, everyone goes ballistic when they get a little peeved, and raise their voice a hair.
Do you guys remember Kathy’s dinner party thing last season, when Erika went on total attack mode on Sutton, and even threatened her while making those evil faces and doing that thing with her teeth? In case you forgot, luckily I still have the photo.
Not only did no one say one fucking word to her, but after Sutton left, they all sat there practically licking her all over, and making fucking excuses for her. Also did she ever apologize? Nope. Well maybe she did, but then told Sutton at the reunion she didn’t mean it and was just “playing her.”
Yet we just continue to fawn all over this heathen, and act like Sutton getting a little irritated with stupid Madame Diana when she said “You already told us that!!!!” is the biggest fucking ordeal ever.
They’re split up in their clicks, in these private little cabana things that look completely miserable, recapping the evening. Sutton, Garcelle and Crystal are teamed up and discuss Erika of course.
Still our favorite thing to discuss.
Garcelle says that “nothing has been settled yet” as far as her legal issues. Garcelle wonders why no one is bringing it up anymore. I guess they’re all like, been there done that, let’s move on – sounds like Diana has some sort of sketchy past. Kyle IS kissing Erika’s ass less though. A lot less. I think she’s seeing through her bullshit at last. She graveled to her at the reunion though. Like they all did.
Oh My God the bacon thing! Bacon is like the hot toddy of last year. Tired of heating about bacon!
If I were Sutton I would just inhale a whole fucking plate of it, right in front of everyone ! My gross ex-husband, who has the palate of a six year old, used to make a plate of bacon his breakfast. Yes, a plate of bacon, only. Nothing else. Probably washed I down with Pepsi. Gross ! so what the hell!
Sutton says she and Erika have a lot to talk about in reference to some of her hissing comments to her. Garcelle points out because she called her a liar. She is a fucking liar. She lied about not knowing that LA times article was coming out, that’s why she high tailed it out of there early that morning. And various other things too, in reference to this scandal with Tom. She does lie. That’s why she goes all ape shit when she’s called out on it. That’s what narcissists do. She also lied about that story with Tom’s car accident. She lied about that story with her son, and the snow, and Tom getting robbed or some shit, and Tom attacking the robber. All made up tales. But she’ll rip your face off, if you call her a liar. Does she really think viewers don’t see through her childish made-up stories?
Crystal brings up that Sutton called HER a liar too. Sutton snaps back, “we moved past it.” Sutton is a little more snippity snappity with people than she was last season. I’m not hating it. But she falls into that category of when she does stick up for herself, she’s not a great on the spot communicator, and everyone manages to spin it around on her, and call her crazy. Reminds me of Shannon on OC and Gemily and Heather. Oh, and me, and everybody.
Back and forth cabana convos. Crystal claims that her victimizing herself is not manipulative at all. it’s more that she’s ‘holding on to things’ to process and resolve it, then surfaces later, without intention.
On the way to the yacht experience, Erika brags her pill popping and drinking combo. Had to laugh at Rinna in her yap, “let’s be good friends and keep an eye on it.” Yeah okay woman.
Sure. What the fuck ever. Like you would do that with anyone in the group, and not just Erika who you INSIST on codding and sucking up to constantly. Can you imagine if it were Sutton, Garcelle, or Denise? (supposedly her ‘friends’ before they were even Housewives) She would be like “have another margarita- let’s do some shots !” Rinna is such a fake ass fucking phony. She’s phony so much, that even if, and that’s a big fucking IF she’s being genuine, you just don’t believe her. Like with that comment, is she secretly hoping she falls flat on her face, pukes everywhere, SOMETHING to embarrass herself ? Probaably. She’s just not going to try to exacerbate the situation like she would if it was someone that wasn’t on her stupid A list.
They arrive to the yacht, or “day boat” as Sanela Dijana (her real name) deems it. What in the bloody hell is Dorito wearing? Sort of think it’s cute – maybe for an 80 year old or a 6 year old? It’s really really gawdy. No one compliments her on it I noticed.
I wondered if it was from her Beverly Beach line, so I checked, and I’m not seeing it. Weird that she wouldn’t have worn something from it, right? Also she’s not really plugging it at all. I looked at the site, and they actually are cute, and affordable. Of course I liked the cover-up that’s $125. Remember she named some of them after the Housewives? She even still has the LVP one, lol ! I like the watermelon and neon green bikinis. Think that would be cute with the top and bottom in each color. I also love those netted coverup pants. I’m trying to copy and paste it as a clickable link, and it’s not letting me. Maybe user error.
Erika stumbles, just as she says “let me take my shoes off…” You know, I like high heels too, but there are just times when they’re appropriate and times when they are not. They make you feel more dressed up, and sexy. But when you’re in swim suit attire, going on a boat where you’re going to take them off anyway, just why? It’s like trying way too hard to prove some sort of point. Can’t these women ever just chill and relax when they’re being ‘filmed’? We know most of it’s fake anyway, so just fake like you’re a normal fucking person, and put on some flip flops! I’m sure Gucci makes flip flops! I do like Erika’s cover-up thing though. It sort of resembled what she had on for dinner the night before, that I said looks like a cover- up. It’s the same exact style.
We have to sit though a yap of Diana’s bragging about chartering yachts. She ridicules this yacht as “not luxorious – just a day boat, and size matters, when it comes to boats.” Yes, it matters for bragging and showing off. This woman is just a spoiled pretentious asshole. The producers and camera people are probably so rolling their eyes at her.
The crew guy tells the groups where the life jackets are located, as Kyle is off in Kyle land staring into space, as his very first safety instruction, and we can always depend on Kyle to ask the dumb blonde questions – (she should consider bleaching her hair…)
And Kyle – “Where are the little floats and the rings??” I’m appreciating Erika for the first time in a while, telling her “in the back – I’m wasted off my ass and I heard it !” Erika is coming off as more strung out on pills than drunk. Maybe it’s the combo. No one ever makes fun of Kyle. We need to start. She’s borderline slow. She reminds me of Teresa on Jersey sometimes.
Some dude on another boat limp dick flashes them. Erika is passed out and rambling about her boat she had called “The Illegal.” okay, I’m just not touching that one, it’s too easy.
Why are they giving Erika caffeine instead of water? Caffeine when you’re drunk to ‘sober up’ is so like 1985. Now we know alcohol is dehydrating, and you drink water to feel better. Not surprised, probably Kyle’s idea, or maybe Rinna’s low key sabotage to make sure she looks foolish. So just a quick google search and this blurb came up from an article about caffeine when you’re intoxicated.
“Caffeine can mask the effects of alcohol, making you feel more alert or capable than you actually are. This can lead to the risk of consuming more alcohol than normal or engaging in dangerous behaviors. Overall, it’s best to avoid mixing alcohol and caffeine.“
These ladies are so dumb sometimes, it’s actually difficult to even comprehend. Demonstrates what happens when your brain is not used, ever. Just like what happens to your body, when it never moves around. Turns into fucking mush.
Diana tells Garcelle and Sutton that her brother was killed in the war in Bosnia, and he was only thirteen?
“Ethnic cleansing” she calls it. Wow that’s just horrific. You do have to feel for her, what she went through as a kid during that situation. Not unlike what is happening in Ukraine right now. SO many lives lost, so many people tormented, for an evil dictator to take over the this country he deems as “his.” Sounds like what’s happening in America now, except on a much lower key type of “ethnic cleansing.” If you don’t know what I mean than please research. It’s not good.
Sutton MERELY says “my dad committed suicide and sucks to not have said good-bye”
Diana leaves all in a huff over that. Viewers on Twitter last night thought she was being ridiculous.
It’s not like she interrupted her and started telling her story. She was trying to just empathize with her.
Although I do feel for her situation, cannot imagine it, but I do feel for her having had to experience that. I just wish it made her more of a compassionate, appreciative and humble person, having the lifestyle that she now, instead of the constant bragging about dumb senseless unrelatable shit, like what size yacht is appropriate for Her Highness. Who cares woman. Dial it back a couple notches. We get it. I guess the cliche is true about the difference between wealthy people born into it, versus marrying into it. She’s coming off a lot like Erika in her first few seasons,
Erika drunkenly rambles while lying on the couch inside this very small minute embarrassing yacht. I hate that she’s lying inside when it’s beautiful out, but maybe it’s best she stay out of the sun, since she’s been drinking dehydrating alcoholic beverages and dehydrating COKE, thanks to Kyle.
So anyway, her rambling seems to imply she’s very much fantasizing that this is her every day life. Well Erika, if ya would have been able to control your spending, this very well could still be your current life. I am pretty sure she realizes this. Will she ever say it out loud? Maybe she will if she has a few more cokes and margaritas.
Kyle says she “likes seeing Erika like this to be honest – she’s fun, lighter” As she’s literally passed out inside the boat by herself, rambling nonsense to herself. Kyle likes this Erika. I guess I can see it. They don’t have to listen to her ‘woe is me’ and stupid fabricated for attention stories, like they did last year.
Erika, as she’s day dreaming about being waited on hand and foot, realizes she was hungry, and emerges to dine with the girls on the deck. You think these women, so concerned about her well-being would have let her know there was food. It’s also important to eat when you’re drinking excessively.
Crystal starts to give Garcelle a lap dance as she pulls up her cover- up. Again, Crystal so insecure about her body and bashful, to the point she was traumatized that Sutton may have gotten a one second glimpse of her naked body when she came into her room? Didn’t she say she used to work for an escort service? But claims it was only “phone work?” She seems pretty good, and comfortable with the lap dance. Garcelle should deem this “creepy and weird” and pout for the rest of the trip and make it her story line. Just. Sayin.
Erika who clearly is horny and needs fucking laid, asks Crystal if she had a choice between two girls and Rob, or 2 guys and Rob, which would she choose? Back it down there Erika, she’s not Noella! Hey- I just had a thought. Do you guys think Noella and Erica would get along? Similar ‘out there’ personalities, very free in their sexualties, similar life storie. They would HAVE to be besties. And if Noella is still in the OC, should only be an hour or so, depending on traffic. They should meet halfway or something for some cocktails! They both love their cocktails!
Erika gets really extra explicit, and proceeds to asks Crystal if she and Garcelle pulled up in an uber and said “we’re here to fuck you and Rob, would you be down?”
“What kind of Uber is it?” I guess she’s just trying to make it a joke and change the subject, or maybe she likes fantasizing about it. She says in her yap it’s not her jam, but she doesn’t seem put off either. This also sounds like something that could be “creepy and weird.” Yet she’s okay. Sounds weird.
But Sutton possibly getting a milisecond glimpse of her boobs while she was changing threw her into a fucking tailspin. Crystal has like 47 personalities. She’s losing credibility with me.
Erika is shoving spaghetti into her mouth, not unlike Trashley did on Below Deck SY when she was trashed.
Diana is sitting in the corner like a weirdo wall flower as the ladies put on some jams and start dancing around. Being girls, being silly, it’s a girls’ trip. Guess she just never got to do anything like this, so she thinks it’s strange.
She gets up and jumps in the water then claims she got stung by a jelly fish? I don’t know, she looks kind of chipper about it as she’s announcing she got stung. Maybe she has a pee fetish too? Who knows what she’s into, and what she had to do for her lifestyle.
Erika offers and announces her pee fetish, again.
This is a very calm quiet boat ride. I’m actually NOT missing screaming yelling and fighting with the cameras going to the crew looking at them like they’re fucking morons. If they are looking at them like they’re fucking morons, it’s because they’re goofing around and just having fun! What’s so wrong with this Bravo? We need more of this! Stop instigating fake senseless fights. Just stop. Don’t worry. They’ll argue on their own, with all of their inflated egos, low intelligence level, and the separate clicks they’ve broken up into.
Erika is entertaining as HELL right now ! It’s sad she has to be mixing pills and alcohol to be anything close to sufferable. Doesn’t that mean your personality fucking sucks!
Having said that, I don’t think she should be mixing the anti’s and cocktails, but my concern level for the well being of this greedy, nasty ignorant, self-absorbed monster is very very miniscule I’m like Rinna and Kyle. Just trying to sound concerned.
So they all still go in the water after the “jelly fish” incident, including Diana, who supposedly just got stung. I call B fucking S on the jelly fish attack!! I’m pretty sure jelly fish are like ants, there’s never just one. Either that, or they all want Erika to piss on them.
After some jibberish that I understood like 20% of, Erika and Sutton begin to bond over the Southern thing. Some viewers, I have been seeing on Twitter, seem to think Erika is backing down and not bullying Sutton around anymore, because she’s now standing up to her. Others think that Erika is just messin with her again. Pretending to have buried the hatchet, to reel her in and let her guard down.
And then, she will be moving in for the kill. Probably Producer contrived.
Kyle does the fake rich people laugh when Erika says “In the south, if you didn’t work, you didn’t get paid.”
Pretty sure Kyle was thinking “WORK ? GET PAID? What the hell are you talking about drunk lady? All you have to do is marry well ?”
I don’t want to spend a lot of time on analyzing this, but there was an actual Twitter convo goin Wednesday night as to whether or not she pissed on the couch, or if this was self-tanner. Just kind of strange it’s on that one little corner of the couch. Hard to really tell because of the taupey gray whatever color of the cushions. Very Erika, to just swagger away and say “I totally ruined that couch” not giving a shit. Well if it is bodily fluid, not the first “bathroom type” accident happening with Housewives on vacay, or in hotels. (RHONY)
Enough with Dorito, and PK and the TV shows. Not to worry, Dorito, I am sure he’s online gambling up a storm. Maybe staging the next fake robbery. He’s not watching your stupid shows you watch together.
Onto later in the evening when they convene for dinner. Sutton is wearing a wedding dress. I like Erika’s look a lot better than the beach cover-up the previous night. Garcelle and Kyle look like Solid Gold dancers. Kyle is strutting for the cameras, trying so hard, but failing to look natural, in her see through thing. She thinks she looks fucking bomb.
Sutton is confused as to why everyone thinks a long white dress looks like a bridal gown. This didn’t occur to her – at all ? Not one of her hired people suggested she may get that commentary. It’s like the Emperor’s New Clothes story. No one says anything out of fear, and just plays along with the rich lady.
Garcelle also (who I had pegged as our ‘common sense Housewife’) insists Erika should drink caffeine after a day of margaritas and xanex. What is wrong with these women? She drank her Coke on the boat. Why are they obsessed with pumping her with caffeinated beverages? She claims she’s had three espressos in her room. So she’s full of caffeine alcohol and pills at this point in the day? The bitch is gonna have a heart attack.
Both Garcelle and Sutton’s dresses are completely over the top ridiculous, for just going out to dinner in Mexico with girls. Even if it’s an upscale spot. Also Sutton’s dress is so shapeless. Looks like five Suttons could fit into it. You can be dressy and glammed up, but maintain a beachy, casual vibe. Why do I know this, and they don’t. They literally PAY people to ‘style’ them and give suggestions. I guess they just shut up and tell them what they want to hear! “Yes Madame, that dress is perfect, you look fab! No one will think it looks like a wedding dress!” Surprisingly I think Erika gets it right tonight. Shocking, I know. Loving those shoes !! Rinna’s dress is boring. I don’t care if it’s vintage whomever and worth $20g. It’s a basic black dress.
Kyle is speaking Spanish to the server who most likely understands basic English words like ‘one’ and ‘on the rocks.’
Garcelle announces a birthday party she is having for herself. They flash to last year when Rinna hosted the little surprise pop up for her, and Sutton wasn’t aware she needed to bring a gift. Hello, Miss Manners, High Society, you ALWAYS bring a gift to a birthday celly– again how do I know this shit?
Regular girl in Pennsyltucky and I would have known to bring a gift. I should be in LA or BH getting paid to tell these dumb bitches what to wear, and what the hell to do, so they stop making fools out of themselves.
Rinna will be goin to Harry’s Tom Broke Jaw movie, and will not be in attendance. Garcelle announces that Denise will be in there. Rinna says she did contact Denise via text and they smoothed things over. Garcelle texts Denise in her yap and she answers “when?” Who knows. Who cares. We know Rinna is a terrible back stabbing friend.
Diana says she has never been on a girls’ trip in her life. That was evident when she seemed annoyed at everyone dancing and letting loose on the boat, and she was in the corner pouting that no one was asking her about her money. She goes on to say everyone has been welcoming to her and she’s appreciative or some crap. Garcelle scoffs at this in her yap. Garcelle, who is stepping up this season, with the occasional pot stirring, (but it’s endearing how she does it in a NICE way, which we don’t normally see on Housewives) addresses how she clammed up when asked about this ‘book.’
Diana spews some lies that she doesn’t like to brag. Girl, stop! Every other sentence out of her mouth is bragging! She says it feels like “tooting her own horn” Is it though? Because it’s actually a controversial book that paints her as a Hollywood ‘Madame.’ She seems more ashamed and embarrassed by it to me. Seems like a lot of viewers think there are some skeletons way way back there in her closet of impeccable designer clothes, that were hand delivered to her, without entering a store, because, you know, she’s allergic to stores. She calls Garcelle in her yap, “the most unwelcoming” of the group. which reallysurprised me, and came out of nowhere.To me it’s more like “Garcelle isn’t kissing my ass and telling me I’m wonderful every five minutes.” I have noticed, Garcelle isn’t into kissing ass. You sort of have to earn her respect and earn her friendship. She doesn’t follow the fucking smell of money, like the rest of them. I like that. If you watch OC at all, and witnessed Hot Mess Gina Kirchenwhatever with Heather Dubrow, it was freaking nauseating.
Crystal’s dress is off too. Not correct vibe for the location.
Sutton tells Erika she has a date when they return home. Everyone at the other end of the table, is fussing over them interacting. I agree with Sutton’s yap, that there is a side of Erika that is cool and funny. I started off liking her! She seemed fun, and didn’t take herself too seriously. Didn’t seem like her mission on the show was to just start fights and drama. She was a kind of a tough nut to crack and get to know, but I think she’s guarded when it comes to women, and I got that too. Like Garcelle, she didn’t kiss anyone’s ass, certainly not LVP, who is quite accustomed to it. And I whole heartedly agreed with her assessment of LVP, being a “sniper from the side.” No one ever called her out on her manipulative crap. It was refreshing. Now – I just cannot identify with her anymore. She seems really heartless and cold, and unable to own her mistakes.
I also agree with her in her yap when she says she is put off with the girls analyzing and commenting on her camradarie with Sutton.
Like what is going on? It’s not Full Moon? Most be something going on with the planets that I am in agreement and siding with Erika Jayne, and love her outfit! She just wants everyone to back the hell off. But you know, this is a TV show, and they are paid to talk about and weigh in on every single fucking thing that takes place.
Sutton tells her she hopes she’s being sincere and not playing around and being fake like last year when she fake made up with her. Maybe that is what she’s doing. She did elude to not starting a ruckus when Lisa just lost her mother. So, who knows. She is an actress. Not a great actress, but a mediocre one, so it is hard to tell with her. Erika responds with “you would have felt it.” Sutton points out she believed her in Del Mar last year. Erika doesn’t respond to that, just sips her Marg. Now I want one. Is noon too early for a margarita?
I think I caught sort of an evil – hahahaaa gotcha again you’re so gullible– type expression on her face. Maybe she’s trying to do some damage control from last year.
Sutton keeps trying to convince herself she’s “not scared of Erika.” I think she’s a little scared of her. I’m scared of her so, I get it. She’s like twice my size for one thing. That mean heartless bitch would chew me up and spit me the hell out. She continues to look uncomfortable after their little heart to heart.
We’ll see. I predict Erika’s Evil Twin, Scarika will be making a return!
Dorit has the floor now. No fighting at this dinner ! Loving that. Dorit rambles on. How are people so unaware they are rambling, and everyone is bored and tuning out? Kyle just breaks out in laughter, spitting out her drink, Kind of looked, REAL and not rehearsed and it WAS actually funny!
Rinna seems oblivious to the rambling. She must have been in her Rinna world. Dorit immediately recognizes Kyle was laughing, because of her droning on. They all laugh.
What Kyle is wearing – I can’t. I don’t actually hate it. I love sparkly! Just doesn’t fit in the environment. It’s like going to a picnic wearing stilettos.
As soon as Diana is alone with Dorit and Kyle, Kyle gets her cranked up about how Sutton talked to her. Diana maintains she was “trying to help” when she intervened. Dorit’s dress is kind of cute, and looks beachy. Don’t think I mentioned hers.
Kyle calls Sutton “extremely reactive” A lot like Erika last year? but she didn’t seem to mind that. Made excuses and coddled the dumb bitch.
Again the bacon bitching. Diana recounts her discussion with Sutton saying “she doesn’t like screaming.” Diana told her that she used to be “sooooo aggressive, like so aggressive” Did she mean physically? Sorta sounds that way. Sutton shoulda taken that shit seriously.
That should have been her clue to just avoid this woman. She says “You get to do this once – once.” You GET to do this?? Like being her friend is such a fucking privilege ? She has no personality whatsoever, no sense of humor, and all she does is brag on herself ! Where can I sign up to be her friend?
Kyle says – “so that was her one chance ?” Oh please stop placating this crap.
Diana– “I work hard on myself but she could have gotten her head butted ?” What?? This woman sounds kind of deranged. Wish she would be fighting with Erika instead of Sutton. Now THAT would be entertaining. This crazy ass would give Erika Jayne a run for her money, or a run for her lack of money. Can you see it? Erika would be threatening to “come after her” and Diana just fucking head butts her ??
Dorito laughs and claps, she thinks it’s a fucking joke, when clearly it’s not. THought she just had a gun to her head? Isn’t this mention of physical violence ‘triggering’ her ? (no pun intended) Kyle looks concerned. I really don’t think she’s kidding.
Next day, They depart Mexico. Kyle is wearing a mumu. Don’t these bitches own like jean shorts?? Christ. You’re just getting on a plane.
On the plane, Diana tells Sutton she can’t sit beside her.
Wow. Anyone else flashing to ‘Mean Girls’ when Gretchen tells Queen Bee Regina George she can’t sit with them because she’s chunky and wearing sweats??
Next week, you’ve all seen the preview “you need a new villain, here I ammmmm.” No girl, we have Rinna and Scarika, we’re good.
This was a good episode up until the plane ride.
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