We’re still on Kyle and Dorit’s friendship, or fake friendship, or whatever the hell, and the ‘memes and jokes’ segment that I’m sure you we’re all looking so forward to.
You would think at this point Kyle could just muster up the strength to be like ‘okay fiiiiine, yes, we started having a deeper friendship when we both became estranged from our spouses, and communicated regularly. Sorry I lied, I just panicked because I was embarrassed.’
So easy to do.
So easy to just admit when you fuck up.
Instead she doubles down on the memes and jokes story, and because she’s so fucking dumb, has even told on herself several times, AS she maintains they never discussed anything serious.
Also not to mention she screamed at Dorit early in the season airing “I apologize and I will NOT talk to him anymore! What the fuck else do you want from me?”
The veins were out and everything.
And she continued to talk to him, because she just couldn’t stop herself.
The fact that it took her two times to read that text“I’ve never repeated anything you shared with me…” out loud, until it finally dawned on the numb skull that she was telling on herself and making it clear that they were having some type of close relationship, is astounding,
In a ‘never before seen’ Klyle tells Erika “PK tells me a lot of stuff…”
Again like a four-year-old, telling on her herself. What is wrong with this woman? Maybe she should start drinking again.
Erika doesn’t even raise her hand that the texting was okay when Andy asks who thinks it was. Loved how she did this nonchalant stare at the ceiling as she didn’t raise her hand.
But she does quickly follow it up with “I don’t think it was what everyone thought it was.” Of course she has to have a disclaimer.
Actually I think it WAS what everyone thought it was. Worse even perhaps.
What IS this allegiance she has towards Kyle? It’s getting to be so weird for someone with Erika’s ‘take-no-shit-no-filter-doesn’t give a fuck’ personality to be so subservient to someone. Even Kyle fucking Richards.
Daughter of a broke-ass 70’s LA town ho, failed child actress, and aunt of Paris Hilton. I guess those are her pre-Housewife claims to fame. Wow Kyle, just wow.
She dutifully backs up Kyle’s claim that the ‘not repeating what she was told’ bit being about the show. I honestly don’t get that, and thinks it makes no sense whatsoever. But it MUST be true because … why??
Oh, ‘Kyle doesn’t lie.’
And the $64,000 question Andy asks: “How would you feel about the same type of message being sent to Mario from Dorit?” Kyle, surprisingly admits that it would bother her.
So to keep doing something over and over, that you know would totally piss you off, if were done to you is a very unique type of sociopathic narcissistic behavior.
And then to fucking sit here and double down on her innocence, and not just apologize? I mean really, grow the hell up. At least Kyle has an excuse because she has the intelligence of a third-grader.
To quickly deflect, though she brings up Dorti reading that windy text message on air from the previous season. That wasn’t breaking ‘girl code’ and she knows that.
Kyle just because you have all sisters and all daughters, that does NOT automatically make you a girl’s girl.
Does this broad believe her own bullshit? I guess when all you do is spew out bullshit 99% of the time, I suppose it makes sense that you can convince yourself that it’s true. It’s like you’re brainwashing yourself.
The fact that she continued to this throughout filming when she promised to stop, and later admits she’s still communicating with him, shows that she’s nothing even close to being a girl’s girl.
She sounds like a silly nincompoop.
Especially when the yap is played where she said that PK has been a better friend to her than Dorit has.
Kyle stutters and stammers again trying to defend that one.
Poor Kyle, I almost feel bad for her. She manages to get out that they weren’t speaking at that point, so it was okay to say in her mind.
Kyle is holding onto this stupid crystals that she keeps dropping as she continues to pull excuses and reasoning out of her asshole, for having a little too friendly of a relationship with her friend’s husband, and lying about it. Honestly that’s it in a nutshell.
But, Kyle never lies.
I honestly think that The Universe is causing the amethyst to fly out of her hands, because she’s a fucking liar.
Boz referred to her as a liar on podcast. Random note about podcasts, should they still be considered podcasts if they’re now on camera? Why aren’t they just ‘talk shows?’
Anyway, she IS a liar.
Kyle’s comeback to that is with a snicker, “well I’ve never been accused of lying, so…”
Oh okay, so that TOTALLY means you’re not lying, Kyle. Again because she’s stupid, she thinks viewers are stupid, and will buy whatever bullshit she tries to sell.
Boz: “well there were lies told.”
Kyle plays dumb which is easy for her. “What lies?” she inquires?
The jokes and memes, Kyle, the jokes and memes. Try to keep up.
Dorit lets her know that she thinks she and PK have this secret friendship going, however PK ‘tells her every single thing.’
I don’t think Kyle knew that, but she tries to pretend she did. She assumed PK wasn’t sharing their little secret convos with her. Sounds like he was pretending to be more loyal to her than he actually is. Have a feeling their little non-relationship is probably going to be coming to an abrupt end now.
She admits she called him when they were in Oceanside about her fight with Dorit, but it’s okay because it was before The Viper Room, when she promised to never talk or text ‘jokes and memes.’
She acts like that’s perfectly acceptable. She clearly called him to get him on her side. What does she not comprehend that Dorit is his wife and she is not? I kind of think she’s wanting to be.
They end with a pact to have a meeting together to talk things out to see if they can salvage their friendship. No girls no cameras, and no ANDY!
Just trying to salvage this so-called friendship that Dorit ‘exaggerates’ according to Kyle. But Kyle claims it’s worth it to her to see if they can move forward.
I doubt Kyle means any of that but it sounded good in the moment. She just wanted to stop talking about it because she was looking slimier and slimier with every word that was said.
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The crystal flies out of Kyle’s hand, yet again. I don’t know that I believe in this whole crystal craze to be honest with you, but I do think it keeps ending up on the floor because she’s a fucking liar. The amethyst has no interest in protecting her, and wants nothing to do with someone as fake and disingenuous as she is.
Tilly has joined the couch. Ya know she was only married to Simpsons guy for seven years and she STILL got a big old piece of it in their divorce.
That equates to ten mill a year is what I was able to find, in case you’re interested Not bad for only seven years, and no kids. Not bad AT ALL.
I love when they zoom in on Erika’s face as Tilly brags about her riches. She’s smiling, yet seething at the same time.
Of course we’re all jealous of her life, but I think it hits differently with Erika, because she really actually thought Tom running a law firm was a bottomless pit of money, like Tilly’s Simpsons money, and this was going to be her life after Tom was gone. It’s kind of funny to me.
Tilly threw some shade on PK’s finances on an after-show and apologizes if it hurt Dorit’s feelings. Dorit expresses her disappointment.
Kathy is rolled out, with her purse of course, and I stand by she does this to cast shade on Kyle for making fun of her purse in Aspen. It was that trip that ended in the MJ meltdown controversy, where Kyle kept picking and poking at her the entire time, like a thirteen year old little sister. Because that’s when she stopped maturing, so that’s how she acts. Probably when her mom married the mobster.
Her lips are looking a little too lippy.
And just one look at Andy’s face when she arrives is exactly why he puts up with Kyle not following the ‘Housewife rules.’
The first item Kathy must address is her fashion show faux pas. Say what you want about Kathy, but you have to admit it IS refreshing that she can laugh at herself. She doesn’t care, and she doesn’t get all in her feelings about being laughed at for being ditzy.
Her second ditzy moment is telling the group some random woman in Italy told her she was part Chinese ‘3000 B.C’ which makes no sense.
They’re all laughing at her, and again she does not care. She joins the laughter without getting defensive. Apparently the woman looked this up on her phone according to her maiden name. And Kathy believed this and took it seriously.
She probably told her the name had Chinese roots or something.
Kathyism #3 – she has to answer to comments about PK and Mario looking old. In her defense, Mario looks like he’s aged ten years, and PK, well looks like PK. Also, they’re guys so who cares if she said they look old.
Andy asks about Kim, and Kyle starts giving Kathy some kind of eye and face signals as to how to answer. Yes we know Kyle, you could not give any less fucks about your sister. You don’t even check on her. You don’t give A shit.
Good job stealing her goddamned house after she supported you and your gold digging ho of a mother throughout her childhood and teenage years. So just sit here and look smug.
Both of them are very cryptic and nonchalant. It’s really sad to me that Kim has been relapsing. I don’t know, maybe if she had some support from her family?
Does Sutton not support women? I don’t know. Maybe not. Have these women all been dicks to her since she’s been on the show and deserve her support? Maybe not.
I don’t know that Sutton’s wallet comment was THAT bad. I think her point was more to say like ‘maybe you’re picking at me because you’re jealous you’re a broke bitch and I’m not.’ Is it kinda true? Yeah, it kinda is.
Instead of Sutton claiming she didn’t mean it to be hurtful, I wish she’d just admit it’s how she felt in the moment. Maybe it didn’t land so great, and sounded entitled and shallow, but it’s how she felt in the moment.
Don’t these other bitches say cunty shallow things and get away with it?
Erika and the shit she’s been saying since the Tom scandal broke, has been heinous! Has she EVER expressed any type of remorse?
Why does Boz have to fight Dorit’s battles? And what was with Dorit dropping the ‘c’ word left and right this season?
Is Sutton interrupting Dorito droning about her kids seeing her IG post about her divorce really needing to be addressed? Production told her to cut off. Even production laughs at how she rambles about herself constantly. Who the hell cares Andy? He’s so shady.
Also can I just add, it shows a complete lack of self-awareness to walk into a roomful of people and start immediately talking about yourself. She was going to be with the group all fucking day. It could have waited. Also you realize her rambling was going on longer than what they showed. I would have been impatient too.
And then, the Main Road comment heard around the world.
Tilly munches on pretzels.
Dorit’s being a little more nasty than what’s needed. She clearly has a complex about her broke-ness.
I would feel sorry for her, except I just don’t.
