Reunion Dresses – We have a gold/white/neutral theme.
Erika went off of her usual style with a gown that actually looks like she can sit comfortably in it. Usually she does these super short stiff non-age appropriate sequined dresses.
This looks much better. She always looks so uncomfortable trying to sit while not flashing the audience.
She’s such a dick. Andy asks her who the designer is, which he rarely asks that, actually I don’t think I’ve ever heard him ask that, so I think it’s a huge compliment on the dress, and she says “some random designer I had made.”
What an insult. A ‘random’ designer? Does this person not have a name?
Like why on earth would she not have given their name on this platform? It’s like she did that on purpose just to be an asshole. Other Housewives and celebs watch Bravo. And the dress IS gorgeous.

Usually she looks tacky at the reunions. So shout-out to the designer. I was able to find out what his name is.
I’ll give him credit. His name is Valdrin Sahiti.
Looking at his website, he hardly looks like ‘a random designer.’
He’s designed for celebs like Mariah Carey, Jlo and Nikki Minaj. She couldn’t say his name? ‘Random’ designer?
If you wanted to c heck out his work, the site is below. His stuff is gorge.
Erika didn’t deserve to wear this dress. The dumb ass probably did it for her for free for the exposure. He better send her a bill for saying that shit.
He could have legit gotten several orders from her just merely fucking answering Andy. Literally two words to make herself look like she’s not a fucking slimy swamp creature.
What was with Kyle, so enthusiastically – “HI BOZ!!”
She like never acknowledges anyone like that. Certainly not a newbie.
She’ s so fucking fake.
And who cares about her stupid crystals.
Andy asks her, and then tries to cut her off as she rambles on and on. He didn’t really care, Kyle.
No one likes listen to herself talk more than Kyle Richards.

Love how Erika is more than happy to talk about her song being featured in a movie, (how did that happen? Her songs blow) but just could NOT credit her dress designer.
Dorit went with a more classic and sleek look unlike her Little Red Riding Hood ridiculousness last season. Why was she in British Vogue? What is happening? Who paid these people off to pretend Erika and Doritos have any talent whatsoever.
As you know I can’t stand this ‘intentions’ things Andy always asks at every reunion. He knows things ALWAYS go left. And usually not by mistake.
Kyle gets in there first – of course.
She actually got a reunion dress right for a change. She’s had some real hot messes in the past.
I like Garcelle’s but I feel like that look’s been done to death.
Boz, whatever, not my style but at least it’s her size. She’s not trying to squeeze into a size 6, and doesn’t look like Shein or Temu like some of her disasters this season.
That baby blue mini-dress she wore to Dorit’s July 4th party. I was dead when I saw that. That dress looked like it would fit me and I’m like 1/16 her size.
No there will be no complete cast photo yet again. Is there any particular reason why they just don’t take it at the beginning??
The Housewife getting a divorce thing has been done to death which is an extreme understatement It’s like a Housewife breathing at this point.
We could tell for several seasons PK had the shits with Dorit. Last season it was blaring. He was always flying to London to ‘work.’ Ladies if your husband claims he has to have a job on another continent, he probably has a mistress, or can’t stand you. Or both.
Having an absentee husband and father to your children DOES suck, so I do feel for her in that aspect.
Bravo LOVES that flash of PK giving her accolades and professing his undying love for her, in happier times of course. I don’t think they were married that long when she first became a Housewife. She thought he was her meal ticket and wasted no time popping out two babies one year apart.
I think it’s kind of funny when women marry for money then find out he was pretending to be more successful and wealthy than he actually is.
She wouldn’t have so much as looked in this man’s direction if she didn’t think he was loaded. A chubby gray-haired balding man ten years her senior. Please.
Okay, here we go, first thing’s first, her smoking, looking rather hot, while going 80 down Pacific Highway. She was well aware of the car camera and I think she was going for this ‘Look at me, I’m a bad ass.
So no, in my opinion, she didn’t ‘mind.’
Kyle does her typical Kyle smirk (it’s the same smirk as when someone is pouring their heart out to her) when Dorit refers to herself as a ‘social smoker’ which is clearly a lie, because you haven’t been able to smoke in public since like 1992, so just answer ‘yes I smoke.’
She was okay with it being shown, so own it. There are worse things. It was a ciggy not a crack pipe, so let’s calm down.

Kyle gets in there immediately with her snickering sneer and asks “you NEVER thought that would be shown did you?”
Kyle’s so goddamned dumb. Of course she knew Kyle. And if she was worried about it she would have asked that it not be shown.
Kyle, don’t talk. Just sit there and look pretty, (after 16 nose jobs, fake teeth, fake hair…) and speak when spoken to. No one fucking cares that she smokes. It’s her lungs.
Then she changes her habit to ‘stress smoking.’ Which is it? (Erika fed her that line to help her out.) Those are two completely different scenarios Sounds Dorit, like you just smoke. It’s fine. Carrie Bradshaw smoked and we were okay with it.
A few years ago she was photoed by a pap with a cigarette, and she was all embarrassed by it, so I wasn’t surprised to see this.
Andy: “Kyle did PK send you a meme about it?”
Andy, you so shady.
Dorit claims doesn’t regret in the least, Jagger finding out his parents were divorcing via her IG post. Dorit’s funny. She literally can’t just admit to anything.
‘Yeah I smoke, so what.’
‘Yeah maybe I should have talked to my kids before I told the fucking universe.’
How hard is that?
Can’t make this shit up.
You can tell by Kyle’s face as Dorit explains their current relationship status, that she knows shit, and is still communicating with PK regularly.
I really wish Dorit would just get with Mario already. I just saw something where they were photographed together but I don’t know if it was real or not.
We all knew he was crushing on her big time. If you didn’t know, then I’m telling you, he was.
I don’t know why Dorit needs explained to her by Sutton, the ‘consequences’ when Sutton admits she wasn’t honest with her kids in the beginning of her separation, and regrets it.
It’s common fucking sense Dorit. Jesus. Get a clue. Please get a clue.

PK was asked to appear, which is strange to me. Bravo needs to not do shit like that. I give him credit for declining. They just wanted to stir the pot and have a blow-out at the reunion.
Dorit says she knows he was asked and declined, but didn’t know he sent a statement. He shouldn’t have even done that honestly. He’s right, this isn’t the platform to haggle it out with your ex. Especially when there are children involved.
I guess you can’t blame him for wanting to defend himself. I understned it was embarrassing for him. To be honest, though I don’t think he’s getting any father of the year awards. I believed Dorit when she told Kathy he’s barely seeing or spending time with them, or even calling him when he spends months in England. It’s embarrassing your husband isn’t a good dad to his kids and women don’t want to admit that.
I know it was hard for me to admit that. It got to the point where I just accepted it. Forcing a man to spend quality time, and do activities with his kids feels kind of like a moot point. You want him to want to do it. Not do it because you’re throwing a tantrum and explaining to him that he’s supposed to. Ya know?

Dorit actually wanted him to accept? You would think her take would be similar to PK’s, that nothing constructive would come out of that.That’s disappointing. Why would she want to be airing her dirty laundry any more than she already has.
It’s getting to the point where viewers are uncomfortable with it.
Sutton and Garcelle seem to be making a lot of the same constipated faces as Dorit speaks about PK and her divorce. She’s honestly not saying anything off the wall and not droning on and on for a change. She has the floor, and she’s answering the questions.


PK probably is jealous of her fame and attention from the show. That doesn’t sound far-fetched to me at all. I think these two forget what it was like to have a husband. Even a dude that’s not a complete piece of shit will get threatened by a woman over-shadowing him and getting more attention. Just because they’re men and they’re stupid.
Kyle calls Dorit out for being someone she doesn’t recognize this season but can’t really seem to give specifics when asked.
She’s on the spot now for immediately taking PK’s side when Dorit explained the way he was treating her and speaking to her.
I don’t mean to be repetitive, but a woman is typically NOT going to admit this kind of shit if it isn’t true.
We even go so far as to cover for guys when they’re abusive. Even though they should be embarrassed, but we as women are the ones that end up ashamed of ourselves. Because that’s what verbal, mental and NPD abuse does to people.
The abuser, due to the disorder, just goes on living their best fucking life with NO CLUE what they have done to their wife and children. And nor do they care. That’s the lack of empathy part of it.
Kyle was so cunty and so on brand, for saying what she said, that she thinks Doirt is exaggerating since PK’s not there to give his side.
It’s clear she has some type of feelings for this man, in my opinion. Shame on her for discrediting Dorit’s explaining how he was being verbally abusive because she has a fucking crush on him. Make up your mind woman. Do you want a 35 year old chick, or a 60 year old man? Someone seems a little sexually confused.
Points for Dorit where she tells Kyle she would think she knows her better than she knows PK, since they’ve been friends for a long time and her relationship with PK is only ‘memes and jokes.’

Kyle stammers about a bunch of fucking word vomit. Woman shut up. Since when does she give a FUCK that someone ‘isn’t there to defend themselves’ when engaged in gossip?
But because PK has a penis (which I didn’t think she even was into) it’s NOW a big deal to talk about someone who’s not sitting right there? Is she JOKING?
Now Kyle has a problem with PK being dubbed an alcoholic when his version is just that he’s stopped drinking. I feel like he told her that and she’s repeating it.
It is so clear that she is talking to him on the regular.

Sutton chimes in agreeing with Kyle (of course she agrees with her Queen Kyle) that Dorit was throwing PK under the bus.
Maybe he deserved it. And yes I know Dorit is pretty annoying, however he didn’t need to be screaming at her. If you’re that unhappy, leave.
Kyle’s excuses make no sense. Just say you’re crushing on PK because he’s showing you more attention in the past year than Mario has shown you in like 20.
It’s fine. Just say it.
Please not the texting argument again between these two.
Kyle consoling PK about the separation before Dorit? Kinda weird.
Why are Housewives always so worried about who sent a text and who didn’t, and who was the first to it? Do they hear themselves?
Teddi Mellencamp, on OC, tumors being removed all over her brain, what does she talk about on her pod? Well of course , who in the Housewife community has ‘texted her’ and who hasn’t. I mean really, Teddi, don’t you have more important things to worry about? Like mmm I don’t know, not dying?
Is it really like shocking to know that 80% of the women cast on Housewives are self-absorbed and oblvious?
Back to this, since Kyle doesn’t listen and was to eager to brag that she texted Dorit and Gutton did not, she totally missed that Dorit was telling her she was pissed how she consoled PK before her.

As per usual, Andy saves Kyle and interrupts with his infamous “let’s move on” so Kyle doesn’t have to explain herself.
So apparently PK is drinking again. Dorito pretends like she doesn’t want to say it, as she’s SAYING IT. She knows what she’s doing.
During this very serious conversation about PK’s drinking, Erika interrupts with “is this my coffee table?”
Yes Erika I guess it is, and it’s probably to throw some shade on your stupid ‘story line.’ this season. Should’ve just kept your mouth shut and pretended ya didn’t notice.
Is Sutton ‘worried for’ Dorit and her finances and lack of knowledge as to what is going on? No, not so much worried, as gloating.
It is sad how little she knows about her housing and mortgage situation. Sutton asks her whose name is on the loan, and Dorit refuses to answer. Since that is public info, sounds like Sutton did her research, and knows it’s not in her name.
That’s not necessarily a bad thing. If her name is on the title, and not the loan that means she owns it, but isn’t financially responsible, which is good for her. But I do feel she should know the answer to this. Seems like she doesn’t. If her name is not on the title nor the loan, she has no ownership in this house.
I saw a SM post that their mortgage payment is $64,000/month.
Dorit claims the house in not in foreclosure proceedings but I think it probably is.
She admits she really doesn’t know what’s going on, and sounds like PK is feeding her line of bullshit.
They changed the rate? No. Lenders can’t just change your rate unless its an adjustable mortgage and I doubt they had an adjustable loan. Those haven’t been used in about 30 years since rates have remained overall low.
PK’s story is full of holes. ‘They’ changed the rate, and he can’t reach anyone at the mortgage company to explain it, so he just stopped paying the mortgage.

HUH? Poor poor naive Dorit. He stopped paying the mortgage because he can’t afford it.
Then, thankfully, they ended up calling, so now all is well. She does realize he had to make up the payments he missed?
Is she saying this with a straight face??
And are we still talking about this break-up?
So apparently they’re no longer communicating at all. He’s with his kids ‘Saturday nights when he’s in town.’
That sounds like not a lot. What’s that, like three hours? And he’s in London more than he’s in Beverly Hills, so I’m giving him some side-eye right now and calling serious bullshit on his claims that he’s a great dad.
And we’re done with that, thank God.
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Boz has the floor. She’s still with Keely which I’m surprised at. Still insisting she’s having a baby at 50 years old.
Is it a red flag Keely has never been married? I don’t know. I would say it’s more of a red flag that someone has several failed marriages/engagements/girlfriends.
Having said that, he does seem a bit strange to me. I couldn’t put my finger quite on it. I think I’m getting plain old sketchy vibes.
The Dorit and Boz friendship: As you know I think it was production-ordered. Did they possibly hit it off? I guess anything is possible.
Garcelle’s claims of feeling left out as they were talking at the beach seems childish. Talk to YOUR buddy. Jesus.
Erika is annoyed Sutton and Garcelle don’t ‘share’ more. But she’s perfectly fine with Kyle being tight-lipped about her goings on.
Why is it so hard to believe Garcelle and Sutton aren’t banging anyone? Who are YOU dating Erika? Are you still having random old geezers over that don’t want to be seen in public with you? Or have a relationship because everyone knows you’re a money-grubbing thief and snake?

“I wish you were more interesting I guess.”
Erika oh my God. Just. Shut up.
I feel like she tries to walk it back when she realizes how cunty that sounded. Woman the past twenty years of your life has been based on lies and fraud?? But hey I guess that’s ‘interesting.’
In an effort to back it up, she talks about everyone’s divorces. That’s what it takes to make them ‘interesting?’
Kyle defends herself against the ‘not sharing’ allegations and goes over some of her trials and tribulations over the past fourteen years, and is confused what more she can possibly open up about.
Garcelle asks how about Morgan? “We want to hear the truth about that relationship.”
Are they supposed to act like she didn’t have this famous chick on the show last season that she was being kind of sexual and flirty with?
Even before she was separated from Mario? I think it’s kind of a juicy situation that we shouldn’t be glazing over and acting like it didn’t happen. I agree with Garcelle.
Morgan ‘did not sign up for the show?’ I would argue that point, and say she probably literally did have to sign something to appear? Right? Yeah it was last season, but since when do we act like what took place the previous season never even happened? Since when?
Garcelle brings up some private conversation she had with Kyle. Sutton was present as well and called it a ‘chess move.’ Kyle does definitely do that kind of shit. It’s nothing new.
Kyle referrring to Sutton and Garcelle as ‘mean girls’ is rich. So rich. But her BFF Scarika Fraudi, never called her a mean girl. She’s the damned meanest of all the mean girls. Shes like Regina George on crack.
Kyle did not like the ‘just be a lesbian’ comment. She claims it embarrassed her. Well I don’t get that because she brought the girl on the show last season, and there was clearly more than a friendship.
Does Kyle really think viewers are dumb because she’s dumb?
Sutton is trying to pretend that there wasn’t that scene where she agreed with Garcelle, that she needs to talk about her lesbian affair last year and she said quote, “I will not bow down at the altar of Kyle Richards.”
Then I don’t know what the hell happened to that. She acted like she never even said it as the rest of the season she did indeed bow down at the altar of Kyle Richards.
Here we go. The ‘break-in.’
Does Dorit really think Garcelle and ‘her four followers’ are the only people in the entire Bravoverse that think that robbery seemed a little sus??
Kudos to Garcelle for having the dang balls to make some pissy comments to bring this back to life, and have some questions answered.
Okay Dorit you suffered, PTSD, traumatic, yeah okay we know.
“You feel it was a set-up??” asks Andy to Garcelle.
“It’s based on NOTHING” Dorit insists.
Well no, it’s based on a lot of strange occurrences in this ‘robbery’ Dorit. I don’t know why Garcelle doesn’t say that, instead of ‘instincts.’
And maybe she hasn’t heard, but it’s kind of been a running joke for three years.
Gotta love Andy (sometimes) “I think it’s the fact that he gave you back your cell phone if I recall…”
He delivers that trying to look so innocent, and as if he hasn’t been holding that in for three years and it just came to him.

Garcelle then questions the alarm not being on and Dorit’s reasoning for that. Something about ‘the kids running around?’
Garcelle did actually insinuate that PK was behind it and perhaps Dorit was unaware of the plan. I think that’s the general consensus.
Dorit and the kids had just got home from London, and I think it was supposed to take place while they were there, and the house was empty. They were probably very surprised to see Dorit asleep in her bed.
Also what didn’t make sense is her claim of them telling the alleged robbers “please don’t hurt my babies.” What mother would be dumb enough to point out that her children in the house?
Keep in mind, she has a gun to her head and that’s what comes to her mind to say?
When people started to point that out, she quickly dropped that part of the story, if I recall correctly.
Why the fuck is Erika beckoning Andy to intervene? Shut up Erika. The shit you’ve gotten away with and the heinous things you’ve said in previous seasons? Sit allllllll the way down, and butt out. I think you have other things to worry about, like your sixteen law suits.
Andy’s the one that brought up about the cell phone story being suspicious.
Now Boz scolds Garcelle. Again the entire Bravo internet has been questioning this story. It’s just been kind of dropped and forgotten about over the past two years since it’s been replaced by so much other Bravo gossip and strife.
Boz shut up with your ‘repercussions.’ There’s no fucking repercussions of this being brought up and questioned.
It’s over. PK pulled off the fake heist, the casinos got paid, and all was well for the time being.
I do find it kind of hard to believe the fake robbers haven’t talked by now, but it could still happen.