Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Part 4

so there was a coin toss and the game kicks off with the recap of Crystal asking why Eeeej (honestly so tired of writing her name- I may refer to her in various names here on out) is not angrier at Tom ???

scary face of course goes off on her, and forced to watch that again.

Andy asks why this lying freakazoid ho lashes out and screams at everyone when they merely ask questions. When she supposedly is “welcoming” questions ??

You guys know me, ask me but she screams at them?? she didn’t make a deal with the devil, she IS the devil.

Why are they all talking at once and graveling at her like a bunch of dang nincompoops ?? this is more than I can deal with. We need someone that would chew her up and spit her out — Where the fuck is Ramona, Bethenney, Kenya???

$50 – 80 mil cash that she doesn’t know where it went ?? like really ???? you don’t know – ??? you have NO CLUE YOU SILLY WOMAN? You were blowing millions and millions of dollars every fucking month. You were bragging about it on the shows? And in that stupid book. “I had a strong checkbook so I got what I wanted” “All of this costs money, performing costs money” “it’s expensive to be me”

Are you really this dumb or playing dumb ? I don’t know which is worse — which IS worse??? actual question. being that dumb or pretending to be that dumb? MY GOD.

why would you leave ME with millions of dollars of law suits pointed at ME?”

that about sums it up right ????? me me me me – why do this to me ?? not one second of remorse about foolishly spending millions of dollars??

so back to above comment – I thought she left him though ??

I don’t think he’s incompetent. i think he’s actually fine.

And it’s sure ok NOW to yackity yack all fucking day about Tom calling you constantly, but holy Jesus when Garcelle casually mentioned it, we had to deal with a hiccuping, bawling, exorcist voice meltdown. Got it. Makes perfect Erika Sense. In Erika’s world. It’s her world and we are just grateful to be a part of it.

She could sell shit to pay some of this back ?? clothes , jewelry, crystal dishes?? and does she need to live in a $10,000/mo rental >??/ does she need to live in Beverly Hills ???? drive a range rover> have her hair and make up done every day ?

she doesn’t know why she is ‘roped’ into this? Because she was married to him. Remember erika – his money is your money ?? he was transferring his STOLEN money to you and it became your money that you happily spent every last damned fucking cent to play dress up and look stupid.

Like take accountability. Take one ounce of accountability !!!

Erika demands to know who this “source” at the law firm that let sutton know that there was gossip about Tom’s shady dealings. Sutton says she will tell her who it was. She begs for Sutton’s “help??” Sutton complies. Fuck me why does everyone kiss her ass????

Kyle AGAIN apologizes to this fuck face piece of shit – (sorry im in a really intolerant mood today so if you are offended by the f bomb, or have some sort of affinity or empathy for eeej stop reading now. )

That’s probably not the best thing for a struggling blog writer to say but hey, “I’m being honest.”

She’s not wrong that it’s more difficult to talk to her face than talk behind her back. Maybe because of your evil childish idiotic faces and name calling that they get when anyone attempts to ask you questions (or a fake hyperventilating tantrum –those have been fun) Christ oh might lady, if there is a God, may he make your face freeze like that. Your mother ever tell you that??

so she never heard or knew her husband was having money trouble??? but other people heard it? But you knew he was involved in law suits ??? not a red flag ? Not one single red flag?? not any hint to stop spending millions of dollars a month ??? Interesting. Again dumb or playing dumb? Ignorance is bliss maybe ? I feel like im being nice saying that. And im not in a nice mood. People that take zero accountability for their shit behavior do not deserve my niceness. Is that a word?

waterproof mascara saga —- who believes this shit ?? that she always wears it EXCEPT FOR THAT DAY ?? that day ?? it was a coincidence?? rinna of course gives her some ridiculous excuse to say she has various make up people ??… fuck that, she has the same make up people every fucking day. Oh and why does she have hair and make up people again ???? when she owes people millions of dollars in THEIR law suit proceeds that SHE spent ????? I can’t.

Her reaction to Andy pointing out that stolen money is money she was blowing and spending every fucking day. She points out that lawyers and office staff, and his mistresses etc etc were also spending these stolen funds. Honey come ON. NOT at the rate YOU WERE !!! in other words she is deflecting. And I don’t believe for a SECOND this 14 million was over 12 years. I believe that was over like a few months or a year, MAYBE. Not 12 years. LIE.

why does kyle and rinna keep fucking giving her these fucking crutches and helping her make excuses. What does she have on them ????? It’s so puzzling to me.

So fuckface says now ‘I wouldn’t have been on a reality tv show had I known he was embezzling/stealing blah blah — we know she didn’t know then. But again for the 857th time it doesn’t matter if she knew or not – she still blew all of this money like a crazy fucking maniac. She knows now !!! Its actually embarrassing how much money this freak was spending on herself. She has to be embarrassed about it. I would be. Millions and millions of dollars to fund a failure of a “music” or whatever -sleezy -shit she was doing career . It is embarrassing I guess. But Erika,, “own it” Rinna, tell her to own it.

we knowwwwwww you’re not a financial mastermind we know !!! we know you’re dumber than a rock Scarika . We’ve been watching your childish behavior and your trying to keep your lies and stories straight for threeeee longgggg months.

One second she loves him and he was great, the next second he was an abusive piece of shit she couldn’t stand.

We all knew that she had a “heads up” at the Christmas dinner – that was an insult to our intelligence. I mean I know we watch Bravo, but that doesn’t make us dumb. Hence the innocent schoolgirl outfit .

Kyle dutifully shakes here head fiercely ‘No’ and says “never” like a scared little child when ScaryFace demands if she ever lied to her . Kyle. really ? As you’ve been sitting there making perplexed faces as she’s telling her bullshit stories.

Medusa is asked if she is going to apologize to Sutton for the evil hissing and threats. Fuck no she is not going to apologize. Kyle says no one knew what she meant that night about the coming after you comment , yet she didn’t ask? Nobody asked. they let the wicked old hag sit there cradling and stroking a poodle as they all slurped on her vagina – or her asshole… hope she showered right before . It was disgusting watching that. They all made excuses for her and acted like that was all fucking ok ??

again what does she have on these people ?????

oh oh oh wait what what ??? Your shallow evil threats would not be a big deal on potomac or atlanta??? it would have just been a conversation?? like why exactly is that ?? care to elaborate ???

that’s gonna hurt tomorrow. Bravo Twitter people not too happy already im telling ya right now.

she is lying she is lying she is lying. She is NOT an adult.

You’re called a liar because you are a liar. She gets so defensive because she IS A LIAR.

She tells Sutton she was not lying, she was “playing her ass…” what is wrong with this person?

Rinna on the hot seat for a second — one second – about denise, yolanda and kim, and what a horrible friend she was to them on the show. And denise was a longtime friend prior to the show.

she struggles through this with some fake apologies and bumbling and mumbling and looking down.

makes zero sense — ‘she doesn’t feel good about that either’ whatever. Kyle and Kathy have a moment of uncomfortableness, but they said NOTHING about their sister. That’s some bullshit right there with those two.

if rinna ‘doesn’t feel good’ about denise then why the lashing out at Garcelle for suggesting she talk to Denise at the end of the finale ? Garcelle shoulda asked that.

It haunts her , yet she still continues to acts this way !!!

everyone backs up erika everyone has their tongue slathered all over her grossness.

I don’t think “you’re a piece of work – I never meant anyone like you” coming from Andy was a compliment. Stupid kyle says “that’s saying a lot” No it wasn’t saying “a lot”

They think it’s a compliment. I mean, of the other housewives on all of the several other franchises, for Andy to think Erika is the MOST VILE. Is a pretty bad. And there are some good contenders.

Kyle’s faces as Scary is yammering away about toms accident – she KNOWS Erika is lying – what a spineless ass kissing coward she is. She laughs off two cars rolling and changes that story yet again.

she won’t get into the snow story when Andy asked about that. Because it is a lie. But she doesn’t lie.

Tom’s kids don’t talk to her . Hmmmmmm maybe they’re pissed you spent all of the poor chap’s money, and everyone else’s money.

No Erika has NOT been cooperating. LIE. It’s all over the place that she is NOT providing financial info that is being requested.

omg the graveling of these ladies. They are allllll giving her excuses, even kathy chimes giving her excuses that ‘she’s nervous and they all have ADD.’

Kathy wasn’t ‘allowed’ to come to the dinner at Garcelle’s – covid scare ??? please – not buying it. she just didn’t want to go. She had had it with these crazy bitches after that dinner nightmare at her house. Weird apology. She wrote herself a note.

Think she just had PLENTY of that stupid hissing fool.

Oh crystal please – with the poor victim act when Medusa bit your head off. After the bitchy witchy way you treated Sutton??? Spare me. Yawn.

Rinna says she is a good friend – to whom ? To Scary ass you were embarrassingly kissing up to ??

which I have read was money motivated — erika donated (toms clients’) money to her lousy lip line. Not sure if that is true or not.

Not sure if Ursula will ever hold herself accountable. Not sure if she will ever go to jail or be forced to attempt a pay back to all of these clients Tom lied to and spent their funds on her. I just think that if Theresa Guidice sent to jail, so should she.

Patrick the Butler serves martinis.

That’s a goddamned wrap and I am goddamned glad.

This is what one of my Twitter peeps thought of my featured photo of her biting the olive.

thought it was so funny and EXACTLY what she looks like . not a care or shred of remorse EXCEPT when she is asked point blank if she considers the victims whose money they stole. then she suddenly pretends to be concerned. UNBELIEVABLE.

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