Everyone retires to their respective quarters.
All of the clicks are housed together.
Click #1 – Erika, Boz and Dorit. Whooda thunk Dorit and Erika would ever be best buds? These bitches’ll do anything for a buck. Am I right? Of course I am.
Just not sure who’s the more intolerable friend, Dorit or Erika. That’s a tough one.
They’re in their comfies, and Boz is horrified that “another white woman” (Kathy was the other) can just sit there in front of her and rip her extensions out of her head.
Boz expresses this right in the middle of a typical Dorit ramble that you tend to zone out on, and she’s not very happy about being interrupted.
Dorit quickly dismisses Boz trying to have a light funny moment, and my goodness gracious, she can’t eve laugh, and goes right back into her mindless ramble.
I think she’s a little obsessed with this Sutton.
To me when a woman talks incessantly badly about another woman, she’s obsesses with her, and most likely jealous.
Do you know anyone like that? Do you know a woman that talks incessantly bitchy about another woman but but also tries to emulate her, and look like her and do what she does?? Do YOU know anyone like that?? IF you do, maybe you should ask her about it. Maybe you should tell it’s pretty strange and she should get some therapy.
Ozempic can only do so much.
Boz looks so disinterested in what Dorit has to say, and can’t seem to look away from the blonde extensions being thrown on the table.
She comes out of her zone where she was trying so hard to tune her out, and reminds her Sutton apologized, and she wanted to keep it going.
Didn’t Dorit just complain Sutton doesn’t want to move forward? But Sutton’s a hypocrite right?
Boz shares in her yap she sees Dorit’s pattern of not being able to give nor receive apologies.
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Click #2 – Tilly, Sutton and Garcelle have a chat about this ongoing spat that production doesn’t seem to give a shit (they have to know) that viewers are sick of. Dorit and Sutton were never friends, ever.
Viewers tend to get vested in a feud when the two women were previously close. Such as Kyle and LVP.
Sutton is so eternally grateful for Kyle ‘stepping up’ and defending her for two very brief seconds.
And believe me, that is ALL she is getting. Kyle threw her a fucking bone. A rotten chewed up bone with all the marrow sucked out of it, but a bone.
Is Sutton for real with this elation over that?
She is now totally walking back her earlier comments that Kyle needs to learn to share.
Here’s what I have to say about these bitches yammering how Kyle owes it to them to open up and spill the good bad and the ugly, she owes it to the viewers. I guess they can’t say that but, why not? Thought we were breaking the fourth wall lately.
They flash on several scenes of Sutton last season telling Kyle she needed to tell the truth.
Garcelle wants to know what changed. She’s had it with her boner for Kyle and I don’t blame her.
I’ve had it with Erika’s boner for her too.
She’s like the worst fucking friend and the worst overall human on the planet but because she’s the ‘main character’ on the show, and I guess Andy’s favorite, (only because she’s related to the Hilton’s) they need to suck up to her.
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Boat day has arrived. Sutton is so bitchy to Avi. Even Garcelle dismisses him. She can’t even look at him when he hands her a tray. Poor Avi.
Garcelle and Sutton make up.
I don’t know what’s with these ladies and high heels on the beach. They do kind of look like a group of super heroes on a mission as they cross the beach in their designer swimwear and six-inch wedges. I don’t know what the hell Boz is wearing but she looks horrendous as usual. Yikes. She legit looks like she’s wearing a costume.
Erica is doing that thing with Sutton she did a few years back where she’s super nice to her and even compliments her, telling her she looks cute and asks her what she weighs, which is weird. I guess Erika’s all excited she’s not chunky anymore so she feels comfortable talking about weight.
So Sutton did share her weight which is 110, which I thought was fine, that’s what I weigh, so it wasn’t shocking, but I’m 5’1” with a little muscle tone and she’s 5’8” with zero muscle tone.
That seems severely sickly and underweight for that height. I was actually kind of surprised she’s that tall.
I think it’s funny how Kathy asks to be handed things. It’s really the only time she acts pretentious on Housewives. I think she’s kind of anti-pretentious most of the time.
She doesn’t bring glam and ‘help’ everywhere she goes. Like Sutton has to travel with Avi? She doesn’t brag and flaunt her clothes and accessories like the others do.
So flipping what, that she asks for a napkin and some salad dressing – twelve times. I was feeling bad for her about the dressing. She really wanted it.
Tilly in her yap: “Sometimes I don’ think Kathy is quite sure who I am” followed by rich people laugh. Tilly swears she’s Meryl Streep.
It’s just seems weird for an actress to keep talking about how famous and important she is when you’ve never heard of her. I get it, she won an Oscar and while that’s impressive, I still have not seen her in one single movie that I can recall.
I noticed every time Kyle talks about her body, she always compares hers to Kathy and Kim, and she ALWAYS says the exact same thing verbatum “they were skinny and no boobs and I wasn’t.”
Okay we get it Kyle you have big boobs. Skinny women can have big boobs, larger women can have small boobs. There’s really no rhyme or reason.
Perhaps they were skinnier because they were healthier eaters than Kyle and by the way, they both seem to have boobs so I don’t know why she keeps saying that.
Dorito saying Kyle’s buff body is ‘genetics’ when it’s because she works out every day, and eats right, makes her sound kind of stupid.
I think Kyle is annoyed Dorit who never fucking shuts up, joins her as she was trying to relax on the boat.
It seems like as soon as Dorit joined her, the sun disappeared and it got really windy.
Dorit asks her about Kim. Kyle is selfish and a fucking twat, and doesn’t give a fuck about her sister Kim.
She only cares about her relationship with Kathy, and it’s not hard to figure out why that is. You can tell Kyle feels awkward having to admit she doesn’t bother with Kim. It’s really sad, because you’ve probably heard that she has recently fallen off the wagon again.
I don’t know why Sutton feels the need to double down and reiterate her apology to Dorit, that we know she didn’t mean.
Erika takes this opportunity to be her snakey fucking Scarika self.
At lease Sutton expressed remorse in her delivery, which is more than Erika has ever done after making comments such as “I only care about me!” and this gem: “They’re not MY victims!”
Oh and the earrings. I don’t remember exactly, but something to the tune of, “They’re MY earrings (purchased with stolen funds but she didn’t care) and I will continue to wear them…”
And Sutton’s question was valid – did you not know 20 million dollars was transferred into your stupid fake business?
I don’t know that Sutton has ‘kicked all of the women when they’re down.’
Erika’s separation situation was a lot. She was owning up to nothing, and the whole gang was asking her questions and wanting her to take ownership in her part of the theft. They were hoping she at least felt bad that Tom was stealing his client’s proceeds, and transferring them to her. She didn’t.
And Kyle was carrying on a whole ass affair with a woman, that she refused to speak about. Again, others were wondering as well why she was allowed to glaze over it. Not just Sutton.
I had to laugh out fucking loud when Erika calls Sutton “not the most compassionate…”
Jesus. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
Even her nasly ‘you pose as a friend and work as an enemy’ accusation. Did Erika not just initiate a friendly banter with Sutton as they were stepped onto the boat when she was planning this little take down?
Sutton vehemently denies that she “mistreats women.”
She’s certainly not any more bitchier than the rest of them.
Where’s your buddy Kyle now Sutton? She’s certainly going to be on Erika’s side OF COURSE. The two of them have some secret deal I’m convinced where money is involved. And it’s not hard to know who’s on the receiving end of the Venmo’s.
At the end of the day, Erika and Dorit are extremely shallow and materialistic, and wish they had Sutton’s comfortability post-separation/divorce.
I honesty don’t know what Dorit is so pissed at Sutton about other than the wallet comment. What did I miss?
I think Garcelle is being kind of a bitch to not say SOMETHING here. She explains she didn’t speak up to ‘get back at her.’ That seems childish to do that to a friend.
Sutton melts down.
