So, before I dive in, I want to bring this up about Garcelle and Sutton (Gutton) being accused of being ‘mean girls’ last week by Kyle.
On the contrary, they’re not nearly mean enough and seem to cower when confronted by Erika, Dorit or Kyle.
Here at the reunion, they should be prepared here? There’s no excuse. I guess I can understand not coming up with a quick comeback during filming, although it’s disappointing, but at the reunion? They know what’s going to be brought up and they should have answers ready.
There’s a lot more that Garcelle could have said about Dorit’s fake robbery as to why she thinks it was staged to pay off PK’s gambling debts.
Like, why didn’t they steal your wedding rings?
Why would you point out that your kids are down the hall? And then act like you didn’t say that, when the public pointed out how stupid that was to say?
Do you really expect people to believe they left your cell phone at the gate so they had time to make a getaway until you called the cops?
Why wouldn’t they take it and ditch it somewhere from the car as the drove away?
PK’s gambling debts being suddenly settled after the ‘robbery’ seemed curious.
Garcelle, be prepared. She had to know that going to be brought up.
Anyway I just wanted to get that off of my chest.
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Kathy and Tilly arrive. Tilly holding out her hand for a maple donut right before going on stage was funny. She doesn’t care. She’s going to sit there giving no fucks and eat a big old messy iced donut while she’s getting glammed? Hilarious.
Back to Gutton being more prepared, they should have had several comebacks to Kyle calling them ‘mean girls.’ Of all the people to refer to as mean girls, the two Housewives that tend to get walked all over and aren’t bitchy enough!
When they do have their moments, like Garcelle’s snarky robbery jokes, and Sutton’s wallet comment, they get dragged through the mud.
Andy could have intervened with something to her such as ‘Garcelle and Sutton are mean girls? Would you ever categorize yourself as a mean girl? Or Erika?’
I’m so sick of his boner for Kyle because she’s related to the Hilton’s.
She’s one of the top five dumbest Housewives of all time. To be fair I would put her as the least dumb of the dumbest, but she’s really not very smart.
This is what happens when you don’t have to use your brain for 30 years.
And Kathy is such a ditz too. Brains did not run rampant in this family. “Yes, I’m enjoying my lunch” when glam guy asks how she’s feeling about going on.
What the hell does she care? She has no skin in this game. All she has to answer to is her ditzy oblivious behavior, which she’s fine with. She owns her airheadness and laughs at herself, which is refreshing, unlike others housewives such as Teresa Guidice or Alexis Bellino who don’t seem to know they’re ditzy.
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Back from lunch, although it didn’t really look like anyone ate except Tilly and Kathy. Garcelle gets the floor. Seems she told Andy during break she wanted to address something with Kyle.
She brings up this off-camera convo that she felt was for the purpose of “shutting her up.” That sounds very Kyle. Didn’t she do that to Dorit last year or the year before? Only she was dumb enough to do it via text message that time.
Kyle frames it as “something she couldn’t say on camera (why not?) and she trusted her and was trying to get on a deeper level with her.” Yeah no. Get real Kyle
Although this does sound like BS, and I hate to defend Kyle, but in all fairness, if Bravo wants these ladies to be actual ‘friends’ in order to establish connections during filming, then there should be nothing wrong with having ‘off camera’ discussions. It’s not like these cameras are following them around 365 days a year and every interaction has to be ‘filmed.’
But having said that, they should be prepared for off-camera conversations to be brought up. Kyle probably did not have good intentions and was most likely trying to cover has ass and/or manipulate Garcelle into thinking she really wants to be her friend to get her to do what she wanted.
Keep in mind, she said that Dorit “exaggerated their friendship” and I think most viewers were under the impression that they were genuine friends, and had plenty of off-camera interactions. Not really the case.
Garcelle pretends to buy her story. I don’t think she did but thought it wasn’t worth the argument and just says “okay.” She should have brought up what I said above that she has a hard time believing that given what she said about her Dorit not even being true friends.
Kyle, that never lies, looks pretty pleased with herself that she seems to have pulled off that lie and sounded so convincing. She quickly looks away.
Andy probes a little and asks if it was about “she who cannot be named?’
Which is ludicrous. WHY can she not be named Kyle? Because YOU decided this, and YOU decided you weren’t going to share your steamy lesbian affair on this show that you consider yourself the queen and ‘main character’ of?
Kyle looks a little embarrassed when Andy says that, and a little surprised. I don’t think she was prepared for that at all. And she hears how fucking stupid it sounds. ‘She who cannot be named.’ Give me a fucking break. What the hell is happening here?
She immediately starts caressing her hair, which is her typical body language tick when she’s anxious or uncomfortable.
Andy digs in even more and wants to know what she has to say to viewers that question this “she cannot be named” horseshit when she’s on a reality show and she paraded this girl around said reality show last season. And as I said before, in what Bravoverse does the previous season’s story lines and comments not get discussed when cameras are picked up again?
Fucking Crystal’s whole entire story line one season was some cryptic comment Sutton made the previous season that greatly traumatized her, which took place during filming but for some reason was NOT filmed, or at least aired.
Oh okay Kyle, here we go, roll out the ‘my kids’ fucking nonsense. I’m not going to do anything that will affect my daughters’ lives for a TV show.”
What does this have to do with her daughters?
Any time Housewives get put on the spot, they tend to start with this ‘my kids’ and ‘my family’ excuse, to I guess gain sympathy with the audience. They know most viewers are women and moms, and she thinks we’ll just go along with that.
It’s funny because they’ve had zero problem parading their kids around on reality TV for several years, but when they can use them as an excuse to get out of talking about something they don’t want to address, they clutch their pearls and cry “OMG but my chilllllllllrennnnnn!!”
Give me a fucking break Kyle. You’re such a phony fucking fraud.
She reminds of some other disgusting FRAUD I know.
And riddle me this: What in the FUUUUUCK do your daughters have to do with elaborating on your alleged extra-marital lesbian affair?
If you were so worried about how this would affect them, why then were you even making it your whole story line and putting Morgan on the show and swooning over her?
Not to mention all of your other past shit behavior? Were you worried about you daughters then? But when it’s you on the hot seat, this show can potentially ruin your daughters’ lives??
Like what you did to Denise, and your own sister? Were you worried about your daughters then? What kind of clownery is this Kyle Richards? Huh??
Always the Kyle-brown-noser, Erika immediately: “I agree.”
Of course you do Erika. Shut up. We know.
How about someone asking, like I don’t know, Andy for instance, ‘and can you explain how talking about your relationship with Morgan affects your daughters exactly? And why you weren’t worried about that last season?’
Bringing up her daughters right here was just so fucking random, was it not?
Whatever.
Boz does speak up and wonders why all the nonsense fucking excuses? Just say “I’m not talking about it…” Stop claiming you’re sharing when you’re clearly not.
“Yah” she says. She claims she could have just ‘not said anything and zipped her mouth.’
Boz or someone, anyone, should have followed up with, “well that’s kind of what you’re doing.” Are these bitches on mute here or what??
Dorit brings up the “exaggerated our friendship” comment to Kyle and how that felt to her like she couldn’t go any lower.
Kyle claims she said that because she was sulking when Dorit said on WWHL that she feels like since Kyle has gone into his intense ‘friendship’ with Morgan, she’s been feeling out in the cold.
I’m paraphrasing but that was the gist.
Kyle accuses Dorit of “wanting to get a dig in.” That’s kind of the life that WWHL has taken on lately. You don’t think Andy knows what he’s doing with these questions? As she said, she answered the question.
It’s interesting how Kyle drags poor Morgan (well I guess we shouldn’t assume she’s a victim here, that’s the narrative Kyle is trying hard to spin) to London to celebrate her husband’s birthday with her. How weird is that? It’s very weird.
But we’re not allowed to question it! Kyle has daughters! She’s the only Housewife with offspring you know.
Kyle pretends to care about Dorit’s feelings that she iced her out after she started her little special friendship with Morgan Wade. Kyle pretends she’s looking at it from her perspective and SHE KNOWS that Morgan had nothing to do with her pulling away. It was just coincidental you know, that she started ignoring Dorit during this time period.
BUT KYLE DOESN’T LIE RIGHT??
Poor Kyle, she claims that comment “created an issue” for her. Why? What issue? (no one asks) and so what if it did. Does she know she ‘created issues’ for Denise Richards outing her for having a little fling with Brandi Glanville??
She knows but she doesn’t care because only SHE matters. Also sounds like someone I know. When the same exact thing is turned around on her that she did to someone else, it’s the end of the world and we’re out for blood. Got it Kate, I mean Kyle.
Kyle has this stupid excuse that Dorit mentioning her name “causes her… (she pauses and gulps, because she’s lying) …anxiety and she doesn’t want to be a part of that.”
Then why did she agree to be on the show Kyle? If she didn’t want to be a part of it?
She seemed to be lovin’ the cameras on her, if I recall correctly. And she IS a performer, is she not??
By the way Kyle suddenly touched her head when she said that. People tend to touch their face, their eye, scratch their head or nose, mess with their hair as they tell a lie.
So really Morgan doesn’t give a fuck about her name being mentioned on Bravo. She even enjoys the attention. It’s KYLE that has a problem with it. Because SHE’S anxious about it.
But Kyle doesn’t lie right?
Andy quickly points out, he’s doing his job for a change, that’s she’s a public figure and FAMOUS SINGER, soooooo…
“Well, it’s different from the Housewife vibe” as Kyle quickly tries to change the subject. But not so fast, Andy’s not done.
She looks annoyed.
“And when you’re already famous and in the public eye, there’s going to be speculation about your life.”
Kyle claims she “hadn’t experienced it until here.”
Andy points out how she gained exposure as a singer when she appeared on the show? She also performed on the show. Andy, you annoy me a lot, but I LOVE YOU right now.
As Kyle, who DOESN’T LIE YOU KNOW, is stuttering and stammering and saying nothing because she fucking knows they’re right, Andy interrupts with how Morgan even got a NY Times article out of it.
Andy further comments that (she’s getting so pissed) the music video depicting them as lovers contributed to what was already out there in a big way. And that was totally in her hands.
In other words Kyle, he’s telling you that you make no fucking sense and it’s clear you’re lying.
He tells her she can’t have her cake and eat it too. Oh my God. I am DEAD right now. This is epic guys, it really is. Andy is calling her out left and right on her fucking lies.
She’s so fucking mad.
Now she’s walking back the ‘Morgan was pissed and anxious’ thing, after Andy points out it makes no fucking sense
Now the problem has changed to “it was one more thing and the icing on the cake (lots of cake references) of things that had been chipping away at me…” so… ummmm, yeah that’s it. That’s the ticket.
Kyle. Oh my God. I can’t.
That statement made zero sense whatsofuckingever. Zero. And what does changing your story mean? You’re lying.
But I forgot Kyle doesn’t lie.
They’re taking a break, and I’m going to take one too and do a Part 2. So stay tuned for more lies from Kyle Richards.
You’re SUCH A LIAR, KYLE!!
