I don’t care what anyone says. Kathy is hilarious. She gives zero fucks about being bougie and impressive on this show, and I kind of admire that.
I do not know what this Boz and Sutton scene was about, but it came off as inauthentic with Boz trying to pretend she’s Miss Congeniality.
By this point she was all for the divide and the alliances, and she went with The Plastics, so just stop Boz. Just. STOP.
You are a fake and a phony, and your fashion sense, or lack thereof is cheap looking and embarrassing.
“Sutton has made up a narrative in her head that I’m Team Dorit.”
I mean, where oh WHERE would she get that craziness??
This interaction is so awkward.
Sutton points out how Dorit and Kyle also had certain things to say about Erika and her plight four years ago.
Apparently Boz doesn’t know what a ‘come to Jesus moment’ means.
“With who?”
What?
Did Tilly really ask the beach server if he was “the waiter guy?” That was cringy. Do better Tilly, please. Plus I don’t think she wants a big old loogie in her Pina Colada.
Kyle claims to Tilly and Garcelle that she ‘loves’ Sutton. Really Kyle? I would hate to see how you treat someone you don’t ‘love.’
Do we have to rehash Kyle not speaking up against Erika?? Kyle is NOT going to choose Sutton over Erika. It’s a ridiculous discussion.
It’s strange Kyle had no idea Tilly’s money and lavish lifestyle came from her share in the Simpsons. Then again she lives in her world of Kyle.
She’s not divorcing Mario, because she still wants money from Mario without having to haggle out some sort of settlement with attorneys.
Dorit and Erika have a pretty crude Mean Girl sesh with guess-who as the subject.
So did Dorit like NOT look in the mirror before she sat down to do this scene? I know she’s going for au natural, but that hair is bad.
Boz is on my last nerve on this episode. Every time she opens her mouth I wanna smack her. I’ll have to stand on a chair.
I think I probably come up to her waist. She is one big lady.
There’s a theme for the evening of a Saint Lucian costume involving a lot of feathers, and not a lot of fabric.
Boz, who has made a habit of dressing horribly and not dressing for her body, does not disappoint tonight. She didn’t look in the mirror either.
Erika just shut up. Is it really THAT insulting that you may have pre-planned to bitch at Sutton??
She honestly I am sure, doesn’t even fucking care.
She delivers this very serious demand to know who said it.
“Was it youuuuuu, or was it youuuuuu?” as she dramatically gestures towards Tilly and Sutton.
I guess she wants to go out with a bang, since all season we had to witness this ‘rebrand’ of sorts.
Erika, it’s so not that serious. Literally you sound stupid.
She goes on some soap box speech about this very very crucial matter.
I mean at the end of the day, does it really even matter whether or not it was ‘coordinated?’
It’s so not even the point.
The point is Erika was acting fucking cunty as usual. When she has no leg to stand on when addressing another’s behavior.
Why is Garcelle kissing her ass?
The shit that got said to her kids?? And what got done to Jax on social media by her and Rinna??
Somehow, for some reason, shockingly, Erika drops it after Tilly says she said it, and this blows over and does not turn into this whole big thing.
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ONE MONTH LATER…
Ya know Erika seems so miffed that Tom is still alive. She can’t even attempt to hide it.
The verdict is in, and he was found guilty of embezzlement and wire fraud. She never saw this coming she claims.
I mean, if she had a brain she should have had some sort of inkling given the amount of money she spent on a daily basis.
She’s facing a little trouble now.
Regarding Tom Girardi’s embezzlement and stealing from his clients, and how most, if not all of that money was spent on or given to Erika, whether or not she ‘knew’ should be irrelevant.
The woman spent 24 million in stolen funds, and that might even be a conservative figure. She owes his clients this money.
Anything she has of value should be ordered to be sold and her wages should be garnished.
The courts think so too, that she should be on the hook, and she’s currently being sued for her excessive spending of fraudulent funds. She’s being sued by Tom’s bankruptcy trustee in a civil suit. We’ll see how that goes. She’ll probably get off again. Like I don’t think she should go to jail but she should be shelling out some dough to these people.
Kyle drops in to console her fake friend as she shovels ice cream into her mouth. She’s so distraught, she’s eating ice cream. She’s trying to make it look like stress eating but I’m sure that’s not it.
Okay the word ‘beautiful’ was said twice within two seconds of Kyle walking in the door. The flowers are beautiful and Kyle looks beautiful. Everything is just beautiful. It’s almost as if Mario is here.
This verdict has just ruined ERIKA’S day. She was doing SO WELL before this horrible news came out.
Never mind Tom sitting in jail that she has written off as dead, since he has no money left for her to blow on nonsense.
HER day is now ruined.
This woman is something. Zero self-awareness.
“That dude ain’t got 80 days in him.”
‘That dude.’
Kyle is so funny when she tries to look empathetic. She is always actually smirking if you really look at her face.
Erika rambles on and on and on about herself. Not about Tom, not about the people he stole from, now this is affecting HER.
I fee like Kyle might be also thinking this. Not sure though if she’s deep enough to see that.
She wishes “things were not this way.”
Well yeah, duh, we know Erika.
You thought the money was going to last forever at the rate you were spending, because you’re dumb as fuck, he was going to croak by 80, and you were going to live the baller life in that house with an endless supply of cash, and never have to lift a finger.
Kyle commiserates with her ‘Poor Erika’ rhetoric. Of course she does. Hey Kyle throw her some cash if you feel THAT bad.
That’s it!
Lots of reunion drama is ahead of us!!
