I’m so embarrassed. I didn’t even realize this was finale week. Didn’t really seem like they were talking it up.
And they don’t usually have a cast trip as the finale.
I was reading that they rushed the finale due to Garcelle’s impeding exit, but not sure how that works out timing-wise. She would have had to let Bravo know at least a few months ago for that to be the case, I would think.
Do you all know the Garcelle drama by now? She has announced she’s not returning. There was a whole big blow up at the reunion where the Mean Girl Brigade all came after her and Sutton and Garcelle walked off the stage and didn’t come back.
I’m immensely disappointed in Boz. Can someone please let her know?
Thought she was her own person, and this ‘boss bitch’ and wouldn’t be drinking the Evil Housewife Kool-Aid.
She was on WWHL with Erika and she totally mimicked her the entire time. It was tough to watch.
I don’t know what makes those two think they’re so fucking interesting.
Erika’s story line was her hideous jungle wallpaper on a rental, that I guess she realizes she’ll be having to tear down when she moves.
And Boz’s was pretending to contemplate having a baby at 50, with a guy she barely knows, and can’t even tell her he loves her. Then she puts her teenager up to asking him shit she was afraid to ask. That dinner was awkward AF.
“You pose as a friend but work as an enemy.”
Okay Erika who wanted Andy to ‘eviscerate’ Kyle a few reunions ago.
I don’t know what Boz is thinking when she chose this get-up. I can’t even take her seriously as she talks to Garcelle. She looks like a clown.
Guys, it’s not outlandish to think that these women get together and plan a take down. That attack on Sutton probably was planned. I’m sure Erika didn’t come up with all of that on the spot. Please.
Erika correcting or criticizing anyone else’s behavior is just laughable anyway.
Garcelle reminds Sutton how Kyle didn’t stand up for her.
Sutton, Kyle does not like you. You’re too much fun to pick on.
Don’t be offended. She does not like anyone. Deep down, she really doesn’t. She doesn’t like any of her ‘friends.’ She doesn’t like her sisters. I’m not going to say she doesn’t love her daughters, because she clearly does and that would be a terrible thing to say. I do have a heart.
I feel like this is an opening for me to comment on what kind of evil sinister disgusting pile of feces tries to turn a daughter against her mother for fun and entertainment? All due to obscene jealousy and insecurity issues. And then said steaming pile of feces sleeps at night. Living her best life, giving herself her pathetic Ozempic shots, so she can be skinny like me, and hitting the hay. Not a care in the world. In her fake marriage that started out as two people having extra-marital affairs.
I should start making Tik-Toks about my experiences with narcissistic abuse. Since that’s all the rage now.
Back to this, other than her kids, Kyle has a black heart and no soul when comes to anyone else. She just wants Mario back because she’s jealous he’s moving on, happy as a clam and not pining over her.
Do you all really think she likes Erika? No, she doesn’t. That’s some sort of Bravo orders, or Erika’s getting paid off.
Maybe Kyle paid for that hideous wallpaper.
Maybe she despises other women because of her sorry-excuse-for-a-mother.
Not to speak ill of the dead, but her mom was fucking nuts and I’m convinced coined the term gold-digger. I mean the lady had NO shame whatsoever when it came to using rich guys. She even married some mob guy knowing full well that’s where he got his money and she didn’t care. And had this man around her kids.
I hate all of this petty mean girling, so this is going to be trying, but it’s the finale. I need to do it.
Sutton did have a lot to say to Erika about the Tom saga, as they play flashes, but so did the others. And Kyle was egging her on. Typical Kyle having someone doing her dirty work.
Even Kyle was getting in on the gossip and ridicule. Did she say a lot to her face? No but she should have.
I think everyone wanted Erika at that time, and we’re still waiting actually, to express some sort of remorse. I get it she wasn’t the mastermind behind the theft and ‘Ponzi scheme’ but even though she wasn’t directly responsible, people she was INVOLVED.
She was receiving and spending stolen money. A LOT of it. To the tune of 24 million. This wasn’t no fucking chump change.
And she knew he was doing sketchy shit to get it to her. Did she know the extent of it? Probably not. Do you really think she is capable of doing that much ‘thinking?’
And yeah he was already shady in his own right, with or without having to support Erika’s fake music career and outrageous spending habits.
I’m sure he’s always pushed the envelope, or done some things that weren’t on the up and up. But the extent to which he was robbing Peter to pay Paul, spending clients’ law suit winnings and lying that he was ‘investing’ it, was because he wanted to impress Erika and keep up with her spending.
Anyone not realizing this at this point, I guess you weren’t paying attention to her early seasons, nor reading up on all of this w hen it was going down.
Erika thought Tom was this bottomless pit of fucking cash, because that’s how dumb she is. She doesn’t know there was bit of overhead when you own a large law firm.
He was proud, and wanted her to continue thinking that, because (I assume) he felt like the big man. Which was stupid of him. That’s what happens when you have a huge ego I suppose.
Poor guy. I know he was an asshole, but so is Erika, and I still feel a little sorry for him.
I suspect he thought he would be getting a return on his investment, and Erika’s stupid ‘shows’ would actually be profitable one day. I assume he was thinking he could replace the money he was ‘borrowing.’
Tom. Tom. Tom. Ya ‘bet it all on blonde’ and ya lost. Ya lost big. She’s not talented. Period.
Now you’re going to die in jail cell alone while your wife, who won’t even speak to you, is getting a boner over wallpaper, and still refuses to throw the victims a couple dollars, or to accept any accountability whatsoever. Not even a ‘hey, as I reflect on all of this, I was spending a lot of money and I’m sorry if that’s what made you feel like you had to go to these lengths.’ She won’t even speak to him at all. I’ll go so far as to say she can’t wait for him to croak. I think she’s literally pissed he’s still alive.
I got on a rant I didn’t mean to get on. I went down that rabbit hole.
I know where I was going with that. I was trying to explain that I don’t think Sutton ‘goes after’ women that are getting a divorce, even though I can see how it appears that way.
These three women, Erika Kyle and Doritos have all been assholes to her, and Sutton was wanting to hold them accountable for some of their shit.
Erika for being an all-around reptile, and Kyle for not sharing her relationship with Morgan, and her marriage troubles last season.
And as for Dorit, Sutton and Dorit were never friends, so that doesn’t even count.
I do see Kyle’s point later when confronted by Garcelle, that she wasn’t sticking up for her either. She really didn’t have a leg to stand on to bitch at Kyle for that.
Kyle knows Sutton is desperate for her to like her, and she loves withholding her friendship. It makes her feel important and entitled.
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I thought maybe Kathy was kidding when she said she was wearing shorts and a tee shirt to dinner.
But she was serious.
The others are dressed to the nines and overdo it as usual, and she’s wearing what you would lounge around in by yourself.
Even down to the hair claw. It’s not even an accessory hair claw. It’s like the one you keep in the bathroom to put your hair back when you’re brushing your teeth.
I think she tries to make a statement, that she doesn’t put in any effort because she just doesn’t care about impressing these ladies nor the viewers.
I don’t know her, we don’t hang out, (but I think we would have fun together) but this is my assumption.
I highly doubt that she would dress like this if this were centered around HER family and friends.
She knows they typically get dressed up for dinner. They get dressed up to go for coffee at 10 am.
Kyle looks at her judgingly. Whatever Kyle, she wanted to be comfortable and she doesn’t give a fuck about impressing you and your stupid pretend friends. Also It’s August in the Caribbean, and she’s hot and didn’t feel like putting on a fucking evening gown.
I guess Klyle learned her lesson. I see she is no longer pointing it out and ridiculing her in front of the group like she was in Aspen. I do think that is part of what sparked her extreme melt down.
Remember she’s ten years older than Kyle and the other ladies so perhaps she was feeling insecure.
If you remember tat trip, she basically did what she’s doing here. She dressed extremely casually and comfortably and gave zero fucks what people thought.
Kyle relentlessly picked at her, and made her feel insecure. Maybe this is why she is under dressed on this trip as well. Maybe sort of a subtle ‘fuck you’ to Kyle.
I’m convinced that’s why she always carries a purse to the reunions now.
Remember in Aspen, Kyle showed the entire table her purse, laughing at how it was a literal ‘bag.’
Kyle would lose her shit if she she got called out like that and ridiculed relentlessly about what she was wearing.
But a tee shirt Kathy?? I think it’s hilarious. She’s carries around a battery fan. Apparently she’s very hot.
As they gather to leave for dinner, Tilly announces Sutton is still getting ready.
Boz so innocently inquires: “Ohhhh is something the matter?”
Seriously Bozo?? Can you sound any more like you’re playing fucking dumb? You really wanna dumb yourself down like this?
Erika plays dumb too, but it’s a lot more acceptable and common coming from Erika. “What do you mean?”
Erika is obsessed with some sort of payback. Even though the questions at that time were valid, and again, I think they were all in disbelief about her nonchalant attitude, and just looking for her to express some sort of feelings. And it wasn’t just Sutton, not sure why is she getting singled out. Not to mention if I remember correctly, she was getting egged on by the others to ask Erika these fucking questions.
Erika didn’t know what the word ‘empathy’ even meant until last season when her therapist explained it to her.
You know, it’s not out of the realm of possibility that Doritos and Erika planned and discussed this.
I mean really. Let’s lose the pearl-clutching gasps when Tilly presents her hunch.
Kyle with her fucking huge-ass claw on her heart in fake disbelief. You really can see why her acting career went nowhere.
I’m sure they did pre-plan what went down on the boat. Maybe not exactly everything that was said, but it it was discussed. Come on.
Actually this was Tilly’s suspicion, and it’s being presented as Sutton’s which seems unfair. But whatever.
Garcelle points to Kyle telling her Sutton needs ‘blind loyalty’ from her. No Garcelle, that’s Erika that gets the ‘blind loyalty.’
Here’s where I guess I can see Kyle’s frustration.
Garcelle didn’t communicate that accurately. And have they not been paying attention? There was no way in hell she was going to stick up for Sutton when Erika is bitching at her.
Garcelle does walk back the ‘blind loyalty.’ Maybe just regular loyalty.
Sutton decides to join the group in her giraffe dress. Tilly fills her in on what was being said at the house.
Kyle approaches Sutton with her typical Kyle-smirk on her face, so you know she has no intent of being humble, nor apologetic nor caring how she feels.
She brings up Sutton’s questioning of her hiding her life changes last season. How dare SHE get questioned.
They know damned well Sutton’s trying to earn her Bravo check. Are they not expected to ask questions and keep things moving?
What about how Kyle grilled the shit out of Denise Richards about the Brandi Glanville alleged affair, and if I remember correctly, even told her she’s expected to share and tell the truth if she’s on the show. You remember “Bravo Bravo Bravo!”Denise was doing that because she thought the scene wouldn’t be usable. Which she was wrong about of course.
I have come across that comparison here and there on social media, but certainly not enough.
Kyle tells her ‘everyone gets pummeled.’ No. Not really. Kyle couldn’t even take a little bit of questioning about her ‘memes and jokes’ relationship with PK and stormed out of the house in a bathrobe.
Kathy approaches. I was surprised to see her being nice to Sutton. Remember how she was really pissed at her at the reunion last year. She commented about Sutton’s ‘panic attack’ exit and said she was getting ready to go after her, and she knew it. Or something like that.
She tells Kathy she doesn’t wanna discuss it and just wants to be ‘Barbie’ like everyone else.
Whatever it was, I guess she got over it. Probably something Kyle cooked up and put her up to. Or made up.
Kyle really does hate Sutton, and I wish she would realize that.
You can see the change in Boz since we’re at the end of filming. She’s definitely now into the drama and the bitchiness. In the beginning she really wasn’t.
I’m telling you, this mean-girl energy is really contagious and bitches just feed off of each other with this shit.
Kathy is having hot flashes I guess. She seems like she should be over those at this point. She asks the wait staff for bags of ice that she proceeds to put under her armpits at the table.
A lot of viewers on the online chats think these quirky behaviors are an act. I’m not 100% sure, but it does not seem like she’s acting to me. If she is, she deserves an Oscar. Then we’d have two Oscar-noms at the table.
She just doesn’t care what anyone thinks of her here, and I kind of admire that.
Dorit’s really non-intelligent remark about the colluding accusation (let’s remember Tilly said this, not Sutton) is that is something Sutton would do.
I see where she’s going with that. I said that earlier (are they copying me?)
Now that we have more of an understanding of severe personality disorders, since there are a lot of online videos about women talking about their experiences dealing with narcissistic abuse, we’re learning that’s part of the disorder, where you constantly accuse others of doing what YOU are doing. And the puzzling part is, somehow they fail to feel stupid about it.
I just don’t think that’s what’s going on here with Sutton though.
Sutton is a lot of things but not his master manipulator and stratigist when it comes to Housewives is not one of them.
It seems like she always has to be on the defense, and answer for past comments and behaviors. And the others really don’t have to deal with that.
Do we do that with Kyle? Or Erika?
Erika said some heinous shit a few seasons ago about Tom’s clients he stole from. Heinous. Can we bring that up?
Can we bring up Doritos pointing out that she’s definitely not racist because she has all of these wonderful black and brown people as her hired help.
Can we talk about that??
Can we talk about how horrible Kyle used to be to Kim, calling out her alcoholism, and not in a supportive way, in a shaming her way? And stealing her goddamned house?
Why can’t we talk about any of that??
Maybe since that’s what THEY do, they’re saying Sutton does it. I mean really, this can go round and round all night long.
You’re manipulative. No YOU are. I know you, are but what am I??
Kathy changes out of the shorts and grubby T-shirt into a moomoo and announces she ‘tinkled’ in her shorts.
She just does not care at all.
Now we’re starting imitations. Those usually don’t end well. Tilly playfully says “no ma’am” in Sutton’s twang, so Doritios and Scerika jump way on board and start squealing in an exaggerated southern accent.
Sutton mocks them mocking her. Can’t make this shit up.
Doritos and Erika are two bitches that do not need to have their portrait on their birthday cakes.
The dinner ends with little to no drama believe it or not.
Stay tuned for Part 2!
Not my fault! Got on a rant, and it was a super-sized episode.
