Okay here we go, sorry I’m late again. Can we all agree Kyle overdoes these fedora hats a little bit, or a lot. Is that what they are, Fedora? We get it you have a lot of hats, Kyle. She even wears them in the house. In the HOUSE.
What the hell is Rinna inhaling?? hairspray? Spray paint?
Rinna goes right in with her rendition recap of the previous night – “Kathy was having an absolute meltdown, I’ve never seen anything like this in my life.”
Really Rinna? Maybe you should watch yourself back, this season, for sure, and previous seasons as well? Like, really? Are you sniffing coke in the bathroom?? How do people so fucking hypocritical even get through a day without feeling like the world’s biggest dumb ass? Don’t they feel so silly projecting constantly all of their behaviors on everyone else? And being critical of others for shit they knew they fucking do, themselves? And worse? And more often. Everyone has a breaking point when they’ve just fucking had it. Some people literally get a gun and blow the person’s head off that’s making their life difficult, but your average person just has a screaming fit, and maybe throws a few things. And I think Kathy’s meltdown wasn’t so much due to this stupid fucking congo dance, but the snooty remarks, and cold shoulder she’s been getting from her own fucking sister and Renal Rinna all season long. Aaaand, I think they even kicked it into high gear on this Aspen trip. I mean that tequila thing? Come on. Just fucking taste the tequila.
Kyle and Rinna both say that they’re puffy and what all they’re blaming it on. It sure wouldn’t be the 37 margaritas and tequila shots they were doing right ?
Kyle talks about every time she cried during the trip, that’s why she’s puffy. Rinna asks when she cried? When did she cry?? Is she joking? Kyle Richards crying for three straight days isn’t out of the ordinary. And she’s an ugly crier I might add.
Rinna, still “in shock” she claims. She is super committed to those Steve Erkel glasses.
They look like fools puttering around the kitchen. Kyle with her stupid hat on, and Rinna and those ridiculous glasses. Rinna “couldn’t even imagine that coming from anyone in this group, let alone ‘Kathy Hilton.”
Like I said, everyone has their breaking points, and will do something uncharacteristic when pushed. And because she married the Hilton Hotel dude 50 years ago, that means she’s not supposed to have fucking feelings, and emotions and get upset? Rinna is such a moron. Literally sitting there with a straight face saying this shit in her yap.
Producers are probably rolling their eyes and trying so hard not to throw the camera in her fucking face.
Kyle says Kathy doesn’t want to come out of her room, and she does not want to fly back with them (that’s probably a good idea anyway, she hasn’t seen that plane) and somehow “this will be her fault.”
It seems to me she knows exactly why Kathy is pissed, and KNOWS she is partially to blame, that’s why she’s not one bit curious as to why Kathy is mad at her, and staying in her room until these assholes leave.
How can she act so oblivious to the awareness of the way she’s been treating Kathy? Constant passive aggressive snark about every fucking thing she does? Like asking for silverware, and a place to hang her fucking clothes? Kathy didn’t even bitch how she purposely gave her the worst room?
Can we just picture for one second asking another ‘Housewife’ to take that room on a group trip? Ramona? (holy shit I would pity that person that gave her this room!) Luann? Teresa? Shannon? They all would have been bitching up a storm, and turned that fucking house upside down if given that room? Well maybe not Shannon, but didn’t she have a mini-shit fit and go to a hotel on OC once because her room in Mexico at Vickie’s house wasn’t big and lavish enough for her? Yet here’s loaded Kathy fucking Hilton saying NOTHING about this small basement room, sleeping on a bunk bed with nowhere to hang her clothes.
Kathy uttered not one complaint and said “I’ll be fine here.” Then just asked about fucking hangers the next morning. Kyle is an asshole and reminds me of my own sister. That’s why I have so much insight here, so you’re welcome.
They get on the porn plane and immediately order more alcohol. Rinna and Kyle complaining they’re puffy but ordering more booze, a sodium packed Bloody Mary of all things.
Again yawn — Erika and Sutton convo – and Erika with the fake “I don’t want to fight anymore, I want to be friends” which we’ve heard umpteen fucking times, and we know she never ever means it. It’s just a way to lure Sutton in, and let her guard down so they can provoke her and call her names like a high school mean girl, then sit back and laugh, and use her reactions against her.
“I want to connect on a human basis.” Mmmkay Erika, well to achieve that, I think a prerequisite is that you have to be actually human and have actual feelings and emotions, about other humans.
So now she’s ‘sorry’ and addressing the group now, because she has no choice, she pissed off everyone else too, and since this plane is about 40 SF and everyone is right there. She fake apologizes, mostly because she feels stupid, and is making excuses. Crystal, Garcelle and Sutton look at her like they’re not buyin one word of this, and have so much pity for her.
And then gullible fucking Sutton again with her believing this fucking crap, and getting all emotional or whatever. She fed her this line in Mexico, remember? And last season, remember?
I even caught the almost guilty looking smirk on Erika’s face in Mexico when she was assuring Sutton is was ‘for reals’ this time.
Then they bring up Kathy as they’re stuffing these sandwiches down their gullets, talking with their fucking mouths full, and it’s kind of gross. How she wouldn’t come out of her room in the dungeon, didn’t want to fly home with them… and oh my God Kyle is sooooo confused why she’s pissed off!!
This looks like a different plane doesn’t it than the one they came on? Still small but the seats aren’t 1968 orange ?
Now it’s Scarika’s turn to project, and sound like a fucking hyprocrite on crack, and describe Kathy’s “breakdown.”
Sutton describes the turn of events in her yap that Kathy desperately wanted to do the Congo line, and no one wanted to, then she was in her face saying she wanted to leave and telling her, “if you don’t leave with me, you’re not my friend”
3– My speculation is that Rinna and Kyle were being snarky all evening, (and don’t forget the tequila thing earlier that day) and when she wanted to do the congo, they weren’t exactly nice about their refusal, made her feel stupid, and she snapped.
Combine that with the fact they were drinking basically ALL FUCKING DAY. Remember that stupid hat shopping waste of money event, started in the afternoon, and they were doing tequila shots and drinking margs there, then went to the other bar for dinner, and more drank more.
I’m sure Kyle ordered a “margarita no salt” two seconds after walking into this ‘club.’
Remember also they’re fucking assholes stoned cold sober, and when you’re intoxicated your personality magnifies, so I imagine that there were making rude comments or blowing off and she snapped. I can just hear Kyle, “Kathy, I can’t with you ! no one wants to do that, stop asking!”
Not sure what Kathy’s alcohol tolerance is, but perhaps she drank more than normal too, and that possibly added to her frustration. And that’s why she unloaded more of what she actually thinks about Kyle than she normally would.
Remember all of Kyle’s other subtle little digs, we saw during the trip, she laughed it off, and was a good sport about her clothes and purse being insulted and basic requests being ridiculed.
In hearing Kyle’s recap, she’s claiming complete ignorance and confusion. Do we buy that? Who is buying that ?? Please say you’re not. Kyle refused to leave with her, as a good supportive sister would, when she was staying at HER home, when Kathy was visibly upset.
“No Kathy, we’re not leaving, we just got here” she repeats that she said to her, as if she’s proud of herself for speaking to Kathy that way. Is this how she encourages her daughters to treat each other I’m wondering??
Also Kathy should have NEVER trusted Rinna to be the one to go home with her? Did she think Rinna was doing that out of the goodness of her heart, and to be kind? Fuck no, she did it to get some dirt to use against her !
It’s what also leads me to believe she may have been intoxicated. Rinna wasn’t missing THIS opportunity! Come hell or high water, she was getting the fucking tea, so she could throw her under the bus, or van, somewhere, anywhere.
Kathy allegedly said, she’s “taking down the network, Kyle’s family, she ‘made’ Kyle, and she will destroy her.” Kind of see her point there. Rick her husband, is how Mauricio got introduced into the real estate world, and how Kyle is able to now has the bougie life she has.
Mario didn’t have shit when they got married, and based on what I read, Rick took him under his wing, since Kyle didn’t really have much earning potential. Terrible wannabe actress, not very smart, was raised to think that men should take care of her etc etc. If Mo didn’t step up, Kyle would be living like some sort of commoner for chrissakes !!
4 — And, no, I don’t think Kathy thinks she needs worshiped and thanked every fucking day, by them. She just simply wants some fucking respect from Kyle. And that’s too much too ask. Shallow Kyle is too worried and pissed off that Kathy became a fan fave last season, and she is losing her fan base due to her childish attitude towards her sisters. And due to her lack of intell, she thought this would be the remedy? Treat the fan favorite worse, making her look even more unlikable than she already does.
Kyle brags about her daughters not fighting like she did with her sisters. That’s hard to believe, that out of four girls, none of them inherited her terrible disgusting personality and behavior.
Erika’s guzzling her drink, so glad this happened because the focus is off of HER meltdown that quickly ensued and escalated, when asked why she doesn’t care about the people that she and Tom stole money from, and brought lavish shit with.
Erika may have been one of the instigators at the club hoping Kathy would unravel? Honestly I don’t put anything past these fucking bitches. Rinna was OF COURSE, because you know, she was so fucking concerned, texting Erika a “play by play” of the things Kathy was saying.
Rinna wants to “rid of herself of what happened last night.” And Rinna, we want to rid ourselves of you and your bullying and big fucking mouth.
Rinna in her yap: “Kyle is way more famous successful and way more famous than Kathy, and clearly Kathy is still holding onto anger over The Agency, and American Woman. I think it’s hard for Kathy to have it all and have her sister have more.”
What?? Rinna really thinks Kyle and Mario are more loaded than the fucking Hiltons??
And she’s so not smart, she’s gonna put ‘American Woman’ in the ‘successes column for Shallow Kyle? That’s awful nice of her, because it was an epic failure, just like everything that Kyle attempts career-wise. Acting, boutiques. It’s a good thing Mario isn’t a fucking nitwit like she is, or they’d be living in the projects of LA.
He was able to make a success of The Agency. What HAS she been successful at? Why would Kathy still be pissed at that show? She should be gloating. It was fucking terrible, show and canceled a minute after it started airing.
Kyle is only ‘way more famous’ due to Bravo, where she has done nothing but back stab her sisters for fame and money. But okay. Apparently that is where this woman’s ‘talent’ lies. Just being her awful disloyal nasty self in front of cameras.
Rinna who has no loyalty whatsoever and zero family values, tells Kyle not to worry, it’s not her problem. Well actually it IS her problem, Renal Head. Kathy was in Aspen visiting her at HER home. Yes Kathy is a grown ass 60 year old woman and can get herself (well sort of) on a flight home, but she was invited there by her sister to her home, where she spent three or whatever days poking at her, until she snapped. So yes, it IS her fucking problem.
5 —So as one would expect, there was a shit ton of speculation on SM about the meltdown, tantrum whatever, thing not being filmed, and no footage whatsoever is being shown. There was a story that Kathy paid off Bravo to not air it or Rinna is lying, exaggerating and Bravo is going along with it, or maybe it was late, and camera crew packed it in for the night.
This is MY original thought, that I didn’t see anywhere, others may have said so by now, but what about Bravo filmed it all, and opted to NOT air it, so they have everyone speculating, guessing, wondering about it, talking about it more… You gotta admit, it’s working. The ep aired a week ago and Twitter viewers are STILL talking about it, and giving their assessments as to why it wasn’t shown, and what they think happened. I think mine is the most accurate.
Crystal is having a birthday party, Sutton and Rinna are shopping. Not Great Gatsby. Hasn’t that been done to death? Doesn’t anyone have an original fucking idea ? Okay whatever.
Crystal sits down with Rob claiming “she’s so busy” as she is looking relaxed as she could possibly be, without one fucking care in the world. Guess she’s not distraught about her ‘eating disorder’ anymore.
How disappointed are we that Shallow Kyle is missing from Crystal’s birthday? She’s gotta go somewhere, who cares where, to demonstrate her bad acting skills. I think Russia would be a good place for her. I heard it’s lovely this time of year, especially now.
Kyle in her yap further demonstrates what a shitty sibling, and all around human she is, by informing us that she hasn’t spoken to Kathy since she’s been home. So she feels no need to reach out to her, and see if she’s okay, speak to her, or go to her house, if she’s not answering calls. Sounds like someone feels guilty and is too afraid to address it with her.
Because you know Kyle, YOU, nor none of these ladies has ever had a meltdown. Kathy Hilton is the pioneer here of epic Housewife meltdowns.
It’s like, never ever happened. It’s so strange, and odd, that she doesn’t know quite how to handle it.
And can I further point out, after Scarika’s many meltdowns, and horrific fucking threats and constant tirades coming out of her mouth, how she only cares about herself, and ‘fuck the stupid poor destitute mother fuckers that we stole from. Whatever. I think they’re lying anyway, there was no plane crash, Tom never took their money?’
But after that, Shallow Kyle is bawling like an infant, and goes graveling back to her to make amends.
But when her sister has a feelings hurt type of tantrum, just write her off – I’m busy – I have no time for this! And I will also add, comparing this to my own situation, she doesn’t want to face Kathy because she knows she was wrong, and she was provoking her the whole time, and doesn’t want to answer for herself, because she can’t. She’s not going to admit she was doing that!
My own sister will NOT face me, and speak to me about her wrong doings and the hypocritical way that she treated me after my minor infraction that I promptly apologized for. Because she cannot justify how she blew it out of proportion just for fun, and answer my questions. All she will do is communicate with me via text, so she has time to think of shit to say to address my questions, to just further pull me down and not address her bad decisions, and the shitty way she treated me after I have always been a good supportive sister to her, through all of her trials and tribulations. I have no problem facing her one on one and having a discussions. If someone is avoiding you, that you that had conflict with, it’s because they cannot justify their actions, they KNOW they did you dirty, and they’re not the “I’m sorry I hurt you, and sorry I fucked up” kind of person. They’re the “project, blame, deny, lie , intimidate, and make you feel worse, so they feel better” type of person.
Kyle says she “doesn’t know how she can fix this?” Ummmm I don’t know, maybe by talking to her and apologizing and owning your shit? Is she fucking retarded ? It probably also further pissed Kathy off when she REFUSED to leave the club with her. Like weren’t they drinking and partying since 3pm? Guess there were still the fucking splits to do?
My stupid fucking ugly sister is probably nosing onto my blog because she’s obsessed with me, as she’s always been, and what I’m doing, and she’s jealous and miserable. Her husband is a gas lighting narcissistic piece of shit too. Oh and he also hit on me. I’m biding my time, and I’ll be rolling that out. Very soon, I think. I’ll keep you posted.
So this chocolate place weird scene. Status quo, Dorito with her tongue in Erika’s asshole has invited here to “lift her spirits after her rough time in Colorado” where she bragged incessantly about her mill $ earrings, flaunted them, said they’re HERS so fuck off, admitted she only cares about herself in Tom’s money money laundering scheme and stealing clients’ money.
And to top it all off, again she referred to them as liars.
But hey Ranch Dorito, by all fucking means, let’s invite her out and “lift her spirits!” By the way has she checked on Kathy? Yeah we know the answer to that.
They keep repeating “chocolate is a luxury it’s a luxury” like a couple of stupid ass parrots. Wait I take that back, parrots are smart. They sound like a couple of fucking fucktards. A Hershey bar costs like $2.00.
They gossip about Garcelle and her talk show, and what she said about this low-down scoundrel thief.
Who cares. We knew that was coming. And no, she didn’t bring it up in Aspen when Erika was screaming and doing her fucking thug act thing, because who knows what this bitch is capable of.
She did however address with her the subject of the discussion on the show, which was the earrings. So shut it Scarika. And why is she dressed like a Nazi soldier? Oh never mind.
Dorito now even refers to Tom’s on-going 15 year theft and deceit of his clients, as “alleged.” What the hell does Erikahave on these women? Or are they just this stupid and gullible? oh my God – fast forward. Enough of this. I’d rather sit here and watch the ‘women pooping’ or shaving their pubes commercial 500 times.
Erika and her makeup and (lack of) style posse are doing shots in the middle of the day in her pool house.
Phoenix scolds Dorito for drinking Coke. This girl is hilar ! And I’m pretty sure she’s going to be pretty famous one day, despite who her parents are. Coke is terrible for you, and she’s right. And she knows this at five? Most kids that age are begging to drink the shit.
7—Sheree arrives at Garcelle’s to go the party together, and proceeds to rip open her card she has for Crystal with the gift, and sign her name on it while Garcelle is upstairs. Was this a joke?
That’s one broke ass pathetic bitch to do this in front of a million people. But okay, at least she’s owning it. Not pretending to be something she’s not.
And she didn’t bring Crystal some fucking pornography book she ‘wrote’ as a ‘Fuck You’ gift like the head butting Bosnian with no couth whatsoever.
She signs it with a highlighter and slobbers all over the envelope to seal it. Who even does that anymore ? It’s gross. And no it’s not a ’covid’ thing, it’s just fucking disgusting. (news flash – germs DID exist before the intentional man made virus bestowed upon the world 2.5 years ago, for reasons that I hope you’re all figuring out by now. (I mean, I hope.) If you’re not, send me a message and I’ll try to explain it. There’s also internet.
Garcelle fills Sheree in on the infamous earrings. Sheree agrees that would be a hard thing to do, give up the earrings. Yeah I can see that, but you know what?? If you’re a normal person with a beating heart, ya suck it the fuck up!! So they were purchased fifteen years ago? (that’s Erika’s rationale)
Well know what hoe, it’s been proven, that they were purchased with Girardi- Kease Law Firm funds, not Tom and Erika Girardi funds, withdrawn at the time of the purchase.
And since that time frame, he has been stealing, swindling, and shuffling around company cash partially belonging to the partners, taking clients’ winnings, and claiming to ‘invest it’ and spending it all on Greedy HOEBAG Erika. So no, it’s not a fucking stretch to call them ‘earrings bought with stolen money’ or how about just stolen fucking earrings that don’t really belong to her.
Sheree, shut up. This is all so not surprising from the woman who just opened a card with a gift her friend purchased, and scribbled her name on it with a fucking highlighter then licked all over the envelope.
Garcelle needs to ditch this dumb bitch now. Guess this is the type of greedy ugly no- ethics bitch Will Pussy Smith is attracted to.
“It’s covid, and we want to minimize the group.” Crystal says this in her yap referring to her party. What’s covid? “It’s covid?” What the fuck does that even mean? “It’s flu, It’s chicken pox.” Does that make sense when referring to a time period? This stupid lingo has been burned in our brains for 2.50 years, that people don’t realize how ridiculous it sounds, and can’t use their own common sense to hear how stupid it is.
And we’re over the covid scamdemic people. It’s never going away. It’s a mild flu/sore throat. Please stop making yourselves sound stupid. If she’s that worried about it, then don’t have a fucking party!
Party is underway. Sutton and Crystal compare earrings. Sutton is wearing vintage clothing and jewelry, and Crystal says her earrings are from Amazon.
8- No one understands Erika’s strange Statue of Liberty get -up. I don’t think she nor her makeup moron knows what Roaring 20’s is.
Crystal is a great hostess and greeting everyone at the door and thanking them for coming. Like you’re SUPPOSED TO DO. How many times do we see Housewives still in their rooms getting ready, when guests start to arrive, and they’re knocking and knocking on the door, (Sonja Morgan- NYC) or no one even offering them anything. (Sanya Ross – Atlanta) If Crystal is so worried about ‘covid’ she should wear six layers of gloves to open that fucking card after Sheree licked all over it.
Rinna is dressed like Charlie Chaplin and looks like a weirdo. Rinna continues to not be able to shut up about her Kathy trauma and even drops ‘PTSD’ in her yap. I guarantee you, if she was asked what the acronym stands for, she wouldn’t even fucking know. She just knows if refers to being traumatized. And pretending to be traumatized.
You’ll have to remind me – did Sutton even begin to carry it this far when she was ferociously grabbed by the arms and drunkenly screamed at directly in her face by Kyle Richards?
Did Sutton react this way when Lisa screamed at her to get the fuck out of her house?
Did Did Sutton react this way when Lisa again screamed at her for the same thing yet again at the next gathering in front of the group? (after claiming to be over it and moving past it and not bringing it up again)
Did Garcelle react this way to her kid being told “to get the fuck out of here” by a foul-mouthed shitfaced Erika?
Kathy arrives and greets everyone, and of course is saying nothing about Aspen. Why would she? Not appropriate. She probably wouldn’t have came if Kyle were here. She does kind of look tense.
Crystal takes everyone to the basement and refers to it as “the lower floor.” Guess that’s a bougie finished basement in Beverly Hills ? Can’t just fucking say basement Crystal? It does appear to be below grade. It’s a fucking basement sweetheart. She then proceeds to brag about the approximate cost of the renos, sort of. What the fuck does she care if it crossed over to seven figures? She doesn’t do shit for it.
All we hear is Loud Mouth Rinna yelling about where the fuck she is sitting. I know where she can sit her ass, and it’s way way down below us, and it’s rumored to be kind of hot there. So she should pack accordingly.
All the germy filthy staff with mouth diapers on, and no one else. It really has turned into sort of a status thing with the masks. Don’t say it hasn’t. The lowly servers have to wear them, but not the rich folks. Anyone that can help me to understand that, I’m all ears.
She keeps looking at Kathy and smirking and trying to intimidate her as she’s sitting at the bar by herself. Kathy is ignoring her. Rob brags about his original 1940’s one of a hundred-made jukebox. Fucking Dorito asks how much it was. Who does that?? So tacky! Rob looks uncomfortable, but discloses it was only 30g. Dorito acts like that’s not a lot. Can she buy a 30g jukebox? No she cannot. I guess the way he described it, I wouldn’t have been surprised if there was another zero. Apparently not that many people care about an 80 year old juke box. I think it’s kind of cool though. Wonder if it works, he didn’t say.
Erika has another one of her fake moments with Sutton. Slobbering, need for validation fucking Sutton, still slobbering all over this witch after everything that took place in Aspen. Laughing viscously after Diana called her a c***, and her fucking tirades about, again, not giving a fuck about the people that they stole money from. And here’s fucking Simple Ass Sutton clambering for her attention. I don’t get it. I would just be blatantly ignoring this asshole, and not giving her this satisfaction.
This is just encouragement and even enabling her to keep behaving the ways she does, because there are no fucking consequences whatsoever. If anything, it encourages her to keep going. Do they even respect her, sort of, after she screams and yells like she does?
Erika asks Rob about the “lower floor” finishing. I love when Erika tries to relate to the people that you know STILL are loaded and living in bougie houses, because they didn’t, you know STEAL AND LIE to maintain their wealth and buy nice shit.
She throws out the “up to code” phrase, as if that makes her sound like she knows about something other than bad hair extensions and vintage accessories.
Sutton looks at her like she sounds pathetic. We’re all looking at her like she sounds pathetic. Why doesn’t she know she sounds pathetic?
Sutton asks her about Tom’s Pasadena house. She admits it never was hers. Very true. Surprised she admits that. She stayed there as Tom’s property, on his property. They flash on cringy scenes that have not aged well, of her bringing Rinna on a tour and showing off ‘her’ house.’
“This is MY dining room, and you and Harry will have to come over sometime… This is MY chapel.” (as if she fucking prays?? maybe she should start – if there is a heaven and hell, we know where she’s going) Notice the ‘my’ not ‘our.’ Rinna is like gasping and moaning like she’s in heat.
There was a lot of commentary of her voice being so different. It’s not as deep and nasly. She sounds almost kind of, normal. Assuming she does the nasly thing on purpose? Not sure why.
Sutton pretends to understand her plight of being broke, and involved in multiple law suits since her husband stole money, and they spent it. (and since they are married, it IS her problem.) Sutton is making me want to puke right now. Erika is clearly in ‘pity poor ole me’ mode, doing damage control from Aspen, and she knows Sutton will be dumb and tolerant enough to sit here and listen to her, and at least act like she feels sorry for her. I’m sure this wanne be thug will be ripping her to shreds in another ep before we wrap this shit up, at the reunion. Probably will tell her again, she didn’t mean it, she just didn’t have anyone to talk to there, and she was bored.
She literally uses the phrase “pain and suffering” when referring to herself in her yap.
Viewers on social media were pissing and moaning about Kathy being rude, by asking about Erika’s lip liner and how that was and meant to express disapproval of her lip sticking technique. I was replying back, like who the fuck cares? Do you not hear the shit that comes out of HER mouth?? What is wrong with people, are they really that fucking shallow, that they care someone told her that her lip liner looks dumb??
So what is with her cake? It’s not October. It looks like simulated blood with a knife in it? Cute for an October/Halloween birthday, but it’s late Jan/ early February, at this point I believe.
Rinna has remained at the bar the whole time, not talking to anyone, and guzzling champagne. She suddenly gets up and storms out. Why not pull Kathy aside and discuss it, then start screaming at each other ? That’s the fucking Housewife way. We don’t quietly get up, and exit when we’re pissed at someone??
She tells Crystal she needs to leave since she’s “so upset about Aspen.”
Erika approaches Garcelle with “I would have loved a heads up…” about Garcelle addressing the earrings she refused to give up, when asked.
Why does it matter? Everyone was talking about ‘the earrings??’ it was all over social media and the news. And it’s not like Erika and Garcelle are exactly friends. They’re co-workers. Garcelle owes her NOTHING.
I don’t want to speak for Garcelle, but I’m going to. Garcelle would have “loved a heads up” about Erika’s guilt and regret for cussing her kid out at her party, before she had to bring it up to her.
Again like Sutton, she knows Garcelle is by nature, not a fucking turd face, and has a soul, so she’s going to be putty in her hands, with the fucking guilt trip. Despite the way she screamed and ranted and raved at the group about the people that Tom stole from, and how they’re “not her problem.”
Erika goes on about what a great time they had and how they “connected at dinner.” (are we talking about the same trip?)
Why doesn’t anyone have the balls to give Erika’s shit right back to her? Nothing pisses a narc off more than, calling them out on things they know they totally did, OR even better, treating them the way that THEY treat people?
OMG, what if she would have done the thing that she did at last least year’s reunion with Sutton, and said “That was called me just playing you, I didn’t fucking mean it.” Followed by evil laughter similar to hers in Aspen towards Sutton. Then Sutton does an chime-in with sinister laughter. This would have been perfect setting for this without two of her cheer squad backing her up.
Followed by a friendly reminder of how she swore at her 14 YO, and she’s still harboring resentment over that, “so eat a shit pie and die, hoe.”
Garcelle, girl, COME ON. This is embarrassing. Erika somehow manages to make HER feel guilty, because that’s the gift these fucking people have, if you want to call it a gift.
Erika says “here we go again…” Garcelle can’t even call that hypocritical shit out in regards to her attitude towards Sutton? Guys, I’m dying.
Garcelle goes on to look bothered, and apologizes that she hurt her feelings.
Crystal comes down to the lower floor, and announces, very dramatically, “Rinna left.”
Well I thought it seemed extra calm and quiet, what with everyone talking to each other like civilized humans. No Kyle, and Rinna has been in fake traumatized mode all night, keeping her fish lips shut, and now she split, so there you go. This party has gone off like a normal adult party. Not a Housewife party.
Diana is even quiet for some reason. Maybe she’s finally tired. Or it could be without Kyle and Rinna to impress with her Bosnian gangsta rhetoric, it’s just no fun.
And we have Dorit, Diana and Erika not having to lap at their asses, so they’re even acting normal. We don’t have those two stomping around making people mad at each other.
Had Kyle or Rinna been sitting there during the Erika/Garcelle convo, it would have exploded. Erika wouldn’t have acted civil with them around, and IF she did, they would have interfered and made sure she spiraled and spewed threats. “But Erika, aren’t you pissed off though, she COULD have came to you, she had time to tell you, are you SURE you’re not really mad??”
Can you just hear it?
Diana and Erika go upstairs and try to call Rinna. She doesn’t answer. Why do they go nuts every time they see Rob’s Lion King shit? Who cares. That was actually a very traumatic movie for kids, honestly. From thirty years ago. Just stop.
Erika knows she left because she’s pouting about Kathy. She was not being loyal to Kathy venting, and texting Erika every fucking word that Kathy said. Kathy surely has to know she’s been running around telling everyone?
Erika wastes NO TIME making this about her. And making comparisons to HER erratic behavior. She reminds me of Teresa on Jersey, she kept comparing something Margaret said or did to her walking around Evan’s birthday party telling everyone he had a girlfriend. Same idiotic personality so it makes sense.
Well it’s different. Kathy was expressing frustration and hurt at the way she’s being treated by her sister. Who is NOT a good sister. We’ve all been watching the way she treated and belittled Kim. And that worked out for her. So here we are. I’m sure Bravo knew she would do this to Kathy.
Erika’s blow up was over her complete disdain and hatred towards innocent people that paid and trusted her husband, whom they hired for legal services. Many of them having lost loved ones in horrific accidents and the like. Kathy is mad at her sister for passive aggressive commentary going on all season, and utter disregard for her feelings.
So Erika I know that is a lot of deciphering and reasoning for your teeny weeny pea brain, maybe try really hard. And your lips do look stupid. Kathy was right.
Diana chimes in with Kathy being ‘off’ and not knowing who that person was that night.
Erika has the audacity to preach in her yap that “all Kathy has to do is admit it apologize and move on.” Okay POT !!!
Diana advises her not to interfere with family, and get in between two sisters. Erika, and it’s sort of unbelievable she has the nerve, but it’s Erika, she says the quiet part out loud, “it has nothing to do with Kyle’s sister, and has everything to do with being Kathy Hilton”
In other words, she cares nothing for Kyle and the nasty things Kathy may have said about her friend, and how Kyle may be feeling, but very concerned with just ‘taking down’ and humiliating Kathy Hilton, who really has not had a lot of controversy and negative things ever said about her in the press.
Just mostly picked on for being an air-head. Erika thinks it’s time for this take-down, because you know, misery loves company.
And Diana, chickens don’t go “quack quack” Doesn’t Bosnia have chickens? So don’t sell me on, that’s a language barrier. It’s just a stupid fucking person barrier. And she keeps saying quack quack and flapping her arms, and saying “chicken” and Erika doesn’t correct her. She looks like such a fucking. Dumb ass. Maybe Lisa’s duck lips confused her? and what actual adult grown up person sits there calling someone a ‘chicken?’
Erika orders Dorito to sit and “stay” and “let them go.” Erika’s little toy poodle complies. She did just say she wanted to get home to her kids, but you know it IS Erika, we do what the fuck she says. She fills her in about Kathy and Aspen and why Rinna exited the party.
So what is bothering me about this, and why it reminds me of me and my situation (yes it’s about ME right now!) is that they keep repeating the rhetoric “this isn’t like her, this doesn’t sound like her…” So why wouldn’t she get this infamous ‘pass’ that Erika was given for all of her bad behavior?? Riddle me that!!
So for me, in that case, when you have someone who acted kind of uncharacteristically, wouldn’t you say “well then what’s wrong here? She must have been really upset, possibly provoked and was at the end of her rope.
But no, these bitches want to weaponize it, and use it against her, and say “Seeeeeee Erika isn’t THAT bad, Kathy’s tantrum was way worse. ”
Like it’s not a fucking competition and it’s completely different circumstances. Erika makes a weird comment in her yap, that Kathy has a lot to protect and she doesn’t have anything to protect. What??
So what are is Erika saying? That she thinks her freak-out moment on Kyle, who if you ask me deserved it, is going to somehow damage the Hiltons’ and their reputation ??
Gimme a fucking break, Erika, she can’t possibly believe that? 90% of viewers HATE her (not love to hate, just fucking hate) and Shallow Kyle, and think it’s awesome what Kathy ‘allegedly’ said that shit about her. We’re like “Go Kathy!!” Erika needs to lose this ridiculous comparison. Could she sound more idiotic?
I see that she’s working really hard at it. And I’m not gonna lie, it IS entertaining. But sadly, me thinks she’s really serious, and thinks this will ‘ruin’ Kathy Hilton and the Hilton Dynasty.
Good one. She’s so dumb she’s happy. Kathy probably watching that, laughing her ass off, and feeling even more sorry for her.
