Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 9-14-22

Kathy seriously thinks these cute 5 inch wedges booties are “for the snow?” Like she chooses walking the dog to be her time in Aspen to try to make a fashion statement?

You mean people don’t wear 5 inch heels in the snow?

She carried a “shopping bag” for a purse, and wore sweats on their nights out?

Speaking of ill-timed fashion statements, Sutton wears the 5 inch think rainbow puffer jacket on the warmest sunniest day. Miss eating disorder Crystal orders a ‘plain’ croissant which is made from a ton of butter and has over 200 empty cals. Guess she thinks not adding additional butter, and saying ‘plain’ to it make it look like she does have an eating disorder…

They meet at the coffee shop and realized they ‘lost’ Kathy. (minus Erika, Dorit, Diana who are now on the opposing ‘team’ coddling Erika. )

Kyle shares that Erika has stormed out of the house, with her 16 trunks of stolen fashions and all.

Sounds like these two just want to stay at Diana’s hotel for free. Gotta love these superficial bitches.

Dorito and Diana walk into a “so chic” boutique that only has locations in Aspen and Zermatt, Switzerland.

She walks in bragging to the sales guy that she has “been to the store in Zermatt.” He praises her for knowing the brand, and says they only make 25 or 30 of every piece. Dorito who rents her clothes, and has a husband with a gambling addiction, and just paid off thousands of dollars in a ten year old gambling debt, is NOT buying anything in this store. She claims she already has “everything from head to toe.” Guessing she says that to set up for the fact that she won’t be buying anything.

Erika comes strolling in like she doesn’t have one fucking care, and Dorit calls her “the woman of the hour.” The woman of the hour? I don’t know about that, maybe the lady of the night. LOL, or not LOL.

You know this fawning and flattering treatment by the housewives is partially (only partially, no karens please, the rest is just because of who she is, trashy and inconsiderate) to blame for these revolting comments, and her extreme defensiveness when she’s put on the spot.

She gets this kind of praise just from walking in the room after her disgusting remarks she just made about Tom’s clients, whose money he stole, and there has yet to be any repercussions nor accountability.

I’m assuming Tom is in the nursing facility, still claiming dementia to stay out of jail. If I were these people who he cheated out of their law suit winnings, and transferred the funds to Erika’s fake ‘company’ to blow through, as she wished. I would be so fucking beyond frustrated by now. The money has yet to be paid to them, Tom is claiming he doesn’t remember anything, and Erika is on a TV show strutting around in designer duds, bragging about the increased value of her $750k earrings, her $2,000 purses, calling them ‘alleged’ victims of Tom’s scam, and money laundering, and accusing them of being liars.

Dementia or not, 81 years old or not, Tom needs to be in a jail cell, and Erika should be taking responsibility for her overspending. I don’t believe Erika should be jailed, as much as I would love to see it. But she should by now, certainly have been ordered to get on some sort of payment plan to pay some of this money back, since she was the beneficiary of the scam. Bravo income should be garnished by AT LEAST 50%, and she should be ordered to pay a large lump sum right fucking now. Which would force her to sell her clothes, purses and jewelry and move out of Beverly Hills. Who would not LOVE to see that happen??

It doesn’t even seem to feel like the law suit and investigation against Tom has even made any progress. Erika keeps bragging about suits getting ‘dismissed’ which is only because it can’t be proven she was part of the scam. I wish we would focus less on that, and more on what Tom actually did, and getting money back to the people he stole from. which needs to come from Erika at this point. Tom ain’t got shit thanks to her.

Anyway Erika saunters into this bougie boutique amid her getting accolades for merely fucking existing, much like Crazy Head Butter boarding the van last week, and everyone yellin her name after HER freak out the night before.

She immediately starts looking at, and talking about the clothes and the sales guy runs over to make a sales pitch, and well yeah, dude just sit down. She ain’t buying anything here. At least not with cameras rolling.

Hang on let me see if I can drop enough hints for Diana to buy me something…

Dorito says “it’s got your name written ALLLLLL over it…” Shut up Dorito, let’s see YOU shell out $10,000 for a jacket right now! Call up PK, and tell him to head to Vegas so you can buy a snow suit! Fuck. The fake fucking fakery on here. I wonder if she just said that to be a low-key asshole,

They’re all heading to a store that Kyle is “obsessed with” that sells cowboy hats and boots.

It’s not just a store it’s an experience.” I honestly think most of these ladies would sacrifice their child to go shopping.

Ass lickin and kissin slobbering drooling mess Dorito needs Erika’s validation and permission to go to the hat store that Kyle has planned. You can tell she really wants to go and is hoping Erika will say she is going, or gives her the green light to go ahead. Erika does neither.

This is the part where you tell me to go ahead and go hat shopping.

Now Diana looks perplexed because also wants to shop and not feel alienated from the group. But also says nothing.

I’m having serious FOMO too, and tired of coddling this stupid greedy thief.

Erika also claims she is going to “fly home commercial.” Diana tries to get involved in this with some sort of two cents that sounds good. She says just reading about what happened to “the victims’ (people Tom stole from – think they should start referring to them on the show as that – ‘people Tom stole from’ instead of ‘victims’ or ‘orphans and widows.’ I think that would put it more in perspective as to Erika’s second hand involvement in the scheme, since Tom’s money was HER money, as she points out in her book, when she was bragging about being his wife, and having access to his money.)

Anyway, her point is she was wanting to say that this whole sad saga from the perspective of not being involved, or not knowing the people, Tom or anyone involved, you would feel bad about the situation. I think she’s trying to get Erika to say something to the effect of feeling badly for these people.

Of course, all that Erika has to offer, since she’s pretty much been in Teresa Guidice repetitive auto response repetitive mode, is “justice needs to be served, court of public opinion, people don’t understand…”) Blah Blah fucking BLAHHHH. ‘Court of public opinion’ is her new phrase.

Do you think she would have that same casual opinion “yeah whatever it’ll get resolved when it gets resolved… who cares what people think” if it were perhaps another partner in the firm stealing Tom’s (aka Erika’s) fucking money??? Erika really does hope that she will wake up one day, and this will all be gone, and these people that are owed a shit ton of money, just go away, and fade into the sunset. She really does.

Even Diana in her yap, says that “you can’t say, I don’t care about victims, it’s not right thing to say and I truly hope she doesn’t mean it.”

(here is another example of replacing ‘the victims’ with ‘people Tom stole from’ it would carry a lot more weight)

And yes Diana, Erika does mean it. It’s not something that slipped out in a moment of frustration, she has said it, screamed it, or eluded to it MULTIPLE fucking times. How can she sit there and say “she hopes she doesn’t mean it.” It’s just making excuses for her and justifying how she’s coddling her.

Pretty sad when this heartless pedo freak is voice of reason.

So why doesn’t she say that to her? She doesn’t mince words with Sutton. She just called Sutton a cunt a minute ago over saying something not a fraction as shitty as comes out of Erika’s pie hole. But because of the ‘teams’ and who’s the cool girls, and who’s the targets ,she sits there mute while Erika continues to repeat rhetoric of how none of this is “not her problem.”

Say how you feel, Dijana, remember Kyle would ‘respect’ that. Instead of wasting oxygen calling Sutton a cunt for no reason whatso fucking ever, tell this pathetic greedy tramp what you’re thinking right now.

Erika brags how “the case was dismissed in Chicago, and that was the case that started all of this.”Started all of this” she says… it’s just ‘this’ to her. People out hundreds of millions of dollars that she spent, is just “this.” ‘This’ annoying little inconvenience that interfered with her lavish life and shopping, and has cramped her fucking style.

She really think this so-called dismissal means anything. I forget why it was even filed in Chicago. I remember her being asked that last year.

Here is a good article I found from a few months ago, that breaks down his scheme and how much money was stolen, and who all was involved.

https://news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/edelson-sues-girardi-law-firm-alleging-100-million-fraud-plot

They flash to the heading of the story and again I find myself also repeating myself saying this almost as much as Erika repeats “I don’t give a fuck about the victims!!” This doesn’t mean SHIT because it merely points out that she was not involved in the scheme! We know! Her involvement comes in as, cashing in on OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY!!

She thinks the others “should congratulate her today and was she not proven right today?” Well no ya weren’t – the argument still stands about your attitude and refusal to part with a pair of earrings that could be money for the people your fucking husband stole from the firm to purchase them for you.

It was proven that the money to purchase them was the firm’s money. Not Tom’s. She shouldn’t even want the fucking things, let alone walking around wearing them. But she does. Dorito even says that in her yap, not to her face that it takes a “special kind of person to be wearing them right now.” Remind me again why we tiptoe around Erika? I just don’t get it. Remind me again why she screams and uses that certain tone with Garcelle and Crystal ONLY?

Dorit still looks pissed about not being able to go to the hat shopping event, and being stuck babysitting this thug.

Are you SURE I can’t go with Kyle??

The others at the coffee shop discuss this as well. Crystal points out it was just dismissed in Chicago, and will be refiled in California. So essentially, this headline means absolutely nothing. It means the courts in Chicago do not want bothered with it. They want California, the state where the crimes were committed, to deal with it, I assume.

Crystal explains it in her yap, as if she knows what she’s talking about, and figured this all out on her own, when I think she just read one of the very short articles that were buzzing around that day, because she explains in her yap word for word from this article, and they were probably all using the same terminology.

https://people.com/tv/embezzlement-suit-against-erika-girardi-dismissed-in-illinois-will-be-refiled-in-california/

And this ‘without prejudice’ thing, she keeps bragging about, because in all seriousness, if you don’t know law terminology does sound like a good thing, but it simply means it can be refiled in California. (and hasn’t Erika claimed to know the lingo from being married to Tom?)

Kyle says finally what I and a lot of viewers are saying, that she feels Erika didn’t have any part of it, it’s more the things that are coming out of her face about the people he stole from.

She gets on the extreme defense because in her pea-brain stupid narc mind, she really does feel if she shows compassion or sorrow, that it’s admitting some sort of guilt, and in admitting guilt, she is afraid they are going to start taking her shit, and/or pay. And that is really her sole concern. Hanging on to her shit and not being held accountable.

Erika continues as they’re all sitting in this boutique still, (I was going to say, I’m sure the manager there is probably not too thrilled that they’re having a conference in the store, especially since not one of them bought one fucking thing, but maybe they’re viewing it as free advertisement) that she doesn’t want to be sitting on a plane with people that were giving her a hard time about things that were “clearly dropped today.” CLEARLY. Well while that sounds good, no they were not “clearly dropped.” Diana is really looking at her like she wants to speak up, but feels an allegiance towards her so is saying nothing. It’s really sad to watch them being so hypocritical, and only being ‘real’ depending on the person.

So the rest of the gang all walk past this store, as these three sit there willing them to not enter. Kathy tries to enter and the sales guy, manager, whatever he is, tells them “the door is locked, should we unlock it?” They tell him, no.

Why would he ask these three bitches if he SHOULD unlock it? (and why was it locked? It didn’t seem locked when Dorito and Dijana entered) That all seems fishy. But in the event it wasn’t, what makes it extra funny is that, they lock out the woman who probably would have spent money in there. (to get new boots perhaps) So they move on when they see the door locked. Maybe they were closed, or didn’t want random people coming in during the filming.

They arrive at Kemo Sabe. Kyle seems kind of overly excited about it. I love shopping as much as the next guy, but she seems to just take it to awholenother weird level.

Now the tequila drama. Kathy tells Kyle, and is very very serious, “Kyle, they have my tequila.” She seems excited.

Rinna in her yap, “I have a sneaking suspicion that Kathy put it there herself.” I mean, maybe, but this doesn’t seem like a place that Kathy has ever been in, in her life, but maybe?

They flash to scenes of Kathy plugging the tequila. Which she has been, but who cares. That’s the turn the Bravo shows have taken now, since they have been using their Bravo celebrity to cash in on products they pretend to have had a part in creating. It’s kind of like expected now.

Rinna makes a point to loudly request a shot of the “818 tequila, she wants to see what that tastes like, it’s her FRIEND Kendall Jenner’s tequila, and I just haven’t tried it” (Kendall Jenner is her ‘friend’? Since when? Since her daughter was banging Dissick for 5 minutes last year, and now she thinks she’s ‘in’ with the Kardashian/Jenner clan ??)

There really is an ‘I hate Kathy’ kind of thing going on with Kyle and Rinna that is painfully evident.

I know what it’s like to be on the bad end of that train with family, and it boils down to jealousy. Who wouldn’t be jealous of Kathy?

Kathy is pissed. Rinna assures her she “just wanted to try it, you know I love yours.” Garcelle is even sounding like kind of a dick about it. Doesn’t she talk about her stupid pod cast whatever thing on the show? No you’re not ‘under contract’ to drink it, but if you’re having a tequila drink ANYWAY, just order her fucking tequila. What the hell is it hurting? Unless it tastes like shit, which I doubt. It’s like 80 bucks a bottle.

She complains to Kyle, and Kyle tells her “to just shake it and don’t let it change your mood.”

She bitches to Sutton and Garcelle about Kyle not saying anything. She tells them she’s leaving and no one does the Housewife chase and reels her back in. Kathy calls someone immediately upon leaving the building. Probably Paris to bitch about Kyle. Paris is not too happy with Kyle right now and is posting on SM about it.

Well, thank GOD, ‘Mo’ arrives to the hat shopping event. Who all was saying “I wonder where Mauricio is??” No one was. I keep forgetting he tagged along on this trip to gawk at Dorit.

The new ‘Three Musketters’ are hangin out, and gracing the streets of Aspen with their existence. They seem bored shitless.

Erika does the subtle begging of Diana to buy her something thing. She tells her to go buy something at that jewelry store that they pass by. “I wanna live vicariously through Diana right now.”

Dijana very dryly trying to sound like she doesn’t enjoy this:

I usually look for like the collectors things.”

Why yes of course dawwwwwwling, I know exactlyyyyyyyyy what you mean

Erika pretends to relate:

You mean the vintage good ones, yeah of course…” (Of course!)

Diana: “because they’re more of an investment…”

Sorry Erika, she doesn’t have her money through theft and deceit like you did, so… just stop.

So now a comment from Erika Fraudi that you want to say is ‘unbelievable’ but of course IS NOT.

She brags about the infamous earrings jumping in value form $750g to over a mill. She’s actually wearing them. It’s sick because she’s so fucking shallow and superficial, that I really think she’s just wearing them to impress Diana.

In her yap, “why wouldn’t I wear my earrings? they’ve been mine for fifteen years and until the day that they’re not, I WILL wear them.”

And there you go. Right up there with: “You’re just siding with the victims because it’s cool, and I only care about ME!!”

They stop at a cafe pizza place. The hot toddy from last season is making a reappearance. Erika orders Diana a margarita, and apparently Diana doesn’t consider a margarita a ‘cocktail.’

With all of the margies being ordered and drank here, in Colorado, in January, I’m no longer going to consider it a summertime cocktail. Or not a cocktail.

Erika attempts to order Dorito’s very finicky vodka soda drink and gets the vodka wrong and forgets to say ‘carcass out’ and it’s in tall glass. What she doesn’t realize is that the bartenders are squeezing and handling the lemon wedges when she requests this instead of just throwing them in the drink. Maybe she likes a little piss in her drinks since dudes, you know, don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom. I’m not a germaphobe but come on now, they don’t. So why would you make them touch the lemons more? who the hell knows where their hands have been? Probably touching money, who the hell knows. I did read somewhere that the fruit additions in bars are really germy and gross. Maybe the alcohol in the drinks kill them.

The lemons are on the side of her glass like a garnish, so she can squeeze them herself? And wouldn’t that be preferable? Maybe that’s too much work,

Erika and Dorit praise and gravel to Diana for taking them in and deem themselves ‘refugees’ to a woman who was actually a refugee when she left war torn Bosnia in the 90’s.

Honestly we just wanted to stay at your bougie hotel for free, to live vicariously through you.

Neither one of them have the proper brain cells in their head to realize that. And they repeat ‘refugees’ like eight fucking times. If Sutton had referred to herself as a ‘refugee’ to her, can you imagine?? Dijana is trying to take on some persona of some sort of peace keeper and savior type person in her yap and it really is hilarious.

“…because Dorit and Erika really needed a safe house.” She’s really eating up being the heroine. I mean like, eating. it. up.

Back to the cowboy hats, the fire thing on the hats it to “distress them.” $500 for this fucking cowboy hat?? MMmkay Kyle.

Finally Dorit can’t stand it anymore and tells her commanders to make sure it’s okay with them, that she call Kyle and lets her know she’s not attending the hatshopping/drinking extravaganza. I think both of them are so over listening to Erika. Will they ever admit that ? No.

You could have missed it, I was watching closely since I was doing pictures and stuff, but Rinna moves Kyle forward I guess to be in camera range better? She seemed fine, so not sure why. Don’t worry Rinna we can see her. We don’t really care about this very critical scene of shopping drama that is ready to ensue, but we can see the dumb ass. Relax.

Dorito explains her absence and begs for Kyle’s acceptance at wanting to stay with Diana and Erika, because Erika ‘needs support.’ She may also feel obligated to stick with this side, since she’s mooching off of Diana’s hotel room for free.

Dorit, I’m going to be really hurt if you don’t come I’m telling you that right now.”

I mean My GOD, guys, she took over the WHOLE FUCKING space!! She tells her, “we’re all here having drinks and that’s not fair!!” (not fair?? what are you four??) We need her to cross her arms and stomp her foot now. Kyle let’s milk it. MOST of the gang is there. Also how come she didn’t care this much about Kathy leaving? Or at all. No Housewife chase or anything. Just, “get over it” and then “latttaaaaahhh” when she stormed out.

Kyle, guilt trips her about “not going with the plan that’s been planned for months…”

Erika tells Dorit “go – go – go – your friendship with Kyle is more important.”

Guess she was too dumb to see that Dorito was fishing for her to say that back at the designer- 25- of- a kind -boutique, two hours ago, where they didn’t spend a dime, but hung out and had a fucking conference for half an hour. Maybe they got paid by Bravo.

Kyle is full on blubbering now, and is milking a whole damned herd of cattle over this situation. She was downing margarita’s and didn’t even acknowledge Dorito’s absence, until she called her.

I do agree it was rude for none of them to respond to Kyle all day if she was calling and texting, asking if they were attending. That I will give her. I feel like Erika ordered them to ignore the calls all day just to be extra spiteful. And they complied.

Rinna leaves to go find them. She claims she’s just going to wander around, and go into random places until she finds them. Calling BS on that.

Dorito doesn’t want to go now, even though she has Erika’s written express consent, because “everyone will be mean to her.”

Dorito starts ranting excuses when she sees Rinna on the sidewalk and calls her in. Rinna ignores her and hugs Erika who immediately calmly says “dismissed without prejudice.” Maybe she thinks that means they’re not ‘prejudice’ against her, meaning she’s now off the hook entirely? Shouldn’t she have taken two seconds to look up the phrase before she started bragging about it?

I don’t know what the hell it means, but it sounds good.

I consulted with captain google about the phrase and here is the blurb describing it:

“In the formal legal world, a court case that is dismissed with prejudice means that it is dismissed permanently. A case dismissed with prejudice is over and done with, once and for all, and can’t be brought back to court. A case dismissed without prejudice means the opposite. It’s not dismissed forever.

Also another tidbit is that they only have to wait 30 days before refiling.

Looks like they literally just got their food. Erika is making sure she’s shoveling in her food while Rinna is spilling her stupid spiel. She wants them all to go back to the house and talk this out.

Erika wants to share “what happened to her today, and it’s bigger than this shit.” Yeah, it’s not, stupid. Twitter was goin nuts last week with the “dismissed without prejudice” thing, and how shekept bragging about it, and didn’t seem to even understand it was being refiled in California. Seems like they’re doing anything and everything just to keep dragging it out.

Kyle continues to fuss about this stupid hat thing being planned for months and them not showing up for her after she cleared the whole place for her event and wah wah wah. My, what a fuss she’s making!! Is she pissed at Money Bags Diana though? Nope – no mention of that. She’s the Regina George of this whole outfit. I mean she sat there at Garcelle’s party and told her and Mario she killed people that pissed her off, and NOTHING was said. They looked at her with shocked fucking expressions though.

Kathy gets involved with this discussion in the kitchen with Rinna and Kyle.

Kyle: “At this point, doesn’t Erika need to apologize to ME??” Wait what?? Let me clean my ears out. Kyle really thinks Erika will apologize to HER?

Kathy points out that “maybe she’s embarrassed.” Yes, she IS embarrassed, but she will never ever admit to that, as long she lives .(I guess this is very telling as to how Kathy THINKS she should feel.) Everyone has second hand embarrassment for her, and she refuses to acknowledge any type of humility over any of this.

Kyle: “then act like a grown up and say I’m embarrassed, I shouldn’t have said that.” If you asked her if she was embarrassed, I can just hear it now, “what the fuck do I have to be embarrassed about?” Really, Kyle? You said that out loud? Guess you’re a slow learner.

Are they getting into Mario’s stash or something? Erika has had an entire year to admit she’s ‘embarrassed’ that she spent every cent that man fucking had to his name, along with his clients’ winnings, along with any value left in his law firm. And on what?? Along with clothing, jewelry and accessories, millions of dollars for her to fly around and pretend she’s Madonna, making NO income whatsoever doing so. Having to spend Tom’s clients stolen money to fund this ridiculous lifestyle.

She can’t say she’s embarrassed about all of that, why would she say she’s embarrassed for acting like a fucking fool when asked a few questions. She does this every time she’s put on the spot, and asked about it. She even did the zero to ghetto thug flip, when Sutton told her about getting contacted about one of the Girardi Kease attorneys.

I feel like it might be so freeing for her to just say, “although Tom was the one engineered and executed all of the theft within the firm, if it weren’t for my over spending/shopping addiction, I don’t think he would have felt desperate enough to take these horrible measures.”

Dorito comes to Kyle’s and immediately she starts crying again over her not attending her hat event.

She points out that Erika did that to herself, and whatever. Dorit all dramatic says, “Erika was in tears.”

And true to form with Kyle’s erratic behavior this season – screams in her face “fuck off I don’t care!” Does she want to grab her arms and start shaking her like a rag doll maybe? Also I thought she was ‘so concerned’ about those dang ‘victims.’ She seems more upset about Dorit not buying a $500 hat? What if they all foregoed the hat event and donated the money to people Tom stole from?

Fuck the ‘victims!’ I’m pretending to be concerned about ! bitch, you needed to drink tequila and buy a cowboy hat!!

Rinna tries to be some sort of mediator and asks them “to put a pin it” (oh God reminds me of OC last season!) because they need to go to dinner. Remember God fordbid Shannon used this phrase incorrectly.

Enter Mario, and now it’s his turn to mediate. There were jokes on Twitter last week that “he can’t have his sister wives arguing.” But you know, all kidding aside, if Kyle and Dorit are at odds, how is he going to get to see her several times a week?

Kyle you just need to get over it. I’m still trying to see her naked at some point.

He explains it as an ‘external situation’ and they need to get past it and make up. With that Dorit runs to Kyle and embraces her. Mario looks on, waiting for his gratitude hug. Can Kyle and Mario not lose these fucking cowboy hats for like a fucking second? They look ridick.

Okay what about me ?? Hello, I’m right here, where’s mine??? Got a sausage for ya!

On way to dinner. Kathy is wearing camo pants, a T shirt, and possibly those weird 5 inch wedges that she can’t walk in.

But then again, they’re having pizza at a cowboy bar. Dorit complains she had pizza for lunch. I mean, the struggle is REAL with these bitches!!

Garcelle calls BS on that fact that Erika was a broken woman today. It IS BS, and from what we all saw, she was gloating and bragging about how she seemingly thinks it’s all “dropped” and begging Diana to buy shit for her, and how she is right and everyone is wrong. Didn’t see any tears.

Erika arrives with her Bosnian body guard as the shit’s getting deep in the bar with Dorito talking about how “tearful and broken” Erica was.

Crystal knows she’s full of fucking shit too.

This fucking jackass – Asians can head butt too !!!

Erika seems fine as Kyle approaches her, and allows a hug. Doesn’t take long for “did you see what happened to me today?”

Kyle complies with yes, she did see, and congratulations. Kyle TRIES to reason with this fucktard by saying she has never said, nor thought she was guilty, it’s more that she wants her to show empathy.

And silly Kathy and Kyle said she should just say she’s embarrassed and apologize.

If I hear the word ‘victims’ one more fucking time, I’m goin to rip someone’s head off! what about ME??

Erika’s face immediately turns into that distorted blank icy blank stare, with dead eyes, and says “to whom?” (at least she spared us the toothy fucking thug snarl) “The victims and the situation” Kyle answers as if she can’t believe she has to point that out. Here again is another example where it would be better if they say “the people that Tom stole money from.” You know how with anything, it’s all in the delivery.

jesus fucking christ, as shallow and bitchy as I am, I can’t even deal with this hag.

She tries to use the “I can’t say that because my lawyers tell me not to” excuse.

Kyle, who sounds like she pulled an actual whole brain out of her ass or somewhere, tells her “no lawyer is going to say you can’t have empathy.” Which of course is true. I’m just surprised something that intelligent has come out of Kyle’s mouth.

It’s not her mess or responsibility to clean up, it’s Girardi Kease’s” is her next oh so humble reply.

I’m not responsible for any of this shit.” MMMMM yeah you kind of are. “They’re not MY problem, she continues.” Now pity me, woe is me, poor is me, time, for having to deal with the questions within the group.

Garcelle points out in her yap, different rules for different people in the group. They talked for two minutes, and they’re great, yet Erika has been holding a grudge against Sutton for two years.

Dorito is walking around this bar still selling ‘Poor Poor Erika.’ She tells Crystal that Erika is tired of hearing about the victims.

Crystal points out again what almost all of the viewers say, just no compassion for anyone but herself. Then I guess dumb ass Dorito couldn’t read and comprehend the article, and it wasn’t even a five pager like the one in the LA Times last year. This really said nothing except the courts in Chicago didn’t want to deal with this shit and just punted it back to Cally.

I live with a moral compass, and I like to know the people I surround myself with, know that.”

Crystal points out, like Garcelle, the ‘rules for thee and not for me’ thing going on.

Crystal approaches Erika that she didn’t like the way she spoke to her last night.

And the caged animal has been released once again.

She said this to Kyle too – “I’ve already done that.” (show compassion to the victims) Yeahhhh but ya know, (if that’s even true) it KIND OF has gotten canceled out with things being screamed like:

All I care about is ME.”

You just care about the victims because it SOUNDS cool.”

They’re not MY victims, they’re not MY problem.”

They’re my fucking earrings I’ve had for 15 years, why should I turn them over to these people?”

It’s kind of like sitting at a dinner someone cooked for you, telling them it’s good, then proceeding to complain the meat is undercooked, the beans are mushy and it’s under seasoned. “But I said it was good !”

Crystal wants to know why she called her an asshole?

Because you are.”

She reminds her how she put her arms around her in Mexico when she was crying all the time. Whatever, this doesn’t get resolved because Erika just cannot say she’s sorry. Erika was shitfaced in Mexico, that’s the only reason she was showing compassion for her, and oh, Crystal was pissed at Sutton, so there’s that.

Kyle want to go to some “private club she belongs to.” ‘Private club she belongs to.’

Apparently Kathy had a meltdown of some sort in the sprinter van, and was throwing things around and spewing hateful things about Kyle. (she probably deserved it)

Who wants to wager that Rinna and/or Kyle purposely provoked Kathy?

I have a feeling Rinna was behind this argument. She knew she had to FINALLY let the Sutton thing go, so she needed something else.

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