Rinna is having a wine tasting for her Rinna Rose. Copy LVP much?
Boring chicken salad-making scene with Sutton and two of her kids. Chicken salad for dinner?? what? This big bougie house in the Hills, and this is what we’re eating? And Wonder bread???
Didn’t even know they still made that.
Garcelle and Dorito meet for dinner. Dorit says “I hope we don’t get to a point where we can’t hug??” Okay. I will refrain.
They’re making awkward sounding small talk. They try to act like some of the wives are really friends, but they’re clearly not.
Garcelle is writing a book. She discloses that she had a run in with Bill Cosby. Yikes. That dude, wow. Who woulda saw that coming back in the 80’s when he was the coolest dad on earth. I was like, I wish MY dad was a doctor and so funny and happy all of the time. (now we know why he chose to play an OB/GYN – of allllll of the medical practices he could have chosen to play on his show – he chooses THAT. Honestly, as a teenager, (ahead of my time??) I did kind of think that was strange, being that his office was in the house and all.
She must have been a guest on the show. There was a short series on Showtime over the winter where they had some of the women who were guests playing small parts here and there, that had to deal with that creepy pervert. He tried to get into their dressing rooms and shit.
Back to this, Garcelle brings up PK’s DUI. Dorit corrects her to “alleged.” Is this a new thing now when we don’t want to admit to wrongdoing on Housewives? Just throw in “alleged?” Garcelle is immediately annoyed at her story, since it does sound like PK was granted special treatment. I really really doubt that story is legit that he was under the limit “the second time.”
Either it’s completely fabricated, or they waited long enough to redo it where it would come in lower. Either way, sounds like special treatment. I’m sure she gave Garcelle the ‘one glass of wine’ bullshit. They must have edited it out.
Then she plays the poor PK, pity us, card. “the poor man, he’s never been in that situation before.” Well okay, good, but does that excuse him for being in that situation this time? A lot of people have never been in that situation. And a lot of people have, and had to suck it up and pay the price. PK, however did not. So make what you want out of that. Kind of sucks.
Dorit rapidly changes the subject to Rinna’s wine thing, and Erika’s problem. Yes, please let’s discuss Erika’s excessive drinking and NOT PK’s, excessive drinking and DUI. Garcelle tells Dorit about her and Erika’s meeting, and telling her she hit her head, or whatever.
Poor Erika and her “teeny tiny condo.” The quick shot of the pool, looked kind of murky. Looks like she’s not even keeping up with it. Too much of an expense for our poor broke ass Erika who makes $74,000 per episode. Maybe they don’t start getting paid until it airs. Well it is January, but I thought they kept up with their pools year round.
How much do the people that Tom stole from want to gauge her eyeballs out when they see her sitting around with an assistant and two other employees. Why in the FUCK does she need a publicist??
They immediately talk about her “getting some good dick.”
Talking in her yap about not being a good girlfriend because she “just came out of a 20 plus year marriage.” Oh, what ever Erika. You’ve been separated from the old geezer you only married for money for over a year. No dude that you would date (rich) wants to date, or be seen with you because everyone knows you’re a gold digger, and a spending addict, and knee deep in law suits. So you need to resort to booty calls. Just call a spade a spade. Or a desperate hoe a desperate hoe. Viewers aren’t stupid. Any dude with money may as well hand over his bank accounts and credit cards. The world knows you bleed poor Tom Girardi dry. Who do you think wants you ??? And you think your ugly hair pieces and wigs are going to “get it back?” A positive attitude. How adorable !!!
She’s funny in her yap – “boyfriends do not have time for me, ohhhhh shit, wait, no I mean I don’t have time for them, same thing.” No girl, not same. Different. Guys don’t want to be seen with you. We all know you would be more than willing and happy to be dashing out to some bougie restaurant for a free meal and alcohol, or vacation, with a loaded dude. Just, stop.
She goes into some dominatrix crap. Can this be over? Fast forward.
Sutton and Rinna meet for lunch. Don’t we look like a bunch of idiots walking into restaurants with masks on and taking them off when we sit down? How people bought that shit hook line and sinker is a mystery. Thank God that’s over. If I ever get told to wear one of those filthy germy things over my mouth, I’ll be getttin kicked out of a lot more places.
Rinna says it took her a good “21 days” to not feel congested when she had covid. Okay – 21 days? That’s random. Who the hell says ‘21 days’ and not ‘few weeks.’
(Sorry I’m in a really shitty mood right now- that’s why all the extra random bitching) And I watched it last night and it really was sick, the way she screams at Sutton at the end.
She tells Sutton about her Rinna Rose. Why does Sutton kiss her ass? Why would you sit there and say “I really like you” when she treats her like fucking shit. Sutton is “infuriating” she says. Mmkay Rinna.
When she has a point and makes you look stupid? Sutton just sucks up these digs constantly. No wonder they constantly poke at her. Rinna: “it was silly, you shouldn’t have done it, you know that, you said you were sorry.” How about here, Sutton say – “it was also silly for you to make Garcelle feel guilty for not texting you to thank you for Harry’s lousy sauce.” Maybe it sucked ! Maybe she said she loved it at the party to be polite you ugly freak!! She goes on to say “it’s fun to torcher you.”
Who knew she was just getting warmed up to act like a terrorist at her wine party over this same fucking subject that she sits here and says she moved on from. This conversation is awkward and not entertaining at all. Fast forward. Trying to get this done before Southern Charm comes on.
This stupid wine thing is getting underway. I would drink my own piss before I would drink a “rinnarita” or anything this idiot profits from.
Erika’s pink jumper looks stupid. It’s a wrinkled fucking mess. Erika still going with the blaming meds for her drunken behavior. It’s only the meds’ fault you know, not the 16 cocktails she’s having.
Harry looks like Jamie Lee Curtis. Erika and that stupid ring. If I’m forced to give Erika a compliment, the pastel pink color of her jumpsuit does flatter her. And that will never happen again. At least I hope not.
We talk about Rinna’s blow jobs. Now Crystal’s vomiting, and that gets discussed.
So she says. Does Erika even remember about yelling her about the chicken tender? Here is my prediction, and I have no inside scoop. Crystal is setting this up to for a story line in upcoming eps or, next season, or both.
She is going to blame Erika for ‘triggering’ her with that comment, and sending her into a downward spiral and vomiting up her food, every day. That’s why she’s suddenly vomiting every fucking day, and telling some of the ladies. I think it’s a lie.
They seem to love her stupid wine. That she most likely had nothing to do with. She hired people to make a wine. (or it’s just another brand with a different label slapped on) I wonder how much she’s trying to sell it for.
The ladies have to ask if there’s food. Like why if you’re pouring alcohol down everyone’s throat, would you not have food out to pick at. “We’re having pizza and charcuterie – do you want it now?” No Rinna, three hours from now when we’re all passed out.
Enough with the constant flashbacks. No one cares about stupid Harry and his stupid cooking.
Dorit claims to have a dude for Garcelle. (and not Erika – lol) Erika keeps keeps chiming in. She’s mad Garcelle is getting called pretty, and getting compliments, and she’s not.
She interrupts, with more dick talk, since she needs the ladies to pay attention to HER, and tell HER she’s pretty. She brags about her ‘dick’ she’s getting, again. Does she have to say she’s getting dick? Who says that? She just wanted everyone to look at her. “I’m having a lot of sex.” With the same person they ask? She claims, yes, and Dorito says “isn’t that kind of dating?” No Dorit – no one wants to be seen with her and/or spend money on an infamous gold digger with a money spending addiction. Let’s think before we speak Dorit.
Her constant bragging, and saying how much she LOVES IT is total over compensating when she truly hates it. It’s demeaning. She is reminding me of Trashley on Below Deck, when she was trying HARD to convince everyone she didn’t care he was paying attention to new chick, and couldn’t stand her.
Dorit is muttering to her softly about not drinking. She doesn’t care and is making jokes about it.
Garcelle is summoning EJ to speak to her off to the side.
Rinna is in evil superhero character mode. (she’s kind of looking like the Joker right now, actually)
Her face looks extra frozen and sinister. You know how they say you start looking like your spouse when you’ve been married forever. I think since she’s been acting so evil and wicked for the past several years, she’s starting to really look the part.
She offers Sheree a cookie and Sheree sees that as “nurturing?” Girl must really love cookies. Or not know what nurturing means.
She laughs that she’s really a hard cold bitch. What’s funny about that? Who thinks that is funny and cute?
Sheree’s goin in for some SERIOUS ass sucking and NOW calls her a “sweet soul.” I thought Sheree was okay until now. She knows who’s ass to kiss if she wants a diamond for 2023 season. Surely not the shunned Sutton Stacke.
Garcelle brings up the “Sutton is a liability” thing with Erika. Garcelle says she went home and thought about it, and wants to know what she means by that. Apparently she didn’t think that was a weird and confusing thing to say on the spot. Especially coming from the this woman.
Erika is Projection with a capital fucking ‘P’ and literally thinks she’s describing Sutton, but describing her OWN behavior.
Well THAT reminds me of somebody. But I told him to stop reading my blog. What is wrong with someone that sits there with a straight fucking face, and tells you what all you are doing wrong, but they’re really things that they are ACTUALLY doing. How is this really possible for an adult to do? But it happens. People with extreme issues do this. Erika is doing it right now:
People cleaning up after her (sounds like Erika)
People covering for her (sounds like Erika)
Puts herself in hot water (sounds like Erika)
Said “sorry I didn’t have a gun to my head”
Why Garcelle doesn’t say: “you told my fucking kid to get the fuck out of here” is beyond me.
Garcelle is being kind of submissive to this hoe and it’s pissing me off.
“I don’t think you would cut ME any slack.” Again, not to beat a dead horse, but she did very quickly and easily forgive your for tellin her kid to fuck off. She has not brought it up, one single time since she apologized. (she was forced to, she didn’t apologize until she was confronted) Erika wants to focus on HER right now.
She doesn’t like that Garcelle and Sutton hold her accountable for stolen money spending, and her nonchalant attitude about it.
Back to the Joker and company. Sutton was just a doormat with Rinna – twice, at lunch and now, but wants to know “why am I a liability??” to Erika. (Does Erika even know what that word means? Seems like a big word for her) Just doesn’t really describe Sutton, does it? I don’t think so.
Again this clean up, as Erika keeps saying, Vyle runs around making excuses for Erika non-stop.
Erika is just purposely making jabs for TV. I feel silly even doing this recap right now. This is getting so ridiculous. It’s just bad acting. See, now THIS is bad acting. Popular opinion is that she has been faking she’s drunk.
I think she has NOT been faking being drunk. But I totally think this whole thing is a big fake pre-planned thing she discussed with Rinna and possibly production.
Erika is like a dog with a bone, “you’re always defending Sutton” that she’s repeated 800 times is ridick as fuck since Vyle and Rinna are always defending HER dumb dick ass.
Erika brings up the Elton John thing so CLEARLY Rinna is in on this. Rinna gets all cranked up and just unleashes this evil Joker persona, and it’s just beyond stupid.
Sutton again apologizes. This is where she goes so wrong. Because that was friggin awesome what she said on WWHL, about Rinna’s non thank-you for something much much much more pricey that a jar of shitty spaghetti sauce.
Oh my God – Erika and Rinna are doing that parroting each other thing again.
“and it hurt Harry”
“and it hurt Harry.” I guarantee Harry does not give two fucking shits. With all of his boyfriends and what not.
Rinna screams at Sutton, tells her she is going to “hunt her down” (well umm she’s right there Rinnayou fuckturd) and yells at her to get out, and Garcelle is not saying anything, and that’s pissing me off.
You can see Rinna and Erika exchanging glances, smirking at each other. So people that think her drunk antics are fake, hopefully see how fake and contrived this was.
Okay so, real question, is this how ladies that live in Beverly Hills in multi-million dollar houses act or is this how people in trailer parks and the hood act?
Someone should tell Rinna this isn’t “Days of our Lives in the Hood” This is a reality show, where you’re supposed to act, I don’t know, Real?
Wow woman. You know, if I turned on my TV, and found out Rinna, I don’t know, croaked in a fiery crash…
God took the wrong Rinna in November. I said what I said.
