Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 7/14

Let me start with a correction from last week :

Dorit’s swimwear line, I thought she said it was NOT doing well, but she said it IS doing well. Just minor discrepancy. Yes I know, I’ll turn my hearing aide up.

Another thing I didn’t notice from last week: Dorit’s ill fitting and not that cute jumpsuit that she is wearing. Yes refreshing— not head to toe Louis Vuitton, but for Dorit, this is bad.

She should have been called out for her outfit, not Crystal. Although not sure about Crystal’s pants either.

Some other thoughts from last week as I watch the last half hour that is running at 7pm:

Sutton really could have laughed off Kathy’s comment about the peeping tom. At this point, it can be funny. Just laugh.

Evil Crystal probably saw that it affected her, and started with the stink-eye all evening.

But she does have resting bitch face too so who knows. She wouldn’t admit it anyway.

In the birthday pix they showed of Rinna seven years ago, I think she is wearing the same dress that she has on tonight.

Crystal says she and Rob are the “exception” in 20 year age differences. Of course you are Crystal.

See you in divorce court in a few years when he’s had it with your shit.

You may have to learn what a bank statement is.

Still hard to believe that Sutton didn’t have a gift for Garcelle. I think that she just forgot. She should have just said that, instead of the crazy lipsticking and the meltdown about Crystal. (who I believe WAS giving stink-eye across the table)

The Hunky Dory clip doesn’t get old. Kyle biting her lip like – “seriously Kathy?”

At this point I do wish Sutton should have just left. Why do they always say they’re leaving and then they just —– don’t leave.

So guys, Crystal’s smile as Sutton is melting down, just really the most EVIL sinister smile I have ever seen on a human. ever. No joke.

This bitch is cold, and sorry I know she has her fans, becuase she tells it like it is, or whatever, but that’s not a compliment. I am sure that is why she was cast on the show. This is probably not a shock to the Bravo people. She is playing Sutton like a fiddle.

SUTTON WISE THE FUCKF UP. IGNORE HER.

We should just stop with this violation thing shouldn’t we ?

I never want to hear this word again for the rest of my life.

Seems like the other ladies are trying to tell Crystal she could just be a less of a fucking see you next tuesday, But this sinister bitch just doesn’t care.

I may have to agree with Crystal though on the point — “if you’re so uncomfortable just leave, if you can’t be around me, leave

I thought the “you’re an inappropriate awkward person” comment was going to go over a lot worse then I did. Why didn’t one of the ladies stick up for her during that berating ? Kathy told Lisa, “this is your house, handle this” (I’m paraphrasing) i agree – but since when is that a thing on the RH? Lisa was like “I know” , but allowing Sutton to be spoken to like that wasn’t really handling it.

That was so insulting and that seemed to have been dismissed. I would rather be accused of “violating” someone’s privacy, then get called an awkward inappropriate person in front of 5 other people ??? Is that just me ?

Sutton while she is acting manic, wants Crystal to take back the word manic???? is this happening ? Oh yes it’s Housewives so it’s happening.

Good job kathy with the Crystal jab. – it’s not cool to try to push people over the edge. You could have been a little more harsh to her by all means, but nice try.

Crystal at this point just looks like a shitty person. As shitty as the shit on the bathroom floor on RHONY Tuesday night.

It’s that simple. It’s basic arithmetic, not calculus. She’s a shitty human. “I am sorry that you feel bad that I said that?” what a piece of shit. Refer to above as to what I think of this human. She is an ugly person.

What’s with the obsession with hot toddy’s ??

Why does Erika look like a smurf on their video call ? – not her usual weird street looking crap with huge designer logos. Did she have to sell her ugly logo shit to pay rent ?? hahahahaaaaa I hope so. Because a lot of it was ugly. Wow Kyle and Lisa are asking her really really DUMB questions. “How long will you be dealing with this for ?” “How do you hide assets in a divorce ?” “Doesn’t Tom HAVE to take care of your legal team?” DINGDONGS have you been paying attention ????

Why SHOULD Tom pay Erika ? Christ i think she took enough over 20 years. she spent every last penny the poor old geezer had.

Now she wants MORE !??

Get a job !! that is what you should wake up and every day and think about. I read that she wanted to get him for support and pay her lawyers and hw was like fuck off , not to mention, that I don’t think he has it either.

Erika and her crocodile tears — where the HELL did she think all of this money was coming from ? He had to have mentioned to her, probably in a very sarcastic way, that he was taking “loans” from his business and clients to afford her fake career. He should just bought her a karaoke machine for chrissakes.

Shannon from OC, I hope youre watching as the other ladies make Erika feel better about this house, which is actually really cute. The yard is great ! I would live there – hey now that Erika is humilated and humbled, maybe we could be roomies !!!

Cannot deal with that clip they’re replaying from the reunion of Kyle telling that Garcelle she didn’t pay the charity thing. That was horrible of Miss Priss Kyle did and could you not could tell that she could not WAIT to deliver that at the reunion.

I think Erika is lying. She may have not had all of the gory details – bottom line is she just didn’t care as long as the cash was coming in.

So Crystal, who tries to come off as smarter than everyone, is

admitting that she knows nothing about their finances. Looking at a bank statement “freaks her out?” Like what ?

What a bunch of spoiled litte princess and stone age brats. Get with the times. There is no excuse for that in this day and age.

This law suit Erika was involved in a few years back — ok so red flag dummy – something shady was going on.

Wire hangers !!! guys do you rememeber that movie – Mommie Dearest !! “You have your dresses on wire hangers????” Rinna just laid that vintage $25,000 dress on the garage floor?

Gee whizzers — these women are slow learners sometimes — remember Kyle’s house getting robbed few years ago ? I mean, they show the houses from the outside constantly, and she was yammering about her expensive purses and jewelry?

Now here we have Lisa advertising vintage five figure dresses stored in her garage !! IN HER GARAGE!

(ohhhhh WELL she added that they’re locked up – THAT really stops criminals Rinna !!!)

What is going on with these wreaths with the creepy babies attached ? what was that about an old sak’s fifth avenue receipt ? Kathy’s kinda weird.

Funny but weird.

Kyle JUST shut up. STOP THE FAKE BLUBBERING. Think she’s just desperate for camera time. She’s probably gonna take the fact that she had covid and porscha is bored and beat the living shit out of it. What was the whole bit about keeping up with dance so she would have somehting to do ? This is coming off as really grasping at straws to pretend to be upset. The crying is almost as fake as Erika’s —– minus the mascara of course.

Fucking rich girls problems.

Porshce however you spell it – is putting on make up and doing her nails and she’s melting down about that?

Kyle some non-privileged kids were actually depressed and had actual issues through the plandemic ? Whatever … not surprised.

Typical out of touch Kyle.

Sutton’s daughter is bea – u –tiful.

They literally LOVE to gossip abour Erika.

It’s hard to watch them trying so hard to act concerned. Kyle is doing the best.

Lisa a close second. But they’re actresses.

Garcelle might actually feel bad.

Cryptic shit coming out of Erika’s mouth – she can’t tell the whole story.

Oh wait caught Kyle kind of smirking. You have to replay it if you missed it.

Mascara is totally running down her face. Waterproof mascara would have been a good decision on this day.

Erika is apologizing for unloading on Kyle — not to beat a dead horse – but she’s loving it !

Doesn’t anyone have a tissue ? Kyle ? The camera guy ? A passer by ? Anyone ?

Next week’s episode:

It’s their trip to wherever – they are seriously bitching about carrying their own luggage? Ya know I do try to give these ladies a pass sometimes – but holy SHIT. I guess they think this is cute, to act like they have never picked up a fucking suitcase in their life.

And did Rinna ask what freezing of assets means?

just like putting your checkbook in the freezer Lisa

What did you all think of this week’s episode ?

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