Kyle is demanding drinks be delivered to her door from the “Club Catering.” Good thing her mom banged and used rich dudes, and pimped out Kim to get her this nice set-up right? Sorry couldn’t resist. If you have never read up on her mom, Kathleen Richards, to see what she was like, (kind of the town hoe, if you will) you really need to. Hate to speak ill of a person no longer with us, but yeah she seems a little questionable in that way.
She literally was on a quest to snag rich dudes and instilled this mindset in her daughters as well. This house in La Quinta she made one of her dudes sell his house, and put the money towards renos on this home she already owned, (that i believe another man bought ) Then in her will she left it to the girls. I assume Kyle ended up with it because Kim probably couldn’t afford the fees and upkeep on it, and Kathy had no interest in it. I read a really good article a few years ago that broke it all down. Can’t find that one, but here is one where you can get the picture. I crack up when Kyle talks about her like she was June Cleaver.
Did you guys catch how Kyle walked into the house last week after her Bathrobe event, and said to the dogs – “River ! and (forget name of the other one) we’re home!” When she had a staff of people there. That she didn’t say hello to. But promptly demanded beverages. I know they don’t film every single second. There’s editing. But still looked bad if she greeted the dogs before actual people. Maybe I’m being overly critical.
Dorit cries that she couldn’t sleep last night, and Garcelle pretends she could have awakened her to talk. I like Garcelle, but okay. That would not have gone over well.
Rinna shares about Lois getting attacked by some fucking gorilla disguised as a man, that was a co-worker, I think she said. And then went on to become a serial killer??? I mean, I know these ladies love to make drama where there is none, but holy bloody fucking hell, that’s some pretty dramatic shit.
So moving on to the fake drama, they attempt to break down the Crystal issue the previous night. So Erika is sounding like she “gets it” (I know!!) in regards to her theatrics. I suppose it takes one to know one.
Erika thinks that she got “triggered” when Sutton was feeling this certain way, about the robbery, and said they didn’t validate her feelings, now they’re validating Sutton’s feelings. And blah blah blah. Long story short, more triggering and validation, and who else is over this shit???
Garcelle says she wants a “club” that just drops off Bloody Mary’s. Well Garcelle, your mom didn’t bang the right dudes, so, yeah, sorry about your luck!
Crystal calls Garcelle, and she is stopping by Kyle’s house to talk.
They discuss how Erika is in such a different “place” than last year this time when they all gathered at “Kim’s goddamned house!” Well, I beg to differ. She’s not really in ‘different place’ at all. Really she’s in the same goddamned place. Denial. At what point is she going to own her outrageous money spending addiction, which is what put Tom in the position he was in. Like they all know this. Why doesn’t one of them say something along the lines of– “don’t you take a little responsibility for your shopping addiction, and spending every damn penny the dude had to his name ?” I’m not saying this is ALL her fault, what Tom did. But she needs to take accountability for her contribution. And the fact that she spent millions of dollars in stolen money, also should put her on the hook for some of it.
I think poor Tom was just trying to make her happy, or more than likely, just shut her up, and was willing to do whatever to make it happen. I think also Erika had a very false impression of the cash flow, because Tom would boast to her that he made, “2 million today.” (I read that in an article of one of ‘Erika Jayne’s’ overpaid staff, that he would say things like that in front of them) So in Erika’s small small small small minute brain, she thought that 2 mill was literally on deposit THAT DAY, at her disposal to blow.
Guess she forgot people at his firm needing like, paid out of that, and like, the pesky IRS needing, like paid.
So Tom using this type of rhetoric, with a person with the mentality of a four year old, she thought she had 2 mill of play money to buy her trashy logo clothes, and run around pretending to be Madonna. She was putting millions of dollars of crap on these credit cards that Tom had to pay.
Also, she still doesn’t care about anything. She still has no compassion for the people that Tom stole from, that were due this money. That paid HIM for his services. At all.
She says that she’s “been dragged through mud over things she “didn’t do, didn’t happen…”
Now she’s even hitting an all time lower low, and claiming there is a chance these clients owed money were lying. Which is ludicrous. But whatever. Who is surprised at this point what escapes from her mouth? I’m not.
She’s still missing the point, as a lot of the viewers and her ‘fans’ are as well. The intelligent viewers are not disputing that she was NOT part of the “mastermind” behind Tom scamming his clients out of realizing their earnings. We know that she wasn’t, for one thing it involves the word “mind” so that counts her out.
But the point is the she spent like a fucking lunatic, STOLEN MONEY !! My God. And none of these bitches will fucking say that! It’s so frustrating. But holy bloody hell. When Sutton acted nonchalant about Dorito’s fake staged burglary, to cover PK’s gambling debt, Kyle goes fucking nuts! Where’s the reactions over this shit ?
Why isn’t Vyle running around spouting off to everyone what Erika said? Oh, that’s right because they are STILL SUCKING ERIKA’S ASSHOLE. Because what, they’re afraid of her? She’s the popular girl now? They’re ordered by Bravo to keep their mouths shut? Your guess is as good as mine. Their expressions are hilarious, but what is more hilarious in not a haha way, in a pathetic way, is that none of them tell her that is going too far, and to shut the hell up. None of them will stand up to her. And she knows this.
I’ll have to check to see if there is anything out there yet, about what any of Tom’s victims are saying in response to this new low of Erika Jackass Jayne’s latest fucking word vomit.
What most people who have half a brain think, is what Garcelle points out. She never showed any compassion whatsofuckingever. And also, she SPENT STOLEN MONEY !!! And she should feel like a ridiculous fool, for the way she was blowing through millions of dollars per month, on her out of control shopping, stupid ass ‘glamming’, and last but not least, her embarrassing failed “pop singing” career.
No one told her you supposed to BE PAID to perform, not PAYING OUT to do it. Fucking dumbass. She claims she “couldn’t say” that she felt compassion for the people that Tom robbed. Who THE FUCK IS BUYING THIS BULLSHIT??
Okay, Erika, “every word counts.” you said the most ludicrous shit last year? True, I don’t remember most of it, but it was fucking ludicrous.
They’re literally all looking at her like ‘whatever you moron fucktard.’ I feel like I’m having deja vu from last year for chrissakes. Erika, again with the most ridiculous nonsense spewing out of her face hole. Now they’re all like “there’s a CHANCE they could be lying??”
Of course they all fucking placate this dumb hoe bag of shit waste of space. As she knew they would. Fuck me. Why am I watching this. She spews more nonsense.
Crystal arrives. Thank God. I’d literally rather spoon out my eyeballs, or even listen to Crystal yak about being triggered, and reminded she’s Asian and has body issues, and her fucking husband wrote Lion King, than listen to this stupid liar anymore.
Diana and Sutton are having breakfast. So I want to say, in regards to Sutton saying she hasn’t eaten meat in so long, but there’s something about bacon… Then Diana ridicules her in her yap. Sutton didn’t say she was a practicing vegetarian. She just said she hasn’t eaten meat in a while. Just wanted to get that off my chest.
They have a weird annoying chat. I guess they get each other. Two women who married and divorced well, in a nut shell. Without bacon.
Kyle is already smirking as Crystal is speaking. Again, the violating thing, and how it bugged her that they were all telling her to ditch the word ‘violating.’ Now it seems like “safe space” is her new phrase. Dorito ridicules her in her yap, and compares it to the fake gun being held to her head.
So I guess what we can expect for the next four fucking months, is when someone is having an issue, Dorito will be comparing it to having a cap gun held to her head by the fake burglars that were really bookies collecting on PK’s gambling debt. Got it. Kyle then calls herself someone who tries to trying to fix things. Yes she does.
Garcelle makes fun of her, and says she’s a “fixer and a stirrer.” They’re all laughing at her.
She says “trust me, I really DO try to fix things.” Okay so rule #1, when someone says “trust me” don’t fucking trust them.
Apparently Kyle can not only NOT read a ten minute article, she can’t read social media, where viewers think ALL THAT SHE FUCKING DOES IS TATTLE AND MAKE PROBLEMS. Oh and make those fake surprised faces. Does this woman think that the viewers are fools????
And since we’re talking about a year ago, why the hell not, Garcelle brings up the “you don’t see color – tell me you’re that girl.” that Crystal fed to Sutton. My God, can’t they say new offensive shit, and argue about new fucking shit? Kyle, make yourself useful. Can we call “the club” and get a new round of fucking Bloody Mary’s for this fucking ridiculousness??
Garcelle goes on to explain that she thinks Crystal just really needed to deliver that line, no matter what. (ummm do we not all agree with that sentiment? – she did seem like she was dying to say that.) And how does being Asian play into
“I don’t see color” phrasing anyway. Crystal, your skin is white. You’re not a color. Just stop it. Stop victimizing yourself. Stop watching CNN. You’re not a victim. For as long as America has existed, it holds many nationalities, races and colors. Find another shtick. You have done (married) quite well in America. You’re living the life most people dream of. Be grateful. Be happy. Shut up. Everyone has things they’re insecure about, or makes them feel different.
Crystal says she’s “blindsided by this.” And in her yap, she says, “after getting to know me, you still think this is something that I would do?” (as if it’s ludicrous) Uhhhh — yeah, kinda.
I guess she’s the only one that can talk about events and arguments of last year, and something still bothering her.
Well now it gets “dark” because Crystal claims there was something additional said by Sutton prior to that, that was “dark.” That we’re assuming wasn’t on camera? Kyle says she doesn’t remember anything weird. Crystal says “you probably blocked it out of your head, you were drunk.”
Erika asks now that she brought it up, what was this “dark” fucking thing?? Crystal refuses to divulge. Because you know, what fun would THAT be?? She needs camera time for the next six episodes.
So Garcelle’s son, Oliver got a job at one of LVP’s spots. Kyle starts nervously playing with her hair. Wow girl, grow up.
PK and Dorito are soooooo annoying. Twitter viewers Wednesday night were like, “their scenes seem so rehearsed and fake!” How convenient robbery happened two days prior to filming starting, when she had nothing else going on to talk about.
Don’t think anyone is buying her wedding dresses and bathing suits. Otherwise wouldn’t she be bragging non stop about it? They discuss, of course, the robbery. PK feels guilty because you know this fake robbery was because of his fucking messiness. Dude, get your shit together already.
She gets all intense about needing to heal, because this is “deep inside of her…” and PK’s magical solution, acting like it’s all spur of the moment, is for her to go away to Mexico and “take a few of the ladies…” You know, because the Housewife trips are always so… relaxing.
Sutton has a weird body shape. She should not wear skinny jeans, nor shorts, nor short dresses and skirts. Well thank God, this French designer has been allowed entry into the U.S.
And what is she wearing to this ‘Parisian’ event? Well, a short dress, with a backwards jacket-cape thing of course. Also why is she seemingly exaggerating her southern accent?
And we’re hearing again that Diana does not got into stores. Designers come to her house with things in her exact size and taste. Yawn fucking yawn woman. We know. We know we know we know. Is this all that you have? Do you have like, substance, or interests, or a brain? I’m thinking no. I mean, this is like the fourth time this very shallow subject matter has been her talking point.
Lois, the coolest fucking human everrrrr, cannot believe she is the creator of Lisa The Horrible Rinna, is going into hospice, and of course we now know she is no longer with us. I am sure all of the viewers were very saddened to hear that.
Kyle gets a call that paps are taking pix over her fence. Who cares. Who cares? She chooses to have her house shown on reality TV constantly. So of course there are people taking pictures. And she needs to make Dorito’s robbery about her.
Erika does not know how to work a simple thermostat. I cannot imagine in a condo complex, it’s that fucking complicated. Oh, and for whatever reason, she still has a “creative director” and assistant. They’re sitting in front of computers, making them appear really official.
Poor people that lost loved ones, and are owed millions that she spent on stupid overpriced designer clothes, a “glam squad” and pretending to be Madonna, and she has hired help for no reason whatsoever. Cool. She tells her hired friend about Sutton’s event, and how she declined the invite and is so relieved to be not going. She probably just didn’t want the pressure of having to buy something.
She whines about Sutton not apologizing to her. Yeah these are hired friends.
Kyle and Dorito arrive and Dorito makes it about her fake robbery, and acts in shock that “there is press here…” and Sutton “should have told her.” Oh and “How can a friend not tell me and give me a heads up?”
Well maybe because this isn’t about you, and you should have assumed she would have press at her event? And — and all you have to do is ignore people when they’re yelling out questions. Are you new here? Dorito, like what the literal fuck? Twitter viewers were going nuts over this. It’s ridiculous.
Eat some Doritos. I heard they cure stupidity.
Crystal wears too much black. She’s wearing an ugly black leather skirt instead of “ugly leather pants.” Complete with, of course, a black top.
Kyle sort of ridicules Sutton’s outfit, and Sutton says, “this is couture.” In other words it’s okay when something looks stupid, as long as “it’s couture.” Poor Kyle wore an ugly loud bathrobe last week, and didn’t even have the “couture” defense.
Diana and Crystal seem to be really hitting it off. It’s sort of reminding me of the Heather and Gina dynamic on OC. Kyle, the instigator is telling Sutton what Crystal said about the “dark” thing that Sutton supposedly said.
Kyle now corners Crystal about wanting to know this deep “dark” secret that she keeps dangling. Was this filmed? It’s obvious that Crystal likes to use very over dramatic words, that she knows are exaggerated, then she can bitch about that, when she gets questioned.
She tells Kyle and Garcelle that she doesn’t want to hear about her overly dramatic word “dark.” being too strong. Garcelle is like, then Girlllll, stop with the stupid adjectives you learned in 3rd grade, and say what the fuck she said! (I added some of that, but I think that’s probably what Garcelle was thinking.) Crystal needs to drag this out as long as possible.
Now she calls this mystery comment, ‘problematic and forgivable.’ (can it be both?)
Also added “damaging.” Did this chick look up words in a thesaurus before she left for this event? In her yap, she makes some analogy (and you know how we feel about analogies now) about if you murdered someone, would a simple “I didn’t do it, suffice?” “Likely not.” That makes no sense.
Is she comparing Sutton’s damaging, dark, problematic, yet forgivable comment to murder?
Okay so I really have to say (again), Crystal just tries so hard to sound smart, and she’s just – not.
They invite Sutton to join this very highly intelligent enlightening conversation. She really needs to not wear dresses above her knee. For obvious reasons. Like dress for your body. If it’s not flattering you, don’t wear it. Couture non couture ready to wear, not ready to wear, Target, just don’t wear it. Or have it altered.
Sutton said she apologized for the dark problematic whatever thing. Kyle thinks she doesn’t remember what she said and is, I guess is apologizing and going along with Crystal. I don’t think that makes any sense at all. She says they have moved past it, and she learned from it and doesn’t want to go backwards.
Opened a can of worms, the worms are now dead worms…
Diana says they are making no fucking sense and looks bored to tears.
Now the dreaded dissection of Crystal’s word choice. She seems to think, as she says in her yap, that a one syllable four letter word can’t be ‘strong’ or offensive. Okay then, Crystal, if I were to call your dumb, you shouldn’t be offended. Since it’s, you know, a one syllable word with four letters and one vowel. Can we buy another vowel to make it offensive ? This woman. I can’t.
Now she gets on her “don’t tell me what words to use” soapbox. She still refuses to divulge ‘the thing?’ She needs to be careful, it she drags it out too long, people are not going to give a shit what it was. I think that’s where I’m at already. I’m assuming it was something offensive about Asians. Did she ask her if she’s a bad driver?
This hypnosis/therapy thing with Dorito is so fucking stupid. She acts like she has some sort of demon inside her, she needs an excorcist or something.
She claims that she “doesn’t care about what the robbers took.” Really? This woman is obsessed with her clothes and accessories. OBSESSED. There is definitely something off with this robbery. I don’t necessarily believe that Dorit even knows. But there’s more to it, and PK definitely knows.
2 thoughts on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 6/1/22”
Wow. You really hit the nail on the head. Bravo for being brave enough to tell the truth. Everything you said is perfection
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