Who in THE HELL didn’t think that PK was sketchy?
I think now that Dorit is finally admitting how sleazy he is, screaming at her, leaving his children for months at a time, it’s safe to assume he was absolutely behind the ‘robbery.’
To me, I always thought their relationship was phony.
As they flash on what I guess was an anniversary party, several years ago, and they give each other accolades into a mic in the presence of a crowd, it gives a couple trying too hard to convince us they’re happy.
A truly happy couple doesn’t have to read each other compliments and accolades from a paper at a party.
You don’t have to agree with me, but you should,
Erika is so not okay. First of all spending $37,000 redecorating a rental, and second of all, literally advertising this to the Bravoverse when her husband stole millions of dollars from clients, gave it to or spent it on her, and these people will never ever see this money.
Why am I the only one seeing this and stressing this??
I’m surprised she’s allowed to frivolously spend this amount of money on herself. Her checks should be garnished, with the money going into an account to be distributed evenly to the people Tom stole from when it reaches a certain amount. In my opinion.
She wasn’t behind the theft and fraud but she benefited and lived lavishly on stolen funds. There’s no way she could pay all of it back but I don’t know why she’s not on the hook for some of it, when she makes a lot of damned money from Bravo. Even if these people got a fraction of what he stole, it’s fucking SOMETHING. She literally is sitting here on our screens announcing she’s spending 40 grand to redecorate a rental that looks like a pool house. Can’t make this shit up. She has some balls, I’ll tell you that.
You don’t have to agree with me but you should.
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Sutton invites Garcelle and Kyle to Georgia to meet her mother. I get her inviting Garcelle of course, but why pissy little bitch twat Kyle? Bravo instructions, I guess.
I don’t know why they wanted Kyle in the mix here. I would have rather watched just her and Garcelle go.
Dorit shut up, just shut up about Sutton telling you they had no time for you to moan for twenty minutes about your separation. There WAS no time!!
And it’s so selfish and arrogant to walk into a room full of people and immediately start talking about yourself and your problems. No one is shocked PK is dumping you and your fake marriage is over. No one is shocked.
So huge earrings are a thing again?? And I mean HUGE.
PK is so over her and won’t even respond to a friendly message. Normally I wouldn’t think that’s funny, but I just do.
I don’t know why she keeps insisting on trying to talk to him. This man feels nothing for her. Not unlike Mario with Kyle. Mario’s just playing a little nicer.
I see the humor in this, because of the fucking facade she’s been putting on that PK was a gem and their marriage was perfect. You deserve this Dorit. You should’ve been honest with viewers when on a reality show where you’re being paid a shit ton of money to share your REALITY.
Not what you wish your reality was. Your reality is you are married to a piece of shit that you thought was your meal ticket.
Not unlike my ex-HUSBAND married to an ugly piece of shit that he thinks is his meal ticket.
Viewers feel lied to. She admits to ‘covering for him to protect him’ but I think it’s more the embarrassment of it all, so she tried hard to portray him as some sort of Prince Charming.
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I don’t trust a dude that wears animal print.
Boz has a date with her guy, who seems fine so far. But a lot of them seem ‘fine.’
What would Dorit say about champagne in wine glasses??
I don’t agree with trying to have a child at their ages. But whatever. Let her fantasize.
Why does he say “I’m not going to say I’m not going to waste your time.”
And then questions if there needs to be a ‘timeline.’
That was weird.
Doesn’t look like Boz was really appreciating that. But she didn’t even say anything? Did they cut out her throwing her glass at his head? That was a shit thing to say. I take back my ‘he’s fine’ comment. That was too kind. (And didn’t mean fine like FIIIINE, just wanted to clarify.)
Did you see his face when she talks about having a baby with him? He does not want to have a baby with her.
He actually looks annoyed. He touches his face. Which means he’s not being honest with her, by even entertaining this conversation right now. Dude just wants to eat a steak.
Does she not notice this? Because she just keeps babbling away with her marriage and baby plans. I would think she would be smarter. Why is she not seeing this if I am?
He tells her he loves how she’s ‘not pressuring him’ into anything, as she was literally just pressuring him by announcing her age and how little time she has left to have a baby, and she does want to be married first. But no pressure.
I can’t.
As that scene went on I’m getting some shyster vibes from him. So we will see.
I’m probably right.
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Mario and Kyle scenes are excruciating and funny at the same time. I want to look away but I can’t.
Excruciating because they’re so awkward. Kyle is so into being with him, and embracing, and batting her eyelashes at him, and he gives zero fucks. I would even go so far as to say he can barely stomach to be around her, which I think is kind of funny because I just can’t stand Kyle. She’s such a disingenuous twat. I said what I said.
So they meet at a driving range. I guess Mario thinks she needs to be armed since he’s not living there.
He calls her “all decked out” which she’s not, but maybe he meant she’s dressed like a militant. I’m sure she think she looks like a bad ass. He compliments her shooting. She’ll take what she can get.
It’s so pathetic how she’s flipping her hair around and trying to look cute and he just does not notice. He keeps trying to look away. It’s clear he has zero attraction to her. Someone needs to tell her this.
How is she not noticing he goes out of his way to look in the opposite direction? Not unlike like he did when they were together, at least in the past four-five years. That’s when I started picking up on it.
She asks about his condo while trying to look super extra cute. She doesn’t care about his condo. He doesn’t care she’s trying to look cute.
He says he eats “canned soups.” She mocks him. He seems embarrassed. Yeah never admit that you eat canned soup for dinner. Hope it’s not Campbell’s. THAT would be really embarrassing.
I can’t make out his expressions sometimes when he’s talking to her. I think it’s just sheer annoyance and borderline hatred, but trying to be respectful.
He feels sorry for her as she gets emotional, and hugs her sort of, very quickly. I don’t think he’s a monster or anything, but he is checked out of this marriage fer sure. He tries really hard to look like he gives a fuck.
What happened to her boutique? That’s what I thought. So sick of the fake Housewife ‘businesses.’
I feel like she went out and bought these boots for this scene.
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So this odd threesome (because Sutton nor Garcelle can stand Kyle) are off to Augusta. But not flying private much to Garcelle’s annoyance.
I guess some commoners carrying her luggage, kissing her ass and escorting her to a private room full of free snacks and alcohol to wait for her flight, driven right to the plane without even going through the airport, isn’t good enough for Queen Garcelle. I didn’t even know this was a thing. And I like Garcelle but Jesus, come down off your high horse for a minute.
By the way a 5am flight is not a ‘red-eye.’ It’s an early flight. Why is she acting like Kyle??
I think Avi and June Bug got to fly private.
You mean to tell me this house sits empty? Pretty sure her mom lives in it, not the shack in the back.
A first in Housewife history, no one has a tantrum over their room not being big or elaborate enough. But then again there are only three of them on the trip.
I kind of think, and I could be wrong, that Kyle’s late mom is a lot like Sutton’s mom. Except Kyle’s mom was kind of a gold digging ho.
So they meet mom and her ‘friend.’ Garcelle presents her with a scarf as a small gift and she doesn’t seem to like it. She’s being called racist for this reaction but I think she’s just an asshole. I also don’t think she gets gifts too often. She even looks at the camera guy and makes a face.
To be fair I guess you wouldn’t need a scarf in Georgia.
Actually Kyle and Dorit are racist in my opinion. That’s why they assigned Boz to be friends with Dorit, to sort of thwart that belief.
Kyle walks around flipping her hair repeating “soooo prettttyyyyyyy…” Stop. She acts five.
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Back home in The Hills, Kathy, fresh from her trip to Italy, hosts a ‘Capri dinner.’
The very fortunate attendees are, of course, the others, Dorit, Boz and Erika. Bravo is really pushing the Dorit/Boz friendship. They must’ve gotten a bonus to become besties.
Dorit looks extremely thin, and like she hasn’t washed her hair for days. Erika is extremely excited to be on the guest list at the Hilton’s.
Erika for some reason thinks she should have been on the Augusta guest list since she’s also from Georgia. Why would Sutton invite Erika. Plus this was the scripted split.
So we’re going back and forth.
Kyle and Erika need spray tans.
Kathy is so dumb. Some fortune teller (I assume, she refers to her as ‘a lady that knew everything’) in Italy told her she’s “part Chinese 3000 B.C.” Which of course makes NO sense.
When Erika knows you said something stupid, it must have been pretty stupid.
Everyone wants their bougie free dinner so they keep quiet. It was like when a little kid says something that doesn’t make sense, but it’s cute, so no one says anything.
Sutton’s mom just does not care about her boutique. It’s difficult for me to picture her as a therapist. So she actually gives advice to people on relationships? Yikes.
Can you imagine telling this woman your problems?
Why is Kyle here?? She sits here offering nothing to the conversation when Sutton opens up about what a bitch her mom is. Whereas Garcelle is listening and offering opinions and advice.
She can’t take a conversation not being about her?? And she can’t come up with anything nice to say? At all??
She’s such a terrible person. And a ding dong.
Garcelle will be talking to Reba about being nicer to Sutton.
Back in Beverly, Boz tells Kathy what a fucking See You Next Tuesday Kyle is being to her.
Kathy defends her, which was nice I guess.
“If you needed something she would be there.”
Wait, has she met Kyle? Kyle never does nothing for nobody, unless it benefits her.
Kathy, come on. Then again she just said with a straight face that she’s Chinese because a fortune teller she gave 20 Euros to told her that.
Dorit’s reaction to that?? Judge for yourself.
Oh God. Kathy gets Dorit started on PK.
I’d almost rather hear Kathy talk about how selfless and compassionate Kyle is.
Kathy, we don’t give Dorit the floor.
Is she the only one that didn’t know PK is a douche bag?
She outs him for being a lousy absentee father. Girlfriend is not holding back. She’s done lying about him. I mean ‘protecting him.’
Kathy says she thought he was 56 years ago. He’s not the best-looking guy, let’s be honest. Dorit wouldn’t have given him a second glance had he not pretended to be wealthy.
He sent her a pissy email telling her he’s not paying for her anymore, and she will be responsible for the house, which is currently in foreclosure. So assuming she can’t afford the payment.
Dorit must really be wanting to save her Housewife gig if she’s admitting to all of this. Why isn’t a producer calling her out during her yaps??
PK sounds like he was really tired of the facade and phoniness. Not unlike Mario.
Erika shut up. This is NOT the same scenario as your marriage and separation, okay??
PK might be a loser, but he wasn’t embezzling and stealing money. Dorit while I’m sure a lavish spender in her own right, wasn’t blowing well into 6 digits every fucking month on a ridiculous music ‘career.’
Dorit calls herself an idiot. No argument.
He wants to get this said and done before they hit ten years the ladies think, due to Cali law, after ten years she gets half.
My response to that would be half of WHAT??? The dude doesn’t have shit.
I don’t think that’s what he’s doing. With ten years being in six months, and divorces typically dragging out for several months to years, he would have already presented her with papers and gotten an attorney if he was really hurrying it along.
She really thinks PK is taking her back. She’s as bad as Kyle.
