Who’s the gay guy Dorit was hitting on as they play flashes of the ladies appearing all hot and bothered. Andy asks about Dorit and dating. Dorit NEEDS to pursue Mario. “That’s not pizza party behavior.” Gotta love Erika’s therapist giving it to her straight. Well, sort of. There’s a lot worse she could say

Dorit just pulls random baseless fabrications out of her asshole. She really does. I highly doubt Sutton ‘buys people.’ Her actual non-Housewife friends (aka real friends) seem to be people on her level that she doesn’t need to ‘buy.’ And Erika’s elated face when she said it? Erika, calm down. It wasn’t that great of

We’re still on Kyle and Dorit’s friendship, or fake friendship, or whatever the hell, and the ‘memes and jokes’ segment that I’m sure you we’re all looking so forward to. You would think at this point Kyle could just muster up the strength to be like ‘okay fiiiiine, yes, we started having a deeper friendship

So, before I dive in, I want to bring this up about Garcelle and Sutton (Gutton) being accused of being ‘mean girls’ last week by Kyle. On the contrary, they’re not nearly mean enough and seem to cower when confronted by Erika, Dorit or Kyle. Here at the reunion, they should be prepared here? There’s

Reunion Dresses – We have a gold/white/neutral theme. Erika went off of her usual style with a gown that actually looks like she can sit comfortably in it. Usually she does these super short stiff non-age appropriate sequined dresses. This looks much better. She always looks so uncomfortable trying to sit while not flashing the

I don’t care what anyone says. Kathy is hilarious. She gives zero fucks about being bougie and impressive on this show, and I kind of admire that. I do not know what this Boz and Sutton scene was about, but it came off as inauthentic with Boz trying to pretend she’s Miss Congeniality. By this