The Boz and Rachel friendship, I’m not sure how ‘authentic’ it is (maybe I need the book too, lol – lemme see if I can borrow it from my daughter!) It seems like they wanted Boz to be friends with the dualing fashionistas – Rachel and Dorit.
Assuming those two are NOT going to be hitting it off, even though you would think they would – same age range, kids same age range, both going through messy divorces, (yawn who isn’t) Rachel is a fashion designer, Doirt WAS a fashion designer. But you know who that goes in Housewives, two that have a shit ton in comment will be competing so… they hate each other.
They’re both a little over the top with “I love this! I love your foyer! You’re so beautiful my love! You look beautiful, No YOU look beautiful!” Omg shut up.
I totally get what Rachel is saying about the constant anxious state, walking on egg shells and feeling like your life doesn’t even belong to you because some crazy lady’s narc control freak kid with mommy issues thinks he has to be calling all the shots and ordering you around so he feels like a big man (that was a really long sentence.)
Yah you’re a big tough guy pushing around a woman and a child.
Rachel’s ex probs has a 2 inch D too.
When The Daily Mail reported Roger whatever the hell his name is, that he was out canoodling shortly after their separation, no one cared because NO ONE KNOWS WHO HE IS. Not the same as Mario or PK.
My ex already had a fat ugly ‘Shein version of me” (stole that from Boz, love it) lined up and moved in with the ugly ho two months later in the shit stained house you’ve heard me mention.
According to him, they weren’t already fucking you know. Insert eye roll here.
Back to this. They gossip about Kyle not sharing the dirty deets on her affair with Morgan.
You know how we always say Kyle doesn’t share and has no story line, etc, well her not sharing and not having a story line IS her story line. She’s gotten away with that from Day 1, and here we still are.
Boz not really being friends with Kyle at all, not sure why she is worried about who Kyle is banging.
The Kyle and Mario scenes are EXCRUCIATING!! What is with his weird nervous giggling?
I think he feels so weird around her and to be honest, has no desire to be with her one-on-one, doesn’t miss her, and doesn’t care. He’s agreeing to filming with her to appease her.
She always sits there looking coy and thinks she’s being cute, and you can see he’s counting the minutes until she leaves. It doesn’t help that she’s trying to make him feel awkward and embarrass him.
He told her they’d ‘reevaluate’ in six months, then completely blew that off and bought himself a house, or leased it. Whatever. Not sure why a Realtor wouldn’t just buy a house.
If he gets back with Kyle he can always rent it out.
That was a joke.
Pretty sure he can get his own towels. Not sure what’s so hilarious about a single man having “only eight towels.” I think Kyle has way too much time on her hands if this is really her concern.
Mario wants to know if she’s “gone out on any dates.” I think he’s so hoping she starts dating.
Kyle gives him some Doritos tea (which she really shouldn’t do since he’s friends with PK) and shares how she was pissed about PK’s making out on the street with a chick. What’s with these 50 something dudes making out with girls in airports, and on sidewalks for fucks sake.
What pisses me off is that Kyle is playing both sides. Or all three actually. She has Mario in her ear about PK from his perspective, Doritos of course talking shit on him, then she reports back to PK about Doritos and what all she is saying, and probably Mario too. She’s literally getting all sides and blabbing to everyone.
And she sees NOTHING wrong with this?
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Erika and Sutton meet at a spa. Erika has scenes with Sutton I always saw to reel her in as her ‘friend’ then she always turns on her. Sutton falls for it every time.
Erika as per usze talks about how she can’t believe Tom is still alive and can’t wait until he dies. I wonder if her kid even bothers to visit him or anything. I feel like Tom is the only dad he knows. Doesn’t seem like Erika’s baby daddy was in the picture at all.
She keeps fake complimenting poor Sutton, who is happy to receive and accept them, but it’s Erika, and it’s coming off disingenuous. Maybe Sutton is picking up on it when she tells her she looks ‘cute’ wearing the exact same thing Erika is wearing when they get changed for their spa treatments.
In her yap she’s more her snakey self where she sneers about Sutton should be grateful she’s getting an olive branch. It’s not even a branch, more like a twig, with NO olives.
She tries to rebrand during filming as if she’s a normal human, but has no interest it that shit in her yaps, where she’s aloof and callous.
They chat about Doritos for a minute, then get into how much she wishes Tom would just croak already, and how annoyed she is that he’s alive.
I’m by no means ‘siding with Tom.’ I think he’s an asshole (so is Erica – both can be true) but how do you think this feels for his family to hear? It’s one thing to say you don’t care if your ex croaks to a trusted partner, friend or family member in private, but to say it to the universe you have to be a cold-hearted son of a bitch.
She’s yet to own her extremely severe spending addiction problem which was the culprit to his desperation towards the end.
I’m not making excuses for him and blaming her love of shopping and blowing money, but I would say it’s certainly 50/50. That’s my opinion and I’m sticking to it!
This melancholy music as Sutton asks her if she wants to say good-bye to him before he croaks is cracking me up.
She declines the idea of visiting him in jail. She doesn’t want to hear what he has to say.
It’s funny how Tom Girardi was the coolest cat around when she was blowing every cent the old dude had to his name and his company’s name, then when she done blew that last dollar, and everyone else’s last dollar that he owed his clients, now he’s scum that “got her into this mess.” She has no interest in even answering the phone when he calls.
Then she delivers this one: wishing he would have died before his sentencing to ‘get it over with.’
This isn’t new of course. She has said this several times before and I think it’s unbelievable every time.
She even gives the victims a tiny little shout-out, which she usually does not. And I mean little shout-out. She literally mumbled the word ‘victims’ like it pained her.
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Dorit bitches to her parents about PK. She doesn’t know what PK is or isn’t paying and won’t even give her child support apparently.
They really do need to get with attorneys and get this shit worked out. That’s really not fair to Dorit, especially since he handled the finances.
I’m finding myself siding with her a lot. Typically I DON’T side with the men anyway, but Dorit and Kyle are sooooooooo annoying and I have a hard time defending them.
The kids are to be staying with the grandparents in Florida, but PK who seems to have no interest in seeing them when they’re home, absolutely MUST see them in Florida while they’re spending time with their grandparents.
What an asshole.
I AM with Dorit on this one also.
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Kyle has Alexia of course registering at the world’s bougiest home store in all the land. Sutton meets them.
I have the hardest time believing that at eight weeks before the wedding they don’t have the venue and food organized yet. Is Kyle just being dramatic?
Well, she’s always dramatic. Extra dramatic I should say.
She soft introduces the new Housewife Amanda, who purchased Kyle’s old house.
She seems like she’s going to be – interesting.
Getting some gold digger energy from her rhetoric. Apparently she snagged herself a rich one she’s marrying in October next year, and she’s quite pleased with herself.
Not sure how a millennial is going to do amongst the xer’s and boomers, but we’ll see.
I think Boz’s daughter sort of slipped in their scene when she’s doing Lael’s hair that Keely is going to propose.
Dude, ya don’t tell a teenage girl something you don’t want blabbed. I mean really. He had to have already mentioned it to her or even asked her permission, or she would have said ‘if he proposes. not ‘when.’
I’m kind of surprised they’re still together. He didn’t seem that into her last season, and I thought maybe he just wanted to be on TV.
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Tilly is back, however not with an orange but that’s okay. Maybe next year. She is hosting a get-together.
Amanda is attending, who gets introduced as ‘Sutton’s friend.’ I thought she was ‘Kyle’s friend.’
I guess it doesn’t matter. Judging by previews, looks like everyone is going to be hating on her anyway and she’ll be nobody’s friend.
I don’t think anyone here looks ‘boho chic.’
Not sure what all of the excitement was over Amanda lumping her step kids in as the total number of kids in her household. She didn’t refer to them as ‘her kids.’ Boz needs to be quiet.
We’re drawing naked men. I was kind of looking at some of these guys, the faces, the part NOT blurred out, and you know, none of them were very good-looking at all. At least two of them had bad teeth.
The one in the weird position with his butt hole all over the place, I don’t mean to short-shame, but he looks like an elf.
Erika scolds Amanda for ordering a non-alcoholic beverage.
After the naked men leave, they start grilling Kyle about ‘dating.’ Which of course she hates and doesn’t get why she has to be included in this pesky ‘sharing your life’ thing that she signed up for, and gets paid for.
They want her to talk about Morgan, but she’s not budging. They were just friends you know, who made out and canoodled on a video, and in public, and on social media.
Dorit who DOES open up, whether we like it or not, and always at the worst times, starts pissing and moaning about PK and complains how he’s ‘blocking’ their kids from being allowed to visit her parents in Florida. So this dude is literally trying to annoy his young kids to get back at Dorit for something.
In the manner that Kyle questions her, you can tell she has inside scoop and is prying to get Dorit’s side she can report back to PK.
She’s upset about Jagger seemingly missing his dad (not sure why, he was never around anyway.) Kyle gets up to comfort her. But that doesn’t last long because they’re soon squabbling after Kyle suggests the same thing the other girls suggest, that PK goes ahead to Florida and spend time with them if that’s his insistence.
I can’t imagine he would want to do that, and have to face her parents given the way he is acting.
I think the girls are right to have her call his bluff.
I will say it makes Kyle seem to be not a real friend to Dorito, and certainly not a girl’s girl which we all know she’s not, to immediately take PK’s side.
I think that’s what pissed Dorito off the most, that Kyle immediately acted like this was no big deal, when it is indeed strange, given the fact he’s making half-assed efforts to see them in LA.
This would make some sense if PK has been desperately trying to spend time with them and Dorit wasn’t allowing it, however this does not appear to be the case.
Perhaps visiting with them in Florida appeals to PK, because he can avoid seeing Dorit? I think we can all get that. Not to defend PK, because I think he’s slime, but that does make sense.
I think PK should get with Erika maybe instead of Kyle. Remember PK was quite enamored with seeing her lady parts several years ago in Erika’s first season when she decided to wear a short dress and forego the undies.
Dorit gets overly animated and freaking out in her yap about Kyle siding with PK, even though Boz was seeing what Kyle was trying to say and agreeing. I feel like I’ve talked about this too much.
At the end of the day which I try not to say, Kyle should’ve empathized and sided with Dorit, even if she felt differently. Period. Instead of immediately sticking up for PK.
Boz and the ladies manage to word it in a different way that doesn’t sound like they live up PK’s asshole, which is why I think Dorit reacts so differently to their version.
I know this puzzles Kyle, but Kyle’s not smart so how would she get it?? We all saw it but she didn’t. She starts sulking. Cry us a river, Kyle. Work on the delivery. Try being an actual friend for ONCE in your lifetime.
In her yap she defends herself for taking PK’s side, because she knows PK, (better than what she admits) so she’s not going to automatically believe what Dorit says.
Be that as it may, Kyle should have the ‘maturity’ to realize having a man as a friend or acquaintance is a whole different ball game than being married to him.
I do actually believe he is difficult to please and be with. For one thing there’s the gambling addiction issue. No way Kyle would have been having that.
I also totally think he misrepresented his finances to Dorit when the got married.
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Well was this the moment we were all waiting for? Of sorts?
Erika drops in on Kyle. She immediately whines about the ladies asking about her ‘dating life.’
Then goes into what we assume is referencing Morgan and how she was seeing ‘someone’ that even though was a public figure, didn’t want to be part of the reality TV Housewife realm.
(kye talk morgan)
You would think Erkia was forewarned this admission was coming, however she does seem a little taken aback. I could be wrong but I think I’m not.
I feel like Bravo pressured her to divulge this. Keep in mind though, she never mentioned Morgan’s name nor even used a pronoun. She was very careful to keep saying ‘this person.’
She disses the other ladies for feeling they’re ‘owed’ for her to explain herself. Yeah you are Kyle, because you are PAID to be on a show sharing your life, and especially your relationships.
If this relationship was that important to you, you would have ended your time on the show.
And I kind of think that’s what Morgan said to her and she refused.
But somehow this is the other ladies’ faults. She’s also not ready to fully come out as a lesbian, also not the other ladies’ fault.
You can tell Erika is very excited to be the recipient of this information.
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