Rachel’s shopping excursion seemed a little disturbing. Her little mantra ‘money’s not real’ when she’s shopping… yikes, that’ll get ya in trouble.
She’s always wearing those baggy kaftan gowns, I didn’t even realize she was so thin.
Boz trying to have a baby to this dude who seems to me to be like kind of an opportunist to be honest, at 48 years old, is weird.
And she has a history of premature births. What is she thinking??
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We get to know like the 83rd House Husband named Eddie.
Amanda fills him in on Housewife drama. I usually would say ‘as if he cares’ but he does seem pretty interested.
I wish she would just spill this Sutton tea she has already. Clearly she’s trying to drag it out a long as possible. Production probably told her to.
Boz has joined Rachel on this extreme shopping excursion. They gossip about Amanda and her ‘Money Queen’ thing, as Rachel drops almost 11 grand on some vintage designer clothes and more ugly gaudy necklaces.
With her earlier “money’s not real” comment I feel like she might kind of need Amanda’s services. Because money is indeed, real.
Amanda and her husband chat about her baby that she lost since the anniversary is approaching.
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So many jokes here with Dorit ‘writing a book.’
The obvious one, who the hell is going to buy a ‘memoir’ about Dorit’s life, and second of all, of course I knew immediately she wasn’t going to be the actual writer, but still given the way she tends to drone when she’s talking about herself with absolutely zero self-awareness, this book is going to be unreadable.
Can you even fathom the frustration of this ghost writer? I hope this mother-daughter duo understands what they’re in for.
She says she wants people to “understand me so much better.” Dorit. Stop.
No one wants to understand.
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Kyle and Sutton meet at some sauna place and discuss when Sutton ‘snapped at’ Jennifer. Kyle blabs about everything that Tilly said about her.
Sutton is annoyed that she’s annoyed.
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Boz is doing her egg retrieval thing, as Rachel’s dinner party gets underway.
The power is out on her block due to no reason whatsoever. Poor poor Kathy is affected too, and goes to Sutton’s to have her hair blown out.
There will a psychic reading which should make Kyle feel uneasy. Or maybe it doesn’t matter anymore, since it’s all water under the bridge.
We need THAT psychic back. I wonder if she’s hit him up yet. Now THAT would be funny!
We are reminded how Kyle told her back then “if my husband ever leaves me, I’m going with him.”
Don’t thinks she’s shown up at his condo yet with her suitcases. Mario would be so annoyed.
Everyone arrives at Rachel’s. They all dissect and scrutinize each other’s outfits for what seems like forever.
The best dressed? I think Rachel. She’s wearing something a little more fitted and none of those gaudy Mr. T necklaces. I don’t really care for the Statue of Liberty headband.
So these little Birkin bags Kyle and Dorit have, I made a post about why they’re always hanging open, and apparently if you can believe it, after paying $11,000 for a purse, you have to carry it hanging open, or the hardware gets scratched.
I just thought they all had ADHD and couldn’t take the three seconds to close the clasp.
Dorit shares that she bought herself this little waste of a colossal amount of money as a birthday gift to herself for getting a book deal.
So this woman is worried about where the money is coming from to live and support her kids, and she buys an $11,000 purse.
Then they all start weirdly chanting “book deal! book deal!…”
She gets asked if has a ghost writer, which she does, and Amanda gets judgy because she ‘just sat down and wrote’ HER book.
Amanda not everyone is capable of doing that. Dorit certainly is not capable of doing that.
Dorit says it’s a ‘time’ issue, and definitely not an aptitude issue. She would have been better off just making a joke about it, instead of pretending she was capable of doing it, just was too ‘busy.’ What is she so busy doing exactly? What even happened to her swimwear and wedding gowns?
Honestly if this is such a tough day for Amanda, why is she acting like this? Bragging and one-upping??
She doesn’t just say it once. She wants to make sure everyone gets the point, and continues to brag that she ‘just wrote her book.’
Sutton tells Dorit that Amanda was commenting about how she’s doing a lot of blabbing about PK’s alcoholism on camera, and that might not be a good idea given the contentious separation situation.
Sutton talks to Tilly about the shit talking she was doing on her, she apologizes, and now they seem fine. I guess they have a blow up at some point this season.
The psychic is reading Amanda and she asks if she’s also a Medium and if she can read her energy in reference to her baby. That was a weird thing to ask.
Sutton’s and Tilly’s spat gets brought up at dinner, and Tilly is quick to want to change the subject.
Housewives always seem to conveniently ‘forget’ what they said like 24 hours ago.
I think Tilly is the first Housewife to get the expression “mountain out of a molehill’ correct. No joke.
Dorit attacks Amanda regarding her commentary about “the father of her children.”
I love how they always bring ‘the children’ into it for the extra drama.
Like what was wrong with just saying ‘PK’ or ‘my husband.’ Why ‘the father of my children?’
Amanda’s comments really had nothing to do with her kids. She was just like, you know, maybe she should stop bashing him publicly?
In true Housewife form, Amanda does not recall exactly what she said. She claims says she was merely ‘agreeing with Kyle.’
And surprise, surprise. Kyle doesn’t remember the conversation either.
What’s funny is that Kyle had the same feelings, but only Amanda is in trouble Kathy wonders if ‘Zion’ was Amanda’s dog. Even after she was corrected that it was her son, she again says ‘your dog.’ WTF is WRONG with this lady? Amanda looks like she wants to bludgeon her.
If this was such a hard day for Amanda, then why not opt out of the dinner party and filming?
And once Amanda shared the significance of this day with Doritos, why wouldn’t she just drop her fake grievance?
Dorit is so fucking weird. She says something like ‘okay we can drop it for now’ then continues to demand answers. I was so confused.
And what’s with this ‘do you think you hijacked Kyle’s thought and made it your own?’ I’ve never heard anything so stupid in my life.
AND, if it was Kyle’s ‘original thought’ why isn’t she mad at Kyle?
As usual, Dorit tries too hard to have her moment.
Everyone has to be oh-so-sensitive to Dorit when she wants to ramble on and on about PK, but Amanda mentions her baby died, and Dorit is just like ‘oh that’s too bad’ so back to ME. Like woman are you OKAY??
However, it is kind of odd that suddenly Amanda wants to go home to her guy, to ‘hold him and cry’ when she gets confronted about something uncomfortable. She seemed fine earlier when she wanted to brag about how she wrote her own stupid book.
So are you using this to get out of this situation? That’s kind of fucked up.
Kathy coaxes Dorit to ‘be the bigger person’ and console Amanda.
It doesn’t go exactly well.
Dorit is honestly coming off as really cold and callous, and it’s pretty sick.
Like seriously everyone should boycott her stupid book. MY GOD. But if she wanted to talk about HER kid, ya all but stop what you’re doing and PAY ATTENTION! And let’s not forget what she said about Garcelle’s son when Erika told him to shut the fuck up. Like who cares, it’s not HER kid.
