Brit was a no-show. I totally forgot that. And we’re missing Kenya of course as well, leaving two empty seats to the left of Andy.
They arrive to the couches 2.5 hours late.
Shamea hates Porsha? Thought they made up.
These dresses are absolutely over the top and ridiculous. As always their tits are pushed up under their chins and they think they look good.
Phaedra looks like King Tut, wearing this cheap gold-tone ‘head piece.’ WHAT is she doing? And what did she do to her face?
I kind of like Porsha’s dress. The top part is cool anyway.
Andy even participated in the color scheme, which he doesn’t usually and I complain about that. Maybe he saw.
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I guess they bring Cynthia out early to fill the couch out. How can you not love Cynthia?
Porsha is up first and talks about her divorce. Andy asks about being able to ‘feelm in the house’ that clip done in the winter, which was a super big deal to her just because she wanted to show off this fucking house. She tries to act like it was something deep.
It’s not even her fucking house. HE bought this house, not sure how, but he did. So she needs to sit the hell down.
There are ‘certain stipulations’ in the prenup which makes it a ‘marital home’ she claims. Even if it’s not in her name? And he bought it prior to their marriage?
Sounds like a bunch of bullshit, and she’s talking out her asshole as usual.
So in other words she’s going to squat in this house as long as possible. I think she’s just able to live in it because he was deported. For now.
She talks about possibly of selling it. Lady how the hell are you going to sell a house you don’t even own?
Possibly he put her name on the deed, but if he did why wouldn’t she say that? Instead of this stipulation’ crap.
Viewers think she called ICE on him which she may have, to enable her to live in his house. Is she paying the mortgage? Did he pay cash for it? These are things that I’m curious about that are not getting mentioned.
Porsha and Kelly begin to bicker and rehash. Kelli is miffed that Porsha dares to compare her divorce to her own, since she was married to her slimy disgusting piece of shit for eleven years, and Porsha was married to hers for eleven months.
Porsha goes over all of the similarities. Is this like a contest?
I can see how would that be annoying. Porsha is a professional (but bad at it) gold digger and married this man because she thought he was loaded. Kelli most likely was fooled into marrying her husband because she actually loved him, and he waited until it was too late to pull out the crazy, as they usually do.
Porsha gets asked about saying that she wanted to bang Chawwles and how it looks particularly bad when she already ‘stole’ Simon from another woman. As if he’s a catch.
She’s such a fucking ho. Do you think she doesn’t even know?
She apologizes to Angela. Now it’s a whole big thing as to whether or not Shamea introduced Porsha to Simon or not. My God. Who even cares.
Andy asks Porsha point-blank “Did Shanea introduce you to Simon?”
Like what the fuck’s the secret? Just answer it. She pauses then starts with the dramatic – “listennnnnnnn…”
We’re listening Porsha, we’re listening. We don’t know why, but we are.
Andy cuts her off. Like yes or no Porsha. Even you can figure this out.
She finally answers “no.”
They roll the tape and Shamea did say “I was there when you met Simon…” not that she introduced them,
Why is this even an issue? We know the guy is sketchy and a fraud, and Porsha is a gold digger, so what the fuck is the difference if Shamea introduced them or not.
Andy’s starting to catch on, it seems, and asks her if they decided that would be their ‘story’ so it doesn’t seem like she crept in and snatched him from someone else. Again, as if he’s a catch.
“Absolutely not.”
She doesn’t even flinch. Does she even realize Andy simultaneously accused her of being a liar and trashy??
No, she doesn’t. She says she was introduced to him, we don’t know by whom, it’s a secret, and really wants to change the subject.
Andy is smirking.
Shamea then has a weird expression with sort of a subtle eye roll.
I guess one could say she paid the price, and has egg on her face for her sketchy way she went about this.
I think Andy hit the nail on the head actually.
Now Porsha and Drew bicker about Dennis.
I could totally see Drew offering herself up in lieu of having to pay for his music production services. When this text message gets pointed out where she said something to this effect, she does this nervous overcompensating laugh, and looks kind of guilty and embarrassed.
It’s still up in the air as to whether or not Porsha knew she was working with Dennis.
“You knew.” “No I didn’t.” “Yes I did.”
I mean really.
Porsha and Shamea now bicker about this. There seems to be a common denominator here for sure.
Porsha gets asked if she feels guilty since the Dennis and Drew relationship seemed to be all business. Well to be fair, we don’t know that for sure.
I thought I picked up on a little flirtiness. Mostly on Drew’s side.
Porsha then gets up and dramatically hugs Drew. I thought we were going to have our first storm-off, actually.
Is anyone not going through a divorce on here?
Kelli gets asked about what happened with Brit. She immediately starts flexing and ranting about her ‘stylist’ team (please fire them) and how she’s had them for many years and Brit didn’tEVEN HAVE a stylist team.
(kelli stylist team)
So her issue boiled down to Brit trying to snag her so-called stylists and thought she could use them during filming and wasn’t aware it was a one-time thing.
Brit was paying them, so is Kelli saying that these people were not permitted to take on any new clients?
There was possibly some newbie alliance to take Porsha down?
Then Shamea said there was actually one, with her and Porsha and a few others. Porsha was unaware of this.
I believe nothing out of Porsha’s mouth.
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Kelli is divorced. They all clap and cheer.
What’s with Phaedra? She’s like hunched over and seems completely unenthused about being here. Did she even look in the mirror before walking onto this stage? She looks like a little old lady. Maybe she’s worried she’s busted with having that dork announce Chawwles having an affair.
Ralph seriously defended Kelli’s husband on his stupid cooking show on You Tube or whatever? What am I saying? Of course he would defend him. A male abusive narcissist will ALWAYS defend a fellow male abusive narcissists.
That was disgusting. Shut up Ralph. Who on EARTH would watch his cooking show and/or take that pile of useless shit seriously?
Kelli tries to brush off that she wasn’t paying her bills to open her restaurant and had to be sued, but seems to have money for many other extravagant purchases.
Okay so the mystery of the guy no one ever saw before, announcing that Chawwles was having an affair is being addressed.
The guy told Angela it was Phaedra that put him up to it. She drops the name of his Aunt, as Kimberly Bleep, as if she knows that Phaedra knows her.
Phaedra claims she doesn’t. Seems like she does.
Angela reaches for the receipts.
She gathered info that Phaedra’s brother knows Aunt Kimberly.
Phaedra denies being involved. I agree with Angela. That seems a little coincidental. Her big reason is she doesn’t even know Angela. That doesn’t fucking mean anything. I have some ugly fucking waste of oxygen that’s been trying to take me down that doesn’t fucking know me.
Porsha’s chiming in seems kind of suspect, as Angela points out. Anytime a Housewife starts emphatically defending a Housewife with the exaggerated facial expressions like this, it’s usually because they know lies are being told.
Housewives are the worst actresses. Even the ones that claim to be actual actresses.
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