I was honestly half watching this episode Sunday night. There was so much hootin’ and hollerin’ about nothing. This chick that Drew kissed, that she could easily admit “yeah we kissed, so what.” But in that case, it would easily then be dropped. Would Ralph honestly care? Is that the issue? That she ‘cheated?’ Does that constitute cheating? Don’t most dudes think it’s hot?
Where we are right now in 2023, who in the HELL cares if two women share a kiss. And we devoted an hour arguing about this. Or 45 minutes, whatever.
Kenya talks about her recent two ambulance experiences, which I think it’s worth pointing out that she probably didn’t need an ambulance either time. Think she could have been driven to the ER. Or not at all. Wonder if Bravo picks up the tab for this shit. Probably.
LaToya is denying this kiss, but on the reunion of that year, they play her saying that’s it’s true. I don’t even remember any of this, and I don’t recall LaToya. Maybe that is a season that I missed.
Marlo recorded the argument, and sent it to LaToya, who LaToya resent to Drew.
Who else is losing brain cells?
Drew: “Here she is secretly filming me!” Sheree reads my mind in her yap – “girl you’re on a reality show (surrounded by cameras) and you’re gonna be mad someone’s filming you ??”
This reminds me of Bethenney on RHONY. It was a while ago, Bryn was a baby. Maybe it was her show, not RHONY, but anywho not important, she was carrying Bryn around the city and was ‘mad’ that paps were following her —- as she’s being followed by Bravo cameras. So disappointed in that little intelligence slip by her, someone who has been touting herself as the smartest Housewife for several years. I loved when she tried to ‘hide’ behind this dude, and she tells him paps are following her, and he said “who are you??” She just says ‘Bethenney’ as if she’s Madonna or something. I hope in that moment she felt dumb AF.
Back to Atlanta, Drew is accusing Kandi of lying and again what’s the big fucking deal? Is she just running with being the center of the conversation and attention? And it would all end if she said “yeah I kissed her. So what.”
Kenya imitating Courtney in her yap is priceless – Oh my God I wish she would do Gina from RHOC!
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“A sound bath provides mental clarity and allows you to relax.” Sheree claims this will help with her fibroids. Is she still sticking with her story that she thinks this so quiet stress free, and relaxing trip will somehow magically heal her? Trying to roll with this but it’s hard sometimes.
Drew is upset over Courtney’s treatment of her, being Ralph’s alleged sort of cousin and all.
The ladies meet Frank & Gita, the sound healers. Kenya still pretending to be injured asks to grab onto the dude and be lead down the path to the sound bath destination. Which isn’t an actual bath, as Kenya thought. It’s alike a mediation syle ritual I guess you can call it.
They all go over individually what they are contemplating during their ‘bath.’ Kenya, single and 50ish, thinks she needs to have another baby. That seems selfish. What happens to these kids if something happens to her health-wise? I recently read that her ex would be the father. Assuming these are fertilized frozen eggs. So the kids would be raised by that freaking asshole??
Marlo dreams of Scotley and food. Not necessarily in that order. Or probably just food. Kenya dramatically cries.
Drew wonders why Marlo seems so extra obsessed with her alleged kiss. Yes, me too. But it’s on brand for Marlo.
No one really knows what ‘collision’ means. Am I watching Jersey right now? Drew reminds me of Teresa Guidice. So unapologetically idiotic. Like she couldn’t even take a stab at it, based on the context? She has no idea what it means, and has no shame in it, as she grabs her phone and looks up the definition.
They all start yelling and I don’t even remember why. And mostly it’s inaudible.
Sheree scolds them and leaves.
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Out to dinner, and they’ve been pre-gaming, and we all know the mixies will be flowing all through dinner. It’s exactly what needs added here to turn this shit up even more.
Balenciaga pants Sanya, really??
Sheree orders a ‘porn star’ martini, which I have already looked up, and guarantee you I will be trying, it, with my own little twist of course.
Drew talks about her marriage, and Ralph, and they flash on some of his worst moments, as if we need reminded. Ralph has ditched counseling, probably because he was told that he’s the problem. Seems like she has basically been laying the ground work for the fact that she and Ralph will be splitting up. It’s almost as if they planned for it to coincide with filming??
Kenya doesn’t like her espresso martini, and tries to unload it. “It tastes like strong coffee.” Girl, it’s ESPRESSO. There’s a little kocktail kerfluffle when Sanya is in the restroom, and Kenya tries to snag Sanya’s strawberry mojito. Oh no she di – int!
“He just set it down here.” No, he set it down at Sanya’s seat. And can’t she correct Marlo on the pronunciation of her name?
More collision talk, and Marlo apologizes for sending the video to LaToya, but she NEEDS to know who is lying about ‘the kiss’ and needs to know now!!
Drew tells her to ‘keep her name out (of) her mouth’ and we’ll be good. Courtney tries to back peddle on telling Drew that Kenya’s fall on her ass was karma, and this escalates as to who is more of a bitch.
Can’t they just be tied on the bitch meter, and call it a day? Sheree orders the discussion to be over. No one threw a drink, or a napkin, flipped a table, and it does actually get halted. I don’t even know what Courtney’s problem is with Kenya.
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Winery day, and the girls are bringing it – sort of. Drew’s fluorescent orange fuzzy thing, is so Sesame Street, and what is this Marlo is doing? Trying too hard. And since when does wine have an ‘after taste?’ Also find it difficult to believe Marlo is in the ‘tech field.’
Drew tattled on Marlo to stupid ass Ralph for shit-talking him, and he then texts her while at the winery. She apologizes for this too. Marlo The Apologizer super hero this season!
The wine does not stop getting poured. Now THIS is a wine tasting. Not that shit where they give you two drops. The ladies are feeling the Jesus juice!
Drew refers to the dancers, who are dressed in sort of renaissance/colonial type gear, as Pilgrims. Not dressed as Pilgrims, actual Pilgrims. Twice, in the same episode, sounding like a borderline imbecile. She probably can’t define that either. Producers should ask her what that means. Now THAT would be funny.
I can’t deal with this girl for one more second.
They boogie with the ‘Pilgrims’ and teach them some of their moves.
