They’re still on the Blue Ridge trip and going to a “gem mine.” Marlo, as ALWAYS is talking about her favorite subject – Kenya freaking Moore. If she’s not staying at the house, Marlo does not want her here at all. How does Marlo NOT see it’s so evident to anyone with a brain, she’s insanely jealous of Kenya. Remember how Dorinda was treating Tinsley? It’s like that. Dorinda, like Marlo, is just a miserable lonely person that hates her life. And hates extra on a woman that’s a lot prettier and happier than her. Let’s get those two haters together, and lock them up in a house for a week, and sit back, get some popcorn, a large glass of wine (or two) and watch that shit unfold. Or maybe they wouldn’t be jealous of each other, because they’re both unattractive with huge chips on their shoulders. They may actually get a long. Misery loves company. So what fun would that be? We gotta throw in two pretty happy people. The Kenya/Marlo dynamic is a little more entertaining because Kenya is much more outspoken than Tinsley, and gives Marlo more of a run for her money.
Okay so back to the show, Kenya arrives, in a really great mood, great energy, and of course did arrange for other accommodations, simply because Marlo told her not to. Everyone seems happy to see her, except big ugly Grinch Face. They greet each other in a sort of dismissive way.
Marlo dressed like an evil sorceress is in her yap grumbling how “Kenya is not going to kill her vibe.” What vibe? Marlo, your ‘vibe’ is to be a miserable twat all by yourself.
She no sooner utters that sentence in her yap, than she orders Kenya to speak with her alone. Why? So, she can continue her negative miserable vibe.
After she gives Kenya orders to follow her, Kenya blatantly ignores her. Marlo sits down to get glammed, pouting that she wants Kenya to “come say hi to her” Did they not already greet each other? Yes they did. My point is proven. MarHoe HAS no positive vibe in the first place.
Kenya is clearly bringing positive energy and Marlo wants NO part of it. She really is a lot like Dorinda.
Marlo calls her manager and says “she’s glad Kenya came…” Of course she doesn’t mean that. Sanya harasses her as to whether or not she’s staying in the house. Kenya gives a half answer and says her bags are in the car. Marlo, still on the phone with her manager, and I’m not kidding, says to her, “if Kenya wants to be a sourpuss… ” so who’s the fucking sourpuss. I like that adjective, for Marlo. Marlo is 100% a sourpuss.
Sanya tells Kenya that she needs to give Marlo ‘attention.’ Kenya isn’t having that. Kenya recounts her childhood when her grandmother no longer wanted to deal with her when she was a teenager. I think Kenya is right about the nephews. It was the wrong decision to pass them on because Marlo was pissed at them for being teenage boys, and not following instructions, and their room was a mess. Big fucking whoop. Ground them or take something away, TV, phone or video games. It’s messed up that after she agreed to take them on, she does this shit over a messy room.
Sanya consults with Sheree, and they decide to do their Housewife job. They need to rat Kenya out, about what she was telling Sanya. Of course when you tell someone second hand, it gets much worse.
Marlo is instantly annoyed because Kenya was talking about her nephews. Marlo claims “she’s not, not parenting.” Yes you are “not parenting” if you told them to get the hell out, and took them to someone who already has her hands full with four little ones in a small area.
Sheree eggs Marlo on, and decides “Kenya is bringing the bad energy.” Marlo says she’s not gtting on the bus for the trip until they have this one on one, so Marlo can insult and degrade her.
Then, something really weird happens, and this scene has to be in the Top Ten oddest scenes of ALL TIME across all Housewives in the history of Housewives.
MarHoe breaks into some really really bizarre ‘prayer’ like an actual PRAYER to God, where she proceeds to start bashing Kenya ! Don’t you love people that treat others like crap, but claim to be so religious? That’s always been one of my pet peeves. Okay, guys, if this doesn’t show this bitch is one hundred bricks short of a load, I do NOT know what does! This chick is OFF! Surely Sheree and Sanya HAVE to be thinking this!! Sanya sort of laughs like she thinks this is unhinged when Marlo closer her eyes, so I do believe she knows this was officially cuckoo behavior.
“whatever this girl is going through, just help her…” Actually Kenya really seems happy and at peace for the first time in a long time. I think if God is listening to this so –called prayer, he also is laughing his ass off. Please God, help MarHoe to know how completely inappropriate this is.
Sheree is shaking her head back and forth in some sort of mesmerizing loyal agreement, as if she’s actually into this. Sheree is really looking more and more like Marlo’s little puppet. Marlo ends this dig/prayer/insanity thing by calling Kenya a “60 year old woman.” (Kenya is 51, 5 years older than this miserable hoe)
Sheree and Sanya seem happy to get the hell outta there. Christ they’re probably worried they’re going to go to hell after participating in such an odd fucking bizarre ‘prayer.’
I love Kenya’s pink computer. They flash to the scene where Kenya offered to help Sheree with her She by Sheree thing. (hey does she have to change it to “they” by Sheree – it rhymes!) See it’s been taking her so effing long to get this business launched – who knew by the year of our Lord, 2022, we’re not allowed to call a woman “she” anymore before asking first ! Guys, I’m being serious for a minute, if someone told you ten years ago, the things that are happening now, were really going to be happening in the near future, would you have believed them? I wouldn’t.
This scene makes Sheree’s participating in the Kenya bashing just that much worse.
She’s really gonna sit there and accept her help, then turn around and do this shit, just to placate stupid off her rocker, Marlo? I think Kenya is being sincere, in wanting to help her and see her succeed. I like when the Housewives can do this, instead of tearing each other down, and ridiculing their business endeavors.
Kandi chimes in and suggests she start small, only selling a few things, and take proceeds from that and expand. She’s acting like she never heard that before. I feel like that would be common sense. She really just needs more of a business minded person to help her out. If she can get some income from selling just say, mats and water bottles with her logo on, she may be able to generate enough cash flow to hire someone to help her launch more items. I think there are a lot of Housewife fans that would buy her stuff. She has her shady moments, like just now for instance with Marlo, but her persona on the show is not a complete asshole. Like Marlo, or Teresa on Jersey, or Dorinda or NYC. I think people would want to support her.
Drew ridicules Kandi for her advice she’s giving. Think Drew is jealous of Kandi, since she’s dumb as a rock. She’s involved in a business venture that she knows nothing about. She just shows up and does what she’s told.
Drew is annoyed that this Fatum chick is here. Marlo again summons Kenya like a teacher would talk to an unruly child in her class. And of course, Kenya still ain’t havin it, and does everything to avoid her. Marlo isn’t capable of just chillin the hell out, and enjoying the day. Kenya is doing nothing to her to annoy her. If she can’t stand her as much as she lets on (for what we don’t know, other than jealousy) why not just let it go for now.
Whatever. It’s Housewives, what am I thinking. But Marlo is literally chasing her around the house. If she did this every day maybe she could lose the 20 lbs she said she needed to lose at Drew’s workout thing a few weeks ago. They even show the camera guys, which they don’t usually do, because there’s like three of them running around the house trying to get the footage.
Kenya does realize this is just pissing her off more. And our girl Marlo, not the sharpest tack on the cork board, clearly, is playing right into it. Kenya is laughing it off and not giving her the reaction that she wants.
Marlo looks fucking bat shit crazy, and Kenya looks cool and unbothered. Marlo reminds her it’s HER trip, and claims she’s trying to kiss her ass by begging for this convo. But we all know full well once she gets Kenya cornered, she’s just gonna start slinging insults like she’s been doing all season. She can’t get a man, she can’t keep a man, she had to settle for an insecure toxic man. . . blah blah blah –It’s the same shit week after week since she stopped bitching about her being sick and not coming to her house that night to cheer up Sheree. Marlo we get it. You’re an asshole.
Is there another talent she has? Can she stand on her head or do the macarana ? Something?
Kandi points out that Kenya is making it extra difficult by not giving her this “one on one” and she’s being hypocritical, because she’s just poking at her to get her all cranked up.
But on the other hand, we all know she wants her to leave, that’s why she wants the one on one. She tells her “have a safe trip back Kenya have a safe trip back Kenya…” which she repeats twelve times, like an insane person does.
Everyone is literally standing at the door with their purses and fucking coats on, and just wants to get going to the activity. Marlo is so fucking stubborn and stupid, she is refusing for them to get going unless Kenya leaves.
As they’re walking out she yells at her to “never speak her nephews’ names!” (are we seeing why Kenya didn’t want to speak with her privately?)
So we did make it out the door and down the steps to where the cars are waiting and Marlo tells the driver that Kenya is not allowed in the vehicle. Kenya gets in the other car. Marlo yells that they can’t go if Kenya is going.
Kenya tells her she’s an icon and Marlo is an ex-con. (good one) Half an hour later, they’re still in the driveway arguing. Sheree points out to Kenya she didn’t acknowledge Marlo when she arrived. She did. She said Hi. Another half hour, and still in the driveway waiting for Kenya to get out of the car.
Kandi tries to find out exactly what Marlo needs for them to be able to leave. Marlo says some fucking jibberish, and Kandi points out she’s putting everyone in the middle of this nonsense. Kenya is pretending she’s on the phone. Sanya tries to persuade her to talk to Marlo. Kenya points out if she didn’t like the way Drew was cheating Sheree, then she should have a problem with this also. Little does Kenya know, this shit is all going down because Sanya told MarHoe what she said about her the boys. Which really wasn’t even that bad.
Sanya is on Marlo’s side of course, since she’s Team Sheree, who doesn’t get a long with Drew, she’s forced to be on Marlo’s side is how I’m seeing it. Another half hour and they still didn’t leave. This shit is getting old.
They try to reason with Marlo to just leave on this gem mining thing. Marlo says she “just doesn’t want the energy.” Who is causing all of the ‘bad energy?’ Kenya didn’t start being bitchy until Marlo started screaming at her.
Marlo tells Drew anyone with Kenya also can’t participate in this gem mining (which turns out to be really stupid anyway, it seems more like a child’s activity, like Easter Egg hunting)
Kenya is just sitting in the car patiently waiting while Marlo is coming unglued, and everyone is losing their shit, is the best part. I gotta hand it to them both, these are two stubborn ass bitches. Kenya is refusing to exit the vehicle and Marlo is refusing to proceed until she exits. Now Drew and Fatum argue. Not even sure how it started. Drew called Fatum Sheree’s lap dog and starts barking some realistic sounding barks.
Fatum has a really annoying voice. They both have producers holding them back for some reason.
They’re wearing masks. Maybe they don’t want recognized.
Doesn’t anyone have to pee at this point ? Marlo’s probably okay since she never gave birth. Surely Kenya has to go? She hasn’t even left the car for two hours.
Now part of the crew (Kandi, Kenya, and this chick with glasses, I missed who she is – Kandi’s friend maybe? Forget her name) walks around to the lake to kill time, I guess until one of these bitches caves,
Marlo, Sheree and the rest go inside the house. Writing this blow-by-blow really makes you realize how extra ridiculous this is. Marlo is on her bed pouting, and Sheree and Sanya are begging her to leave for the thing.
Sanya started this shit, so I feel like her ass should be sitting in the house, and the rest of them should go. Ya know all Kenya said, is that when she was a kid, since she had issues with her Mom, she had a similar circumstance as Marlo’s nephews, and kicking them out, probably was not the way to handle it, based on the way she felt when her grandmother didn’t want her.
That’s literally all she said. She didn’t really communicate that to Marlo correctly. Maybe she did. I don’t know. I forget. Whatever Kenya said, would have been wrong, just because Kenya said it. I had to stop in the middle to get my nails and toenails done. I feel like I’m watching Groundhog Day right now. I’m tired of looking at these weird earrings Marlo has on.
Sanya and Sheree talk her into leaving, I think. We’ll see. We have to make it the whole way out of the house, and down to the vehicles. Can you imagine what these dudes driving are thinking right now?
Probably something like “these bitches cracra !! I don’t get paid nearly enough for this shit!”
Fatum and the glasses chick are jumping on the trampoline. How are they not pissing themselves?
I just pissed myself twice today when I laughed. Marlo is fake crying.
Kenya says Marlo is reminding her of how her ex treated her. “someone that supposedly loves and cares for you intentionally inflicts emotional harm.”
She’s not wrong. Again she nails her description of life with a narcissist. Just like she did in an earlier ep when she said (according to Mark) “I was always doing something wrong, and there was constant drama.”
Who wants to live like that? Constantly walking around on eggshells, afraid you’re gonna offend someone that is just looking for an argument, so they can feel important and validated.
Kenya jumps on the trampoline. She is in great shape.
Marlo says she’ll give the trampoline a whirl when the devil gets off. Maybe she should break into prayer again, and insult Kenya more to God. Now Marlo gives permission for Kenya to attend. Something about Jesus and the devil or some shit. This bitch is insane. Marlo says in her yap, the jumping made her all argued out, and Kenya wins.
So after all of this —- hours later – MarHoe gets some sort of rejuvenation and seems to have an epiphany, and suddenly decides that they can leave. (or the Producers told her to knock the shit off – they wanted to film this activity) “as long as Kenya is not in the car with her.” Jesus effing Christ.
Marlo gives Sanya kudos for supporting her. Says she “knows she likes Kenya too, but supported her.” Well clearly she doesn’t really like Kenya, if she ran and told her what Kenya said to ya know “keep the peace.” Yeah that two hour driveway argument was really peaceful.
They arrive at the Gem Mining thing, and they just put some stones in buckets of dirt, and they have to dig for them.
Kenya hands the owner his ‘Trump 2024’ sign he has hung in the store. Guess Kenya supports this current admin wrecking our country, killing free speech, gas lighting you, trying to starting a war, and making us vulnerable to our enemies putting us in danger, raised gas prices, food. prices … And I don’t even like trump that much, but when you need to choose eating a bucket of turds verses a bucket of a food you don’t like, I would choose the bucket of food I don’t like. Now we’re stuck with this turd bucket for another 2 years.
Fatum and Drew start arguing in the store. They leave. This dude seems to not be able to even fake a smile, and seems glad to get rid of them.
Marlo says in her yap the trip is officially ruined. Everyone looks tired and emotionally drained. Marlo claims she’s drained. Thought we were moved on. She’s the one that sucked all the fun out of this day.
Sheree checks on Marlo, and Marlo said she’s packing up and leaving. She came here for her friends to support her and have fun…
Marlo orders Sheree to assemble everyone in the living room so she can talk to them. If there’s anyone here that looks like she’s a lap dog, it’s freaking Sheree with Marlo. Everyone looks exhausted and hungry. They all have something they’re eating from containers as they’re waiting for Marlo to arrive.
She enters and gives her sob story about hurting so bad and not being able to recharge. Kandi looks like she can’t even hold her eyes open after dealing with this horseshit all day.
This Fatum asshole thinks this is the perfect time to engage in an argument with Drew again. They start bickering. A dog bone is thrown.
Marlo tells them she called for cars and everyone is leaving.
She keeps talking about the trip not being uplifting. Didn’t she start all the drama when she started chasing Kenya around the house, then bitching about her talking about her nephews?
She tells her makeup artist that she is drained (so do these glam people just sit around the house all day waiting for them to need their hair and makeup done?) Why does the makeup chick have to wear a mask? The glam people and the servers have the covid germs but the ladies do not? Weird.
The ladies are all bitching that Marlo kicked them out. She’s all about ‘kicking people out’ when she’s ticked, so they shouldn’t really be surprised. Although I can’t imagine they’re really leaving. Is she going to wait til they’re all packed and lug their suitcases downstairs then change her mind?
