Sorry I did watch the premiere last week but didn’t get to do a post about it. Technical difficulty with the DVR-ing. Someone on Twitter posted
“am I the last one that still records things on their DVR?”
I said “no but you’re like the last person wearing a filthy germy mouth diaper in your profile pic…”
hahaha it’s funny, admit it ! Hopefully she’s finally taking it off, and changed her pic!
Sorry if that offends anyone. Stop wearing them, if you’re still hanging in there because you think you’re saving yourself, saving the world, whatever, you’re just not. They’re gross and unnecessary. That’s my unsolicited advice for the day. It’s not political, I’m not a doctor, I’m not a biologist, nor do I play one on TV, but it IS common sense.
New girl Sanya- Nine people living in one house? NINE ? She invites her family – sister and her family (husband and 2 kids) and parents to live in the SAME house. Who would actually think that is a good idea? Especially since her mom is kind of bitchy. After she carried on about burger patties for ten minutes, she’s now bitching about her sister’s reply to how she’s feeling about being in Atlanta. So this chick made her sister sell her house and relocate to a different state/city so she can do her hair?
Kenya and Sheree have a chat. Full disclaimer, I did not watch in the first few Atlanta years, so I’m not completely familiar with Sheree and Marlo, and their relationships with the others. Also missed out on all of the Kim and Nene drama. I know! I’m so mad! Sheree and Kenya seem friendly. Kenya approves of the basement finishing and the “high ceilings.”
They discuss Marlo’s weird event the previous night. Yes, I found it all strange too. And agree with Kandi’s point. Wouldn’t the clothes you’re renting have to be the exact same size that Marlo wears? Kandi says she’s 5’3” so Marlo’s dresses would not fit her most likely. So you have to be “in the industry” to ‘rent’ one of her dresses? You have to be an actress? And be her size? And wouldn’t someone “in the industry” be able to just buy their own clothes? renting a $10,000 to wear a dress one time? I don’t even know what to say about it. I don’t get her constant talk about money either. Was she always like that? And how does she have all of this money from “dating a millionaire ten years ago?” And the $64,000 question -was he like paying her to date him? Can I get a deal like that?
Kenya tells Sheree that Drew’s assistant, that used to be Sheree’s assistant is bitching that Sheree never paid him. Also he’s sharing her personal beezwax with Drew about her. Okay – here we go. Maybe none of them should have assistants. Or get better ones. These assistants seem to fucking trouble makers.
Were they like paid by Bravo to stir up’ “story lines?” A Tweeter thinks that this assistant is just looking for his 15 minutes.
Drew and Ralph are having dinner. How many assistants are floating around this house? Like 9? More ‘assistant’ talk. He fires her, but he still talks to her. Lalalal. He says she’s 50 therefore, it’s a moot point. Drew points out that men date older women all the time. 50 doesn’t make her disgusting with fat rolls and warts necessarily as he’s trying to depict. Ralph knows it is inappropriate, as a married man, to continue to speak, text, engage whatever with a woman that you no longer are working with, and have been flirtatious with.
Drew says in her yap, “people think he gas lights me, but I don’t think so.” How do you answer a question that you don’t understand? Then she proceeds to get asked by a producer, if she knows what it means. She does not know what it means, but she doesn’t think Ralph is doing it to her. Some of these Housewives are just not bright. No wonder their dudes take advantage of them. It’s so easy to look something up. If she has people telling her this, she couldn’t be bothered to “google it?” They proceed to play several scenes, where he indeed does gas light her. I wish she’d ditch this dude. Their scenes are the exact same arguments and his same horse shit as two years ago. (or was it last year, it feels like 2 years ago) Apparently he’s still fucking around on her, fucking with her, and therapy is definitely not helping.
Kandi is a producer on a Broadway play, ‘Thoughts of a Colored Man’ and tells Todd she will be having to go to New York to promote it. So apparently Todd takes frequent lone “vacations?” Similar to Ralph? (not lone most likely)
She asks why he’s going, to Miami, and he said “to hang out.” With whom? By himself? Not cool. Not a good idea to allow this. Why wouldn’t you be home spending time with your two small kids?
That just bugs me.
Ralph is clearly cheating on Drew, and I’m starting to wonder about Todd.
Todd discloses that he has this condo in Jersey, from an ex that he owned it with, and she never took his name off, so he bought her out, now he has a condo in Jersey. Kandi thinks he’s more worried about that than their basement pool area.
Kandi wants nothing to do with this property that he was banging his ex in. These two do not seem to be in sync. At all. Not as bad as Drew and Ralph but still bad. Seems like he’s hiding something. He’s coming off as kind of shady and reminding me of Ralph actually. And my ex husband.
How do you have a pool in the basement? Why do you want a pool in the basement? Does that really get use? They’re in freaking Georgia, not Alaska, pools belong outside, in the ground.
Kandi is on a Halloween shoot, dresses like a green bloody ghoul. She’s meeting up with Marlo.
She and Kandi used to be friends, and they’re trying again, from what I’m gathering. I love how she’s just sitting here having a serious normal convo with green make up and a bloody neck. I love me a Housewife serious discussion or argument, while in costume. Something really seems shady with this Marlo chick and all of this money she claims to have.
She is bragging about how she is dropping all of this cash on these nephews. Again money thing with her. Marlo is upset that Kandi has never invited her over to hang with her kids. A lot of people seem to have liked her reply on SM, “you have to be the kind of friend you want to be.”
We’re Droppin it with Drew.” Ralph is love bombing her and has planned some extravagant date night. We already knew from previews it’s not going to go well. Maybe they should just – NOT?
Boys night out – Todd, Ralph and newbie Sanya’s husband. They promptly bring up this already infamous ex-assistant whatever of Ralph’s, right after talking about Todd’s colonoscopy… (that was random) because, you know, it’s a bunch of shit. Does this bitch have a name? She better be one fucking hot little hot hottie, with all of the attention she’s getting, and the arguments she’s responsible for. Feel like she is Ralph and Drew’s “story line.” Is she on the Bravo payroll too?
Ralph yammers in his yap about this massage, and lying his ass off, about the “I’m a man” comment. and he makes no sense whatsoever.
These Atlanta ladies certainly have a lot of assistants. Marlo brags how she’s ‘paying the photographer and driver “by the hour.” to the nephews. This woman is obsessed with talking about cash.
She’s worse that Erika Jayne, and that’s bad. She’s dropping a lot of cash on Homecoming night for a dude. I just mean boys don’t give a shit about all of the fanfare for school formal dances. This kid does not give a shit about a $1200 suit, and a photographer being paid “by the hour” to take his photos. He doesn’t even have a date. This is ridiculous. He’s going to look back on this and think “wow my aunt made this night all about her for some reason…”
Ralph and Drew attempting some sort of fancy formal date night. He surprises her with a dress that’s literally three sizes too small, and she’s getting glammed. Her dress is awful. We’ll see how this goes. Already saw a clip, and it looks so not very good. As usual, Drew has many questions for Ralph, that he does not wish to answer. Because he’s a fucking lying disgusting snake. It goes left by the time dessert is served and he storms off, and she’s sitting there by herself. Exact same thing as two years ago when they attempted a fancy dinner. Progress.
It started off looking okayish, for them, then Drew started talking. No matter what Drew says, it seems to be not right. Then Ralph says something so not right – she needs a session to “learn how to talk to men.” He seems to think he’s some sort of actual man. Yeah and he is the opposite of a pleaser.
Now they’re arguing over the definition of a maniac. It is impossible to communicate with Ralph.
None of this shit he did for her tonight even came from the heart. He’s gross and cold and manipulative and narcissistic. And here we go, going downhill. Way downhill. Way fast. He walks off saying “he regrets doing this…” Well good she can take off that ugly dress.
