So we start off recapping all of the shit a drunk ass Porsha said about ‘Chawwles.’
Apparently Bravo isn’t going to play it in it’s entirety.
So when you’re drunk and you say you want to bang someone else’s husband, it’s prob because you really DO want to bang this someone else’s husband.
You tend to speak your mind when you’re drunk. That’s pretty much common knowledge, is it not?
A scene with Cynthia telling her that she said this because she apparently does not recall, she says “I would definitely not want to fuck someone else’s husband.”
I like Cynthia but I wish she would get her fucking sniffer out of Porsha’s ass.
“Definitely not.” Cynthia reassures her. Okay Cynthia.
Porsha. Stop. That loser you’re divorcing was ‘someone else’s husband.’ You’re a fucking ho. Like just say you’re a ho.
Why can’t fucking ho’s just say they’re fucking ho’s?
I guess I get it. It’s embarrassing.
If you’re out fucking married men, (while also married, not Porsha but someone else I know, who was fucking my husband) you MIGHT be a desperate damaged insecure fat ugly ho.
But thanks to Ozempic, now you’re just an ugly ho.
Ozemkpic doesn’t fix your face. (actually it makes it worse) Nor your personality lol. Sorry Butch. YOU wanted her. She has a nice house and a ridiculous job.
So Angela’s mad and I guess I can see that.
Hoping you all see that Angela most likely got cast because Bravo knew ‘Chawwles’ has some mess.
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Kelli dresses like a fucking hooker.
For real. What is WRONG with this woman??
So there’s some dog birthday party.
I think Cha-cha is actually a drag queen. What is she doing to that poor dog??
Her style for this poor dog is even worse than her own.
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Shamea talks to a potential surrogate.
I can’t fathom giving birth for fucking money. I just cannot. All day long. No. No No and NO. What do they make? Like 10,000?? God no. If there were four more zero’s on there, then like maybe.
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Angela vents to ‘Chawwles’ about the shit Porsha was saying and I’m here thinking, yeah guilty as charged.
That smug fucking pretend surprised face? Yeah. I’ve seen that before.
Guilty.
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Porsha has hired an au pair for Pilar.
I see she goes the au pair route because it’s cheaper than a nanny. They’re basically working for room and board.
Just say you don’t want to be bothered with your kid, and you’re too cheap to pay for a nanny.
Her mom looks so proud that her daughter is a fucking ho with a baby daddy she barely knew, hiring some random foreigner to care for her kid.
This is her first meeting with this chick that she’s moving into her home. No judgment. Why we had to have the titties on full display for this I do not know.
She tells her she’ll be going in between their houses. In other words she’ll be banging Dennis very soon.
This poor girl. She tells Dennis she likes to read. Good one.
Porsha addresses with him his ‘feeelming’ with Drew.
She accuses him of having a fling or whatever you want to call it, with her.
He denies it but it’s clear to me he’s lying, having so much experience with fucking liars.
Why does she even care?
She was with this dude to get a kid and get money. Both of which she has, so let the dude go fuck whatever trash he wants to fuck. Just so your direct deposit is promptly on the first of the month, who cares.
I love so much how she keeps saying she’s ‘done with it’ and ‘moving past it’ but she never SEEMS done with it nor moving past it. Actually she never stops talking about it.
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To be fair to Kelli who I keep saying dresses like a hooker, what the hell is with this yap look of Brit’s? It’s just as bad.
I don’t know what’s going on this season with the Atlanta ladies, and their wardrobe choices, but it makes me sad for them.
Brit reflects on the fact that he mom is selling their family home.
I feel like her mom moving in with her is not the best thing. Since we’ve all met Mike.
Brit’s sister is a fucking twat. Like yelling at her mom like that? How dare she get rid of her dad’s stuff? And pretty sure she was referring to alcohol.
This crazy bitch would make a good Housewife.
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Cynthia is having a ‘Juneteenth’ celebration. I just realized this is airing almost a year after filming. Usually it’s like six months. Maybe it was the Kenya thing that took editing longer.
The weather is not cooperating.
Brit is getting out of the insurance industry to focus on her ‘shapewear.’ It’s so very Housewife of her.
So then why the tantrum over her insurance license? We don’t know.
They have some supposed ‘psychic’ here.
It’s hard to take them seriously. Although there HAVE been, in all fairness some accurate predictions over the years.
Angela admits Chawwles’ love language is cleaning.
That sucks to be her. I feel like she meant HER cleaning, not him. He did have a whole ass argument with her mom over cleaning the kitchen, so it’s safe to say he’s not only OCD but kind of tyrannical about it.
Her life sounds awful. It sounds like she’s constantly chasing her tail to please this man. And nothing is ever enough.
The argument between Brit and Angela seems like a competition as to who has the shittier husband.
I feel like they should call it like, you know, even, and call it a day.
Because both of those dudes suck ass.
Trivia time about Juneteenth. Porsha is so fucking dumb.
Porsha and Angela have a chat over Porsha’s drunken remarks about ‘Chawwles.’
She basically is in denial mode. She’s sort of half-apologetic, so I’m assuming she feels dumb about it.
Again, ‘Chawwles’ is her type so… she probably meant it.
Porsha’s apology, completely egged on by Cynthia, seems so completely insincere, it’s almost embarrassing.
“Ditto.” Are you fucking kidding me??
I forgot Angela is at odds with Shamea too. I guess just because she’s Porsha’s friend.
That’s a wrap.
