Housewives just sitting around having munchies and drinking champagne during the day. Gotta love it.
Shamea hosts Angela and Brit.
Chambord in champagne? That’s new, but why not?
Shamea and Angela are moving forward after the olive branch presentation.
Brit arrives and immediately admits to “acting a fool” the previous night.
Apparently all of the alleged gun rhetoric was not aired, but due to her extreme remorse over her behavior, I do believe that it was bad.
Kenya was definitely weird with Brit at their initial meeting about her not having a wedding band to go with her huge-ass rock. She was totally trying to get under her skin.
But who in their right mind thinks that Kenya would actually admit that? Or even just apologize and say she just shouldn’t have said it? Have we met Kenya?
Thank you Brit for saying you felt ‘provoked’ and not ‘gas lit.’ Kudos to Brit.
Provoking is not gas lighting. Provoking is provoking. I don’t want to get into that again, but I will if I have to.
So when Brit goes into her explanation that she doesn’t want Kenya to feel like she would “harm her in any way” you know it was probably bad.
She plans on apologizing to Kenya and you already know that Kenya is not going to be having no measly apology. Even if she does mean it, and I kind of think she does.
If she was inciting violence, she knows she needs to walk that shit back.
Porsha was saying some cryptic shit about Oakley to Angela, so we’ll see what this is all about. The guy is clearly sketchy. Lying and cheating tends to go hand-in-hand with his other obvious personality issues.
No Kelli, Kenya is NOT a great hostess. She sucks. She’s too self-absorbed to be a good hostess. I mean to be hosting a trip and ordering food for yourself and not your guests is kind of disgusting manners.
Kenya has Kelli and her new BFF Porsha to her new spa as she’s preparing for her ‘Grand Opening.’
They discuss the previous evening as Kenya plays dumb, as if she doesn’t realize why Brit was so pissed.
Yeah Porsha, Kenya ‘disengaged’ because she knew she was wrong. Her ‘disengaging’ was more like being dismissive, which was getting Brit even more cranked up.
Kenya looks like the damned cat that swallowed the canary as she listens to Porsha backing her up and making excuses for her.
I spoke too soon. Here we go with the ‘gas lighting’ from Kenya. Apparently she thinks she was gas lit by Brit. I don’t even know what wrong context this is supposed to be.
She lays it on a little thick considering she knows damned full well what she did. Was Brit’s reaction extra? Yes it was.
Kelli goes really hard at defending her, and Kenya’s not having it.
She announces she’s going to do a background check on her.
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Angela has coffee with her older daughter, Ahmauri. So there’s a lot of family drama going with Angela’s sister, Ahmauri and her mom. What’s with the ‘h’ in her name? Looks like how a twenty year old would spell her baby’s name.
Angela’s sister and Mom sound a little like moochers, is my takeaway from the whole dynamic.
They wanted paid for her daughter to use her car? That is fucked up. And her daughter lives with these wackos? And Angela financially supports them? And bought the car?? I’m dead.
Not the bipolar thing. This is getting as bad as gas lighting. I feel like everyone and their brother is being diagnosed as bipolar now, as an excuse for horrible irrational behavior.
Maybe I shouldn’t say that. Maybe she is bipolar. Honestly she just sounds like an asshole. Demanding money from your granddaughter for asking to use your car, that you didn’t even buy, is that a symptom of bipolar disorder? Please. Stop. That just sounds like a broke ass dumb bitch.
So daughter got married without telling anyone. To me, that doesn’t sound like it will last. To me, it wounds like she’s ashamed of who she married.
He’s probably an asshole because pretty sure nine out of ten guys are assholes. And it’s a huge red flag that she kept it a secret. And her mom is married to a fucking prick so, do the math.
Angela nor her daughter even mention the guy, which I thought was kind of weird. Like how long have they been together? Does Angela like him?
Inquiry minds want to know!!
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Brit must have seriously said some fucked up shit that night. She is groveling and apologizing up a storm. She’s even in her yap saying “I took it too far.”
Yeah Brit, if you were talking about having a gun, while in the midst of a meltdown, I would say you ‘took it too far.’
I would go so far as to say this is her first and last season.
She really thinks Kenya is going to ‘accept her apology and move forward and move on?’ She’s so funny.
Porsha is really telling Brit that Kenya wasn’t being shady in her stupid questions about her ring??
Okay Porsha. Brainwashed much? How much is she paying you to say that? Or how much is Bravo paying you to say that?
Brit’s impression of Kenya is spot-on. Who even looks at a woman’s ring finger that she just met and questions her jewelry and it’s representation? The whole thing is so antiquated anyway. So what she wasn’t wearing a ‘band.’
Porsha who has the intelligence of a five-year-old: “She’s not doing it to Kelliiiiii.” What point does that even make Porsha?
So she chose ONE newbie to pick on, and it’s Brit. It would be kind of obvious if she started nit-picking at everyone.
Brit does admit she mentioned having a ‘pistol.’ I mean really, like how dumb can you be?
It’s good she’s taking accountability. Housewives rarely do that, but the problem is that it’s Kenya, and she’s going to milk the shit out of this.
And actually Kenya will take her attempts at apologizing and admitting wrongdoing as a sign of weakness and use it against her, as we do later see.
Kenya has a lot of abandonment and mommy issues and is always out for blood. She doesn’t care if you’re fucking sorry. Sorry, she’s not sorry that you’re sorry.
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I hate the Oakely scenes. His whole demeanor just gives me total PTSD.
Angela tells him how Porsha said she has tea on him. I’m sure she does. He probably ‘slid into her DM’s’ before Angela was a Housewife. I wouldn’t put it past him. He looks guilty. I’m not sure of what of, but I’m sure he is. I just know.
I don’t care if he fucking cooks. Big whoop. It’s not that hard to cook and season food. You don’t need to be rocket scientist. Plus, he seems so cranky about it. Doesn’t appear to be like a labor of love at all. He doesn’t give a fuck about watching his family enjoy his food. He’ worried about your hands being washed, and if you’re leaving a dirty dish. He’s a fucking entitled miserable whack job.
He orders Angela to ‘go wash her hands’ as she tries to eat the chicken he made as he feverishly wipes the counter. I’m tell you, I get the WORST vibes from him.
Angela tries to talk to him about her issues with her mom and sister and he doesn’t fucking care. He tells her to stop bring her issues to him.
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It’s Kenya’s grand opening at her salon.
Brit is laying it on so thick with her remorse and groveling to Kenya. It’s getting embarrassing. She actually thinks Kenya will own her part? No.
Believe you me, it’s something I know about very well!
She has flowers, she has a card, she’s all cranked up to say she’s so sorry. The train wreck analogy definitely applies here. You want to look away, but you just can’t!
Same with the hair models at the event. It’s a lot of purple, and a lot of a lot.
So no one thinks Brit is attending the event, but oh she is!
She just will not shut up about how sorry she is and how she “took it too far.”
Kenya definitely wanted her to attend, given her plan and all the trouble she went to.
Drew tries to talk to Porsha, who doesn’t want to listen to her.
“You can have his hot dog.” Drew had to think really hard to come up with that one. Porsha walks away.
I think we’re all over this at this point.
Brit threatening to shoot Kenya has kind of overshadowed the baby mama drama.
Brit approaches her with her flower vase. Kenya completely ignores her and asks the crowd for their attention.
I feel like if someone has the balls to approach you to apologize you should at least hear them out.
Kenya keeps saying Brit was looking for a moment. I think Kenya was the one ‘looking for a moment’ when she made her pissy comments about her ring.
But whatever, that’s called projection. Not gas lighting. Projection.
“Give them to someone homeless outside” she tells a dude about Brit’s flowers she brought. So there are ‘homeless’ people lurking in front of your salon??
And wow Kenya, that’s exactly what a HOMELESS person needs, who doesn’t have a home, and anywhere to put them, a fucking huge vase full of flowers. I mean really Kenya, you just completely discredit yourself right there with that dumb-sounding shit. So fucking tone-deaf.
What’s funny is she accuses Brit of wanting ‘a moment’ just because she wanted some acknowledgment at the Bank dinner, but holy hell if this isn’t needing to have ‘a moment’ I don’t know what the hell is.
This is beyond a moment. It’s like a whole fucking decade.
So she did do this ‘background check’ on Brit and made poster boards about a few somewhat embarrassing younger days moments.
I think Brit did already admit to being a ‘video ho’. Wasn’t Kenya in some fucking ‘D’ list movie about a threesome?
People start leaving. I guess she doesn’t care that much about this spa that’s supposed to be her daughter’s trust fund. She’s more concerned about her ‘moment.’
The always level-headed Cynthia lets Kenya know this was distasteful and fucked up.
Kenya cleared the room. Good job. Just what you want at an event promoting your new business… (??)
I think Drew is the last Housewife standing. Probably because she’s hoping for some free shit.
Then this:
Not Kenya’s finest ‘moment.’ To say the least. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.
No pun intended.
I think Brit got a pass on whatever comments she made, because she took accountability.
Maybe we should learn from this.
Maybe we should ALL learn from this.
Take accountability and say you’re sorry when you say and do dumb shit.
